Help the Queen of Heaven to Save the Situation, She Lusts After My Body

Chapter 537 The Rise of the Flower Growers

Looking at the familiar name and the unfamiliar information column, everyone was a little confused.

"What is this?"

"Dubbing?"

"Nuoyan always brings us surprises."

The host did not introduce what program this was, and no stars came on stage, so everyone was guessing.

Netizens were even more talking about it.

"I guess it's a small movie!" Someone said.

"What small movie, give me a license plate."

"Good guy, your mind is full of yellow garbage."

"Hey, if Nuoyan and Lin Wanqing don't come out, the ratings will definitely not be able to beat CCTV."

As the biggest highlight of the audience tonight, many people have been waiting for them to score three goals.

Finally, the two of them will sing another duet, which is what everyone expects.

But no one appeared on the stage, which made everyone a little disappointed.

The program began to play on the big screen.

A blue planet with a strong child style made everyone a little bored.

"It turned out to be an animation."

"It looks a bit like it from the name."

"Hey, Nuoyan is confused!"

The director of Yunan Satellite TV was heartbroken.

There was an opportunity to create the myth of the first ratings, but it missed the opportunity because of a wrong decision. This may be the only chance for local satellite TV stations.

Shaanxi Satellite TV has already started to swear, "Fuck it!"

"What a pity." Lizhi TV shook his head, a little disappointed.

Toilet TV smiled but said nothing, "You are still too young."

The smile on Sun Mingcheng's face was a little uncontrollable, "Hahahaha."

Everyone felt that Xu Nuo had made a huge mistake.

There is nothing wrong with having one or two children's programs at the New Year's Eve party, but the programs should at least be around eight o'clock.

At midnight, the children are all asleep. Isn't this just flirting with a blind man.

"That year, there was a beautiful blue star on one side of the universe, and there was a place called Flower Planting Home on it."

The picture changed, and Xu Nuo's voice came out.

The audience was stunned for a moment. What is Flower Planting Home? This animation is about a rabbit planting flowers?

"Too childish."

"Speechless."

"A night of waiting is in vain."

"Let's go."

The picture continued, the blue star enlarged, and an equally childish map appeared.

"Boss Yan and Boss Huang were the first to unify this area, so the residents of the Flower-Growing Family all call themselves Yan and Huang."

In just a few seconds, the background of the story was explained.

The audience almost immediately reacted that the Flower-Growing Family was the Chinese Family, and Boss Yan and Boss Huang were the two emperors Yan and Huang.

"Although, the style of the painting is a bit childish, and my son doesn't watch this kind of animation anymore."

"Indeed, this is the worst animation I have ever seen here."

"Alas, animation is not Nuoyan's strong point after all."

"It's a pity that a good New Year's Eve party could have been made a god, but it was messed up."

"It will be difficult to have such an opportunity in the future."

"A low-level mistake that will be recorded in history."

"No one is without faults, please be considerate."

There is a cute creature in the picture, which looks like a dragon and a snake.

"After many, many years, the First Emperor unified the six kingdoms..."

Some viewers smiled confidently. I guessed it, this is a history show, and it seems to start from Qin Shihuang.

"The ruler of the Flower-Growing Family is called the Emperor..."

A few cute rabbits appeared behind the dragon throne and scattered flowers.

"The old lady got into bed and made me laugh."

"I can't complain anymore."

"What's the matter with the plane?"

"Is Nuoyan going to smash his own sign?"

The scene changed: "Then there are the prosperous times of the Han and Tang Dynasties."

A group of people cheered in the scene, "Friends of Blue Star are honored to pay tribute to the Flower-Growing Family."

The audience smiled knowingly, the Qin Emperor, Han Wu, Tang Taizong, and the Emperor of the Ages were the most mentioned.

It does have some concept of the prosperous times of the year.

Everyone thought that the next thing would be the Song and Ming Dynasties.

That's a little bit off.

However, the scene changed, and under the fireworks, a man with a long braid and wearing Qing Dynasty official uniform stood in front of the railing.

"However, all prosperity is limited."

This scene was a bit unexpected. None of the Song, Yuan, and Ming Dynasties were mentioned, and it actually jumped directly to the Qing Dynasty.

As we all know, the Qing Dynasty is the most difficult dynasty to talk about, because it is too recent and because it is too humiliating.

It can be called the most humiliating dynasty of the Chinese nation in the past 5,000 years.

This period of history is not easy to talk about, and people don't like to watch it.

"It's boring."

"I don't want to watch it anymore."

Many netizens who watched the live broadcast switched to the Internet and began to browse today's hot searches and the like.

The fireworks in the picture suddenly turned into a mushroom cloud, and the people in official uniforms were thrown to the ground.

The audience's heart tightened. Do we really have to talk about that humiliating history?

Is it okay to tell such a story at this point in the New Year's Eve party?

The picture changed again, and the person without a hat sat at the table with a panic face.

Eight animals quarreled at the table, and sneered from time to time.

"I want this, I want this, this is mine, give it to me!"

