Chapter 551 "The Police and the Thief"

"Police and Thieves", a 1991 Spring Festival Gala production, was dedicated by Chen Peisi and his old partner Zhu Shimao.

This is a real comedy.

The core of comedy is often tragedy.

The audience laughed and laughed, but suddenly felt a little sad.

Good works allow the audience to understand for themselves, rather than rushing to tell them for fear that they don't know.

After the host announced his name, the audience was in an uproar.

Some people are not familiar with these two people, but some people immediately think of them. One is a famous comedy master, one does not look like a good person, and the other has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he is upright.

The program information is also very simple, the screenwriter promises, and the actors are Chen Lezhang and Zhu Zhengqing.

"Chen Lezhang and Zhu Zhengqing, let me go. Have these golden partners been invited out?"

"You actually announced your withdrawal from the sketch world for some reasons back then. How did you invite Nuo Yan back?"

It was clear that these two men were back on stage because of their promise.

The stage changed, and at the beginning of the show, two people squatted in the corner furtively.

"You stay here and watch while I go break the safe!"

Chen Lezhang was lying on the ground sneakily, looking frightened.

In just a few sentences, the audience understood the cause and effect. This is the story of two thieves who were jailed and the elder brother forced the younger brother to break into the safe.

Chen Lezhang was out for fun and was wearing a stolen police uniform, which made him look particularly uncoordinated.

Not only that, Chen Lezhang was frightened when he saw the police uniform, and his whole body was trembling, and he had a stress reaction even after being in jail.

Seeing his funny appearance, the audience couldn't help but laugh.

Every move, every expression and every look in his eyes made everyone burst into laughter.

The trembling Chen Lezhang touched his pockets on both sides and took out a box of chewing gum.

Unfortunately, smoking is not allowed in Blue Star’s Spring Festival Gala, even for adults.

The two masters had their heads scratched, and they looked at Yu Tianlei for help. In the end, Yu Tianlei was also scolded.

There is nothing you can do, change your actions and just eat sweets.

While he was taking out the candy, Zhu Zhengqing walked out from behind the stage.

As soon as Zhu Zhengqing came out, there was a burst of applause.

Wearing a smart police uniform, he strode up, looking like the embodiment of justice.

In fact, he doesn't need to wear a police uniform. He looks like a representative of justice. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes. He is so upright.

Zhu Zhengqing touched his pocket and found that he didn't bring any candy. He turned around and saw Chen Lezhang beside him, and the story between the two began.

Chen Lezhang knows that he is a thief, and the audience also knows that, only Zhu Zhengqing does not know.

As soon as Zhu Zhengqing came over, Chen Lezhang was so frightened that he froze and was at a loss for words.

I heard that Zhu Zhengqing borrowed candy. He looked around left and right, and found a pair of handcuffs. His face turned pale with fright.

His movements and expressions all revealed panic. At this time, Chen Lezhang knew that he was a thief who could not see the light of day.

Chen Lezhang's hands were shaking so much that his whole body was shaking.

Zhu Zhengqing was so enthusiastic. He was a people's policeman. He grabbed his hand and became concerned.

"Are you cold?"

Chen Lezhang shook his head.

"Are you sick?"

Chen Lezhang continued to shake his head.

Zhu Zhengqing stretched his head forward: "Is something wrong?"

Chen Lezhang was so frightened that he shook his head desperately.

It looks just like the real thing, not staged at all.

"It's so awesome, I almost think Chen Lezhang is a thief."

"Isn't that right? This is what a thief looks like when he sees the police."

"It's so real. This is the master."

Zhu Zhengqing frowned, "Huh? Do you have a mission?"

Chen Lezhang shook his head subconsciously, then rolled his eyes, nodded sharply and said, "There is a mission."

The audience laughed, there was nothing wrong, there was indeed a mission, wasn't this a bit of a letdown?

The feeling of satisfaction caused by this information gap makes everyone happy.

"Oh." Zhu Zhengqing was puzzled, "I am the policeman here. Why didn't I know?"

"I don't dare to tell you." Chen Lezhang's voice sounded timid.

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.

"Nonsense, the thief dared to tell the police."

Zhu Zhengqing suddenly realized: "Aha, that's a special mission."

Chen Lezhang's eyes widened and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, it's a very special mission."

"Haha. Then I won't ask."

"Don't ask. If you ask, I have to tell you." Chen Lezhang panicked.

Everyone can see that this is an honest thief, and he is probably afraid of going to jail.

The two were chatting across servers. Zhu Zhengqing thought he was performing a special mission, but Chen Lezhang knew it well. Damn, he was watching the wind. How could this be said?

At this time, the ratings increased by leaps and bounds. Young and old men all put aside their work and gathered around to watch this sketch. It was so interesting.

How to describe this scene on New Year's Eve, let's put it this way, the sound of firecrackers outside has stopped for three minutes, and everyone has come back to watch the sketch.

"Are you leaving?"

Zhu Zhengqing was confused: "Huh?"

"You walk slowly."

Zhu Zhengqing smiled and shook his head, "Okay, okay."

Chen Lezhang was relieved and said politely: "No more chatting?"

