Chapter 1648 Grand Wedding Banquet, Punching and Kicking. (Middle)
"It's okay, anyway, the chances of getting married will be less and less in the future, and life will be completely stable from then on. That's it, I became a man who is no longer free and has entered the grave of marriage, and it is a grave that will never die man."
As in the past, He Ming said something without going through the brain at the same time, and looked at several fat loli at the same time. This is the way the fat loli like to see him and want him to respond in this way.
This is not mutual admiration to satisfy narcissism and gain self-confidence.
This is a way of communication that requires a lot of wisdom, because the simplest communication for human beings is eye contact .
It can also be seen from this that fat lolis don't know this way of communication, idiots can't do it, so they are still babies.
And even a super life has the most perfect wisdom in the first time. If you don't use it in the future and don't know how to learn and inspire, then you have the same virtue as He Ming. There is no wisdom that can overwhelm a universe and never will Use more than one degree of splash.
Situ Haoran showed a cheap smile, his perfect teeth were shining, his facial features became more mysterious and handsome in the colorful fireworks, but he said obscene words: "Hey, look at those Smecta girls, The cool and revealing dress, the black hollow evening dress. The skin is white, the breasts are super big, and the legs are super long, and I am also tempted. And by the way, boss, did you do it on purpose to strengthen Smecta?"
He Longhao immediately showed a lewd smile knowingly, and He Ming said helplessly: "Be careful, children will copy such words. I do my best in every operation, so there is no strengthening. It's just Smecta style, and how they dress up."
"Coquettish dressing, I understand. I understand, I understand a little, I understand a little." Situ Haoran winked, he didn't notice that his son suddenly flew up, and almost closed his eyes and threw himself into a person who came out of the shadow.
Due to the location problem, He Longhao noticed it immediately, and immediately said: "You mean. You are also tempted? I can understand you. You are a man, a real man. How about this. I will help you arrange the arrangements. To be honest, you really do You look good, you look serious, you pretend to be outstanding, and there is an exotic atmosphere here. Those Smecta girls want to swallow you. How about it? Nod and let me arrange it for you?"
Situ Haoran showed a blank expression and said: "What are you talking about? I don't understand. But please don't say that. I have a wife. Isn't it baby? You shouldn't learn from a loyal father like me. Because you You should be happy and happy in the harem. Ah, where is my son? Wow, why are you here, wife! You are so beautiful, wife."
He turned around very naturally, and warmly hugged his wife Liu Xu.
He Longhao snorted contemptuously,
He knew that Situ Haoran should feel that his wife was in place.
He Ming looked at Liu Xu, who was wearing a simple evening gown, the color is simple and elegant, and the color is more generous and conservative, but it can still be seen that the figure should be very hot. Of course that's all. Really overshadowed today. There is no doubt that after tonight, Smecta has become famous all over the world just because she is a hot girl. Countless men undressed and undressed, and countless women raised money to study in Smecta while gnashing their teeth. Let’s forget about the plastic surgery, I’m sure there will be abs brother’s love!
As for the universe, let’s forget it, not any intelligent life will appreciate the rants of humans on earth. Thinking in another way, would you appreciate the self-touching of the female monkey in the zoo and even empathize with the unbearable passion?
Liu Xu glanced at Situ Haoran angrily, looked at Situ Aotian who had quickly fallen asleep in his arms, and said softly to He Ming: "My son is already asleep, and this (earth) is not suitable for sleeping, let's go back first." gone?"
"Okay." He Ming smiled and nodded, Liu Xu smiled back, pinched Situ Haoran's face, and said to him, "Then we're going first, please be careful, don't do any dirty things." After that, she went all the way with a moving gesture.
Situ Haoran pointed his hands and two fingers at his wife's beautiful buttocks that were looming under the evening dress. It looked obscene, but it was not sexual. It was obviously a funny act. He waited for the catkins to disappear before muttering: "Tch, how can a noble man like me be bothered?"
He Longhao said: "It will definitely be! By the way, boss, can we also leave in this way? We have already eaten and drank enough, k."
Situ Haoran's eyes lit up immediately, and he nodded repeatedly, the earth can't take it anymore, the time is so fucking... Hurry up!
