Chapter 1664 New Year, Jingu Entertainment, Food Contest.

"New Year's Eve ~ New Year's Eve~"

Scream like a murdered duck. If ducks can speak Chinese.

A loud noise came from the army of young men between the ages of ten and fourteen, and then through their equally young friends, the endless and incomprehensible nonsense of the respected members of the Abdominal Brother family finally came to an end .

"boom!"

It was just getting dark, and the wind was blowing from all directions. The quiet night came to an end as soon as it came: from the countless large old-style and new-style fireworks on the edge of the large square, which was lit one after another, that is, the chain effect of dominoes was ignited, and now the sky was covered with colorful flames and fireworks. replace.

Children under the age of ten stop all kinds of behaviors, playing, overeating, acting like a baby, and fighting, all of which become a kind of raised face... oh, usually a fat face, a small fat face. Looking at the sky, due to the gravity and the good body, the saliva quickly filled the chin.

"It's Chinese New Year, let's start eating and drinking. Hurry up, happy new year."

He Longhao was talking quite excited nonsense, with his perfect and strong hand on a huge famous wine as big as three meters high, the size of a sea bowl, the bottle cap that ordinary people need mechanical equipment to open, lightly touched it with his fingernails, Just savagely lift the bottle cap.

He didn't pour wine for others, but drank it himself, the sound of "gudong gudong" was endless.

However, the people at the same wine table ignored him. Just now, the old men held the imperial decree documents used by the ancient emperors to worship their ancestors and talked endlessly. Not to mention the foreigners at the scene, such as Ba Bama, who always smiles and often puts on a show. He claims to be "a loyal and good friend of the Chinese people."

Not to mention the super Chinese Mr. Babama, even a native Chinese can't understand...

His mother. After all, what was said?

But it’s okay, you can eat and drink as soon as you take your seat, so it’s like watching a show.

Now the time is seven o'clock in the evening, and He Ming's family was eating and drinking two or three hours ago. Up to now, the fat and fat girls have almost eaten, and they have begun to enter the mode of eating and drinking while having fun. That is, the main mode of life at home other than sleeping, three meals, afternoon tea, and supper.

Children can't control their desires, especially children with powerful gods and demons who create fascinating history in this universe. Fat baby in infancy.

eat eat eat eat

He Ming didn't drink too much, but he ate and drank a lot, and the Chinese New Year officially started. He was immediately attracted by various entertainment programs. Standing from the chair, he even began to levitate thirty or forty centimeters above the ground.

This is a big venue for the real Chinese New Year. There are more than one million people in the entertainment industry alone, ranging from modern entertainment to ancient entertainment. For example, Beijing Opera, the ancient royal song and dance troupe, famous ancient songs and dances, such as the majestic Zhou Dynasty, Spring and Autumn Songs and Dances, such as the famous "Hu Xuan Dance" in the Tang Dynasty. There is also the song and dance of "Neon Clothes and Feather Clothes" starring Yang Yuhuan.

He Ming and many men like to watch Hu Xuanwu. Killing Girls' Generation in the old era or in the new era. I have to admit that people in the Tang Dynasty lived a "happy" life.

Of course this is an enhanced version, at least the Tang Dynasty couldn't find so many girls with slender legs and big breasts and no brains.

Don't think that's the case, the program can be called "endless", and it is said that the "indecent" singing and dancing of African cannibals is also searched and trained carefully for a long time. Among them, genius brain pills, a large number of high-tech devices and high-tech equipment, etc. are indispensable.

The major squares are divided into spaces, large or small, and the stage construction of the venues is different. For the elderly, there are operas, classical songs and dances, and for young people, there are European and American performances that burn hormones quickly. Afro-Americans are indispensable. Superman blacks dress up sexy, exposing their huge and powerful muscles, especially the hairy belly area. In the end, I will definitely not forget to sprinkle some new sexy perfume as rain and dew.

The speed of the performance is basically a rap that even Superman can't understand, such as "Your horse is blowing the flute to the old man in my four-door supercar!" This is the Chinese translation.

