Chapter 51: Treasure Classmate (Two Updates Combined Into One)

Cao Shen held his head, he wanted to dig out the system and beat it up:

"This editor can only make a connect-the-dots game!"

[It can also make a candy-crush...]

"Why didn't you say it earlier! This is a thing that can only make 2D casual games!"

[No host, you can't say it earlier, I'm a mysterious system. 】

"Bah!"

[Besides, not all casual games can be made.

Mahjong and card games that require players to connect and interact online are not allowed.

PVE and PVP are even more out of the question.

"I'm just kidding, this game can't make bubble popping, fishing master, temple escape, bubble kart, and snake!"

[Yeah, that's right! Host, you found out so quickly that this game editor has no collision engine and numerical system!

Oh, it can't be said that there is no numerical system at all, you can still score by making a connect-the-dots game.]

Cao Shen: "Me!!!"

[Oh, this time the game editor is not allowed to be open source! 】

Hahahaha, I finally got my revenge! This system is so happy!

You killed me last time, and now I have to process data for you every minute and every second every day, and my mind is full of messy things.

Let you use me! You damn thief!

"You want to open source this rubbish! You open source, why don't you go to heaven!

You can afford to lose the system, but I can't afford to lose myself!"

Cao Shen was furious.

At this moment, the phone rang.

Picked it up, it turned out to be the dean.

He dropped out of school, why did he come to me!

The dean was also hesitant and refused to explain clearly, and tried to persuade Cao Shen to come to the school to talk to him face to face.

Cao Shen hung up the phone, okay, go, go out and see the junior brothers and sisters to relax.

Oh, why do you want to see the junior brother?

I must be too angry, junior brother, get out!

Pick up the phone and ask the senior sister to ask the driver to drive.

Zhang Beixin felt that Cao Shen was a little bit off, so he volunteered to be the driver.

Going back to school? I haven't been back for a long time, it's good to go and have a look...

So, the senior sister drove the Phaeton to take the depressed Mr. Cao to the North Gyeonggi Institute of Technology.

The car drove into the campus. North Gyeonggi entered summer early this year. Although it was only May, the early summer atmosphere was already blowing.

Just look at how cool the junior sisters were wearing.

Zhang Beixin was also a little emotional. She dared to wear it when she was a student.

Tank tops, miniskirts, small vests...

These workplace taboos are not too common on campus.

Suddenly I felt that I looked like a monk in a thin white suit, nun...

Looking at Cao Shen's expression, he looked... depressed?

Cao Shen held his forehead, I really thought too much.

North Gyeonggi Institute of Technology, science and technology!

There is a woolen girl!

Even if there are rare ones, their appearance is just like that, without any waves.

Turning to look at the senior sister, it's really not easy, there is actually such an alternative as the senior sister.

Zhang Beixin, who was looking at Cao Shen, saw her junior brother suddenly turn his head to look at her, and pulled her suit:

"Haha, senior sister is old. Junior sisters are still fresh."

Cao Shen shook his head: "Senior sister, college girls are like cherries, beautiful but not delicious. And the ones here are not beautiful either!

Zhang Beixin smiled and said: "Then senior sister is like a tomato, not a fruit in a fruit."

Cao Shen thought for a while: "No, senior sister is like a Long Island iced tea."

Looking ordinary, tasting it, you think it is a sweet drink, but it is actually very easy to get drunk.

Zhang Beixin laughed: "Sure enough, you are an adult, you can't even be a vegetable, you can only be a wine."

Cao Shen smiled and shook his head, senior sister, I don't understand.

The car drove to the building of the Department of Economics and Management, but was blocked.

The crowds of people surrounded it noisily in circles, and many people came here.

The two pulled over and got out of the car.

Zhang Beixin casually called a group of people who came over: "Classmate, what happened?"

"Hey, someone wants to jump off the building! ”

Hmm? I just arrived and caught a big news?

Cao Shen looked carefully and saw that it was Li Hai from the same dormitory. Li Hai also recognized Cao Shen and pulled him:

“Cao Shen, Wang Sizhai is going to jump off the building! Come with me to see!”

Wang Sizhai? Cao Shen recalled that there was a fat guy in the dormitory…

“Why is Wang Sizhai so upset that he wants to jump off the building?” Cao Shen asked while being dragged away by Li Hai.

