Chapter 1659 The "Crisis" Under the New Year's Lunch
There is still time for dinner between 11:00 and 12:00 noon. Although there is a computer in the room, He Ming only plays with his mobile phone at most. He doesn’t want his personal privacy to be broadcast live globally. I believe that countless netizens will definitely send shocking screams Xiao, his face deformed in shock: "That idiot turned out to be the account of Brother Abdominal!" "So is this idiot!"
That's right, he did use a lot of vests to make waves, this is a problem he can't change, his mouth is too cheap, it will definitely be even more cheap on the Internet.
For example, in some games, the most arrogant renminbi player, the fighter among the idiots, is he who is operating. When he is not playing, the central optical brain will follow his behavior and operate. Once countless netizens know the truth, it really feels like the sky is falling.
He Ming put a cigarette to his mouth, and when he smoked his mouth, sparks would automatically light up and ignite. He smoked happily to pass the time, and he couldn't help but think of some distressing headaches while smoking.
For a moment, a feeling of "history is advancing, life is going on, and I can't do anything" flashed through He Ming's mind.
These things are complicated.
First of all, the last time he came out, the United Commercial Empire Alliance was established. It is half political and half commercial. It can be described by the political structure of Viking pirates in the history of the earth. It is a business-like regime. Of course, it doesn’t mind robbing if it can. a handful.
This alliance intervenes in the Shanmeng, and for this it needs to pay an astonishing welfare guarantee. Shanmeng can only help one or two, and it is impossible to give such a huge welfare subsidy for free. If it cannot meet the requirements of Shanmeng, it cannot enter the Shanmeng system.
Therefore, in order to obtain fiscal revenue. The economic system of the alliance is established very quickly, forming a huge cosmic consortium power. As soon as Chai Ting got on the horse, she started an overwhelming commercial attack. The business of the entire universe is boiling, and the newly born United Empire Alliance is caught in an unprecedentedly hot and huge business war. Up to now, the members of the family that are stronger than the Abdomos family, and the real world, have also gone bankrupt several times.
Bankruptcy in the real world is not a fiasco, you don't need to kill yourself at all, because the guy who broke 10,000 times is also alive and well.
Bankruptcy is tantamount to a liquidation. A bankruptcy stop loss mechanism in the Xiangjiang area to prevent the parties from falling into irrational and complete bankruptcy.
Generally speaking, you can only wait for the bankruptcy time to pass, and there will be new funds, and a large amount of funds will be directly released from bankruptcy, etc., etc.
This is no problem at all for the members of the abs family, and it is too easy to make a comeback. But in terms of dignity, it really feels like a hundred layers of skin have been peeled off. I have never been so powerful, but I have never lost so fast in less than a hundred days of cosmic time.
Therefore, the Abdominal Brother family is boiling.
And stupid monkeys will make even more failed behaviors when they are excited.
He Ming can swear by the hairs on his buttocks that their opponents have already counted on their behavior, so they must wish for it. Who wouldn't want money from monkeys?
But there was nothing he could do.
Because, at present, He Ming knows clearly. Before him, Brother Abdominal’s family was an ordinary family without any miracles, and it was already a big deal for members to borrow dozens of gold dollars-the debtors in the world of immortality are really uncles!
Now, Brother Abdominal's family is extremely large, claiming to gather the essence of the human world, that is, to gather together the self-proclaimed elites.
And if He Ming does something. This family will definitely not be in the current situation where "the gods have thrown down countless fat deer, and the heroes and the ugly are desperately fighting for it".
But he couldn't make a difference at all. Therefore, the Abdominal Brother family currently has ten factions in the circle just by faction.
The ten major factions are the source of conflicts and headaches today.
The first faction, the shopping and consumer faction, is mainly composed of He Ming's wives, and the female members of the family are eager to join, such as the entire vixen clan, and now it has become a consumer that must be fawned on by the luxury goods industry from Shanmeng to the whole universe. strength.
This faction is extremely large, famous in the universe, and possesses invincible power. It almost belongs to the main faction of the Abdomos family and is known as the king of kings.
After all, brother abs, He Ming is also under the rule of this faction. He is very afraid of his wife. Except for the masculinity mode during mating.
But this faction has no ambitions, no aggressiveness, and its attitude towards money is extremely conservative and never takes risks.
So it is the conservative faction who have no hope of enjoying eternal life.
Otherwise, if this faction does something, all the contradictions will cease to exist.
Because the Abdominal Brother family has a leader.
But the first faction failed the expectations of countless humans. They study all kinds of shopping all day long, so they even give a lot of profit to their enemies, competitors, and they even feed their competitors.
The second faction, eat, drink and play. That's right, the second generation of Abdomos is the main faction that is rising rapidly, and the main members are the second generations of Abs and their immediate elders. They like to tease these chubby loli the most all day long, which is also the most important reason why the second generation are so fat.
This faction is the most important, and it means the future, not to mention that Brother Abdominal is enslaved by this faction.