It's also like Michael likes to play mystic dances, there are a lot of them everywhere, and the "unknown" cosmic people will think that the walking of stupid monkeys has become slightly advanced. The degree of transcendence far kills mortals in seconds? The most peak moment of Michael Jackson's life.

Finally, there are Girls' Generation, as well as the most local artists from mainland China, mental patients who make a living by being funny, and artists who have a bad private life but have tears in their eyes and gold fans, pure gold fans, and sing Hong Kong's golden songs that they love all their lives.

Take it for granted. All performances are top-notch on earth. It is no exaggeration to say that these people regard the Spring Festival of the Abdomo family as the highest masterpiece of their acting career, and they carefully prepared every second available for it.

He Ming really likes to sponsor art, and the rewards for the outstanding ones are rich, which is also one of the important reasons why people from the universe smuggle into the earth.

However, He Ming's surgery gave artists the opportunity to express their talent to the fullest, or replace talent with hard work, and finally extend the distance without being affected by face and body, and immediately sentenced to death. Come to the scene here.

Otherwise, like a guy who didn't know how to make progress in the old days, no matter how famous the past was, it would be the result of being eliminated without a trace.

The performance industry belongs to the largest surge in the new era, but the competition is also very cruel, and the waste is completely eliminated.

Among them, the film and television industry can still play soy sauce, as long as one's appearance stands out, such as a stunner and beauty, and is willing to let people admire one's ass, beautiful buttocks, and art that is obviously coquettish but noble and elegant. Then the status of immortality can be maintained.

Of course, it would be even better to find a super-finance owner from the acting career. Super-finance owners usually go to men from the family of the abs, "bad" men, super lucky ones who came from hanging silk, as for the handsome ones in the past Rich, red n-generation, go and go, either too stingy or don't have anything really wanted, for example, the red n-generation will never be so stupid as to give a superman quota to a horse.

Dad, grandpa will definitely hack him to death. He is far more "innocent and cute" than the red n generation in street stall literature. We must know that the senior cadres are eager to start a civil war for a superman quota, and the descendants of the idiots will give one in order to pick up girls? Well, first the whole family fell out. Then above, the "organization" cursed loudly.

What authors of street stall literature will definitely not understand is that the reason why a modern country is a modern country is that it is not in the hands of one person. If you want to eat a piece of cake in a class, I believe the whole class will definitely look at each other angrily and go on. Fists and feet intersect.

Some street stall literature is so stupid that it describes the modern country as the dark middle ages. The red n generation always kills people and plunders endlessly.

God is sorry to see you, it has been famous since the founding of the country. The real stupid monkey kneeling and licking countless famous gangsters is really... what is this like? A gangster or a gangster? Only dozens of lives? , how can you challenge the protagonist if you don't kill hundreds of millions of people?

Although all kinds of performances are wonderful, it does not hinder the silence of each wine table, if you don't want to hear exciting music. Each wine table is surrounded by four equipment similar to vertical stereos surrounded by a square. Much of the sound from the outside can be slowed down, and the sound from the inside will not be affected.

As a result, among the tens of millions of guests, it was still very quiet, only the sound of one of my own wine tables.

He Ming "stands" watching the show, eating and drinking. There were more than 20 people on his wine table. Superman's wine table is very huge, covering an area equal to about half of a basketball court. Therefore, all the waiters who serve food are A robot that can extend a long robotic arm. The food is served like the positioning of a precise clock.

Now there are only Xiao Hao. There are also Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei, Zhou's mother and their precious son and grandson, Niu Niu and Fei Fei.

Everything else went to entertainment. Especially the children of the wives were doted on by the elders, and piles of New Year's gifts were collected, all of which were placed on the large floating objects that had just come out, like moonlight platforms.

Like a beautiful floating island in the air. This is the place to put a lot of gifts and make the most of the space. Gifts can be placed by flying up and down with King of Superman, and there is also a TV crew of King of Superman to go up and shoot. Of course, it's just superman's life, but the chick who is the anchor of the super beauty, pesters the King of Superman to help them go up, and when they fly up, they must use their buttocks to rub the vitals of the target they have liked for a long time.