“Well, he is an online writer.” Li Hai glanced at Zhang Beixin who was following him and winked at Cao Shen.

Helplessly, Li Hai’s eyes were too small and the eye wave signal was too weak. Cao Shen did not receive it and continued to ask:

“What is the inevitable connection between writing online articles and jumping off the building? Even if the writing fails, it won’t be that serious. Just change the street and change the posture to continue to fail.”

Li Hai poked Cao Shen with his arm and said in a low voice: “It’s that kind of website, that kind of article.”

“Oh! Let me see. "Cao Shen finally understood.

Li Hai coughed: "The website has been banned, it's gone."

Cao Shen slapped Li Hai on the head with his backhand: "Take it out quickly and have a look!"

Li Hai then took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket: "In this folder, this txt document..."

Cao Shen opened it: "That's more reasonable, I don't believe you don't save it!"

Quickly browsed: "Fuck, how many words are written here."

Li Hai touched his head: "More than one million words."

Cao Shen walked and read: "Well written, it must be popular, why did you jump off the building?"

Li Hai glanced at Zhang Beixin again:

“The website was banned, he spent a few days in the bureau and was fined.

Return to school and report criticism and expulsion. "

Oh, this is the aftermath of social death.

Cao Shen sent the documents on Li Hai's phone to his mailbox and threw the phone back to Li Hai:

"What a big deal."

Wang Sizhai's writing is quite good, and he drives all the way without any explicit words.

This is probably why he only went in for a few days and then came out.

The writing is excellent, delicate and silky, creating a strong sense of picture and giving readers ample room for imagination.

This is called the art of fucking language!

When I got to the teaching building, I looked up and saw the chubby Wang Sizhai and the department head standing on the top of the tenth floor.

Isn't it because of this that you asked me to come? Impossible.

There is no reason to summon Cao Shen, a distant soldier, to save someone from something like suicide.

Moreover, Cao Shen was not an expert in negotiation. Even though he thought so, Cao Shen took the elevator and climbed up to the rooftop.

My treasured classmate, I must pull it off.

When the department head saw Cao Shen coming, he was startled for a moment, and then said:

"Mr. Cao, please wait for me for a while. I will solve Student Wang's problem first."

Oh, it really wasn't because of Wang Pangpang.

Wang Sizhai was still standing on the edge of the building facing the wind, with a tragic look on his face as if he was about to die, and his legs were trembling in the hot weather.

There are two unfinished bottles of Coke at your feet. People drink to strengthen their courage when they jump off a building. What does it mean when you drink Coke?

Oh, sure enough, there was also a bucket of finished KFC finger-licking original chicken.

Therefore, people really cannot be too fat. It was originally a sad and serious matter, but it was interpreted by Wang Pangpang to give it an informal atmosphere.

This feeling is probably like that of a fat man. Even if he is carefully reading an "Introduction to Symptomous Geometry", you will feel that he is ordering food.

Cao Shen lit a cigarette and took a break.

The head of the department said earnestly: "Student Wang, you want to be more open-minded. It is also the school's rule to expel you from school. You are still very young, you still have a long life, and you still have many possibilities."

Seeing Wang Sizhai, he didn't say anything and stood there motionless.

The head of the department continued: "You don't have to have a college degree. You see you are so strong and your writing skills are very good. There are many other opportunities."

strong? Are you showing him the way to move bricks...

Good writing? Department Chair, have you exposed something?

Suddenly he smelled the smell of smoke coming from Cao Shen's side. He was excited, pointed at Cao Shen and said:

"Yes, yes! Look, Cao Shen, Mr. Cao. He has never graduated or has any academic qualifications! Now he is the CEO of a technology company, an investment bank, and a venture capital company. What kind of incubator is there?

Cao Shen: "..." Before I finished smoking, the gun came.

The head of the department winked hard at Cao Shen, "You're here already, so as a role model, I'd like to give you some words of advice."

Cao Shen walked over to Wang Sizhai in a dignified manner.

Wang Sizhai took a step back and shouted: "You, don't come over! Let me die!"

