Chapter 698: The Most Despicable Person Is Invincible

"Wait!"

Xiaoxian suddenly grabbed Ziqiao tightly, and asked with a vigilant face: "Ziqiao, tell me what you want to do first."

"I remind you, this is my program. If it is messed up because of you, I will fight you to the death."

"Don't worry, Mr. Zeng, we are good brothers, how can I cheat you."

Ziqiao patted his chest and assured: "What I want to do is very simple, and what you need to do is also very simple."

"You just need to let Judy answer my call when you are doing the program tonight."

Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows: "It's... that simple?"

"It's that simple."

Ziqiao patted Xiaoxian's shoulder and said: "And this way you don't have to worry about me doing anything weird."

"Let's take a step back. Even if I accidentally make a big deal, the trouble caused by a listener will never be blamed on you, the host and the program, right? "

"Hmm..."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly, he also felt that what Ziqiao said made sense.

Even if Ziqiao took the wrong medicine and became brain-dead, it was the personal behavior of Ziqiao, a brain-dead listener, what does it have to do with himself as an excellent host?

"Reliable!"

Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows with a lewd look on his face, then stretched out his hand to Ziqiao and said: "Then it's a deal!"

"Don't worry."

Ziqiao smiled and high-fived Zeng Xiaoxian, he vowed: "I am the most reliable person."

"Okay."

He put away the scratch card on the coffee table and stood up: "I have to go to Zhang Wei to share the scratch card first. By the way, didn't Zhang Wei go to work today? Why hasn't he gotten up yet? "

"Let's go, let's go and take a look. "

Xiaoxian took Ziqiao's shoulders and went with him to find Zhang Wei.

The two came to 3604 and saw that Zhang Wei's bedroom door was ajar. They pushed the door open without thinking too much.

"Zhang Wei..."

"Wow~~~"

Xiaoxian and Ziqiao raised their left eyebrows at the same time with an intriguing look.

At this time, Zhang Wei was tied to the bed with one pair of stockings after another, just like Zeng Xiaoxian before.

Zhang Wei was struggling hard on the bed like a wriggling maggot. He wanted to break free from the bondage of the stockings by brute force, but the binding method was specially practiced.

He held back and roared for a long time but couldn't use any strength. He just felt uncomfortable no matter how hard he tried to be tied.

Seeing Ziqiao and Xiaoxian coming, he hurriedly shouted: "Why are you still standing there? Help me untie it quickly!"

"No hurry, we have to know what happened last night. "

Xiaoxian said, and couldn't help poking Zhang Wei's belly that was exposed because of his struggle.

He asked enviously: "Actually, I wanted to ask you when you were naked last time. Zhang Wei, you didn't exercise much. How did you get these abdominal muscles?"

Zhang Wei's already dark face became darker as the bottom of a pot when he heard this: "Teacher Zeng, why do you always like to say such perverted words when I am tied up? You make me feel very insecure!"

"Let's not talk about whether it's abdominal muscles or not, you should help me untie it first!"

He raised his head and roared at Ziqiao and Xiaoxian.

"No hurry, we have to ask again, otherwise what if we accidentally help the evil."

Ziqiao asked with a smile: "Zhang Wei, are you...sleepwalking again?"

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and said with red eyes: "Nonsense! If I wasn't sleepwalking, who would tie me up!"

"Then do you remember what happened when you were sleepwalking, and who tied you up?"

"It's still nonsense! ”

Zhang Wei closed his eyes and kept hitting his head against the pillow: "If I remember what happened at that time, would it still be called sleepwalking!"

"You two bastards, will you help me untie it or not!!!"

Zhang Wei was completely desperate now. Why was he so unlucky? First, he found himself tied up when he woke up in the morning, and then he cried for a long time but no one came to take care of him.

When he was tired of crying, he wanted to try to break free from the restraints by himself, but found that he couldn't untie it by himself.

Now someone finally came to his bedroom, but it turned out to be Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng, two guys who gloated over his misfortune.

[When will my unlucky life end!!!]

"Okay, okay, untie it, untie it. "

Xiaoxian and Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei like this and hurried forward to help him untie the restraints.

After a long while, the two finally pulled off the stockings that tied Zhang Wei.

Ziqiao let out a long breath: "Oh my god, this binding technique is so solid that it always makes me feel familiar."

He poked Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, do you think this binding method is similar to the time when Yifei tied you to the chair before?"

"Yeah."