Generally, it is the superman beauty anchor who attacks the young grass and the tender boy. After all, this is the best boyfriend, marriage partner, and sex partner.

Don't believe that foreigners' view of love is so "pure". Foreigners can be desperate, but they also have a lot of calculations, among which the "happiness" of the lower body is particularly important. A weak rich man is not as good as a strong rugby player, who is the "little boy" in the United States and the Western world. So Hollywood's new generation of male stars are idols only if they are physically strong. How about replacing them with the handsome faces of the old Chinese mainland? cut!

The setting of the floating island can also add to the festive scene and the feeling of the fairy feast in the heavenly palace, after all, it looks like a fairy island.

"Dad eat!"

He Ren'ai flew up again, a plump one, and in front of He Ming, a small fat hand held a Mexican-style bacon roll with skillful chopsticks for He Ming to eat. The layered rolls contain chunks of roasted pork, peppers of various colors, and a variety of seasonings. The whole roast is as big as a mini roast suckling pig. It is also difficult for adult men to pick it up with only chopsticks.

Because Superman food weighs at least five kilograms, and is generally kept within fifty kilograms, otherwise it would be a waste of time.

"it is good!"

He Ming took a big mouthful and took a big bite away. Fat Zhengtai Fatty Lolita likes to give him food, of course, the premise is that they must eat until their stomachs are swollen, and their mother will not give food to He Ming.

But under normal circumstances, such as now, when He Ming ate a third of it, He Renai couldn't help it, and when his mouth was full of saliva, he took care of himself to deliver the food to his own mouth. He was even more ruthless than He Ming. I ate it in a few bites and still had two thirds of the roti roll in my mouth.

Not only that, He Ren'ai chewed the food quickly, his whole face looked like a particularly fat large marmot, and even the extremely beautiful pair of eyes that looked like light sources were narrowed into small slits.

"So cute, mom loves you so much!"

Zhou Qingyun, Zhou Xuewei, and Zhou's mother, who watched the whole process, laughed and raised their heads and laughed. He Ren'ai's biological mother, Zhou Xuewei, couldn't take it anymore, she hugged Fat Zhengtai, started from his big and lovely forehead, kissed him with "boo" several times, and finally wanted to play kissing activities with He Ren'ai.

He Ren'ai stopped chewing and made a very cute expression of happiness, Zhou Qingyun smiled coquettishly again. "Fatty is good at making expressions. It's so cute!"

However, Zhou Xuewei, who was madly in love, only lasted for a few tens of seconds. To be precise, she took the time to get intimate, because He Ren'ai still had a lot of food in her mouth. If he is not allowed to continue chewing, he will quickly turn into signs of dry howling.

The mechanically operated Superman wine table turned slowly, and He Ming grabbed different flavors of Mexican food and ate and drank. The Mexican food is characterized by large pieces of barbecue. He quite appreciates this.

He Longhao continued to drink, but not long after, he was picked up by young family members and went to drink desperately together, including his sister Hua's young relatives. He also needs to deal with each family, his wife's natal family, and his wife's classmates. Wife's... so annoying!

After eating and drinking, He Ming was caught by a male elder again, and accepted all kinds of interactions from bewildered and completely unfamiliar handsome men and beautiful women. Wine and food are the best interactive products. Elders with "crazy" attributes even started to compete in wine and food competitions.

It's also one of the most important goals of Alien Superman. Maybe not one of them, because it is easy to miss if you want to pick up girls. Among so many people, how can you accurately target the female members of the abs family, or the unmarried members? Accidentally, she must be on the girl of the male member of the Abdominal Brother family, then she will flee from China.

"The 10-minute Big Stomach King Super Food Contest is about to start here again. Come on, Brother Abs will participate. The top ten will be rewarded with a Superman quota, and the first prize will be a reward from the King of Supermen! Brother Abs Out! Remember not to use strength, energy, and body size. You can only eat and drink with normal eating methods."

I don't know if it is a member of the Abdominal Brother family, or a follower who is naturally proficient in such skills. Anyway, He Ming is sitting at a row of super long tables. In the center, there are famous wines on the left and right. The food in front of him is characterized by large portions and big pieces, such as the super fat chicken that can only be bought and eaten in the old days when there is a biochemical crisis.

