Chapter 522 Special Forces "Chinese Kung Fu"

Chapter 522 Special Forces + "Chinese Kung Fu"

"It's great!"

"It's so funny!"

"I would call this skit a god!"

The applause and cheers continued until the four people left the stage, and the audience came back to their senses.

"Hey, wait, this show doesn't seem to say anything?"

"What do you mean it doesn't say anything."

"Hey, this skit, don't they all have to make dumplings in the end!"

"It's the same old saying that only when you are good, I am good, and everyone is good, is it really good?"

Skits are meant to be funny, but if they have to force sensationalism and educate the audience, to be honest, most people think it's sick.

Only people with problems like to watch this kind of show.

Everyone thought that "Not Short of Money" didn't have any dad flavor at all, and the whole process was just making fun of Zhao Lei.

"Fuck, "Not Short of Money" lasted more than 20 minutes?"

"No wonder, my legs were numb from squatting, I was going to get up after watching it, but I ended up squatting for half an hour."

"If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have noticed. This is the first time I've watched a show and I forgot the time."

Many viewers began to visit each other.

As soon as they entered CCTV, "Let's...make...dumplings...together..."

"Bah, you only make dumplings every day."

"Sure enough, you only know how to make dumplings."

"I'm confused, how can you not make dumplings and not act?"

In the CCTV live broadcast room, the barrage was full of complaints, and there were also advertisements for "Not Short of Money".

"Take a good look at "Not Short of Money", that's what a skit is!"

Other channels were similar, especially Tieling Satellite TV, which was completely surrounded.

"What's wrong, little brother? Can't you beat them in skits?"

"Try harder, the Magic City has already learned your treasure."

The dense jokes in "Not Short of Money" gave birth to many golden sentences, especially the little sun, which became popular overnight.

At this time, the ratings of Shanghai Satellite TV and CCTV were on par.

Sun Mingcheng was numb.

Song Ming smiled.

He had never dreamed that the ratings exceeded CCTV, but now it was a fact.

CCTV was not that scary!

Song Ming thought happily.

"Not Short of Money" controlled many viewers who came to join in the fun for more than 20 minutes.

Logically speaking, the skit was over and everyone had a great time. It was time to go home, right?

Many stations were staring at the ratings, waiting to see their ratings rise.

One second, two seconds, one minute passed, the ratings did not move, Shanghai Satellite TV was still rising.

CCTV has surpassed again.

After all, the base is there. As long as CCTV is not too weak, it is difficult for other stations to fight.

But in Song Ming's view, it doesn't matter if you can't beat CCTV. I can just beat the rest of you, snatch the audience away and then fight CCTV.

If you want to fight, you have to fight hard so that the audience is reluctant to leave.

After the skit ended, the next show started before the audience had time to leave.

CCTV also pulled out its trump card at this time - the top streamers, and their ratings rose rapidly.

However, Shanghai Satellite TV invited the leading actors of "I am a Special Forces Soldier".

As soon as they came on stage, the audience applauded.

"Siberian Wolf!"

"Big Tail Wolf!"

"Timber Wolf!"

Everyone is too familiar with them. In December, "I am a Special Forces Soldier" premiered and replayed, and the fire land was in a mess.

Several people did not wear military uniforms, but wore a set of tight clothes, looking very energetic.

In contrast, the top streamers of CCTV looked so weak.

This is another match.

"Welcome Lone Wolf Group B, they will bring the program "Chinese Kung Fu" next!"

The audience was all excited. Kung Fu is so attractive to everyone.

Is this a martial arts performance or something?

The song "Chinese Kung Fu" was also sung by Tu Honggang. Many people may not know the name, but they will definitely sing the lyrics.

As soon as the music started, six big men with a fierce aura got ready.

The program information was displayed on the big screen.

The audience in the live broadcast room had already sent bullet screens in advance.

"It must be a hot man."

"Let me predict it. The composer and lyricist is Nuoyan, and the director is Nuoyan."

"Tsk, do you need to predict it? Even a fool knows it."

Sure enough, the hot man still dominated the big screen.

Behind the Lone Wolf Group B, a large group of dancers came up, but they were not dancers, they were invited from the martial arts school.

Yu'nan TV jumped up.

It's bad, the home was stolen again.

Because the group of people who came up were wearing monk robes!

The answer is obvious, these people are not invited from Shaolin Temple.

Yu'nan TV.

"That, the director... the leader seems to be from our Shaolin Temple."

The audience: "..."

Sure enough, they still couldn't escape the fate of being poached.

It's too much. Among the five programs, except for "Shanghai Beach", which has their own characteristics, the other programs can find the shadow of local characteristics.

At this moment, he somewhat understood the feelings of Lizhitai Shaanxi Satellite TV.

I really want to call the police.

But it's obvious that it's useless.

No, we have to wait and see. What if they mess up?

The program begins.

Lone Wolf Group B shouted loudly and then opened their throats.

"Lying like a bow,

Standing like a pine tree,

Sit like a bell without moving,

Walking like a gust of wind."

The six people's voices were in unison, but a little slow.

However, as they sang, the six people also began to imitate.

Each move was well-organized.

