Chapter 532: Audacious Crosstalk

Shen Kaiwen on the stage looked like he had devil horns. He smiled evilly, and the microphone in his hand was like a knife, stabbing whoever he caught.

Do you think "Young and Promising" is painful?

No, it was all my own fault, and it was not painful enough.

Love that cannot be obtained is the punishment.

I never had it for a second, but it was more painful than a broken heart.

Every midnight dream, the name engraved in my heart under the bright moonlight can only be buried forever as a secret.

Shen Kaiwen is still singing.

The song is lingering and ambiguous, but all desolate.

"If I say I really love you,

Who will clean up those destroyed friendships?"

In the chorus, Shen Kaiwen sang the helplessness of many people with just the right amount of anger, struggling hard in pain.

Do you have to tell someone you love?

Or not.

Let's hide this secret in this winter.

Kevin Shen used his usual deep affection to sing out the entanglement and helplessness in this song.

The affectionate melody and the heart-wrenching lyrics will make anyone who hears it silent for two seconds.

What's more interesting is that this song from 15 years ago has been made popular again by a star.

Although it has changed beyond recognition, some people can still tell that it is "Winter's Secret", but Zhou Shen didn't.

He would rather doubt that it is a new song than "Winter's Secret".

And when he heard "This is the most famous song of Mr. Zhou Chuanxiong", he began to doubt his life.

After Kevin Shen finished singing, the audience cursed and applauded.

It sounds good, but it should be cursed. This guy is too wicked and deliberately hurts the heart.

"Damn, Yu Zhou and Shen Kaiwen, are these two deliberately trying to piss me off?"

"They are my brothers, and they are father and son on stage."

"Hey, these two songs today are really heartbreaking."

"What are you doing? It's a big holiday."

Mumbling, feeling a little low.

It's already late. Don't listen to slow songs or sad songs late at night, or you'll fall asleep easily.

Two consecutive heartbreaking songs made the mood on the scene a little depressed, and the applause and cheers were much smaller.

The host came on stage again, "Now, please invite crosstalk actors Liu Jun and Li Zhanshan to bring you a wonderful crosstalk performance."

Crosstalk programs, like skits, have long been in decline, and each one is more boring than the other, making people drowsy.

"Let's go, let's go to bed."

"Hey, it's probably almost over."

"What's so interesting about crosstalk, let's go to bed."

The crosstalk used to be okay, at least it was interesting and funny.

However, the crosstalk on Blue Star has developed similarly to that on Earth in recent years. It starts with dirty talk, and it seems that it can't talk about anything other than what's in the crotch.

Or it's all about shit, piss, and farts, and a lot of family matters. It's a little interesting at first, but it becomes boring after watching it again.

Most of the works are lifeless, repeating old-fashioned themes and awkward plots, and even using online hot spots and news to attract attention, but the effect is always not good, and people are getting more and more bored and embarrassed.

A truly good crosstalk must have the courage to criticize the current situation and the strength to hit the nail on the head. Unfortunately, the current crosstalk has lost its bones and only has airbags left.

The ratings of Shanghai Satellite TV began to decline for the first time.

CCTV regained the first place, and Sun Mingcheng breathed a sigh of relief.

Other satellite TV stations were excited, and the opportunity to snatch the audience finally came.

The two old crosstalk actors who came on stage on Shanghai Satellite TV were from the Shanghai circle, and many people were not familiar with them.

The name of the program was displayed on the screen.

The audience was a little confused when they saw it.

How dare you choose such a name?

Aren't you afraid of sending warmth to the door?

"Fuck!"

"What a guts!"

"Awesome!"

The audience was so shocked, just because of a few words on the screen.

[Creating a name]

[Author: Nuoyan]

[Performed by: Liu Qun, Li Zhanshan]

The audience suddenly didn't understand the four words "Creating a name" anymore. Is this something you can say? It can actually pass the review?

In recent years, the review of literary and artistic works has become more and more strict. This name doesn't look like it can pass the review.

The audience was still surprised, and the two people on the stage had already started.

Liu Qun raised his hand and patted Li Zhanshan on the shoulder and said, "There is such a saying, do you know it?"

"Which saying is it?"

Liu Qun raised his hand and said, "It's called "Unreasonable people go all over the world."

Li Zhanshan reacted quickly and followed up, "Reasonable people can't take a single step."

The audience laughed and started to applaud.

The first punchline was revealed in just three sentences, which was unexpected.

The audience watching the live broadcast burst out laughing.

"There's nothing wrong with that. Whoever has no quality is right."

"Meanness is the pass for meanness!"

In front of the TV, many elderly people who had just stood up to stretch their bodies and then went to sleep stopped moving again after seeing this.

It's a bit interesting, let's take a look.

Liu Qun continued: "Look at that sentence, although it's simple."

Li Zhanshan quickly stopped him, "Hey! You said it wrong."

"Where is it wrong?"

"You said it the other way around!"

Liu Qun suddenly realized, "Ah, right, right, it should be that being reasonable will make it difficult to move forward."

"Being unreasonable will go all over the world."

The audience laughed and called him an expert.

Liu Qun laughed: "That's right."