Zhu Zhengqing, who had walked a few steps, came back again, not polite at all, "Let's talk some more."

Chen Lezhang was dumbfounded and clapped his hands sadly, "Why are you talking about this!"

The problem comes from chatting and gossiping.

The audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"Hahaha, I am dying of laughter, Chen Lezhang is courting death!"

"Look, I am the one who talks too much, so I will definitely suffer!"

"What a sin, I told you to talk too much."

"It is so funny, Zhu Zhengqing is on patrol, he is free anyway, it is good to chat."

"Top-notch tug-of-war, he blew himself up on the spot."

The two acted vividly, and the audience applauded.

"Comrade, which police station are you from?" Zhu Zhengqing is also a chatterbox, he pulled Chen Lezhang to chat.

Chen Lezhang pointed at himself, "Ah? Me?"

Then he thought about it and told the truth: "Me? Me? Oh! When I first went in, I was in the police station."

The audience understood immediately, what the hell is it in the police station, wasn't it in the police station when he was first arrested.

"Later?"

Chen Lezhang pointed to the sky.

"Oh, I was transferred to the branch."

The key to real cross-server chat is that everything matches up.

The comments were full of laughter: "Everyone says their own thing, and everyone listens to their own."

"God-like operation."

Chen Lezhang laughed: "That's right! I lived in the branch not long ago, and then..."

He gestured with his hands, and Zhu Zhengqing understood again, "Where was he transferred again?"

"The court!" Chen Lezhang breathed in one breath.

"Working in the court."

The audience in front of the TV had a God's perspective, and they laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Detention at the police station, then to the branch, and finally sent to the court for sentencing, the whole set of procedures is very familiar, and the key is that there is not a single lie.

"Okay, okay, all right."

"That's how I talk to my dad."

On the stage, Chen Lezhang hesitated: "No! I went there a few times, and then I..."

Zhu Zhengqing understood: "Where were you transferred again?"

Chen Lezhang gestured: "I went to the Fourth Prison."

Zhu Zhengqing understood, "Oh! I was transferred to the Labor Reform Bureau."

Chen Lezhang swallowed his saliva, "I'm in charge of that department."

The audience applauded loudly, it was so funny.

I'm in charge of that department, it's quite euphemistic, just go to jail.

"What a talent, you haven't revealed the truth until now."

"Does this count as leniency for confession?"

"It should count, after all, what they said is the truth, and Chen Lezhang can't control how you interpret it."

"Zhu Zhengqing is also funny, seriously imagining."

Zhu Zhengqing strolled and changed his position, and then it was a famous scene, the whole audience was high energy.

"I said, working in the old reform farm in your place is very hard."

Chen Lezhang seemed to have found a soulmate: "That's right, you really have to work."

Zhu Zhengqing was shocked: "Ah? You also work?"

"Who can escape!"

Zhu Zhengqing was stunned, this was beyond his understanding.

"Then the bonus must be very high?"

Chen Lezhang dropped his hands and shook his head: "Bonus? No."

Zhu Zhengqing raised his hand: "What about subsidies?"

Chen Lezhang's eyes widened: "There are subsidies? How come no one has ever given me? No!" He pinched the corner of his clothes, with a look of shock, and anger in his shock.

Good guy, he has been in prison for so many years for nothing, and he doesn't get a penny.

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed.

"It's amazing! There is a shit subsidy for labor reform."

"You say yours and I say mine, and it can still match."

But soon someone stopped laughing.

"Fuck, I don't get any subsidies for graduate students."

"Same for graduate students."

"Did my medical student say anything?"

"Oh no, it's for me!"

Zhu Zhengqing frowned, "The vacation is long, right?"

Chen Lezhang smiled bitterly, "It's impossible to give us vacation!"

"What about you?"

Chen Lezhang spread his hands and smiled bitterly, "Working for nothing!"

Then he began to complain, "It's good enough to get a good result. You said I worked so hard in there for so many years, just to leave that damn place one day earlier."

Chen Lezhang was getting excited, and Zhu Zhengqing quickly stopped him, "Hey, we can't complain!"

"Yes, yes, we can't complain!"

"Then why are you coming out?"

Chen Lezhang said it right away, "This is not it, my elder brother asked me to take some time off."

"Oh, special mission, forgot?"

Chen Lezhang's expression was amazing, he suddenly realized, and after surviving the disaster, he covered his mouth and laughed.

This series of expression changes was simply amazing.

Then someone asked for directions, and Chen Lezhang performed his duty as a policeman.

Chen Lezhang imitated Zhu Zhengqing in saluting, but ended up using his left hand.

Zhu Zhengqing corrected his saluting posture, which made everyone laugh.

There was thunderous applause, and Zhu Zhengqing also laughed so hard.

Chen Lezhang was terrified, trembling, afraid of being exposed.

"I didn't expect you to be so funny."

Chen Lezhang rolled his eyes, "How dare I tease him?"

"It's really good to work here."

Zhu Zhengqing stopped him: "It should be said that it's good to work here!"

"Yes, yes, it's really good to work here, you see how much respect people have for us."

At this time, Chen Lezhang had gradually realized the happiness of being a policeman.