Chapter 533 This Moment Has Become Art

Someone called Magic City TV.

"Old Song, there's something wrong with this program. Isn't it smearing our image? This program can't be broadcast!" The other party was accusing him loudly.

Song Ming chuckled and was not in a hurry to speak. He waited until the other party had said enough before he spoke quietly.

"The General Administration gave the approval. If you have any comments, you can go to the General Administration."

The other person was suddenly speechless.

I don’t dare to go to the General Administration if I have any opinions.

I will go back and check according to the phone number, and I will get it right every time.

Song Ming received a lot of phone calls, but he rebuffed them all. If you have any objections, please contact the General Administration.

Now Xu Nuo is the son of the General Administration. He has never seen anyone who can pass all scripts like Xu Nuo.

When "Qiao Li Ming" was handed in, his first reaction was that the book would be thrown away, but Xu promised and Song Ming handed it over.

Unexpectedly, it was actually approved.

The leader in charge of the approval even called him personally and revealed a shocking news: This is what was said above.

This is why Song Ming is so confident. There are people above him supporting him, so he dares to cause chaos!

On the Internet, many people are attracted by "Qiao Li Ming".

It has baggage, is funny enough, and is bold enough to satirize the problem of eating and drinking with public funds to the point.

They haven't seen cross talk like this for many years.

On the stage, Liu Qun was still performing.

"What day is it today?"

Li Zhanshan became impatient, "You are confused, check your calendar!"

Liu Qun raised his hand and pretended to look at the calendar, "I looked at it, Thursday. Oh, there is a line of small words at the bottom."

"What's written?"

"Pavlov's 175th Birthday."

Li Zhanshan added, "It's still an anniversary!"

Crosstalk emphasizes that every sentence has an echo, and this is what Peng Ke does.

Liu Qun beamed, "Whose birthday is it?"

"Pavlov."

"who?"

Li Zhanshan was so angry that he shouted: "Pavlov!"

Liu Qun smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed, "Okay, let's eat him!"

The exaggerated tone made the audience applaud one after another.

Li Zhanshan was shocked, "Eat him?"

"It's Pavlov's theory! It's conditioned reflex!"

Liu Qun gestured, "Just use that dog as a test, and let this dog shed that one - haha!"

"It's a conditioned reflex!"

Liu Qun patted him on the shoulder, "It's always roast duck! Roast duck! I'm almost drooling!"

The audience was very happy to hear it, this cross talk was a bit interesting.

Liu Qun pretended: "Leader."

Li Zhanshan waved his hand and shouted loudly along with the audience: "Colon!"

The audience roared with laughter.

The atmosphere at the venue was extremely lively.

"In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, to further promote science popularization activities, and to commemorate the 175th anniversary of the birth of Pavlov, the famous physiologist of the White Bear Country."

The long list of reasons left everyone speechless.

"Nima, why do these reasons sound so familiar to me?"

"It feels like déjà vu."

Some netizens directly searched the Internet, and what a surprise, countless related news reports popped up, all to commemorate the activities carried out by so-and-so.

These people are of all kinds, including scientists, artists, thinkers, everything you want.

Liu Qun said seriously and gracefully: "Our department has decided to hold a grand commemorative event at the Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant and draw up a budget - Hey, how much does ten roast ducks cost?"

Li Zhanshan: "How many?"

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety!"

"The four of you can eat ten roast ducks, can you?"

Liu Qun put his hands behind his back: "I can't eat, so I'm just walking around!"

"Ah, it's easy to calculate, 350 yuan for one, 3,500 yuan for ten."

At the current price, a roast duck costs several hundred.

Liu Qun laughed and said, "Add 400 yuan for drinks."

"A drink worth four hundred yuan?"

"Drink some good wine!"

"3900 yuan."

Liu Qun raised his voice: "Draw up a budget of 3,900 yuan."

Li Zhanshan tilted his head and said, "Hey, section chief, why do you still need 3,900 yuan? Why don't you just write 4,000 yuan for the whole thing?"

Liu Qun shook his head, "Well, don't waste the country's money. Save a little."

The audience couldn't stop laughing. Damn it. Four people ate 4,000 yuan, which was a month's salary for many people. He still had the nerve to say not to waste it.

Li Zhanshan raised his finger and pointed at him: "Hey! Fortunately, he can still say it! I said this is just a report, can the leadership approve it?"

Liu Qun smacked his lips and said with a smile: "Ah! The roast duck that day was so delicious!"

"That's approved. I dare you to report it because you, the superior leader, are doing it!"

Liu Qun smiled brightly and patted Li Zhanshan on the shoulder, "When you should be embarrassed by your superiors, you still have to..."

As he spoke, Liu Qun suddenly thought of something, and his face suddenly became serious: "But you can't keep a blind eye on me!"

The audience was all amused. Good guy, this is purely a double standard.