He Mingdao: "It's not only past nine thirty, I'm going back to toast soon... No, I'm confused. People with high status in Korean banquets don't need to toast, hahaha, that's really good."
It is also necessary to toast the children in the country, but it is not necessary here. Of course, there is no toast in the real world, and it is impossible to toast, otherwise he is still holding the wedding banquet of the little wife.
He Ming rubbed He Longhao's left cheek on He Longhao's head, the little fat boy He Longjiao immediately stopped eating and drinking and looked at the fat and overweight loli covering He Ming's whole body, so he didn't care, otherwise he would deflate his mouth to protest one or two .
He Ming continued: "So it's early, don't go home until after twelve o'clock the next day, the staff estimates that the wedding banquet will definitely not end after four o'clock the next day. Yes Yes, the lottery draw hasn't been held yet, just waiting for me to go back."
He Longhao glanced at Situ Haoran, the two looked bitter at each other, Situ Haoran said: "One day on earth..."
He Longhao continued, "One year underground."
Situ Haoran said: "Heaven and earth..."
He Longhao said: "I miss you so much."
He Ming laughed and said: "It's just a virtual game of Dragon Armor Immortal Fate. By the way, you can not only arrange, but also change the automatic strategy at any time through mobile phones and so on."
Games such as Dragon Armor Xianyuan can be bound with a mobile phone, and then the mobile phone processes information, such as quickly processing the actions of characters, such as entrusting adventures into the mountains, and going to the sea to become Japanese pirates. Results appear at the same time as other gamers. After the result, the information can be received and the related result can be processed.
Commissioned to play with real people. It's just a difference in operation. Of course, the fun of entrusting and playing with real people is completely different.
He Longhao cried bitterly: "Oh, don't mention it, we are conducting the Raiders of the Hasassin Assassins. Many powerful forces are secretly gathering to launch a thunderous blow. This assassin group has many secrets, many secret treasures, and even related to the mythical power of the Middle East. You can't miss it, and you can't wait for a long time."
Situ Haoran added a sentence: "It's the same in the whole world, the high level of the country is secretly investing in this strategy."
He Ming made a slightly disdainful expression and said, "Hasassin? Ha, an ancient beggar? Or the Middle East with nothing. Oil was not worth much at that time."
The mistakes that modern people often make are always underestimating the living conditions in ancient times. You must know that in ancient times, shit was also a treasure. Because this is the best fertilizer!
The Middle East has nothing...
For example, the threshing of rice was no longer a dream in ancient Europe. So you can only eat husk rice. Some of the bread's technologies are also very low-level, or have no relevant technology at all. Tools, so the poor and the nobles ate "black bread", even the king.
This kind of black bread can really kill people. Teeth as strong as a mouse are no match for this kind of black bread.
The whole ancient world. The country with the best living conditions is China, and it will always be China.
Before the industrial age, it could only be China.
The economic situation determines the strength of the country. Rather than saying that Japan defeated the Qing Dynasty through the Sino-Japanese War and seized the leadership of the Asian nation, it is better to say that the Qing Dynasty has collapsed and is extremely weak because of the tea and silk produced by primary industrialization. That is, raw silk, two largely unsolvable trades in China. It was successively destroyed by British Indian tea and Japanese raw silk, so the Qing Dynasty was defeated by Little Japan.
Comparing with the economic situation, we can know that Hasassin is basically the behavior of ascetics.
Of course, although the imitation is true, there are already too many rich players in Dragon Armor Immortal Fate. I believe that the ancient world had an infinite population and infinite mysterious substances, so it must be extremely rich.
He Ming was pondering, he knew that it was easy and very simple to zoom in on Xiaohao, but in this way, many young people in the family would "goodbye to you".
"Hello, are you all there? Oh, you fat people, let your favorite Uncle Bang hug and rub you."
Wearing a blue striped suit, the gentle and elegant Guo Bang walked over quickly, and appeared next to He Ming and Xiao Hao almost in an instant.
Behind him came a row of chicks who seemed to be well-trained supermodels walking the stage. Many of them were Caucasian but they were cute and cute like Chinese daughters-in-law.
