Chapter 520: The Best Skit "We're Not Short of Money"

When people fail, they always like to find some excuses.

For example, teammates are too rubbish, and resources are not enough.

There are many reasons, everyone has problems, only himself has no problems.

Sun Mingcheng is like this, he doesn't think he has any problems at all.

With the towering tree of CCTV behind him and the resources of the entire entertainment industry in his hands, he was surpassed by local satellite TV twice in a row. His first reaction was that these stars were not good enough.

If they were not bad enough, how could they be surpassed by that kid!

These stars are about to be blacklisted by him. Since they are not good enough, let's change people.

Little did he know that he was also blacklisted by some stars, such as Yang Guang, Dong Jun and others who were invited by him, as well as the old Jianghu in the crosstalk and sketch circle.

Sun Mingcheng gritted his teeth, but didn't care too much.

CCTV is not so easy to surpass. If Nuoyan and Lin Wanqing were not on the stage at the same time, it would be a foolish dream to surpass CCTV.

Everyone has a trump card. Whoever plays the card first loses. Only the trump card in hand is called a trump card.

Glory is only temporary, let's see how long you can be proud.

Start high and end low, let's see how you end it.

Attracting audiences is no problem, the key is whether you can keep them

Not only Sun Mingcheng thinks so, other satellite TV stations have the same idea.

Shanghai Satellite TV has only so much background, and there are not many stars invited who can carry the ratings. After using them up in the front, what should we do in the back?

Nuoyan and Lin Wanqing can appear a few more times and increase the ratings, but they can't appear all the time.

A high peak rating is not high, a high average is considered successful, and the peak is only useful when bragging, and the real ability depends on the average.

Sun Mingcheng decided to wait and see.

This observation made his brain a little crazy.

Tieling Satellite TV also jumped up and slammed the table, and the leaders of Tieling Satellite TV jumped eight feet high.

"Fuck! What the hell! It's coming for me!"

The other station leaders all laughed. Luckily, they didn't target them. They were just a bunch of idiots, but they were ruined by Shanghai Satellite TV.

Why did everyone react so strongly?

Because of the skit reported in the program information.

It's called "Not Short of Money".

The name is nothing. Shanghai Satellite TV can really say that it's not short of money. But the director is Nuo Yan again, which is a bit outrageous.

It turns out that he is not only the director of the evening party, but also the director of the program.

But what shocked everyone the most was actually the actors' clothes.

The red and green flowered jacket has a strong flavor of Northeastern corn.

This is also the reason why Tieling Satellite TV jumped up.

But Tieling Satellite TV was just shocked and didn't care too much.

Language programs have always been their strengths. No other station can do it, not even CCTV.

The skits of Tieling Satellite TV are always the best every year, and CCTV programs are also theirs.

The natural sense of humor makes them almost unbeatable in skits.

It is almost impossible for Shanghai TV to win unless they invite old artists to come out.

The actors who came on stage were indeed from Tieling, but they were only second- or third-tier famous, and it was obviously impossible for them to surpass them.

But they were all wrong.

Xu Nuo did not look at the fame of the people he invited, but at their strength. This old man Zhao Tieling was very capable, but he had a bad temper and offended many people. If he had not been excluded, his fame could have been improved by several levels.

As for the people who matched him, Xu Nuo put a lot of effort.

"We Are Not Short of Money" requires everyone to be outstanding, and no one can be inferior.

On Earth, Xiao Shenyang became a hit with "We Are Not Short of Money", and there is a saying that no one can be more popular than Xiao Shenyang in 2009.

Almost overnight, Xiao Shenyang became popular all over the country, and everyone knew him.

Even his master Zhao Benshan said frankly that he could not suppress Xiao Shenyang in the performance.

In the year after he became famous, Xiao Shenyang filmed nine works crazily, and even Zhang Yimou cooperated with him.

It can be called the most classic case of overnight fame in the entertainment industry.

"Not Short of Money" has begun.

An old man with a unique look, wearing a tattered hat, a long string of garlic hanging on his body, a bundle of green onions in his armpits, and two pheasants in his hands, came on stage with a little girl in red and green.

Seeing this look, the audience laughed first.

"Hahaha, who is this? This look is too unique."

"It seems to be Zhao Tieling."

Some audiences who like skits recognized him.

"It's rare that Nuoyan actually invited this gentleman out."

"I don't know how much power he still has."

First of all, Zhao Tieling has a bad temper, and secondly, he has not been active in recent years, and no one knows whether he can keep up with the times.

However, Zhao Tieling's first sentence made everyone laugh.

"Here we are, this is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, that's it, Scottish Flirting!" Zhao Tieling spoke with confidence and read it out with a firm tone.

The audience burst out laughing.

Which decent restaurant is called this? It's flirty, and it doesn't sound very serious.

Yadan: "Grandpa, you read it wrong, it's called Scottish style."

The little girl has a very loud voice and can also connect with the jokes.

Zhao Tieling suddenly realized: "Ah, style, ah, just eat here."

"This must be very expensive, right?"