Everyone couldn't take their eyes off.

"Oh no, I'm starting to doubt my sexual orientation. I actually look at men so seriously."

"Haha, I've started practicing."

"Lie like a bow, stand like a pine, sit like a bell, and walk like a gust of wind. It sounds quite exciting, just like a martial arts move.

The monks behind were also particularly eye-catching. Their movements followed the rhythm of the singing, like slow motion.

Although they were slow, the movements were very handsome. Many viewers in front of the TV had already set up their postures and began to imitate.

"That's it?"

"I've learned it."

On the stage, the Lone Wolf Group B continued to sing. They didn't have a lead singer. Everyone sang together. Although their singing skills were not very good, they were powerful.

The audience didn't care too much about whether they sang well or not. After all, their main job was to act as actors.

The song echoed on the stage.

"Southern fist and northern leg,

Shaolin and Wudang Kung Fu,

Taiji Bagua Lianhuan Zhang,

China has magical Kung Fu."

Hearing this, Henan TV slapped its thigh, "Look, look, this is our Shaolin Temple."

They felt a sense of heartache that their home was stolen, but they had to admit that Shanghai TV did a better job than them.

The martial arts are still the same martial arts, but with this song "Chinese Kung Fu", the effect is different.

This is the credit of Nuo Yan, the director sighed, damn, Shanghai TV got ahead of them.

Henan TV, the ratings have been so bleak in recent years, and it can't invite any big stars. Now the Kung Fu that made it famous has been taken away by others, which is simply adding insult to injury.

Henan TV was in a gloomy mood, and many people were wondering if they could ask Xu Nuo to help.

At this time, the director of Changjiang TV was beating wildly in his heart.

Fuck!

Forget about Shaolin Temple, you are also thinking about Wudang Mountain?

A rabbit doesn't eat grass near its nest.

Don't come over here!

Amid the tense expressions of the people on Changjiang Satellite TV, Lone Wolf Group B continued to sing.

"Tai Chi Bagua Lianhuan Zhang,

China has magical skills."

It's over, it's been snatched away by them.

At this time, the music rhythm suddenly accelerated, and the singing speed increased from 0.5 times to 2 times.

On the stage, everyone was singing.

"Lying like a bow,

Standing like a pine tree,

Sitting like a bell without moving,

Walking like a gust of wind."

The lyrics were still the same, but the change in rhythm, coupled with the acceleration of everyone's movements, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

The moves became coherent, and the whole person seemed much more energetic, hehe, haha, it looked particularly exciting.

Siberian wolf Xiaozhuang spoke first: "Sweep a large area with the stick!"

Mountain wolf Lao Pao followed up: "Pick a line with the gun!"

Timber wolf Xiao Geng was not to be outdone: "Light as a swallow in the clouds."

"Heroic spirit soars to the sky."

"Practice muscles and skin on the outside."

"Practice breath on the inside."

Then six people sang together: "Strength and softness are combined, never bowing,

We have the world in our hearts."

A group of iron-blooded tough guys, singing Chinese Kung Fu, made many people unable to help but get up and practice.

After sitting for a long time, it was just right to stand up and stretch their muscles, do horse stance, sweep the hall leg, that was so exciting.

It was not easy for the audience to stand up to practice, but their hands were not idle, and they started to practice with left and right punches and palms.

The scene was so exciting that everyone hadn't seen such a wonderful evening party for a long time.

When was the last time? Ten years ago or twenty years ago?

This was only the fifth program, and it made the audience feel that the trip was worthwhile.

Many viewers who planned to come and take a look and leave could not help but stay on Magic City Satellite TV.

It's so beautiful.

In the B section of the song, only a small part of the lyrics are repeated, and the climax part changes the lyrics.

Why change the lyrics? There are too many Chinese Kung Fu, and it is impossible to write them all. I am just picking the key points to write.

Lone Wolf Group B began to divide the work again.

"With the Qingfeng Sword in hand,

the double swords can be seen,

when the expert Kung Fu is used,

he will know whether it is good or not,

the hands are two doors,

the feet are a root,

the four directions of water and soil nurture,

our Chinese martial arts soul."

The last sentence is not sung by him, but directly shouted out.

If other singers shouted like this, they would definitely be criticized for singing badly, but this is Lone Wolf Group B, they don't know how to sing, everything is reasonable.

In the last part, the rhythm of the song slowed down again.

"A dragon in the East,

children are like heroes,

the sky is high and the earth is far away,

China has magic skills."

One move after another, like slow motion.

Finally, everyone sang "China has magic skills!"

The song ended.

The audience was enthusiastic and the atmosphere was very lively.

"Great!"

"What a great Chinese Kung Fu!"

"Siberian wolves are awesome!"

After the Lone Wolf B group finished singing, they didn't bow like other singers, but saluted the audience. They saluted the audience for three years.

The unique salute often makes the audience more willing to respond, and many audiences also saluted in return.

"Chinese Kung Fu" is popular. This song fits the temperament of the Chinese nation very well. Stand like a pine, stand still like a bell, and walk like the wind. This is the action program of the nation.

The ratings of Shanghai Satellite TV are still competing with CCTV for the first place.