Li Zhanshan screamed: "That's not right!"

"Isn't this wrong?"

"You should think about it again!"

"How should I say this?"

Li Zhanshan said: "It should be said that if you can travel all over the world with reason, you can't move even without reason."

"Oh, yes, yes," Liu Qun patted him on the shoulder, "Although that's what you say, I don't agree with it!"

"Why?"

"It's unreasonable. It's unreasonable. Let's try to find the reason. Why don't we travel all over the world in the same way?"

"There is no such person!"

When the cross talk reaches this point, it's just okay. There isn't much that stands out, but it's not boring.

Many people continued to watch it, and some people changed the channel.

Liu Qun gave a thumbs up, "Our section chief can do it!"

The audience was refreshed. Have we reached the topic yet?

The word "section chief" belongs exclusively to civil servants. This is a person who eats from the public family.

"Hey, I guess it's just a casual joke. Who dares to be really sarcastic?"

"That's right, Nuo Yan is almost an official son. What does he have to say?"

Liu Qun smiled and said, "Listen and I will give you an example."

Li Zhanshan was still not convinced, "You tell me and I'll listen."

The two of them went back and forth, but neither of them got to the point, and the second baggage has not come out yet.

Many viewers yawned and felt a little drowsy.

"Let's go out for a roast duck together."

"Okay, let's eat it."

Liu Qun twisted his neck: "You give me money."

Li Zhanshan responded subconsciously, "Hey, yes." Then he realized, "Why should I give you money!"

The audience laughed, as they were used to admiring.

Liu Qun waved his hand and said, "The public has to pay for this."

"Eating public funds?" Li Zhanshan was stunned.

"Hey." Liu Qun nodded.

Oops, the audience was no longer sleepy immediately.

Good guy, you really dare to say that!

Just for this courage, the audience wanted to give them a thumbs up.

"Awesome, I have to see how big it is."

Netizens focus on a rebellious character. The stricter the control from above, the more they want to watch it.

Liu Qun said with a smile on his face: "Let me tell you, section chief, we are all out of gas. Can we go out for a roast duck?"

"What did the section chief say?" Li Zhanshan asked.

Liu Qun clasped his hands behind his back and said in a thick accent: "Let's make a report!"

Li Zhanshan looked confused: "Why are you reporting this after eating roast duck?"

Liu Qun still said in a thick accent: "If your name is right, your words should be right."

"Then how do you file a report about eating roast duck?"

Liu Qun smiled like a flower, "It's easy to write. Write the report like this, leader - leader, colon!"

There was a roar of laughter at the scene. I dare to say that this was letting oneself go.

Li Zhanshan: "Hey, wait a minute, what was that behind your leader just now?"

"Two dots, two dots, colon."

The audience laughed loudly, God damn colon.

Li Zhanshan snorted, "Emotions are punctuation marks!"

Liu Qun shook his head and said in an official tone: "To solve the problem of oil and water in the stomachs of the masses."

"ah?"

"Isn't there something wrong with this statement?"

"Oh, I can't even mention this shortcoming." Li Zhanshan chuckled, then his expression changed and his eyes widened, "This is nonsense!"

The audience burst into laughter and thunderous applause.

Liu Qun patted Li Zhanshan on the shoulder: "Don't be anxious, there are always reasons!"

Everyone was curious about what nonsense he would talk about.

"Roast duck, roast this duck until it's brown and brown, and it'll be squeaky and oily when you take a bite, haha."

Beijing Satellite TV was no longer calm. Sure enough, it still attacked him? Are you going to take away the roast duck?

"We Chinese people love roast duck the most."

"Don't forget us, foreigners also like to eat roast duck!"

Liu Qun, who was laughing, immediately grasped the key point, holding his hands behind his back, "Foreigners also like to eat roast duck?"

"That's not true!"

Liu Qun said seriously, "Well, in this roast duck, he has an issue of world peace."

The audience laughed loudly, how ridiculous, eating roast duck and bringing world peace.

"In order to promote the great unity of all mankind and to safeguard world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck."

The audience was so happy that they dared to say anything just for food and drink.

Many elderly viewers were just standing there, ready to turn off the TV and go to sleep, but why didn't they press the shutdown button?

"How can a duck symbolize world peace?"

Liu Qun looked annoyed, "How come you, comrade, don't have any political mind?"

Li Zhanshan rolled his eyes: "Then you tell me and I'll listen."

Liu Qun patted him on the head with hatred: "Every grand festival, in Tiananmen Square, there will be flutter, flutter, flutter, ducks flying——"

Liu Qun paused at this.

The audience laughed and applauded him.

Liu Qun scratched his chin: "Ah, then, that's a pigeon, isn't it?"

Li Zhanshan pointed at him: "Who is this?"

Liu Qun took a few steps with a sad look on his face. He shook his head and said, "The report of eating roast duck is the most difficult thing to do."

Li Zhanshan spread his hands and said, "I can't help but fall in love with him."

The audience was laughing, but some people couldn't laugh anymore.

What do you mean? You are pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey.

They feel uncomfortable because no one has dared to criticize them like this for many years.