Chapter 1637 Chaos (Part 1)

Suck. There is no need to drink the drink through a straw. Just as he put the drink cup on the low table in front of him, Zhao Guoming couldn’t wait to take out a famous computer bag at his feet. The brand is Targus in the United States. , worth more than tens of thousands of RMB, equal to more than 100,000 US dollars in the old days, I believe that no one in the old days would be willing to pay 100,000 US dollars to buy just a computer bag.

A large, delicate, sci-fi silver computer notebook is taken out and turned on immediately, and it can be operated in less than a second, which is no different from turning on a light to ordinary people.

This is a new type of touch-type computer notebook without a keyboard. The advantage is that when it is unfolded, the area is almost the same as that of a large color TV, which happens to be the largest area that the human body can accept.

It was purchased through personal information when purchasing. After all, after becoming a male Hama Gong master, Zhao Guoming's body and physique are much larger and stronger than ordinary people.

Zhao Guoming lightly tapped with his left index finger to open a cute cartoon fireball logo, and the screen suddenly opened, and immediately changed to the screen of the official website of Brother Abs.

The largest frontal ultra-clear video above shows the detail of a hair, which is exactly what Brother Abs appeared on the TV before. The font below is the first replay. Brother Abs is really fast, the total appearance time is less than one minute.

In addition, there is a huge color digital picture, which is the number "2234" shaken out by Brother Abs. According to this number, the whole universe lottery that few people know on the whole earth will start immediately, and it is now in progress.

2234 means, according to this number. Start counting, and various lottery drawers jump in, and they will jump to the lottery number calculated according to 2234. As for what it is, it depends on your luck index.

The difference is that there are 100 normal opportunities for human beings on Earth, 50 for Western and democratic countries, and 25 for Little Japan (metaphorically 250). It is not that there are no quotas for war criminals, traitors, and leading parties, and there is no opportunity. 0 chance; Even if you win the grand prize, you still can’t claim the prize, at most you can only get some material rewards, how sad it is.

Even more tragic is in the real world. Those Japanese war criminals really wanted to cry but had no tears. Human beings became incredibly rich, but they didn't have any chance, and they were completely abandoned by the entire universe. Who made Brother Abs a Chinese? What about someone who always stands on the moral high ground?

Although in the entire universe, the real moral high ground is tolerance. Of course He Ming would never do this, tolerance? It's so ridiculous, he loves to die with an eye for an eye, no, you hurt one of my hairs, and I will knock out all your teeth.

Tit for tat.

Return all teeth with vellus hair.

The prizes are also different, the whole universe includes the real human world. The rewards are actually not as rich as Earth, but the scale is extremely large. But don't even think about getting some top-notch stuff in the universe.

There is also the consolation prize, the last prize that any human being on earth has ever won, the participation prize, the consolation prize, is 9999 or 8888, or 6666. The unit is RMB.

The minimum is 6,666 RMB, all in cash. Due to the very stable prices in the new era, this is a purchasing power equal to 66,666 US dollars in the past. In the old era, it took ordinary Americans ten years to save this purchasing power. This is the money that people go to college for.

Usually not possible, otherwise how could the average American spend their entire life paying off their student loans?

Regardless of the high per capita income in the United States, how can ordinary people have tens of thousands of dollars in financial surplus every year? Does everyone have a fraction of Bill Gates' income?

What's more, don't you need to pay high prices for consumption, children's education expenses, and horrible medical expenses that make your scalp tingle?

In the end, tangible and intangible, the U.S. government puts huge debts on these classes. For example, Detroit went bankrupt, and the debts were paid to the citizens, including the mayor's lawyer fees.

Not, and certainly not, the 1% on Wall Street. 1% even need to be rescued, and need to be subsidized by the state.

And one hundred lottery draws, that is to say, according to the more stimulating hormones, even if all of them win the consolation prize, it is 6.66 million US dollars... Oh, wrong, it is half of 3.33 million US dollars, because the lottery of "Western, democratic countries" There are only 50 opportunities, what a terrible loss, the most expensive racial discrimination.

