Chapter 1658 New Year's Eve in the Superman Era!

The house is full of fragrance. A bonsai of flowers from the "devil world" on the left side of the sofa that came to He Ming just as he sat down. It blooms extremely lushly, as if there is a tree growing over there.

"Ha~" He Ming lazily put his hands on the sofa. All of a sudden, this group of sofas, which seemed huge when they were young, were only completely conquered at the age of four or five. It was too long, so I had to put both feet on the sofa.

In this way, he turned into a little hooligan who would have been an idiot in the past and the hanging silk era. Unexpectedly, he seems to be a peerless overlord who dominates the universe now, and every single cell in his breath is better than the sun comrades of the solar system.

Today is February 9, 2013, New Year's Eve, and it is also the last day of the lunar calendar in 2012, so today is Chinese New Year.

There is only one year in earth time, and He Ming can only say that earth time has passed too fast, resulting in a lot of things happening in real time.

Of course, his experience is also very amazing. It is absolutely impossible to use the logic of street stall literature to explain it in reality, because the logic of street stall literature and the real world view require the parties to exercise like a superman and achieve incredible results in an incredible time. physical success.

How can there be such a good thing in reality, how can human sports have extraordinary and holy power? After the Austrians, Mr. Governor of the United States became a world-class macho, and he succeeded only with the advanced bodybuilding technology, living conditions, and his own extraordinary willpower in the United States.

Note that it is under extraordinary willpower. And with extraordinary willpower, if you practice any martial arts all day long, you can only be... the same old virtue.

Old and dead is also a rib.

Humans need to torture themselves cruelly to become stronger.

Otherwise, athletes, special forces, and agents still use blood and sweat? It's ok to just stand on horseback, muscles will be born automatically, and physical fitness will naturally improve. The terminally ill AIDS was killed by Chinese martial arts in a week!

Extraordinary is really too difficult, some things you can work hard for 24 years a day, so it is impossible to achieve the success of street stall literature in the past 10,000 years.

Regarding his miraculousness, He Ming can only say that some results were already doomed at the moment when he got the adventure. Otherwise, he would challenge the little legendary life as a mere mortal, and he would be able to pierce his own head with a single finger, and then...really return to the real world. What next? I don’t know if there will be such a miracle. After all, in the real world, it is impossible to enter an uncivilized experimental planet with many opportunities such as the earth, otherwise it would be like "The Truman Show". Truman said: "You are in Truman's world! Leave now!"

It's about nine o'clock in the morning now.

But He Ming's family, such as the wives, have already come here. And the mother-in-law of the Zhou family who lived with He Ming's family. Lu Wenjing's family from the same city also rushed over. The big and small Hao family members in the family were not left behind either, but the second sister and big and small Hao must not come until noon.

The elder sister and elder brother-in-law are not here, they went to their own family to celebrate the New Year, but they will come at night. After all, the eldest sister is already married, not to mention that the scale of the year on the earth is really small, and it is not as lively as in the real world, especially now, the rich human beings are so vividly showing the success of human beings. Nouveau riche style of incomparable success.

When He Ming came over, his hometown on Earth had undergone many transformations. The first home is also the most important and unforgettable hometown, the place where he grew up. He Ming was shocked when he first entered the door, because the first home has been transformed into a room, and the interior wall disappeared and there was only one room.

Anyway, the walls made of super materials can withstand tens of thousands of metric tons.

However, He Ming took a look, and found that the original interior walls did not disappear, but were retracted into the ground to free up the area, and the balcony was used to make the small balcony a harmony between man and nature that required at least tens of millions of yuan to decorate in the past. Class quiet style.

Even so, the size of the entire room is still very regrettable, less than one tenth, or one hundredth, of a toilet that He Ming often uses in his new home.

But this is the first home that cannot be changed, and it will always live in my heart, just like He Ming likes to make a large number of supermarkets in his huge home with the buildings and layout styles of elementary school, middle school, and even university, and his bedroom , and a warehouse full of endless cash, gold and silver jewelry, and precious artworks.

It's really bad fun, but in a great man, this is a touching and profound feeling.