But they need time to grow up, and in this education system and family environment, there is also the most important genetic gene, the gene of the brother of the abdominal muscle, so rational human elites are not optimistic about the second generation, they are just copies of the brother of the abdominal muscle , Even more depraved, don't think about truly serving the people, or coming out to lead the human world.
Needless to say, the third faction is the high-end eat, drink and play group dominated by He Fang and Xiao Hao. They have no other ideas except consumption and play. make money? Serve the people? Crazy you, a fraction of the interest in my bank, one day's income is equivalent to my consumption for a hundred years!
After removing the three extremely powerful factions, it is the faction that important members of the Abdominal Brother family stand up for.
First is the aggressive faction. This group includes the three brothers Hu Bosen, Ye Li who is desperately close to the Abdominal family, and Cai Ting, etc. They are ambitious and have endless fighting spirit. An important force, an important race, not a race of upstarts, a race of rich people who eat, drink and have fun.
Contradictions erupted from them, several other factions. And a large number of wealthy people in the human world, because they follow this faction and the real businessmen in the universe. The truly powerful commercial forces competed, and the result is now a mess, and the members of the Brother Abdomos family also went bankrupt, which is really a devastating blow.
But there is no doubt that this faction only represents the weak power of the abs, but it still has overwhelming superior power. However, the commercial power in the universe will not confront directly at all, but will only use wisdom and experience. Cutting flesh everywhere, the two sides will be in a state of confrontation and parasitism that this faction cannot accommodate.
The fifth faction is the opponent of the one above and can now be called the mocking faction.
It turned out that they were the real conservatives, belonging to the extremely wealthy faction, who were swallowed up by the upper faction because they used the skin of the abdominal muscles to make money - because others will not and will not take this kind of survival The market, because this is the unspoken rule left over from the era of powerful gods and demons. Some good business to the families of the superpowers.
But the above faction would not care about this, they are all their own people, they are all stupid human beings.
What's more, you don't know at all, right, there are so many businesses.
For example, this mocking faction just started borrowing money from the bank, but they couldn't borrow a dime of their identity and resources in the past. It is now possible to borrow crazy amounts of money without any collateral, just by proving your identity.
These funds can be invested in some venture capital websites, such as an investment of 5 million Tongtian Gold Dollars. After a period of time, for example, a week later, the income will be 5.2 million Tongtian Gold Dollars, excluding the fees for the website. I made 180,000 to 90,000 Tongtian gold dollars by myself.
In the past, it was an income of more than 100,000 years. Income that is virtually impossible to retain.
Can you live without consumption for 100,000 years? Hey! Then you are not human anymore, but evolved into a higher creature.
This model will not fail, because once it fails, the website will pay 5.2 million Tongtian gold dollars.
It is a new industry that does not exist on the earth. Investors will definitely make profits as long as you have capital, no matter where you get the capital from.
But the progressives destroyed this industry, and countless investment plans were all eaten up. They swept across the universe trying to establish the glory of the human world, but ignored the interests of the human world.
In this way, it is okay when the aggressive faction is invincible, but once it fails, the mocking faction will jump out and become a mocking faction, especially the extremely rich laugh at the bankrupt, so the conflict between the two parties becomes public and turned.
That's all, the sixth to tenth factions all took advantage of the chaos, causing conflicts everywhere, and brought the Abdomo family into a state of chaos, making people in the universe successfully see the civil strife of the stupid monkeys on the earth. ,violent.
He Ming is very troubled by this, especially when immediate relatives and first-line relatives intervene.
A line of relatives refers to the first ancestor to He Ming's father position, such as the first ancestor and the first ancestor's wife, which is the direct lineage of He Ming, the first ancestor and the first ancestor's wife.
For example, how to understand the rescued seventh generation ancestor, and the seventh generation ancestor's wife, without him and her, there would be no sixth generation ancestor, fifth generation ancestor, fourth generation ancestor, grandfather, father, and myself.
This is a very important line. In the real world, it is the incense line.
This kind of heavyweight relatives intervened, He Ming didn't dare to confront grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa, etc., and he was too lazy to intervene in this intensified conflict. Everyone has his own ambitions, and he has nothing to do, just like the earth he changed to this appearance , but he wants to carry out a relatively large behavior that threatens the lives and even lives of many people, and there are many voices of opposition immediately.
This is one of the low-level characteristics of stupid monkeys, but He Ming appreciates it very much, at least he does not need to get involved in the problems of stupid monkeys, because being on the sidelines is also an excellent virtue of stupid monkeys.
He Ming remembered one more thing, which intensified the conflicts in the family, it should be said that it intensified the economic situation, and the economic situation brought conflicts. In short, for the sake of money and fire, they turned their faces and fought desperately to kill and set fire.
This matter is that Chai Ting and the three Hu Bosen brothers, under the leadership of the activists, have carried out the dual means of economy and war. This universe has been united. war.
