Chapter 521: High-Energy Deification Throughout

Chapter 521 High Energy Throughout - Fengshen

The New Year's Eve Party of Magic City Satellite TV turned into a sea of ​​joy, and the laughter never stopped.

"This show is interesting!"

"Too funny."

"Hey, I want to laugh when I see Xiaosun's appearance. Who gave him this name? It's too mean."

The audience spontaneously applauded and cheered, and the scene was very lively.

Three minutes had passed, and no one felt that the show was too long. They were all concentrating on watching the skit.

The audience of other stations, watching the movement on the Internet, also ran over to take a look.

Everyone is curious, and curiosity can kill the cat.

"Not Short of Money" is like a big net. Come one and catch one, two and catch a pair. Don't think of running away when you come. Stay for me.

Originally, everyone watched the New Year's Eve party just for fun. So far, the program that made everyone the happiest was "Not Short of Money".

The family watched the show together, and the laughter echoed in the living room.

Everyone hasn't had such an experience for a long time.

On Earth, "Not Short of Money" is called the last peak of CCTV Spring Festival Gala. Many people stopped watching the Spring Festival Gala after 2009.

The same is true for Blue Star. There are fewer and fewer wonderful skits, and more and more didactic programs.

Education during the big festival, I don’t know what the director has in his mind, it’s simply wrong.

So far, "Not Short of Money" has not been educational, it just talks about the wisdom of old farmers and the funny things of young employees, that’s enough.

The ratings of Shanghai Satellite TV began to rise, little by little, surpassing the peak created by Xu Nuo and Lin Wanqing.

Then continue to climb up, CCTV, right in front of you.

Backstage, Song Ming stared at the ratings, and many people surrounded him.

"Surpassed!"

"Yeah!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed out loud.

This time everyone was happier than when "Shanghai Beach" surpassed CCTV in ratings.

Everyone knows why "Shanghai Beach" was able to surpass CCTV.

Nuoyan + Lin Wanqing, if this pair can't surpass CCTV, it can only be the problem of Shanghai TV, not the people.

They are the king bomb, and it's nothing great for the king bomb to win.

The fact that "Not Short of Money" can win is really worth celebrating.

Without relying on big stars, it can also achieve this effect, which is enough to brag about for a lifetime.

CCTV, Sun Mingcheng's face is as black as the bottom of a pot.

He never thought that "Not Short of Money" could actually surpass them.

Other staff members were careful to stay away from him to avoid being affected.

"Not Short of Money" is very long, and it has been performed for five minutes, and everyone didn't feel bored.

At this time, someone suddenly came up, and the audience saw, hey, I know this person!

Isn't this Zhao Lei who just went down?

Originally, the role of Grandpa Bi was to find a well-known host to play. The most well-known host of Shanghai TV this year is Qi Tian, ​​but he is a little young.

Finally, Xu Nuo thought about it, Zhao Lei is both a guest and a mentor, so let him go.

Anyway, this role doesn't have many scenes.

When Zhao Lei came up, Xiao Sunyang was so excited.

He started to talk nonsense, he was really excited.

"Don't move, oh, aren't you that so-and-so?"

Zhao Lei stopped, "Who?"

Xiao Sunyang raised two fingers, "You are that, I'm confused, don't make a fuss, Teacher Yang? Not Teacher Zhu, Ma Yansong? Not, Lao Zhao? Are you Teacher Bi?"

The audience laughed, Zhao Lei was very busy today, just finished singing, and now he came to guest star in the skit.

Zhao Lei nodded: "My last name is Zhao."

Xiao Sunyang was excited, stepping forward, Zhao Lei took a step back.

"Oh my God, Teacher Zhao is here, why did you come out? Oh my God, someone come quickly, it's time to run, Teacher Zhao..."

Xiao Sunyang grabbed his arm and didn't let him go.

The audience laughed, is this reaction normal? It's too normal, they also want to go up and hold him and don't let him go when they see him.

"It's so funny, this skit is great."

"I can't stop laughing."

Then everyone laughed even louder.

Zhao Tieling: "He's waiting for you in the village. Oh, the village is decorated so grandly. The village head and the secretary are waiting for you there. They set up a hall, and then a big room. They put a big photo of you in the middle, and there are flowers all around."

Zhao Lei listened carefully at first, but then he came to his senses and held him down: "Brother, what color are the flowers?"

The audience laughed. This scene is familiar. Isn't it like this at memorial services?

How mean.

Everyone applauded.

The mean guy came up again: "Teacher Zhao, take a photo for me, Teacher Zhao."

Zhao Lei looked at him carefully and said a little uncertainly: "You are a male waiter, right? You look quite euphemistic."

The audience laughed even more.

"You are indeed a cultured person, what you say is so nice."

Zhao Tieling pulled Zhao Lei to sit down and started chatting, but Zhao Lei stopped laughing.

"Oh my god, this smile, you look so much like your grandpa in the photo before he left."

Zhao Lei restrained his smile and looked serious.

The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Yadan said: "Look, grandpa, he looks more like him when he doesn't smile."

