Chapter 1638 Chaos (Part 2)

More than ten seconds passed. I believe it is the most precious time from this earth to this universe. It can only be described as a historic moment. If you look at this period of history countless years later, there must be a large number of intelligent beings who are singing songs of sorrow, and have been at night for countless, countless years.

Five chances were used, but Zhao Guoming got nothing. He couldn't help but stop drawing the lottery. His face was painful. He grabbed his forehead with his left hand, put his right hand into the expensive shirt, and gently grabbed the purse. Electric current-like energy enters the whole body from the palm of the hand, nourishing the soul, slightly reducing tension and restoring rationality and a calm mood like a mirror.

Not long after, ghosts crying and wolves howling suddenly appeared in the small village. He listened in the noisy environment and immediately understood, but couldn't laugh.

This is to use the fastest speed, such as continuous lottery draws, after drawing all the prizes, but not getting what you want, so use the prepared tweeter, instead of silently facing the sky, it is loud, accusing fate and this miserable world!

Anyway, he and everyone could hear it, the voice was shrill and helpless, hopeless and helpless.

This cannot be faked. The crying and laughing of the voice come entirely from the heart.

This is normal, and it is completely unrealistic to expect the result of drawing the fastest lottery to get the most and the best prizes. Don't you buy lottery tickets the fastest you can win?

After all, according to the prizes, unless you are very lucky, it is impossible to get the female version of Hama Kung Fu in a hundred times, because there are at most only ten million or so on the earth, and there are only ten million or so. Only half of the amount can be consumed by humans on earth, and the other half becomes the property of mysterious people.

Because half the odds. It is acquired by men, unless men want to change sex. Or there are related pursuits, otherwise you will not use the female version of Hama Gong, you will only trade it out, and use money to move your heart and warm your life.

And the mysterious person, the intelligent creature in the real world, knows very well, deeply understands that the female version of Hama Gong is not Hama Gong, it is the violent and simple absorption of life energy. Be ready to become immortal to demigod, or even god and demon life.

Human beings who know nothing about this have no such preparation conditions at all, because some intelligent life can naturally evolve into immortal life and demigods, that is, Little Superman and Superman, and the female Hama Gong has successfully shortened this time. A very distant time.

More importantly, it is still "hope". In the female version of Hama Kungfu, there are so many beautiful and moving powers, and the chances of obtaining them are so high, it is really... as expected of Brother Abdomo, who can do this, so generous. Such charming generosity, kindness, empathy, touching, and adversity!

After half a minute, with screams,

It made the atmosphere of the Zhao family feel as if they had entered a frying pan. The excitement could also be said to be tense, and the excitement became more and more intense and tragic.

"Damn it. I got it! Three hundred years of my life is going on, and I have already become a god! No, I have become a god again!"

Suddenly, a loud voice exploded like thunder. At the same time, a pair of very majestic arms, raised high, is exactly like the final winner of the Texas Hold'em tournament, or the world of warcraft, viciously torturing the stupid rich second-generation opponent.

Although it is a sudden and very loud sound, it is still full of the softness of a perfect sound, which makes people feel infinite excitement immediately but will not have disgust, or uncomfortable feeling, and scare children.

There was no doubt that the voice came from the Superman boy, and he was the only one strong enough to make such a voice.

"Can't believe my eyes, my eyes!"

He was immediately surrounded by everyone. If he is not a superman, he will be crushed into a meat paste, so no one except his parents will feel distressed and scream.

That's right, what the Superman boy said meant that he won another Superman spot.

Everyone snatched his computer and notebook, no matter from far to near in the chaos, they were dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.

This is a cartoon pattern, a human shape, a very ridiculous person. It's not the abs brother, but the spokesperson for the lottery. Some netizens, Internet celebrities, and celebrities provide their own extremely funny or in-place image pictures, and finally the pictures that can be selected by the abs brother can be put on the top.

It can be said to be the best chance to become famous overnight, and the profound impact cannot be described by money.