Taking the leading positions are two beauties, real beauties. Stunner is the most beautiful and perfect woman on earth, a masterpiece of masterpieces that only abs brothers can make.
The school belle that He Ming is a little familiar with is not here. The first stunner and big beauty He Ming has seen. After a little understanding, I know that she is almost the object of stealing. She was a beautiful wife at the beginning. She was seen by Guo Bang when she was drinking afternoon tea. After an hour, it becomes a big sausage that eats others. Of course, He Ming can't see this moment of passion.
Of course, people must be willing. Guo Bang has no other shortcomings except lust, and he can give himself the superhuman power of immortality, and he is always following the steps of the great man with abdominal muscles.
What's interesting is that another stunner is actually a Smecta. He Ming knew from the memory of the information he glanced at before the operation and the occasional chats with Guo Bang and QQ chats. A female anchor of Smecta Radio.
The female radio anchor said that it is normal to be a passionate video girl without stripping broadband, but Smecta uses her delicate voice to pretend to be sweet and cute but always wears low-cut clothes to attract consumption.
However, the situation was very pitiful before the Chinese New Year. You must know that real entertainment stars are not given a hair by unspoken rules. Who will pay for the house opening expenses? woman!
So don't count on men in the society of Smecta, they are really shameless to the extreme.
The radio anchor once used Guo Bang's not-so-sneering words, "I can't even afford a beef steak for a night of hard work, because it is a high-priced item that exceeds 100,000 won." Hahaha. "
He Ming replied with a dry smile, "Isn't that what your Excellency used to do?"
Guo Bang replied: "It's better to recall bitterness and think sweet."
This stunner is still in financial difficulties in the new era, because besides being beautiful, she has fair skin. There is no advantage in having big breasts. The new era is the era of superhuman beauties, let alone Smecta. Who will pay for it?
Only continue to be a radio anchor. Although the Smecta man is rich, but if he wants to mate, it will definitely not be like the Chinese Diaosi paying all the touching things.
And because of the influence of Chinese civilization, this radio anchor is definitely a virgin, because she will never give up the most precious chastity easily for a small income and the stupid pursuit of a few cheesy faces.
This is one of the important reasons why some South Korean actresses committed suicide in the past. Because of the high pressure of life, even their chastity was lost, and they felt unbearable (there was no way out).
Recently, she hit the jackpot. Guo Bang accidentally saw it on the Internet, and immediately... the little brother fell in love at first sight.
But after following Guo Bang, it was only a month or two. This woman just got the superman quota for his relatives and friends. He Ming knows that there are more than 100 of them with just one brain cell. Of course, it is far from enough compared to his spending on picking up girls. Oh. The current new wife has tens of thousands of superman quotas, not counting other powers.
In the real world, there are more than 10 million Light Supermen. just given.
This point is "controversial" on the earth, just compare it with Guo Bang, brother abs, it costs so much to pick up girls by yourself, but why didn't you get started with the stunner class?
I also think that the mysterious little wife of Brother Abdominal is a stunner, and I don’t want to watch the mysterious little wives of the three Hu Bosen brothers. After a large group of mysterious little wives, it was really fucking incomprehensible!
He Ming could only shrug his shoulders. Fate, this is fate, who let me have a beauty and beauty when I was still hanging silk, so the woman who must have been a big beauty at that time did not come to me.
Without waiting for He Ming and Xiaohao to speak, many chubby lolis also like beauties, so they bypassed Guo Bang and posted them. They all study the size of breasts for the first time, and even compulsively suck one or two. Superman beauties can't resist at all, they can only smile coquettishly.
But definitely not, will not get the liquid you want at all.
The other three men will not take the opportunity to watch the show. It's very pitiful, all three men are... There is absolutely no chance of continuing to pick up girls.
Guo Bang played with some fat Zhengtai's little fat legs, thought for a while and said: "From the first day of the new year, I will marry 21 wives until the 21st day of the new year. Don't miss it once."
Not to mention He Ming, Xiaohao's face suddenly collapsed...
"Fuck, what are you kidding? Damn, you want to waste our 21 days?" Situ Haoran said like a duck caught by his neck.