In the real world, there are only a few consolation prizes, and they are consumer vouchers that will not damage the net worth at all. It is impossible for He Ming to provide cash rewards. Give each cosmic intelligent creature a hundred gold dollars, and his cash will be cleared .

Almost at the same time, all the people at the scene, apart from being ignorant, knew the children crawling all over the ground and playing with dogs and cats. All the Zhao family members turned on their large-screen mobile phones or computer notebooks, including those who did not know how to use remote controls in the past. Now, the old lady who is an old man with a machine, now only needs to say a command to his personal intelligent system, "I want to log in to the official website of Brother Abdominal Muscle to check the lottery draw." That's it.

This is the invention of a scientist who took genius brain pills and delusional to create a new industry and a huge profit industry.

Of course, they have succeeded, a great success, and made great contributions to the access of old men and women, illiterate men and women all over the world to the Internet.

This kind of intelligent system can be regarded as an intelligent Baidu, which can be used anywhere, according to the voice command Baidu.

But it's not a thing of the past at all, a commodity of the past. Just like in the past, Baidu search on the Internet was ranked first by websites and webpages that paid advertising fees. There are more and more messy things. Real intelligent search is very difficult and has not been developed for a long time.

This is an important reason why ability is more important than work dedication. This kind of unenterprising and disgusting business spirit and work attitude will definitely be eliminated in the new era.

In the new era, only with unlimited full working spirit, endless pursuit, and the perfection of every detail can we have a basic possibility of competition. If you don't do your work to an extraordinary level, you won't have any success at all. This is not the time for the fools and the slackers, the best of the best. Just continue to live the life of idiots and slackers and enjoy the ever-changing world of super-elite-led innovation.

For a commercial company, the unprogressive behavior of wasting a few days in the old days is already a predictable result of decline and bankruptcy.

The beautiful competition of the earth in the past is gone day by day. Under the leadership and monopoly of Brother Abdominal, any commodity does not exist at all...waste. with total waste.

Like old computer desks, the design is stupid as hell, must have colluded with frozen shoulder and cervical spondylosis interest groups, that's why they made that shape; just had some innovative human computer desks, okay. It started out so expensive that it didn't even consider the absurdity of the market.

Undoubtedly, this is the last scumbag of a manufacturer trying to wield the power of advanced technology in order to hit market consumers.

Do you want good merchandise? Well, you have to be rich. So you have to change. not us.

If you don't change now, close it now.

From this we can see how lazy some human beings are in this world. All for the sake of getting rich. It never occurred to me that the meaning of work lies in the constant pursuit, the pursuit of unimaginable perfection from perfection.

Under today's commercial spirit, any old lady, even an illiterate, can provide all kinds of services for the illiterate.

One by one computer notebooks can be opened and operated here. Although it is the Laba Festival today, which is an important festival, the Zhao family has gathered for breakfast at eleven o'clock in the "morning". In the end, we have lunch at 4 pm, and the arrangement for dinner after the lottery draw.

Eleven o'clock in the morning is not an exaggeration. Now there is no need for farming and work, including housework. Young people never go to bed before two o'clock at night and open their eyes before ten o'clock the next morning.

Middle-aged men and women have all kinds of physical medicine, and they also lead a life of upside down day and night.

While eating breakfast and lunch, the elders said many times: "We must gather together, take our time, and draw prizes one by one."

The fundamental reason for this kind of talk is to prevent the juniors from winning the grand prize but keep it secret. After all, there are a hundred lucky draw opportunities, and you can check them over and over again?

What's more, this lottery information can be deleted immediately. Anyway, as long as you know what you want to go to collect the prizes.

On Earth, most of the prizes can be collected in the various business organizations of Brother Abdominal. For example, if you get the consolation prize directly online, the bank figures start to roll beautifully, or you sell tens of billions of yuan of good things at once, and suddenly " Poor enough to have only money"!