Artificial fresh meat fat chicken. There are not so many bones, no pores, no disgusting oily skin, at most only delicious crispy oily skin, and no chicken heads, chicken necks, unless you want to eat chicken heads and necks, but this kind of food is more expensive Food, because it is not easy to manufacture, and it is generally produced by private factories rather than large national factories.

The national big factories and the Abdominal Food Company will not manufacture chicken heads, chicken necks, etc. with complicated processes and a small market.

You love the brains of eating poultry, so you can just buy the relevant meat directly.

There are two tables, and there is also one opposite, which is sixty to seventy meters long, and one can seat fifty people, that is, one hundred people can participate.

"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!"

"I must participate!"

The two rows of tables were immediately filled with people, most of them were well-prepared foreigners who were "struck by thunder" before a drop of water entered. Only foreign nationals with long eyes can compete.

Don't look at the Superman of the Huaxia League, and don't look at Brother Abdominal's eating and drinking under the global live broadcast, which has greatly encouraged the food industry. Various beverage industries such as Master Kong occasionally sing happily, because Brother Abdominal The various beverages of the Master Kong series that "you deserve to have" are far from the few drinks of the old-fashioned Master Kong.

And none of them are players in the big eater competition, at most they are amateur players. Professional foodie is a relatively complicated competition that requires a lot of brains and a lot of experience.

And I am burdened with... the fate of the country! It is also the fate of the family and the country! This is an important opportunity to win the superman spot.

As a result, what are the damn, bastard natives and professional bastards coming to participate in? Waiting for the next opportunity, ok?

A hundred supermen participated, and only supermen participated, and mortals were instantly killed.

Two minutes before the preparation for the game, in the fast time, there have been endless gambling games all over the world, which is very crazy.

Don't be fooled, the real universe is even crazier, this is a super awesome opportunity, all kinds of good things from the Abdominal family don't win at the moment, so what are you waiting for?

"Eat!" One of the 100 referees ordered that one of the chief referees could have a few sips of drinks besides He Ming and a few pretenders. The foreigners opened their mouths wide and the curious children immediately covered their eyes. , What is a big mouth, this is it.

He Ming wasted three seconds before eating and drinking. He has lost many times, but he is more confident every time. If he thinks that he wants to win, he should win easily. It is just for... a noble man like me, how come? How can it be so low-level? The veterans on the Internet still want to cherish every minute of me, and I must give them enough value for every minute.

Oh shit!

The reality is cruel, He Ming broke out in a cold sweat very quickly, and it was only a ten-minute competition for the fast big eater. Although his hands were fast, he swallowed the food as soon as he grabbed it, and chewed it about 20 times at most.

But look around, do foreigners swallow directly into their stomachs, with their hands almost reaching their throats?

chew? That is an unforgivable crime.

In the blink of an eye, the mountains of barbecue and chicken legs disappeared.

He just killed a mountain!

Needless to describe the result, He Ming suffered a crushing defeat, he was ranked 90th, and the next nine were all youngsters, superhuman youngsters, who could only pretend to have little talent, including foodies. The last one was an elegant poser. He ate the equivalent of a thousand oversized chicken legs in ten minutes. It seemed unbelievable that he ate a year's worth of chicken legs for an ordinary person.

What if it's a month's worth? Must be fat to death.

The difference between the food amount of the top ten and the champion is only a few dozen chicken legs, which is insignificant in the total weight of tens of millions of chicken legs.

"Let me come!" He Longhao raised his hands and came out more and more. With a smile that hides his merit and fame, he snatched He Ming's seat and sat down. Started the journey of cheating gamblers again, just like Brother Abs, everyone thought he was super popular, but in the end... a crushing defeat.

Just kidding, foreigners and professional Chinese foodies research how to eat the most in the fastest time, and what if you have the physical fitness of a "Superman God King" under the same eating conditions?

In the past year, ten years in the underground world, I have devoted myself to this kind of research!

Eat eat eat eat eat!

ps: the first update. To be continued...