Generally, it is the attitude of the famous World War II conscription poster "America needs you", pointing the finger at you, which is very arrogant.

Not "America Needs You" but "The Slave Trader Needs Your Accession, And Prosperity."

But facing myself, if I pull it out by myself, then I don't care at all, instead, I can't ask for it, I can't ask for it.

This kind of picture is only available at the beginning of the third prize. As long as it appears, it means that you have won the third prize.

Someone flipped the picture with a finger, which was the symbol of Superman's quota, and the whole house screamed.

Though it's another beautiful picture of random shifting "I'm starting to become a god": a shadowy strong god-like warrior emerges from the darkness in a post-modern artistic approach.

There are people who collect such pictures. Because each one is not only brand new, although there is only one picture, it is a perfect art that never repeats—this is the creation of masters in the real world, and it is not a small human artist like Van Gogh.

But the text will not change, it is marked in Chinese, a superman quota. After the "--" symbol, a classic sentence voted out by the netizens who were selected by Brother Abs: You have won the jackpot!

In the current lottery, Brother Abs has added a lot of interactive content, but many of the interactive content is simply selected by the most votes. Generally, the options that are chosen by a large number of people must be very simple, and the options that can be voted after just looking at them are indispensable, "fucking..." "Oh my God." etc., etc.

"Oh, my God." Zhao Guoming's mentality was finally out of balance. What's the reason? He won the Superman quota—no, a guy who is already a Superman, how can he... win again?

But this is luck, someone's family won more than ten Superman places in one breath. But there is a village that has never won the Superman quota.

Superman's parents, siblings. Hugging and kneading him hard.

This is the best hero, national hero, teenage hero!

"To whom, to whom, to who, to whom?"

"Give me, give me, give me!"

Amidst the nonsense words, the Superman boy said loudly decisively: "I don't have a middle school female Ha Toad, so I will give this Superman to my mother, and if I win, I will give it to my father."

"Oh!" Excited two replies, and a lot of disappointed low "Oh."

Started with women's toad skills and succeeded once. That is to achieve the greatest success. Many people think that it doesn’t matter whether they have superhuman strength or not. Women are in a worse situation than men in the new era, because under the conditions of the new era, men are becoming more and more handsome, and they will always have money without working. Either the bank account has money coming in regularly. So chic and moving.

For the charm of a man, it doesn't matter whether he has appearance or not, what matters is temperament, especially the temperament of an old man, the temperament of a gentleman.

Anyway, it is a charm that conforms to the genetic information, otherwise. How do men in primitive society conquer wives in matriarchal society? It is impossible for a man in a primitive society to have a bad face.

But women are different. Foreign objects cannot increase the charm index. Your charm is whether you are beautiful or not.

It's that simple, pretty or not. Don't believe anything else and everything. What belongs to you, what is the furthest distance in the world...

Please believe, please always believe. These are all the patents of Zhiling's sister, not Fengjie's possibility.

And the middle-aged women in small villages have long been country bumpkins and yellow-faced women. Even if I am in excellent physical condition now, I have started to use various makeup and maintenance, including winning a lottery and wanting to sell it, but I can only sell it at a loss, so it is better to use up my own health care and makeup.

After all, when the social atmosphere is like this, "women should treat themselves better", and with the conditions, amazing conditions, the country bumpkin peasant women are also well-dressed.

However, even if he knows how to maintain and dress up, it is impossible to change his weight of 100 kilograms, his height of less than 1.6 meters, and the position of his facial features and bones that are contrary to the theory of evolution.

Since the superman boy is a superman, Zhao Guoming must applaud him if his handling is normal. You are a smart man.

Indeed, the best arrangement was made right away, after all, there is only one parent, and there will always be only one difference, and Xiaoyi Wushuang himself is already the king of morality.

Regarding this, Zhao Guoming could only be dejected, and became more and more flustered. What the hell is going on? It's impossible for Brother Abdominal to cheat, otherwise, could this guy be Brother Abdominal's illegitimate son? very funny!