After entering, there is only one room, and there is no bathroom. It is necessary to go outside or return to the underground world for "convenience". Therefore, everyone's behavior is clear at a glance. I can see that there is a high-tech kitchen table rising from the ground on the left side of the entrance. Mama He and Zhou The mother and the Lu family's parents are leading the He family woman to be busy. Five media personnel who finally came in, namely the horse market, the magic city, the capital, the central government, and the representatives of the franchised countries, are filming the whole process in a group of two.

Outside, the whole community, the outside of the whole community, is really crowded. He Ming listened to it and was able to hear the soundproof material protection even though the shells exploded outside. He heard the passionate roar of countless monkeys.

Don't mention the monkeys and the outsiders who want to cry but have no tears, or desperately chasing the second generation in the community, and media personnel looking for other valuable video delivery points. When He Ming comes in, he will become a new hot spot. What about this? Ming just waved his hands with a dry smile, let the very glamorous, dressed up to enhance the glamorous and sexy, or the superman female anchor who has lost the female index, introduced affectionately, "...Brother Abs is tired of serving the people, and now Just came here."

He Ming would tell people, did he just wake up?

That's right, this Chinese New Year is very important. He Ming must be paid attention to like a national leader. This is an unavoidable responsibility of national leaders in modern countries and societies. Even in the real world, if you can't see If a country's leader appears on an important holiday, it will definitely lead to bad results, such as the stock market plummeting and people panicking.

Therefore, in China alone, since the founding of the country, national leaders have almost never returned home to celebrate the New Year.

He Ming is not an exception, because he is the national leader of the Republic of Siberia. He is not the national leader of China.

hey-hey.

This is the "leadership" that street stall literature can't understand. They think that after time-traveling, giving some kindness and getting a little crazy can take over a fierce general and counselor. Have you ever conquered a small partner since you were young? Did he kneel and lick the ground affectionately like the ancient Japanese, saying: "Master. Oh master."

A row of bright red kitchen counters, produced by FOTILE's new kitchenware, I believe that the Spring Festival of FOTILE's kitchenware has started ahead of schedule, otherwise just look at the crazy rising attitude of the stock.

Opposite this row of kitchen counters, there is a table with at least four ordinary Eight Immortals tables side by side, and a super-large Eight Immortals table that is the best advertisement for domestic products and exclusively occupies all the advertising time of the Spring Festival Gala. It is generally used in Superman families. It is convenient for the Superman family to put a large amount of food in one go.

This super-large version of the Eight Immortals Table is the main table style of He Ming's family in the past. It has been on it for at least seventeen or eighteen years. This time there is no accident. As long as the New Year is celebrated on the earth, we must continue to celebrate the New Year on it.

However, the delicacies above are only snacks, a kind of fist-sized beef cubes that are beautifully packaged, which were impossible to buy in the past, but now they are used as snacks and no one touches them. Only a few lazy pets casually unwrapped. Enjoying the top-level "devil" beef, the five ace media groups immediately cannot do without the cute pet channel, screaming and shaking their choppy skills desperately, and even pretending to caress pets, so they bent down to the camera, regardless of their super slender legs. Under the skirt, at this angle, it's almost... I believe that countless men in front of the TV have unbuttoned their pants again.

If you can't bear it, then you don't have to bear it.

"Get up. It's Chinese New Year today. And don't be in front of the TV, in front of audiences all over the country. It's embarrassing to be a fool."

With the help of high technology, He Ma performed an unfamiliar cooking performance, but from the smell of the food, she could smell it. In the past, it was at the level of a national first-class chef. Pretend to scold.

He Ming changed his posture: he leaned his head on one side of the sofa, and simply slept on the sofa. Or live in a chair? Hey, that's hilarious too, like a jackass debriefing a global audience.

Or go out, but where can the whole community go? Wherever it goes, God is coming.

The second generation has demonstrated the sensational effect of Jesus' coming. Although these Jesuses are fat.

"You brat." Mother He shook her head, there was nothing she could do about it. It seemed that the old sofa at home needed to be eliminated, but it would not be eliminated at all. This is a hero of the mortal age, how many tired moments have been solved?

"Abs, can we interview you for a while?"

He Ming's goddaughter female anchor, a super beautiful anchor, dressed noble and elegant, bent down to support her body with her left hand on her thigh, and raised a square microphone with her right hand.