In this program, the section chiefs are caught making excuses, but in fact it is not just the section chiefs who do this. There are many such leaders who follow the example and follow the example.

Li Zhanshan said indignantly: "This is where all this scheming comes from. I said, you use public funds to eat and drink in such a clever way, and no one cares about you?"

Liu Qun's smile faded, "No one cares? I don't know how this matter was made known to the higher-level Discipline Inspection Commission. It was investigated and our section chief was ordered to conduct a public inspection."

Li Zhanshan became excited and nodded with satisfaction: "That's right! Let me see how your section chief explains it to everyone!"

Liu Qun clasped his hands behind his back, full of panache, and elongated his tone, much like a leader speaking, "Comrades! Masters! Masters! Comrades! Leaders! Colon!"

The audience roared with laughter. It was amazing that a bag could still be so funny after being used several times and shaking back and forth.

Li Zhanshan looked disgusted: "This is already sick!"

Liu Qun raised his hand and said with a smile: "Everyone welcomes me to do an inspection."

Why did he still smile and welcome during the inspection? Li Zhanshan said sternly: "It's not a welcome, it's an order."

Liu Qun continued to speak in an official tone: "Inspection is possible. As for leading cadres, if there are mistakes, they must be inspected. Mistakes are always inevitable. Some of the problems are misunderstandings and need to be explained."

"Explain to everyone, why are you eating roast duck?"

Liu Qun shook his head: "That day is the 175th anniversary of Pavlov's birth."

Li Zhanshan asked for the audience: "What does this have to do with you?"

"We didn't drink the first glass of wine."

Li Zhanshan was a little confused: "Didn't you drink?"

Liu Qun nodded, with a heavy expression: "It was all sprinkled on the ground."

"What is this for?"

Liu Qun: "To express our condolences, we feel sad that the world has lost such a great scientist."

As he spoke, he paused for a long time, raised his head, blinked hard, and then pretended to wipe his tears.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, this guy is really good at pretending.

Liu Qun looked sad and cried: "Many comrades shed tears during the banquet..."

"What?"

"Halazi!"

Liu Qun said something funny with a sad expression, which made the whole audience laugh.

The audience applauded.

Liu Qun pursed his lips and continued to review: "This has greatly deepened our understanding of conditioned reflexes! After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eating food, drinking wine, and sweating, they learned the names of foreign scientists. I feel cordial and my deeds are remembered firmly. This kind of learning is vivid, lively, novel and affordable. It is visible, smellable, chewy and memorable. I would like to participate in the next activity.”

A long line of dialogue is lively and full of laughter under his wonderful performance. This skill is extraordinary.

There were some spectators who were eating public meals. After thinking about it, they suddenly came back to their senses. It was exactly the same as what they said about the activities!

Too courageous.

Liu Qun's expression was both serious and serious. Those who didn't know better thought he was giving a serious report, "Is it enough to just eat one Pavlov? Shouldn't Michurin eat it? Tens of thousands of them." Scientists need to wait for us to eat slowly. How can so many scientists remember if they don’t eat?”

When it comes to bullshit, no one can beat the leader.

Section Chief Ma, who gave wrong answers to questions a few years ago, taught everyone a hard lesson. If you think he is talking nonsense, it is because he is not good at it, but in fact he is very capable.

Liu Qun said seriously: "Anyway, we have eaten all the foreign scientists, and now we are starting to eat domestic ones."

The audience laughed loudly. How many meals did this require? They had eaten it all over the world.

"Yesterday, we held a grand ceremony in Donglaishun to commemorate the birth of mathematician Chen Jinrun——"

Li Zhanshan stopped him: "Wait a minute? Who?"

"Chen Jinrun."

"Chen Jinrun? As far as I know, he is still alive!"

Liu Qun scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "Ah, I have to eat live ones, I have already eaten dead ones twice."

The audience burst into laughter.

"Yes? I wonder what you would do if you ate them all?"

Liu Qun chuckled: "Ah, then I'll eat you."

The audience burst out laughing, they could eat anything.

"It's just one more report."

Okay, I'll make a report after a meal. How many reports will I need to make?

Li Zhanshan was very angry: "I said, if you use public funds to eat and drink like this, these cadres must be withdrawn!"

Liu Qun put his hands behind his back: "Why do you withdraw from me?"

"You shouldn't withdraw yet!"

Liu Qun was very angry and waved his hands: "I asked everyone to eat like this, and you still withdraw from me?"

Li Zhanshan suddenly realized: "Oh, you let everyone eat like this just to keep your section chief?"

Liu Qun looked sad: "Now that the cadre system has been reformed, everyone votes by secret vote. If you don't vote for me, I can't be a leader. I can't be a leader - colon!"

The audience called him a good guy, he dared to say this!

Li Zhanshan: "Here we go again!"

The cross talk is over, and the Internet has exploded.

He is so bold that he dares to say anything and act on any theme.