Chapter 564: The Embarrassed Li Chenggong

Niu Geng sat in the car, looking at the villages and trees that were constantly receding, and began to sing.

"Whether you have money or not, go home for the New Year.

I originally wanted to return home with wealth and glory.

Whether you have money or not, go home for the New Year.

There is always a New Year's Eve dinner at home."

Last Spring Festival, this song once aroused the homesickness of countless people, and made more people who originally did not plan to go home embark on their journey home.

The New Year is coming soon, and the people in the car are all preparing to go home. This song soon infected others.

The handsome guy sang along.

Li Chenggong was extremely irritated. He put on headphones and turned up the volume, trying to fight against this song that sounded a bit rustic.

Or rather, it was not this song that was rustic, but Niu Geng.

A rustic person will sing any song that is rustic, no matter how popular the song is.

Everyone in the car was singing happily, and Li Chenggong could no longer bear it, so he started to sing the song in his headphones loudly.

Coincidentally, he sang "You Are My Life", a song that Li Chenggong thought was more elegant, but when he sang it, the irony came up.

The audience knows that he has a wife and children, and he also has a mistress outside.

So who is he singing this song for?

"For my wife."

"I think it's for the mistress."

"Yes, this guy is going back to get a divorce."

Both songs were written by Xu Nuo, which is a small easter egg.

Li Chenggong sang very loudly, but the voice of one person, no matter how loud, can't beat the voice of a car full of people.

Niu Geng even played the accompaniment with a frying pan.

When he was singing happily, the car suddenly stopped.

Li Chenggong was asking the driver, and Niu Geng rushed up and asked: "Did it stall?"

Li Chenggong was furious and hurried to stop him.

As a result, the road ahead was blocked and no one could go.

Li Chenggong was eager to go home, so he instructed the driver to go through the village.

So far, the character of Li Chenggong has been portrayed very successfully. He is rich, mean, and he doesn't like to follow the rules.

Facing the driver's refusal, Li Chenggong said that he would be responsible for anything.

If nothing unexpected happened, an accident still happened.

Rural roads usually do not allow outside vehicles to pass. The bus that suddenly appeared knocked the villagers' car to the ground.

The old lady who was eating dates suddenly had her throat choked and lay on the ground struggling.

Li Chenggong was sitting in the car, and he was so scared that he dared not move.

The driver hurriedly got off the car to check the situation. Facing the anger of the villagers, the driver immediately threw the responsibility to Li Chenggong.

Li Chenggong pulled his clothes and got off the car, looking embarrassed and a little at a loss.

He also began to blame the driver.

Facing the villagers who wanted to beat him, Li Chenggong took out his wallet helplessly and planned to use money to settle the matter.

In his opinion, this person just wanted to extort money.

With such an attitude, not to mention the villagers were angry, the audience was also scolding him.

"This guy thinks he is great just because he has some money."

"Beat him to death."

"Hey, Yu Zheng didn't play a good guy in the last movie."

The angry villagers responded and rushed forward.

The frightened Li Chenggong hurried to the car and took Niu Geng's frying pan for self-defense.

All passengers hid in the car, fearing that they would be affected.

The only one who got off was Niu Geng.

After he got off the car, he did warm-up exercises on the spot, stretching his arms and legs, and the audience laughed.

The scene was full of joy.

"What is Niu Geng doing?"

"Wow, this radio gymnastics is quite standard."

Niu Geng clicked, and put his legs on the car with a split, and the audience was shocked.

"Wow, you really know martial arts?"

"This split is awesome."

After warming up, Niu Geng used the Heimlich emergency maneuver and hugged the old lady back and forth.

The villagers were stunned, and Li Chenggong opened his mouth wide.

Bang!

Li Chenggong used a frying pan to block the jujube pits spit out by the old lady.

A dispute was resolved invisibly.

Back on the car, Niu Geng's crow mouth delayed the start, and the car really stalled and could not be driven.

On the 29th day of the lunar year, the passengers on the bus were warmly entertained by the villagers, and Li Chenggong sat alone on the bus.

For the first time, he felt the taste of being excluded.

Finally, the villagers sent them to Jiangcheng by tractor for Niu Geng's sake.

The village chief's attitude was very clear. Niu Geng was a good guy, the handsome guy who wanted to go home was also a filial child, and Li Chenggong was a man whose hips were broken several times a year.

In the cinema, everyone laughed out loud.

Crotch is the dialect of their place, which means leg.

Xu Ke curled his lips, "Brother, are you praising yourself in various ways here?"

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense." Xu Nuo looked at the old couple, and sure enough, they all looked satisfied.

He didn't forget to go home after the Spring Festival Gala, and this son was not raised in vain.

The three of them sat on the haystack on the tractor and walked towards Jiangcheng.

Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng for the first time and said thank you to him.

In fact, although Niu Geng introduced him several times, he still didn't remember his name.

If it weren't for his favor this time, Li Chenggong would still not look at him straight in the eye.

The two arrived in Jiangcheng.

Since it is already 2025, Jiangcheng looks very prosperous, with people everywhere, which is completely different from the countryside.

Niu Geng saw a female liar, she knelt on the ground and asked for money.