Zhao Tieling: "Expensive, I brought money, more than 30,000."

At this time, Zhao Tieling's face changed and he looked around, "Where's the bag?"

"I didn't bring a bag."

Zhao Tieling was not happy anymore: "That bag with money is a yellow bag!"

Yadan suddenly remembered and hesitated: "It's over, let me get on the bed."

Zhao Tieling raised his neck and said, "You think you, kid, can you still do something? You said I would do something for you, and I got off the bed and paid it back. Do you still have money in your pocket?"

The two of them started to dig into their pockets, and found that the total amount was only over four hundred yuan, so let's make do with it.

When the skit reaches this point, it's quite satisfactory, without too many jokes, but it's not boring either.

Sun Mingcheng chuckled and stopped paying attention to Magic City TV. The glory of Magic City TV ended here.

Tieling Satellite TV, everyone on the stage breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay, that's all.

Other stations have similar views.

The promise is gone. After the three blows are passed, it is up to God whether it will succeed or not.

Magic City TV has all their secrets, and now is the time for them to exert their strength.

But they were both wrong.

The show continues and the real protagonist emerges.

Zhao Tieling: "Waiter!"

Under the camera, a waiter in a skirt came out and made everyone laugh when he opened his mouth.

"I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

This actor was found by Xiongxiang after thousands of choices. His name was Sun Yang, and Xiongxiang asked him to be called Xiaoshangyang.

Although he doesn't know why, Sun Yang feels that he must have his reasons and he can just change it. He doesn't have much fame anyway.

Zhao Tieling chuckled: "No, we are here to eat."

"Mom, there's something to eat."

There are some laughs this time, but it's just okay.

Some people went to watch Tieling Satellite TV, some went to watch CCTV, and the ratings began to decline.

Neither Zhao Tieling nor Xiao Sun Yang can carry the ratings banner now.

Zhao Tieling smiled and said: "I tell you, girl, this meal is very important."

Xiao Xiang's face suddenly changed: "Well, you call someone a girl, she's just a man!"

Both the grandfather and grandson were stunned. They took two steps back and looked at each other in disbelief.

The audience laughed until their stomachs ached.

No wonder the grandfather and grandson had such a big reaction, the audience almost thought it was a waitress.

Zhao Tieling: "Then why are you dressed up like this? Why are you wearing a skirt?"

Some people in the audience laughed. Some people knew about the Scottish style. Men in military parades all wear skirts. It is an old tradition.

As Xiao Xiang spoke, he lifted up his skirt: "This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. Aren't these cropped pants? Look, don't these have legs? Oh my god, worry about it." The dress is off, oh my god, there is no crotch on the aisle?”

The laughter became even louder.

What a talent, this baggage comes one after another, I can’t stop laughing.

At this time, there were many viewers jumping back and forth between different channels, because the programs on each channel were almost all language programs.

Tieling TV is a two-person show, CCTV is also a sketch, Toilet TV is a reality show, and Lychee TV is a sitcom.

The audience jumped up and down and were firmly attracted by Magic City TV.

Only by comparison can we distinguish between superior and inferior. Magic City TV laughed from beginning to end, while other channels' programs seemed a bit bland.

Zhao Tieling still asked: "Come on, let me ask you, this, how much does it cost to have a meal at your hotel in a hurry?"

The audience was happy and everyone could understand what he meant.

"Hey, Teacher Zhao's skills are still as good as before!"

"Who is this little loser? Have you never heard of it before?"

"It's so funny."

The hot search for "Not Short of Money" has appeared, and many netizens have shared their opinions.

“Modu Satellite TV’s skit is great!”

"Really, better than Tieling!"

"Really or not, I'll go take a look too."

The declining ratings of Magic City TV have begun to show an upward trend again.

The little boy is still acting, "Why are you so anxious?"

I don’t know why, but as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone wanted to laugh.

A waiter wearing a Scottish skirt smelled like a bitch when he spoke. Coupled with his lively expression and tone, it was hard not to laugh.

"So what? Is there ever a situation where you finish eating today and have to pay the bill tomorrow?"

Zhao Tieling's performance is so real, there is no trace of performance, it looks like it is really happening.

Xiao Xiang's eyes changed: "Are you paying for nothing?"

There was a trace of disdain hidden in his expression, and then his expression changed, and he smiled like a flower.

Because Zhao Tieling gave him a hundred yuan.

"Oh my god, uncle, you are so open and bright, you are so handsome!"

From being unruly and disdainful to smiling, it only took a hundred yuan.

The audience laughed.

They were familiar with this scene, and they would be happy to give it a hundred yuan as a tip.

Zhao Tieling chuckled: "You're handsome for 100 yuan. Let me tell you, it's not free. When the guests arrive later, you must give me enough face. Do you understand? When I order, you have to take the place." I'll take it easy."

The two of them were going back and forth, Zhao Tieling was shaking off his burdens, even if he could handle the small damage, the effect came out immediately.

Tieling TV was stunned.

Nima, did you really learn this? ?

I stole my house!