Chapter 701 The Auspicious Time Has Arrived

Everyone was stunned when they heard Nanfeng say that the prize money could not be kept, only Ziqiao's eyes lit up and he immediately applauded.

"That's right, according to our hometown saying: this winning money is like picking up something for free, it should be spent immediately, otherwise it will bring disaster if you keep it in your hands.

"Nanfeng, look how unlucky you are now because of this 80,000 yuan."

Ziqiao excitedly stepped forward and came up with a bad idea as expected: "How about this, we hold a luxurious pool party tonight, I guarantee that the whole pool will be filled with bikini beauties."

Yumo nodded with a smile: "It sounds good, I agree, what do you think, Nanfeng?"

Nanfeng smiled when he heard it. He sprained his neck but didn't break his brain. Even Teacher Zeng couldn't jump into such an obvious pit.

"No, I'm not interested in bikini beauties, and the four words [pool party] sound like a feeling of spending all the family wealth. "

He glanced at Ziqiao and said, "I have my own arrangements for the 80,000 yuan. Ziqiao, you have the leisure to care about me, but you might as well think about whether you and Zhang Wei will be as unlucky as I am now if they really win the jackpot."

"Yes, we won the jackpot!"

Zhang Wei was reminded by Nanfeng, and then he remembered that they still had 50 scratch cards to scratch. He hurriedly pulled Ziqiao's arm and urged him.

"Hurry up, Ziqiao, if we delay any longer, we will miss the auspicious time."

"Auspicious~time~?"

Yifei couldn't help but sneer at Zhang Wei and Ziqiao, who were dressed in tattered clothes, and said, "What's the matter? You two beggars are choosing an auspicious time. Are you going to get married?"

"Don't make trouble."

Zhang Wei said, "Today's auspicious time is only more than half an hour left. We have to hurry up and scratch the lottery."

"Auspicious time scratch lottery? "

Yifei and Yumo looked at each other, and now they also felt that Zhang Wei was beginning to be crazy.

Some people look fine on the outside, but they are actually crazy on the inside.

Before they could say anything, Zhang Wei got up and went to the kitchen to bring the stainless steel basin that had been prepared long ago.

"This basin looks so familiar."

Yifei stared at the basin with obvious traces of burning for a moment, and then reacted: "Isn't this the basin I used to burn paper money for my pets before? Zhang Wei, where did you find it?"

"Really?"

Zhang Wei shrugged: "I was wondering how a good basin could be burned like this, that's just right, I'll requisition it."

Yifei asked strangely: "So Zhang Wei...you also want to burn paper money?"

Zhang Wei said confidently: "No, I'm going to burn all the scratch tickets that didn't win the prize later, so that I can burn away the bad luck and be myself again. ”

As a staunch materialist fighter, Yifei sneered at Zhang Wei's metaphysical operation: "Zhang Wei, how come you are more superstitious than Ziqiao and Meijia, two gangsters?"

"Hey, Yifei, don't talk nonsense, we gangsters also have brains."

Ziqiao spread his hands when he heard this, and he silently stepped back a few steps, saying that although he and Zhang Wei were on the same front, he couldn't understand Zhang Wei's brain circuit now.

Yifei crossed her legs, she raised her head slightly, and signaled Zhang Wei and Ziqiao to seize their "auspicious days".

"Come on, I want to see how much money you two unlucky guys can win after a series of operations."

She lowered her head and played with her hair with her fingers, and said with interest: "If you still can't even recover the cost after a long time, don't blame me for using you two as examples in the class meeting to remind my students not to be feudal and superstitious, let alone indulge in gambling. "

Nanfeng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he clapped his hands and said, "Yifei, if you say so, I think the residents' committee can also carry out relevant publicity activities."

"Hiss..."

Ziqiao took a breath when he heard this. Yifei and Nanfeng were clearly here to embarrass him and Zhang Wei.

If they were to publicize the embarrassing deeds of him and Zhang Wei being addicted to gambling and doing stupid things together in the university and the residents' committee, how would he date college students in the future?

How would he chat up the beauties in the apartment bar?

He turned his head to look at Zhang Wei and asked nervously, "Zhang Wei, are you sure about your fancy metaphysical operation?

"Let's not let them laugh at us later!"

"Uh..."

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I'm probably only 50% sure."

[In his inner world, Zhang Wei covered his mouth and whispered. ]

[In fact, I checked these on the Internet last night. I don't know if they are useful or not. ]

[But winning the jackpot is either there or not. 】

[So I told Ziqiao that the probability is 50%, so there shouldn't be any problem, right? 】

"50%?"