Cao Shen stood still, blew out a smoke ring at Wang Sizhai, pointed downstairs and said:

"This building only has ten floors. If you want to commit suicide, you should choose the main building. After all, it has twenty floors.

You won't necessarily die if you jump from ten floors, but you will still be in pain.

First of all, if you fall to the ground, your leg bones and arm bones will definitely be broken. This is nothing, it just hurts.

The key is that your ribs are also broken, but the huge impact before breaking will cause the ribs to break and insert into your lungs, stomach, etc.

Holes were poked out of your internal organs, making it difficult to breathe. The contents of your stomach are all leaking out, and there is also gastric acid, which corrodes your internal organs. It makes you gurgling and bubbling, which is probably quite painful.

At this time, there will be internal bleeding, and the fragments of your internal organs will flow out of your nose and mouth, blocking your respiratory system.

Then, you slowly suffocate to death. "

"Wow..." Wang Sizhai cried loudly and rushed towards Cao Shen.

Cao Shen caught the fat man, but before he could throw it away, the cigarette burned a blister on his cheek.

"Wow..." Wang Sizhai shouted even louder.

Cao Shen slapped him and stopped.

"Okay, okay, it's disgusting to have snot and drool on your face." Cao Shen pushed the person away, and the department head quickly came over to catch him.

Cao Shen pinched Wang Sizhai's plump face with two fingers:

"Just expulsion from school, pack up and go to work at my place. Food and accommodation are included, 12,000 yuan a month."

What!

Wang Sizhai and the department head both looked at Cao Shen in disbelief. You must know that it is extremely difficult to find a job at a second-rate university like Hokkaido Institute of Technology these days. Even if the top-notch fresh graduate could get a monthly salary of 4,000 yuan in the first year, which was already pretty good, Cao Shen directly gave him 12,000 yuan!

Not to mention that it is difficult for someone who graduated from Beiqing University to get this price in the first year, and it is not necessarily true for those who have worked for several years.

"Really, really?"

Wang Sizhai and the department director said in unison.

Cao Shen nodded, threw away the cigarette butt and crushed it with his toes: "I'm not short of money."

Therefore, Wang Sizhai decisively abandoned the department head and grabbed his hand, and threw himself into Cao Shen's arms.

He took this fat idiot downstairs and handed him over to Zhang Beixin:

"Sister, please arrange a place for him to live. The company will take care of food and accommodation. The salary is 12,000 yuan a month. He will go to work tomorrow."

"Oh, okay. Let's rent him a small apartment in our office building." Although Zhang Beixin didn't know why Cao Shen recruited Wang Sizhai, his junior brother was always right about people!

For example, Liu Jun, his junior brother invested money and made money immediately.

For example, I feel great.

"Okay!" Cao Shen curled his lips, this is a treasure fat fool, and laughed three times in his heart!

The crisis was resolved, and the dean quickly grabbed Cao Shen: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Cao!"

Cao Shen then remembered that he was called by the dean this time and guessed that there was something "serious".

He was pulled aside by the dean: "Cao Shen, your graduation thesis..."

"Huh? Dear, haven't I applied for withdrawal?"

"Yes, yes, but your situation is special. So the college has decided to give you a special policy after research."

"No, no, just treat me normally, don't make special treatment, it's unfair to others." Cao Shen felt that it must be nothing good.

"No, no, no, you are doing very well in entrepreneurship now, and the country also encourages college students to start their own businesses. You are the role model of our North Ki Polytechnic College, an excellent case!

Therefore, for excellent students like you, we must pay attention to them, set up models, and set an example for juniors.

After research, it was decided that as long as you write a paper related to e-commerce, you can get a degree certificate and graduation certificate immediately."

[He is not in e-commerce, he can't do it without my permission! ] The system was arrogant and boastful.

"But I don't understand e-commerce, and I am not doing e-commerce when I start my own business."

"Isn't your technology website e-commerce?"

"No, there is no transaction."

[Yes, his website does not have a transaction function] The system is very satisfied with its adherence to principles.

"That Jianshen APP?"

"There is no transaction either, it is just a schedule booking system."

[Yes, with me here, he has no chance to trade! ]

"Tongfubao?"

"No transaction, it is just a regulatory account."

[Crap, I found that your department head does not understand e-commerce at all, you have learned it for four years in vain. 】

The dean pursed his lips: "Actually, just write something casually. We don't really read graduation papers anyway."