The audience exploded at once.

"Fuck, "Current Situation Map"!"

"Every time I see this picture, I feel endless anger."

Audiences who are familiar with "Current Situation Map" can easily distinguish who these animals represent.

A chicken said angrily, "Maozi, what do you mean?"

A bear said disdainfully in Northeastern dialect: "I asked for this piece on behalf of my brothers."

The foot basin chicken shouted in a sharp eunuch voice: "Mine, mine!"

"What, you are not convinced?"

"What if you are not convinced?"

"Who is afraid of who!"

The bear and the foot basin chicken fought each other.

It made everyone feel sad, and they were at the mercy of others.

The incompetent and corrupt Qing government could only watch the territory being divided up by them.

"Heartbroken."

"One day..." someone said in the barrage.

He didn't say anything, but everyone understood everything.

"Yes, one day I must..."

Words that destroy unity can only be kept in the heart and cannot be spoken casually.

The Qing government tried to persuade them, but everyone pointed their fists at him.

"Let's talk about it..."

"You have no right to speak!"

As the master, he didn't even have the power to decide anything, and he didn't even have the qualifications to speak. How aggrieved he was.

Some people clenched their fists and wanted to rush up to help.

"Go and pour the tea!" said the foot basin chicken sinisterly.

The Qing Dynasty was rolling and crawling.

The perspective moved, and a figure stood outside the door watching this scene.

Seals were stamped one by one, and pieces of land were divided up.

Although the picture style was very naive, the audience still felt a pang of heartache.

This is not a story, this is a real thing that happened.

The powerful motherland was once at the mercy of others.

The picture perspective switched, and a rabbit with a five-pointed star hat on its head looked at the scene in front of it with tears.

Every time a seal was stamped, it cried a little more.

The name "Year Hare and Those Things" was displayed on the screen again.

The audience suddenly realized that this rabbit was the protagonist of the story.

The image of the rabbit was not easy to understand, but everyone quickly reacted to the five-pointed star hat.

"This is..."

"It turns out to be a story about rabbits."

"I knew that Nuoyan would never miss such a program."

A bald man slowly appeared beside the rabbit, and he said seriously: "Don't you think you can't live like this? Then let's resist together!"

Since we have guessed who the rabbit is, it is easy to guess the image of the rabbit's representative.

The knife flashed, and the Qing Dynasty's braids were cut off and fell to the ground.

For some reason, many viewers' tired hearts began to become hot, and they felt that their blood was boiling.

The bald man and the rabbit drove away the Qing Dynasty, and many people are also familiar with this history.

"I am the new head of the flower-growing family, Mr. Meng, and this is our second head, the rabbit."

The rabbit greeted everyone cutely, "Dear, everyone."

The audience was so happy to see it, it was so cute, and it looked harmless.

"In short, the head has changed, and the rules must also change!" The bald man was domineering and decided to overturn all unequal treaties.

Then there was a burst of artillery fire. The powers had not driven away yet, and the bald men started fighting with the bald men.

The two sides threw bricks at each other. When they were fighting, the mastermind came out from behind the bald man and knocked him out with a stick.

The foot basin chicken joined forces with the Qing Dynasty to attack the bald man.

"I will take over the flower-growing family!" The foot basin chicken said with a grin.

The audience was furious, "What a day!"

"Damn it, kill them!"

The bald man turned over and resisted, but was knocked down by the foot basin chicken.

The rabbit also rushed up to help, and the next second, the two fell together.

At that time, the bald man and the rabbit were no match for the foot basin chicken.

The foot basin chicken, which had once pretended to be respectful and gentle, finally showed its ferocious face.

The foot basin chicken summoned Unit 0 and beat the bald man and the rabbit to a pulp.

Some audience members gritted their teeth and wanted to rush up to help.

The bald man began to call for help, and the bald eagle calmly asked him to wait.

The rabbit and the bald man joined forces to deal with the foot basin chicken.

In the chaos, the chicken was in a panic, attacked from both sides, and fell to the ground.

The chicken, who was ready to fight to the end, began to summon.

At this time, the bald man also summoned the eagle sauce and gave the chicken two best gifts. The eagle sauce, known as the friend of justice, used the little boy and the fat man to set off two fireworks for the chicken.

To say that the chicken is indeed worth learning, the temperature in Hiroshima and Nagasaki that day was as high as 4000 degrees, but they didn't make a sound, they are really tough guys.

From then on, everyone in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was very familiar with each other, and there were acquaintances everywhere.

After the chicken was cooked, the rabbit and the bald man started fighting each other again.

In the end, the bald man left on a boat with scars on his face, and the rabbit won the final victory.

The picture changed and the door opened.

The countdown suddenly appeared on the big screen.

The audience realized that it was already 11:59.

They watched such a childish anime for five minutes and didn't feel bored.

Although childish, it has a magical power.

One rabbit said to another rabbit.

"Dear, are you ready? Although we are the boss now, we must not forget the promise we made in the past."

The two rabbits walked side by side...

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