No one can cheat on Brother Abs, so what's going on?

Can't understand, can't accept!

"Come, come, come, Xiaoli, quickly help us draw a lottery."

Everyone is not a fool, the superman boy, the young hero finally proved himself, and proved himself with great success. Suddenly he became the biggest fragrant bun, and everyone wanted his finger, just for one click, and then... change life and enjoy a sweet life.

But the result is very regrettable, and then there is no miracle, except for the old man and the old lady, middle-aged men and women are also yelling, and immediately kicked the Superman boy away, damn it, wasting more than ten opportunities for each of us, damn it!

But something unimaginable happened. It was the superman boy's turn to draw a lottery. He drew five times in a row. Nothing is impossible. I won the woman's toad kung fu again. I dedicate it to my mother."

As soon as the words fell, his father immediately knelt on the ground. Then the expression with closed eyes turned into the expression of closed eyes and affectionate expression on the night when Baba was successfully elected as the new president of the United States, which was taken for granted and won the election with an absolute high number of votes. Remember to lift the chin slightly. The hidden arrogance is fascinating.

Anyway, all idiots like their inimitable, pretentious expressions.

Superman's father, kneeling on the ground, was so excited that his legs went limp. The son's words are very clear, his mother got the female toad power, and he got superhuman strength.

So perfect, so perfect.

"Damn!" There was a sound of cursing and stomping.

The Zhao family didn't feel that way. The old man and the old lady also had some dilemmas. They were so excited that if it wasn't for free medical care to maintain the heart and atrium, remove a lot of human waste, and improve the function of the cardiovascular system, they would have fallen to the ground clutching their heart.

It was really exciting.

Many middle-aged women looked pained and muttered to themselves. What the hell!

The scene was out of control, and the huge TV unknowingly. It turned into a computer-like screen with a list of winners of important prizes.

This is the reason why everyone uses computers and notebooks, as well as large-screen mobile phones for lottery draws, because the important winning information of these tools will be sent to the TV, which is clear at a glance. It is a last resort to prevent the juniors or elders from violating the interests of the family for their own interests.

Here's another software engineer with a twelve-hour genius brain. It is easy to design, and it has become the most downloaded and most used software in the world before the lottery starts. However, judging from the swearing by countless netizens, it is really love and hate.

Not long after, just a few seconds later, a young man shouted loudly, "I won the prize for the twins."

Infected by Superman Boy, he clutched his computer notebook in one hand. Raising one hand, kneeling on the ground as soon as the legs softened.

"What? Give us the female toad power!"

The Twins Grand Prix is ​​for a male and female Hama. Anyway, brother abs likes big prizes, heavy prizes, combined prizes, and multiple prizes.

He's still an ordinary man, oh, an ordinary boy in his teens, but he certainly doesn't use the femininity, which is even more wonderful. His old mother had already fallen out with his father, that is, divorced, although divorce in China, especially in rural areas, is a major event that can determine life and death. But his father was once so poor that there were only two tiled houses with decorative features: the house was barren. But love to have a few drinks and then sleep and work? fuck off.

In the end, regarding his wife's chatter and verbal attacks, his father was good at using Tyson's fists that could shine in front of his eyes, and greeted his wife fiercely.

So this boy was just born, and in the third year, his mother disappeared, and the marriage was automatically dissolved after ten years.

The reason why she didn't make a fuss right away and get a formal divorce, but took the way of going away, was because under the influence of the clan, his mother didn't want to be bloodied and even die in the siege of the Zhao family.

With the advent of the new era, the fortunes of all the miserable people in China will be reversed immediately. Needless to say, his father has long been a fan of famous wines, drinking to death every day, happy and happy.

Not to mention these, in any case, the opportunity for a female toad kung fu was vacated, and the breathing of the Zhao family, especially the breathing of middle-aged women, suddenly became much heavier.