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his chin and nodded: "It does look very similar, and the stockings used to tie Zhang Wei are also stockings... But didn't Yifei throw away the stockings she used to tie me last time? Does she have so many stockings?"

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows in a lingering manner: "How many stockings do girls have? This is really an intriguing and thought-provoking question. "

"Hey, are you two focusing on the wrong point? "

Zhang Wei, who had been tied up for the whole night, moved his hands and feet and asked dissatisfiedly: "Before you care about these messy things, shouldn't you care about me first?"

"Okay, okay, we will care about you first."

Xiaoxian immediately put on a flattering smile and asked Zhang Wei about his well-being: "Dear Zhang Wei, how do you feel? Is it uncomfortable to be tied up? What do you want to do most now?"

"Actually, I feel fine."

Zhang Wei touched his stomach and said: "It's just that I didn't have breakfast. I spent too much energy yelling and struggling just now... I want to eat instant noodles."

"If you want to eat instant noodles, just eat them."

Zi Qiao pointed to the boxes of instant noodles stacked in the corner of Zhang Wei's wall: "You can't sleepwalk and be tied up, so you want us to cook instant noodles for you, right?"

"No..."

Zhang Wei said embarrassedly: "I want to eat free instant noodles."

No mistake, one post, one content, one book, one forum, one 6, one 9!

"Free instant noodles?"

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "Is there any instant noodles in this world that don't cost money? If you didn't tell me earlier about this good thing, I would want to eat it too!"

"Stupid."

Ziqiao couldn't help but pat Zeng Xiaoxian on the back of his head: "What this guy means is that he doesn't want to spend money on his own instant noodles, and wants us to spend money to treat him to instant noodles."

"Ah?"

Xiaoxian stared at Zhang Wei with wide eyes: "Why?"

"Because..."

Zhang Wei thought about it, he grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's hands and smiled honestly: "Because a good man is you, you are Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Teacher Zeng, a good man as outstanding as you, so tall and majestic, will definitely not be stingy to satisfy such a small wish of mine."

"Hahahaha, that's..."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been scolded by Ziqiao for a whole morning, finally got a full sense of accomplishment from Zhang Wei at this moment.

He narrowed his eyes and patted Zhang Wei with a little coquettishness: "Hate~, why do you always tell the truth, it makes me embarrassed.

"Although I am indeed very good, and I am indeed tall and majestic, I can be called a dragon among men.

"But if you say it so openly, it will make other men feel inferior."

"Oh, low-key, low-key..."

Zhang Wei laughed dryly at the side: "Yes, yes, yes."

"Inferiority?"

Zi Qiao pointed at himself in astonishment. The other men that Teacher Zeng just mentioned "other men feel inferior"... couldn't be talking about himself, right?

Just kidding!

He looked at Zhang Wei with contempt, and his eyes seemed to mean: Zhang Wei, you really lost your moral integrity for a free instant noodles.

"Okay, I've decided."

Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said firmly: "Zhang Wei, I'll buy your instant noodles!"

He turned his head to look at Zi Qiao: "Zi Qiao, you pay the bill."

"Why? ! ! "

Zi Qiao was dumbfounded when he heard this.

He didn't owe Mr. Zeng any money or favors recently, so he really had no reason to help him pay.

And why did Mr. Zeng listen to all the good words and force him to act in front of Zhang Wei, but in the end he got nothing and had to pay to be the sucker?

"Because I bought scratch tickets for you two."

Xiao Xian blinked and said shamelessly: "Fifty scratch tickets, ten yuan each, fifty is five hundred yuan.

"I've already paid 500 yuan, how dare you ask me to pay for instant noodles?"

"Wow!"

Zi Qiao's eyes almost popped out when he heard this: "No, why did you buy those 50 scratch tickets? Don't you know?"

"I don't care. Anyway, I'm poor now and have no money."

Xiao Xian patted Zi Qiao's shoulder and reminded him: "By the way, I haven't eaten since I came back from the live broadcast in the early morning. Remember to buy me a few more buckets of food."

"You..."

Before Zi Qiao could say anything more, Zeng Xiaoxian had already left Zhang Wei's bedroom happily.

"See it."

Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei with an unhappy face: "When it comes to shamelessness and lack of bottom line, you, or should I say we, we are still far away from Teacher Zeng's realm."

Zhang Wei didn't care how far the realm between him and Teacher Zeng was. He just touched his hungry stomach and asked: "What should we do now?"

"What else can we do?"

Zi Qiao said painfully: "I'll go buy it."