Niu Geng felt a little bit sorry, but Li Chenggong saw through the scam at a glance.

Niu Geng gave the female liar a few hundred yuan, and Li Chenggong, who had already recognized Niu Geng, snatched it away.

In the midst of the entanglement, Niu Geng felt that he should help him.

This milker who has always been looked down upon still retains a kind heart.

Li Chenggong had a direct conflict with Niu Geng. Li Chenggong, who felt that Niu Geng was hopeless and deserved to be cheated, decided to leave on his own.

Unfortunately, Li Chenggong, who got rid of Niu Geng again, still failed to return home smoothly. The bridge on the road was broken, and everyone returned to Jiangcheng.

Li Chenggong saw Niu Geng standing there, and he couldn't help but care for him.

"How much money did you give?"

Niu Geng said: "All of it."

"Did the person send you back? Don't you know how to read eyes? Speak!"

Niu Geng muttered: "It's better to be cheated. If you are cheated, it means that no one is sick, and it's better if no one is sick."

Niu Geng is indeed an honest man. Even if he was cheated, he thought it was good.

Speechless Li Chenggong planned to treat him to a meal, but his wallet was lost.

The two of them, who had more than 100 yuan left, decided to find a hotel to make do.

"How much is your cheapest standard room per night?"

"One hundred."

Prices have long gone up, and hotel prices have also gone up.

"You two grown men, take one bed?" The waitress looked at them with a connotative look.

"Take one bed."

"No? You two men?"

Li Chenggong was impatient, "Hurry up."

After entering, Li Chenggong was shocked, "Damn, one bed!"

However, the front desk lady had long disappeared.

Li Chenggong was about to charge, but the socket was broken. When he was about to turn on the faucet, the faucet fell off with a bang.

When he came back, Niu Geng had fallen asleep.

Niu Geng woke up and found Li Chenggong lying on the chair, so he asked him to come up and sleep with him.

Two grown men sleeping in one bed is unacceptable to many people, but Li Chenggong can't accept it.

However, the chair collapsed.

Li Chenggong looked at the blurry and messy TV, gritted his teeth and climbed into bed to sleep.

But he immediately found something wrong.

"Wake up!" Li Chenggong woke up Niu Geng.

"You are sick, sleeping without clothes!"

The audience laughed so hard.

"How did he find out that Niu Geng was not wearing clothes?"

"Hahaha, guess what he found in the quilt?"

"It became gay all of a sudden."

"It's a bit ambiguous, hahaha."

In the cinema, everyone laughed so hard.

"What conditions, sleeping naked!" Li Chenggong was numb.

Li Chenggong finally lay down but couldn't fall asleep. He gnashed his teeth, farted, snored, and talked in his sleep. It was a miracle that he could fall asleep.

A strange and ambiguous cry came from next door.

The audience smiled knowingly, knowing what they knew.

Li Chenggong, who could no longer bear it, knocked on the door next door. A big knife came out, and two shirtless strong men pushed the door open.

Li Chenggong knew the situation and was a hero. He turned his head and walked into the wrong room and lay on another woman's bed.

The phone rang, and a woman's voice came out. Li Chenggong was shocked and prepared to slip out in his underwear with his clothes and shoes.

A big drama of catching an adulterer was staged.

The audience was excited, not because of their bad taste, but because of the tradition left by their ancestors.

Everyone has a gossipy heart.

Everyone is very interested in catching an adulterer.

The woman who was righteous and confident, accompanied the cautious man submissively, and Li Chenggong trembling on the hanger behind the curtain.

The atmosphere on the scene suddenly froze.

"Do you believe me when I say I walked into the wrong room?"

The audience laughed miserably, I don't believe you!

Niu Geng, who had a comfortable sleep, found Li Chenggong lying in the corridor with a bruised face.

Li Chenggong, who had always been unlucky, found that the god of luck finally began to favor them.

The lost wallet was sent back, and the two took a ferry across the river.

Niu Geng was very embarrassed about owing Li Chenggong money, and said that he would definitely pay him back when the debt was paid.

Li Chenggong, who was well-informed, took the IOU and saw it at a glance, knowing that the debt could not be recovered.

Out of kindness, he gave Niu Geng a few hundred yuan.

Niu Geng was indeed a bit unpleasant. He started to make a fuss when he saw the photo in Li Chenggong's wallet.

Niu Geng saw through Li Chenggong's mistress at a glance.

He was just naive and had never seen the world, but he was not stupid. She was neither his daughter nor his wife, so she could only be his mistress.

The two saw the female liar on the boat.

Niu Geng actually knew that he had been cheated, and he was just being stubborn before.

He shouted loudly, and the liar ran away.

Niu Geng and Li Chenggong got off the boat and started chasing.

There was chaos all the way, and a tense and exciting chase began.

The female liar ran in front, Niu Geng chased behind with big and small bags, and Li Chenggong ran at the back.

It was hard for him, a big boss, to pick up the gifts that Niu Geng threw down every few steps, and it was so strenuous to run.

Li Chenggong, who was carrying four or five large pieces of luggage, finally caught up with the two.

Li Chenggong, who caught up with them panting, was completely stunned by the scene in front of him.

This was a scene that the successful man Li Chenggong had never seen before.