A fat and strong middle-aged woman rushed over to hug the boy, and shouted: "Xiaojian, in the past, it was the second aunt who raised you! Hurry up, tell me your female Hama Gong opportunity!"

"No, Xiao Jian, my aunt will help you go to school." Another middle-aged woman also rushed forward, and immediately formed two obese middle-aged women with high-end clothes, but they hugged the boy desperately.

This is just the beginning.

Although primary schools do not require money, small villages need transportation expenses, meals, and pocket money to go to school.

And under the care of the clan, even without his father, he wouldn't starve to death, and lived a good life.

Like street stall literature, relatives bully relatives, it is simply crazy. From China to any large-scale society, clan must be the first position. This is a social relationship that must exist before a primitive society to a civilized society. Don't try to compare yourself with a group of people, and a person must first plant the land to feed himself before he can read and be civilized, but this is impossible.

"It's great! I won...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)!"

This time it was the turn of Zhao Guoming's obese younger sister. She won a coveted prize, but it belonged to a man when she clicked on it... But her eyes lit up quickly, and she showed an expression of "I'm really a super stupid". Won't it be exchanged?

On the official website of Brother Abdominal Muscles, there is an exchange of male and female toad skills. Although the value of male toad skills is exchanged for female toad skills, people in the real world will not accept it at all, but in the eyes of human beings, a world ruled by men. The common toad skill is more precious.

Although the mysterious person is insane, and the male toad skills are worthless, but do they have it?

So this kind of exchange is very numerous and fast, and the transaction can be completed almost instantly, that is to say, if you exchange the reward that is invisible under your citizenship but already exists at the moment of winning the lottery, it can be exchanged by the system for another gender immediately. Toad work.

Zhao Guoming's father, uncles, and grandpas were one step late. The younger sister immediately clicked on Exchange, and in the next second, she saw on the TV wall that the male Hama Kungfu under her name had become a female Hama Kungfu. Guoming's father, uncles, and even stubborn old men knelt down halfway.

"Ah!" The kneeling man cried out in pain.

"Yeah!" The fat girl jumped—not a few meters high, but a fraction of her height, or after practicing the female Hama Gong, she must be several meters high.

"you you you you you!"

If the lungs had capacity, Zhao Guoming's father's lungs must have exploded. He was in a dilemma. He wanted the tiger to get angry and eat his daughter, but he didn't know how to deal with it. In short, instead, my mind went blank. There was once a Hama Kung Fu in front of my eyes, but it existed for no more than three seconds.

An uncle said angrily: "Leave the prizes you don't need to the elders! It's all agreed! Are you going to rebel?! You are still young and still have a chance!"

His voice was too loud, Agou and Amao ran away, and the little fat boys and a few fat lolis were startled or started howling.

But their mother immediately picked them up, or hugged them hard, but not for comfort, but the next moment, she tapped the identity verification of Chinese citizens with their fat toes. Many babies' fingerprints are not fully developed. However, toe prints are inherently complete, so citizenship can be confirmed based on toe prints.

In the next moment, the babies did not need to draw the lottery in person. The mothers clicked and clicked quickly, and soon there was another scream. Everyone looked at the TV wall inconveniently, and was stunned. The third prize "three flowers" Golden Flower" prize.

The three female toads have done it...

"Give it to me, my eldest daughter and my second daughter. There are three in total." The mother quickly finished speaking, and immediately burst into laughter. Albert.

He didn't know his lottery, what he got.

But his mother is fully aware of it, and regards him as a lucky one, a symbol of luck.

Otherwise, I used dozens of my chances just now, why didn't I succeed in even one of the Ha Toad Kung Fu?

The Zhao family was angry and furious, and had no choice but to continue the lottery immediately. But the atmosphere has been pushed to "why psychosis was born" frenzy levels.

But don't be surprised, don't worry, because the whole country to the whole world is almost, or more intense, more fascinating, so the head is broken and the blood is spattered.

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