Ziqiao glanced at the three people from Nanfeng who were watching the show, knowing that he couldn't back down at this time.

"Damn, it's a bet!"

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said, "Zhang Wei, what do you think we should do next?"

"Oh, oh..."

Zhang Wei picked up the scratch cards on the coffee table, and handed half of them to Ziqiao: "What we need to do next is very simple. We just need to kneel down and worship the wealth position with this stack of scratch cards."

"Today's wealth position is in the north, so we have to face..."

Zhang Wei was stunned, and he looked at Ziqiao blankly: "Which direction is north?"

Zi Qiao's face was ashen, he said self-deprecatingly: "You ask me about this? How can I know which direction is north?"

Yi Fei couldn't help laughing: "You two guys who can't find the north actually want to win the lottery, it's really funny."

Yu Mo covered her mouth and laughed: "Yes, even I know where the north is, you two don't know."

As she said, she began to help Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei point: "Oh, didn't the teacher teach us in class before.

"North up, south down, west left, east right, north must be on the top."

Yu Mo gestured for a while, and finally pointed to the ceiling.

"Ah? ? ? "

Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao had question marks on their faces when they heard this. Although both of them couldn't find the north, the north should not be in the sky, right?

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows, he asked Yu Mo weakly: "Yu Mo, then where do you think the northeast is?"

"Oh, it's said that the north is up, the south is down, the west is left, and the east is right, the northeast must be on the upper right. "

Yu Mo said, pointing to the upper left.

No mistakes, just look at the 6-9 book forum!

Yi Fei immediately put her hand on her forehead when she saw this, and she wailed: "Yu Mo, now I know why you always get lost.

"You can't tell east, west, north, south, or north, and you can't tell up, down, left, or right!"

This person with a severe sense of direction is really hopeless.

"Ah?"

Yu Mo said confusedly: "Did I get the wrong direction again?"

Nan Feng smiled and touched Yu Mo's head: "Be good, you are a person who relies on navigation to go out. Don't help others find the direction next time."

Yu Mo pouted depressedly when he heard this.

Zhang Wei urged, "Okay, tell me where the north is first, or the auspicious time will be over."

"It's easy to find the north."

Nanfeng pointed at himself with a sly smile, "All the buildings in Love Apartment are facing north and south. If you want to kneel down to worship the north, just kneel down towards us."

Yifei nodded solemnly and agreed, "That's right, so kneel down towards us quickly, otherwise you will miss the auspicious time."

Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were struck by lightning when they heard this.

So, if they want to kneel down to worship the wealth position now, they have to worship together with the group of people sitting on the sofa? ! !

Ziqiao asked tentatively, "How about you three... make way first?"

"Yes, yes." Zhang Wei smiled flatteringly, "We will just worship once, and it will be over soon."

Nanfeng and the other two showed ambiguous smiles on their faces. They turned their heads and looked around at the same time, pretending that they didn't hear Ziqiao and Zhang Wei's request.

Zhang Wei saw that soft tactics didn't work, and hard tactics... hard tactics didn't work with Yi Fei here, so he poked Zi Qiao helplessly: "What do you think we should do now?"

Zi Qiao thought about it and said in a deep voice: "How about we just make do with it and kneel down with our eyes closed?"

Zhang Wei was struck by lightning, and he exclaimed: "Zi Qiao, you are so bold? Don't you know that a man's knees are made of gold?"

"I know."

Zi Qiao, who had no sense of moral shame, shrugged: "A man's knees are made of gold, so now is the time for us to cash out."

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this.

"Huh?"

Don't tell me, don't tell me, Zi Qiao's heresy has some truth.

The two looked at each other with extremely complicated expressions, and their straight knees bent and straightened, straightened and bent again.

"No, I really can't kneel down."

Zhang Wei waved his hands repeatedly: "I am the most courageous man in Love Apartment, and money can't distort my noble personality."

"That's right, I, Lu Xiaobu, only just realized that I also have dignity and face."

"No, no, absolutely not."

"That's right, I think it won't matter if I miss a step."

"Yes, yes, sincerity will work, sincerity will work..."

...

Yu Mo saw Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei talking in unison, and couldn't help but feel a strong doubt in her heart.

"That..."

She pointed to the back of the sofa: "If you don't want to worship the three of us, why don't you go around the sofa and continue to worship towards the north?"

Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei were petrified when they heard this.

[Yes. ]

[So what were we just arguing about? ]