This is the standard of wealth in the new era. Generally, there is no 50 billion yuan, and it must be all in cash, otherwise don’t say you are rich. After all, the world’s richest man is so big that he can buy many solar systems.

The world's richest man is no longer Abbas. After all, his bank account and the amount of money that is fully disclosed as a civil servant in a member country are still... nostalgic and touching.

Other products will be delivered directly to your door.

And the most important prize collection is even easier. On this blue planet, the world's hegemony country, you only need to find a smart taxi to go to the horse market and Brother Ababs' hometown. The car will drive directly into the huge award-winning institution. In that institution, even if your house is full of superhuman powers, it will not be able to stop you with violence. For humans, the tongue, and the skills that the tongue produces, such as eloquence skills , all impotent.

Despite layers of painstaking efforts and careful planning, at this moment...or reality will always be completely different from the beautiful fantasy and charming plan, and it is amazingly out of touch, whether it comes from the cerebellum of a wise man or the brain of a bumpkin farmer uncle.

Now one by one, looking at the computer notebook, the middle-aged women who have never stopped talking, and the fat on the face is increasing day by day, at this moment, they also have the look of a pilgrim.

In front of the high-end computer notebooks with beautiful light, there is no doubt that all of them come from lottery. After all, with so many lottery draws, you can win a lot of things even if you are a pig. Oh, I forgot to mention that in the real world, pigs are far more lucky than carbon-based monkeys.

These beautiful lights reflect young but not handsome faces. The fluff has just emerged under the hormones and the charming works of the new teacher who have been watching for several nights. The first few hairs of life, a symbol of lust, must be A few roots that are not cherished and all ignored;

There are five other faces that are so flawlessly beautiful that they are ten times the size of hard-boiled and peeled white eggs.

More ordinary, fat, without any beauty face.

But the expressions on these faces are all pretty much the same, gasping for air and then screaming. Or take a deep breath but forget that you have a cigarette in your mouth, and arrogantly smoke a real? Arrogant new Cuban cigar, which burns your lips or lungs. Immediately screamed.

The sorrow of mortal pretentiousness.

Teenagers and young people dance with their hands and feet; adults, middle-aged and old people are at a loss.

The madness on the official website of Abdominal Muscle is like countless atomic bombs exploding in a screaming way.

A row of scrolling videos appeared, on which were Japan, America, South Smecta, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Spain, Portugal, France, Germany, and the United Kingdom...all of them were pretty damn beautiful female anchors, in the screaming fast broadcast, a A subtitle flicked back and forth on each screen like crazy, explaining what someone in this country had fallen for.

Anyone with a heart can see it. These subtitles are all intercepted from the celebration column of Brother Abdominal's official website.

This was an indescribable scene, and the carbon-based monkey's emotions were exhausted in just a few seconds. All are the strongest standards.

Affected by this, a group of teenagers from the Zhao family took action. Bind your identity directly with your unique fingerprint, and immediately get a hundred lucky draw chances, click hard next time, or swipe your finger over the confirmation button.

thus. All kinds of screams, or painful wailings rang together, and the ignorant children looked at each other in blank dismay, or after finally being free, they broke away from their mother or grandma's arms, and even rolled and crawled to attack those who were drooling a lot. It's delicious, regardless of the shivering fat on his body. It has reached the completely exceeded standard, and I believe it is just a mother with ordinary physical fitness. Holding him was getting harder every day.

grandmother? Forget it, the elderly are not suitable for practicing weightlifting in old age.

"Calm down, calm down, take your time, don't be impatient, the more critical the moment, the more you need to be calm. If you win the female toad skill, there are prizes that can serve everyone. Don't hide your secrets. The family is the most important thing. .”