Zhao Lei was dumbfounded, "I think I can't avoid it."

Then they started ordering dishes, Zhao Tieling ordered more expensive dishes, and he was a little bit mean, saying nothing when he opened his mouth and nothing when he closed his mouth.

Zhao Tieling said: "Common people, come to the people, you are like this, my child, let's have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms."

Xiao Xianyang shook his head: "No."

Zhao Tieling winked hard and squeezed his thigh: "You can have this."

"This really doesn't exist."

The audience grinned widely.

The camera swept across, and everyone was laughing. It wasn't a smile without showing teeth, but a hearty laugh. It was true at first glance.

This is such a joy.

Their conversation made Zhao Lei confused, and the audience knew it, and this feeling of relief came all of a sudden.

"That's it. I brought it. We have it. Damn, bring that. Oh, thank you for bringing it."

Zhao Tieling was still explaining: "Saute these eggs and green onions."

Zhao Lei came back to his senses and said, "Why do you prepare all the ingredients yourself when you go to the hotel next time?"

"No, he doesn't have it. The problem is, he doesn't have it. Even if you give him the money, he can't find these things anywhere. These are just a few dishes, two of you. I'll give you a chance. Teacher Zhao will come here. Does your hotel agree?"

Everyone was dumbfounded, "I'll give you one as a gift. Oh my god, why are you so picky? You said you didn't order any of them, so we'll give you one, right?"

Absolutely, this line made everyone laugh.

Many viewers laughed so hard that they burst into tears, holding their stomachs and bursting into laughter.

But this is not the exciting part yet. Next, Xiao Xiang will show his extraordinary performance.

"I know the uncle is not short of money. What I mean is that Teacher Bi finally came back. We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Uncle, you see that I am young this year, but I have concluded that human life is actually short. Sometimes when I think about it, It’s the same as sleeping. Once you close your eyes and open them, a day has passed. Howl~ Once you close your eyes and don’t open them, your whole life has passed. Howl~”

Zhao Lei gave a thumbs up: "Young man is brilliant!"

The audience also applauded. It was so vivid. If you close your eyes and open your eyes, it will be gone for a day. If you close your eyes but not open, it will be gone for a lifetime.

Boss Zhao Tieling was not happy, why did you, a waiter, learn to steal the show: "What a brilliant idea, he is a fart!"

Xiao Shanyang continued: "What I mean is that people can't take money too seriously. Money is something external to the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? When a person dies, the money is not spent."

Applause and laughter broke out.

Zhao Tieling added: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?"

"What?"

"People are still alive, and the money is gone. We are not short of money, so don't worry, we will do this well."

The small damage went on.

Zhao Tieling pulled Yadan over: "Come, grandpa, this dish will take a while to cook. Look at Yadan here. This child has been full of artistic bacteria since he was a child."

Zhao Lei: "That's the artistic cell."

"Yes, let's see if I can sing your voice. Your talent is incredible."

"Brother, I understand. You invited me here today just to let your granddaughter appear on our "The Voice of China"?"

Zhao Lei suddenly realized.

The script here has been changed. There is no "Avenue of Stars" program, and it will be the same on The Voice.

"Come on, show your respect to grandpa. Waiter, bring the microphone. Bring the microphone for karaoke and stand still."

Yadan took the microphone: "I... am from the big city Tieling Lianhuachi Shuigouzi. My name is Yadan. I am in a very impulsive mood today. The sun is shining tonight, and it will be cloudy and sunny tonight..."

Xiaoxian: "Oh my God, where's the weather forecast?"

The audience laughed until their stomachs ached.

Yadan started to show off again: "I am very grateful to my grandpa. You can give me this opportunity. I am so grateful to you. If you can really lead me to the road, I will thank you for eight generations of ancestors. On behalf of the eight Generations of ancestors have thanked you and will never forget your great kindness to me. I will never forget you in this life, and I will never let you go even if I am a ghost. "

Zhao Lei was numb, and his expression was full of doubts about life, "Grandpa, no, no, grandpa, why do I get more and more panicked the more I hear this."

"What does this kid mean? He just wants to take revenge on you!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Immediately afterwards, Yadan’s talent show began.

Before "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" came out, Yadan started singing "Point your left hand to the moon and take the red thread with your right hand to grant you and me the love we wish for."

The sound shocked everyone.

Then Yadan will start to act how to cry, the sensational part.

The audience will all smile. It's a bad promise. This is a satire on talent shows run by other stations. It's called a miserable show, just like a miserable show.

Zhao Lei waved his hand: "Our good voice is not interested in this."

Then came the little show of talent, and then it was "I stand on the cusp of the storm, holding on to the sun and the moon and spinning!"

Zhao Lei started to applaud, he sang so well.

Before the demo was finished, he started singing Lao Dao's songs again, changing several songs in a row.

Zhao Lei clapped his hands and said, "Okay, you come with me to The Voice."

Zhao Tieling said with a shy face that his grandfather was also named Zhao, shaking off the last burden.

The sketch, which lasted for more than 20 minutes, was over before I knew it.