The other four female anchors immediately surrounded him, including five cameramen who shot the abs guy from the best angle, trying to keep the tall and righteous sleeping posture of the great man, or create the warm temperament of the boy next door.

The female anchor and the cameraman are all superhuman beings. Apart from the female anchor, the cameraman must be very grateful to Brother Abs, or who wants to continue to work hard and strive for a new superman spot, who doesn’t have a family? It’s not okay to be with a female anchor who makes a living with “** teasing” all day long but take a serious look at the sexy career line. The female anchor will not treat her lustful subordinates kindly, so you must be sweet and sexy when you are on vacation What about the mistress?

"Please speak." He Ming changed his posture into the original attitude. It is quite strange for Superman to talk while lying down. Therefore, except for the bed scenes, most of the acting on the bed was filmed on the erected bed. Fortunately, there was no quilt. Falling down, it is also thanks to the actor who is obviously trying to stand on tiptoe but pretends to be in a relaxed state of rest.

Le Siyu deliberately dressed up today, but she felt that she was not as good as Pu Zhimin, the new wife of the abs brother Smecta who also deliberately dressed up, but she did not envy her. She planned to keep her current life unless she became pregnant, otherwise you Can I still work everywhere as my wife? Let's go to sleep, there is no employer, unless it is the head of a huge consortium like Chai Ting, but what's the point?

It's too cold at the heights, let your subordinates do the work.

Le Siyu began: "How do you feel about this new year? Because you have created an unprecedented era of superman, our earth has not only stepped out of the galaxy, obtained ever-changing high-tech, but also has eternal life, permanent life. Never A superhuman life that will age and be in the most beautiful state is also born in your hands. Are you very touched by all these achievements on the last day of this year?"

He Ming thought for a while, then showed a mysterious smile and said: "No, it's just the opposite. I feel quite strange. Serving the people is my constant pursuit, so I don't care about everything today. I don't pay special attention to I am moved because people are attached to their own work and their pursuit. There is no need to be obsessed with it. To be a human being, one must look forward, pursue constantly, and serve the people constantly.”

After speaking, he clenched his fists. It is deeply touching the virtue of rejuvenating a country in adversity. (I think)

He Ming almost touched himself again. If he hadn't heard Zhou Xuewei, Liu Xiaolian, Lu Wenjing, and He Xiaoqian sniggering one after another, he would have really moved himself, thinking that he was indeed so great, immortally great.

"Then why are you surprised?" Le Siyu asked knowingly, she already knew He Ming very well, after all he was a very simple person.

Speech: Mess up and talk nonsense.

Personality: Impulsive, absurd, obscene, despicable and hypocritical, but also concentrates almost all virtues, such as keeping promises accurate to a second. Generosity and kindness to the service of the entire universe.

There are two kinds of hobbies, my own and my little brother's. The second person's hobby easily kills the first person's hobby.

He Ming shrugged and said: "You plan to have a New Year's Eve reunion dinner. You plan to celebrate the New Year. I just entered the door under the live broadcast of Quanyu Earth, and then asked me how I feel. I don't have lies in my dictionary, so I only have this sincere answer: Believe in the world. The audience must not be able to eat or sleep under the global live broadcast. So it feels strange."

The end sound is very long, the end sound level of the clown performance.

The laughter of the beautiful and crisp women over the kitchen counter became louder and louder. Is there no lie in my dictionary? Twenty hours ago, He Ming almost said the same thing to his wives, such as holding a pair of big white rabbits from behind and whispering in the ear of his crying wife: "I love you the most!"

For example, when the king came to the world, he accepted a musical instrument performance and said: "Your service is the best among all the wives!"

That's calling me a dictionary without lies? It should be that I don't know what a lie is.

The newest hostess in the horse market, known as the goddess of superman baseball and the goddess of all citizens, Jiao Didi said: "Brother Abdominal, how do you feel about your consortium entering the era of Chai Ting? And according to the increase in production capacity of Chai Ting's CEO Does the plan mean that the Abdominal Brothers consortium has full confidence in the world's economic indicators in the coming year?"

He Ming doesn't know anything about it, but it doesn't prevent him from talking nonsense. Anyway, he is the owner of the consortium. Even if he is wrong, the consortium will "correct" in the wrong direction, because the correctness of a great man is better than infinite profits: " I am not the leader of business management, business is war, we cherish war so we look back on peace, so I am very happy that the consortium has entered the era of Cai Ting, at least I don’t have to continue to accept my mistaken occasional remote command without courage.”