The elders had just finished speaking, and the next moment they all had expressions of wanting to cry without tears, or a very complicated expression of not knowing whether to be excited or screaming, because they also immediately conducted the first lottery draw, and the result was not that they won. The most important low-level reward prize is the car prize that you will be so excited to feel that your life has never been so beautiful in the past.

Now mid-to-high-end cars are still low-end cars, all with a relatively peaceful attitude: Even if you love cars like your life, it’s enough. Every family has 20+ cars. A large family with a large population can drive a car. Supermarket store too.

...

"Damn, hate, hate, hate, hate!"

"Hastily, so hastily!"

"Oh my God! My God. Howling up to the sky, fate is unfair!"

The young people have gone crazy, one crazier than the other, really out of control, desperately drawing prizes, lottery draws, you must know that they didn't even get the male version of Hama Kung Fu!

What does male Hama Gong mean now? Legal and qualified mating conditions!

Don't look at girls as pure and lovely, but they also have to think about their lower body. Oh, the rest of my life.

Although life is not only about sexual ability, but in any case, now Chinese girls don't want ordinary boys who are terribly weak, and even if a boy has the willpower to exercise to reach the peak physical standard, there is absolutely no It may become the god of war on the bed, the emperor with the golden gun, or help the little brother who is less than ten centimeters to successfully increase the thickness and more than double the height.

And if you don't seize this opportunity, even if you are only ten years old, you will go crazy. The years will pass, and now it is a world where kindergartens can pick up girls. Even if you don't want to pick up girls, you must be prepared to be unstoppable.

Engage in base? Living as gay? Don't be kidding, the family will chemically castrate you, and then hack your best friend and lover to death.

The other party is not a foreigner and has a family, so you have to worry about your own life.

...

The cousin on the left side of Zhao Guoming's chair had the crystal scepter dropped from his hand, and was immediately held in his arms by a little fat boy who had been staring at him for a long time. Ruthlessly, ruthlessly gnawed on it.

The cousin turned a blind eye, he began to pant, loosened his tie, took off his glasses, and clicked one after another to confirm, confirm, confirm. Zhao Guoming could hear this process very clearly, and his cousin's heart jumped up and down for an average of half a second.

He could feel the hope of hitting the heaven, but fell into the abyss of purgatory half a second later.

He didn't know how to describe this moment, he could only say that he was passionate and his life was burning.

"It's up to me. Lord, Brother Abdominal, my father in heaven and on earth, Tathagata Buddha, bless me to win the lottery, I want the power of the Superman King!"

Whispering the sound, usually it is the affectionate whisper of a neurotic self-righteousness, but now no one cares, at most, only the fat cat who has climbed up the low table to attack the food will cast a contemptuous look.

Stupid, people, kind.

Hit the confirmation button, and the screen changes like an old-fashioned slot machine or game machine, and a row of numbers appears in the next moment, and this row of numbers turns into the tenth prize again: Congratulations! A large gold-inlaid refrigerator worth 100,000 RMB, produced in Germany, packaged in the United States, and finished by French masters. You deserve it!

This is a luxury processed globally, pursuing the styles of various countries and striving for perfection. Generally, it is dominated by the Abdominal Brother Company, that is, to give simple technology, complex requirements, place an order, and finally produce around the world like the old Boeing aircraft.

That's it, it's expensive. Damn, is the shipping cost paid by the manufacturer? Do not joke.

"Damn it!"

Swiping his finger directly, Zhao Guoming removed this colorful and large refrigerator that looked like a work of art. In the old days, it could be regarded as a family heirloom, and it was absolutely impossible to buy it if you wanted to. With a little shamelessness, you can fool the very goddess who came to your home with great difficulty, "huge wealth" who hides her deep achievements and fame, but the details will always be exposed, and then on the bed with no identity at all, conquer "No!" In fact A very willing goddess.

Now, don't pretend to be forceful when the times change. The details will also reveal you, such as the quality of your smile and your taste in food, such as the country bumpkin you appear between the eyebrows and the teeth.

ps: the first update. To be continued...