"Yes." Guo Bang shrugged his shoulders in a gentle manner, and stepped back a few steps after speaking, a group of beauties automatically leaned forward, hugging left and right, and suddenly they were the winners of life. "I love them, and they love me. They have entrusted each other for life."
After speaking, there were countless sweet kisses, and the fat men on their bodies made contemptuous expressions. What's so good about this disgusting uncle?
"Damn it, don't speak English to us because we are low-educated, okay?" He Longhao patted the chubby legs of the two chubby lolitas and said, "Good girls, take your cutest brother to find your mother." Let's go. Because the fathers are going home ... no, to serve the people."
He Ming said in surprise, "I haven't agreed yet?"
He Longhao showed a lascivious smile, Situ Haoran spread out his hands, Guo Bang also spread out his hands, and then a ray of light came and swept across the ground, the next moment He Ming almost fell to the ground, because the second sister He Fang pushed flat with one hand Come here and hit yourself in the face.
He Fang grabbed a fat Zhengtai and rubbed the other's face desperately, and said triumphantly: "It's so cute, do you want to go home with your aunt? Dear Fat Tuan classmate."
"No!" Fat Zhengtai, one of the male twins, said decisively and clearly. He didn't want to go back and be played by He Fang.
He Fang shrugged regretfully, turned around and walked away, Xiao Hao immediately followed up like a standard dog's leg, leaving only one sentence in the air for He Ming: "Let's go first, we should play games when we are full. "
After speaking, the three of them turned into lights and disappeared.
He Ming shook his head, Guo Bang said: "It's sympathetic, but old friend, I have been getting married since the first day of the new year, you can't miss a day."
"All on Earth?"
"yes."
"I'm well-educated, but I hate English. Let's go first." He Ming nodded, leaving the little fat boys and girls to Guo Bang, and went by himself. He had already seen a group of staff flying with chickens. The attitude of the dog hopping is looking for him now.
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"Gentlemen ladies and little ones, the great moment is here, the moment you've all been waiting for. Come on, the big draw from Abs, with the big, big, incredible prizes, is here! NOW Let me start it."
The golden stick was standing in front of a pure gold slot machine made of pure gold, which was as big as a wall, and drool endlessly. Of course, this kind of good opportunity was reserved for him, another brother-in-law of Abdominal Muscle who was completely depraved.
After speaking, he shook down the pure gold joystick, with an expression not of serving the people, but of holding the world in his hands.
Here is a "picturesque three thousand miles of mountains and rivers" layout, from the floor to the ceiling are beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, but many scenery is inlaid with gold, silver, and various gemstones.
Three thousand miles of mountains and rivers is also a peninsula of mountains and rivers, a way of bragging.
But now in this huge room, most of the area is designed with various scenery of the Malay Archipelago in Southeast Asia, so it can be collectively referred to as "new empire style".
There are five to six hundred banquets here, Korean-style banquets, all of which are the most distinguished guests. There is a large platform in the four directions of the southeast, northwest, and the most popular superstar performances from South Korea to the world. The disbandment is Girls' Generation, which is making a temporary comeback today.
But to be fair, Girls' Generation is not considered a first-class group in the South Korean entertainment industry in the new era, because they have already been eliminated from the arena, and they are really tired of being watched. The South Korean entertainment industry now claims to have 10 million practitioners, and nearly 30 million. Potential practitioners New nationals in Southeast Asia.
I hope that the main purchasing power of the Huaxia Alliance and the South Korean people will accept Southeast Asian entertainment figures who are black and not in autumn.
Under the global live broadcast, He Ming put on a show. Once he felt that he was not in the global live broadcast, he openly peeked at his new wife with the most conservative degree, but still had a small and charming, just right charming career line. Wang once again put his hand on his perfectly clean thigh.
When he left just now, Park Zhimin also left for a while, switching to a light blue dress, a conservative but very beautiful one-piece dress that must be very expensive, the edge of the skirt on the lower body is half of the thigh.
I believe that just looking at the lower body is already extremely glamorous, but at the scene, it can only be said that... the bride should not invite so many beautiful women to make herself dull.
ps: The second update. To be continued...