In the east of this universe, through the huge and long, equally dangerous dark galaxy, the nothingness. With the absurd feeling of going to the end of the universe, you can finally enter another universe, one that should be proven to have intelligent life.
Not only that, according to other non-real world. Such as new capital, the spiritual world under technology, the mind of the wish world, the investigation of the power of wish, and the accumulated information. Learn that this universe is far more prosperous than this universe.
But it is impossible for the superpower to be as powerful as this universe, so it has become the target of war. This is the East 26th universe.
The nature is the same as the human beings on the earth think that Mars is the most suitable for human survival.
Therefore, the most famous cosmic corps pioneers, a total of ten famous corps have started their journey, and the number one is the Earth Liberation Corps.
Look, hearing this name means that the earth is dominated by human beings.
This kind of consumption of leaving this universe and going to another universe is huge. But these expenses mean a huge market, and Chai Ting can obtain this market without any effort. Of course, the human consortium of the entire universe is indispensable, and large companies benefit one or two. The Earth Development Foundation's insistence on coming in actually means that its interests have been bound to Chai Ting and the activists of Brother Abdominal's family.
Conservatives and other factions believe that they should eat meat, and that risks must be reduced, and the whole universe should not cast a net in one direction.
Activists nearly exploded their lungs. The conflict finally broke out: "Damn it, I have created two businesses and two huge markets with blood and sweat by being a cow and a horse. You idiots are going to eat meat? Eat fruit? Go to hell!"
This is the reason why a stupid monkey is a stupid monkey in front of interests. He Ming felt helpless about this, but he still watched from the sidelines. Although he took a month to serve, at least three cosmic passages were immediately completed!
At most one week, at the border of this universe, He Ming can go to the second universe, he is really too fast, but he really can't do it at all, there are too many excuses, it is risky, and a hairy The risky alliance and this universe will not let him take risks. He is the number one patron saint of this universe. Have you seen the superman version of Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms War single-handedly challenging Liu Bei and Sun Quan's army? Although he can kill all the people in the Three Kingdoms in one go... But there are risks.
He Ming killed some time, the door was opened again, several tall young men walked in with a smile, they were covered with fat Zhengtai and fat loli, Father He had the most body, but the fat Zhengtai He Renai was wrinkled Small face, small nose wrinkled and lower lip turned out, facing Niu Niu who also has a flat mouth but is obviously from the happy channel.
"What's the matter baby?" Zhou Xuewei hurried over and hugged He Ren'ai to comfort him. Father He smiled and said, "He lost to Niu Niu at marbles."
"Oh oh oh!" Niu Niu suddenly showed a victorious smile, and tossed hard in Dad He's arms.
After a lot of fighting, some of them took it forcibly, and then accidentally broke a few cameras, but the staff had already prepared for it. At around 11:00 noon, He Ming's family finally started to eat and drink, even though they were too fat Loli had already eaten a lot, and they all climbed up to the Eight Immortals table to eat and continue to fight.
He Renai took out a huge marble made of pure gold and insisted on competing with Niu Niu. The fat Zhengtais ate and made noises, but the He family had no intention of stopping them. Because babies in infancy have indescribable innate wisdom, that is to say, don't use your stupid mind to pollute others.
What's more, the greater the power, the greater the capital, the more tolerant, let alone playing like this, even if He Ming blows up the Milky Way, it doesn't matter, "The child is still young." At worst, he will pay compensation, or it will be a war. Trust the victims The survivors in the film died extremely quickly.
"Let's drink to the day of the year."
Mama He finally sat down, and a group of superhuman chefs took her place instead, and a lot of food was delivered from outside the door. God is sorry, the food that Mama He processed was not appreciated by the fat and too fat loli, but it was well-behaved The big and small wives grab and eat cleanly, and the mother-in-law's flattery must be taken.
"Okay, okay, cheers!" He Xiaoqian's mother smiled, completely like a sixteen-year-old who couldn't be distinguished from He Xiaoqian, only the difference in appearance, and the mother-in-law, who already had the potential for powerful magical powers, responded, looking back at the door frequently and said : "Really, what are the two Xiaohao doing? And He Fang didn't come up."
After a few minutes, He Fang and Xiao Hao opened the door and came in. They looked like they were dead instead of Chinese New Year, but in a blink of an eye they showed a hypocritical smile. He Longhao even snatched his precious son and said happily, "Happy New Year, son!" No?"
Fat Zhengtai ate and drank wholeheartedly, ignoring He Longhao's enthusiasm.
All the people were in place, and it started to be very lively immediately. I believe it was a New Year's lunch that He Ming never thought of last year.
However, He Ming didn't notice that his mother frequently glanced at the face of Father He who was smiling and still playing with fat girls in the smell of food... If he noticed, he would know that family storms, deserts Action—wait, where did I go?
Oh, should the family storm, the war is at hand.
It turns out that there are things with bigger heads! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)