Cao Shen: "..." Haha, people work hard to find information, copy and paste to make up the word count, and you don't even read it!

Cao Shen originally planned that if this is the case, why not copy and paste the thesis of his senior sister back then?

But suddenly he remembered a certain celebrity in the original world who was exposed and ridiculed because of the thesis problem, and shook his head decisively. If you don't plan for the future, you will have a pit in the near future:

"Dean, I really don't understand e-commerce. I'm just a poor student. You can look through my files and I failed a lot of courses."

You are a poor student, don't I know!

Seeing Cao Shen so unreasonably, the dean was a little depressed.

I wanted to use the e-commerce thesis of Cao Shen, a "successful person", to give the e-commerce major of the School of Economics and Management a gilded reputation.

Swallowing his breath, it's hard to lead students nowadays...

I can only come up with a second idea: "Mr. Cao, there's one more thing. Our college is planning to open a course on entrepreneurship management, and we want to hire you as a visiting professor. This should be no problem."

Although I feel that Cao Shen is not qualified at all, this is the decision of the college leaders.

There is no way to deal with the entrepreneurial fever, the situation is stronger than people.

As for the visiting professor, it's just a title and there is no formal title anyway.

Professor Cao...

"No, no, no," Cao Shen refused decisively.

He added: "Director, I don't have the level and qualifications, so please don't flatter me."

The key is that there is not enough time to complain, so how can there be time to do this!

And teach!

It's not a class for girls from the Film Academy or the Dance Academy!

There are a bunch of ugly junior brothers sitting below, what's the point!

The department head was double-killed and has lost his temper. Think about your own task and muster up the courage to do it again.

"Well... Mr. Cao, this is the case. The employment situation for graduates this year is quite severe. You know so many CEOs of startups. See if there is any opportunity..."

There are two things in this world. Without knowing the ins and outs, it is easy to do bad things with good intentions and ruin one's character.

First, introduce a partner to someone.

Second, introduce an employee to someone.

But, after all, it is the request of his alma mater. Cao Shen has refused twice in a row. He should at least be a human being.

Nodding to Zhang Beixin: "Sister, try to pick a few people. Work as a media editor in Tech Deep Throat or provide services to entrepreneurs in the incubator."

Zhang Beixin understood and smiled at the dean: "We will definitely try our best to help solve the problem. Otherwise, we will hold a special job fair in the school some other day and recruit a few people?"

"Okay, okay!" The dean quickly shook Zhang Beixin's hand: "Oh, Beixin, thank you so much."

She had been paying attention to Cao Shen before, and only then did she realize that Zhang Beixin, the former vice president of the student union and the academic bully who received a scholarship every year, was next to Cao Shen.

She glanced at the two of them. Are they together? No way...

Wang Sizhai went back to the dormitory to pack his things, Zhang Beixin contacted him to find a place to live, and Cao Shen was just wandering around outside the dormitory building.

Cao Shen didn't have any feelings for this alma mater, he didn't graduate from here, he was the original owner who stayed here for almost four years.

And the original owner's memory was like watching a bad movie for him, without any sense of substitution.

But after all, it was a university campus, and this atmosphere could still evoke memories.

Many people's memories of their student days are essentially reminiscing about their lost youth.

And memories always have filters, no matter how ridiculous or even humble they were back then, they become beautiful after being rendered by the filters.

Cao Shen's memories of his youth are full of regrets.

Why don't you have more romances! Why don't you start dating early in junior high school!

Only in the relationship of youth, is it pure, ignorant and reckless like a fool.

And there are not many times in life when you can be a fool without caring about the consequences.

You are happy to give and love, although the situation has changed. After maturity, you realize that you are just playing a one-man show. The feelings you put in are more in a dream you have built and an ideal person.

You like only what you think she is, and a simple feeling of love.

Cao Shen matured late in his previous life. When he realized that he should fall in love, he had already taken over the stage of playing.

Damn, in life, you haven't even experienced secret love, but you have to be smart.

Before Mr. Cao had time to experience the cuteness of women, he had already begun to suffer from the horror of women.

"Cao, Cao Shen?"

Look, the terrible woman has appeared.