"As for the production capacity increase plan, I think the earth's market will increase a hundred times in the coming year, and the global consumption index can climb up to the world's currency dollar, which is no less than 100 trillion U.S. dollars."

The female anchors and cameramen pretended to be surprised and shocked, but they had already achieved this goal a long time ago. For example, members of the Abdomos family fight for wealth once.

Or a transaction of a high-level baby in Dragon Armor Fairy Fate would cost at least 1 trillion US dollars. Now it is only equivalent to one hundred trillion yuan, which is really insignificant.

But there is no doubt that the abs is optimistic about the market in the coming year, but everyone and speculators are worried that because of the endless wars in the era of super-rich people oppressing civilian consumption, wars can easily bring death, death will reduce the population, and population reduction means that the potential consumer market will disappear. share.

After all, the world is so turbulent that everyone except the China Alliance is caught in an irrational arms race.

The whole world is a hotspot of conflict. For example, in the Middle East dominated by Uday, a large number of forces continue to vie for supremacy; the United Kingdom is trying to use the Argentine revenge war as a fuse to re-enter South America. This battle will be fought sooner or later, otherwise why does Argentina build a navy that can almost drown the Atlantic Ocean? Woolen cloth?

For example, the German nation began to carry out crazy armaments against the countries and countries of the Polish Plain, especially the hated opponent Poland, and even issued a hypothetical map of the empire including the Great Plains of Eastern Europe.

Only by conquering Poland and reaching the Great Plains of Eastern Europe can it become a European power worthy of the prestige of the German nation.

However, it can only conquer a very limited part of the Great Plains of Eastern Europe, because it is impossible to challenge the Huaxia Alliance that dominates the Great Plains of Eastern Europe.

"Brother Abs, what's your vision for the coming year?"

The female anchor of CCTV asked a question. Now the female anchors of the imperial court pretend to be intellectual beauties do not exist at all. Those female anchors who flirted with the public in the past, the famous female anchors have long since disappeared in the sea of ​​people. the old woman; must die, and death is a wretch that cannot escape this fate.

What's more, the people are extremely disdainful of them, and they pretend to be so pure without their asses, but they don't use other people's unspoken rules behind their backs and post them on their own. Besides, there are some handsome guys, handsome men, handsome men on the TV station, well, they have unspoken rules.

"I wish you all a happy new year, and the whole family is healthy and happy. Brother Ababs wishes you all a happy new year. As for my outlook, that's it."

He Ming sat on the sofa to pay New Year's greetings, and put down after finishing speaking. The most arrogant and disrespectful of national leaders, but it is strange that the nationals have adopted it, and it is even more strange that the global audience, which obviously has nothing to do with it, has adopted it.

How touching, what a free and unrestrained temperament of a free country, the temperament of a leader of a free country, so kind and touching, earning, people, heat, tears.

After asking some questions, the female anchors continued to carry out various activities for ratings, such as patting food. Any food will immediately become a must-eat dish today. After all, why can’t you eat this if the abs family eats it? what about this?

Are you poor?

Stop pretending!

Although everyone knows that He Ming only has lunch here, the real reunion dinner will be eaten at the super feast in Brother Abdominal's hometown. That New Year's Eve dinner is known as the most awesome in human history, because the number of participants exceeds 3 billion.

The highway near Brother Abdominal’s hometown is now full of wine and banquets, and the private garden in the sky that is never open is also a variety of banquets.

All participants not only enjoy the feast for free, but also get various gifts and souvenirs, which is really great. In the past, a millionaire was born after participating in it once, which is really great!

In response to this, countless foreigners poured into the hometown of Brother Abs, causing the hometown of Brother Abs to go to Mashi to almost become a gathering place for human beings. Humans have never enjoyed such a feast so beautifully, and they think it is a night of... brilliant civilization in the universe.

He Ming shrugged his shoulders when he saw the excited comments and posts on the Internet. Xiansen is having a New Year's Eve dinner in the real world. How many people are participating? Now there are at least 2.5 trillion. thanks. (to be continued...)