Chapter 730 Magical Baby
Except for Xinling, everyone present stared at Ziqiao with murderous aura in their eyes.
Although everyone doesn't understand what Lu Ziqiao wants to do, they are sure that this guy is definitely full again and has nothing to do and wants to do some work.
Guan Gu gritted his teeth, and a cold light burst out from his eyes.
[Lu Ziqiao, what exactly do you want to do? ! ! .
If Xinling hadn't been here, he would have to press Ziqiao against the wall and yelled at his ears to die together.
Zi Qiao blinked at Guan Gu with a smile.
[Don’t be nervous, I just want to improve my seniority in front of Xinling. .
[I have been my eldest nephew for so many years. Today I finally had the opportunity to turn over and be my uncle. Just think of it as satisfying my little wish. .
Guan Gu understood Ziqiao's eyes and he gritted his teeth more and more.
[Lu Ziqiao! You wait for me! .
Ziqiao smiled ambiguously at Guan Gu.
His life philosophy is to be happy first, as for Guan Gu and Youyou's subsequent revenge...
【Who care? .
"Big...uncle?"
Xinling looked at Ziqiao for a long time before he hesitatingly asked, "...so young?"
Zi Qiao lies and doesn't blink for a moment: "Oh, I'm Youyou's thirteenth brother, so of course I look young."
Youyou almost spit out an old blood when she heard this.
"The thirteenth brother?!!"
Xinling was shocked. She covered her chest and laughed dryly, "Zi Qiao, your mother... is quite amazing."
She said it and finally realized something was wrong: "No, since you are Youyou's thirteenth brother, how could you be your uncle?"
"Forehead……"
Zi Qiao thought for a moment, and he shrugged sadly: "This is the tradition of our family, only the generation of living people."
"All the twelve brothers in front of me died, so I was promoted from my uncle to my eldest uncle."
"ah?"
Xinling was stunned, and Youyou even said that Ziqiao said angina pectoris.
Fortunately, she didn't have an uncle, otherwise no matter how many younger brothers her mother had, it wouldn't be enough for her to harm her.
After a while, Xinling reluctantly accepted Ziqiao's statement.
She twitched the corners of her mouth and said, "Your family is very heroic, both traditions and encounters."
"The fate is ill-fated, and there is nothing we can do about it."
Zi Qiao pretended to sigh and wiped the tears of the crocodile at the corner of his eyes: "Life and death have a life. Our family has such a tradition. I hope that future generations can take life and death lightly, and do not care about the dead, but cherish the living relatives. ”
He glanced at Youyou and said in a pretentious manner, "Are you right?"
"My dear...the big niece?"
"right."
Youyou tightened her face, and there were bulging blue veins on her forehead.
[Lu Ziqiao, wait for me! .
[As long as Xin Ling leaves, I will let you feel what my aunt’s care is! ! ! .
"ah!"
Ziqiao felt secretly happy, but his face became more and more sad: "When I think about it, I miss my twelve brothers who have passed away more and more.
"Tang Youyou, hurry up and call me a few uncles to let me heal the pain in my heart."
"Lu Ziqiao!"
Youyou whispered and threatened, "Don't go too far!"
"What words! What words are they called!"
Zi Qiao was sure to be present, and Guan Gu and Youyou would never dare to turn against him.
He raised his throat and said heartbrokenly: "Tang Youyou, is there anyone who speaks to your uncle like this?"
Youyou widened her eyes: "You!"
Zi Qiao hummed and turned her head to look at Xinling: "Xinling, look at my heartless niece."
"She can't even have the respect she deserves to be for her elders. Can she still become a good wife? Good..."
Youyou hurried forward and covered Ziqiao's mouth.
"Big! Uncle! Uncle!"
As an actor, Youyou rarely shows a stiff smile that is inconsistent with the role.
She whispered in a low voice, "Uncle, I'm not good, I will respect you well!"
"Well, that's right."
Ziqiao nodded with satisfaction.
He raised his eyebrows in a rippling voice and said to Youyou in a thin voice like a mosquito and flies: "How is it? Don't you think it's boring to play your true nature, and it's not difficult to challenge at all?"
"I've now made you from a little aunt to a big niece. Do you feel very interesting and challenging?"
"Is the thorn stimulated? Is it unexpected? Is it happy?"
"Exciting! Surprise! Happy!"
Youyou smiled with a smile, thinking that after the matter was over, she should cut off which piece of meat on Qiao's body to serve wine.
"Xin Ling, don't mind."
Seeing that Xinling had been staring at Ziqiao and Youyou's movements, Guan Gu explained to Xinling with a wry smile: "The two of them are about the same age, and they do like to make trouble."
"It's okay, I think it's pretty good."
Xinling smiled, but there was a little sadness in her eyes.
"I think this scene is very happy to have a relative who can talk and laugh with me and play with me."
Guan Gu scratched his head awkwardly when he heard this, and didn't know how to comfort Xinling.
Seeing that the group of them were still standing outside the door, Nanfeng hurriedly reached out and said, "Guan Gu, why are you still standing there? Please sit down first."
"Oh, right."
Guan Gu took Xinling to the sofa, and Xinling saw the baby doll placed on the coffee table by Yu Mo, with his butt facing the sky.
"This is?"
Seeing this, Guan Gu hurried forward and he protected the baby doll into his arms.
"This is my child."
He smiled and stuffed the doll into Youyou's arms.
Youyou instantly entered the role, she stared at Xinling with a smile, and skillfully hugged the child and started shaking it.
Xinling was really stimulated to 0 by the scene in front of him.
She covered her chest and staggered back a few steps. Fortunately, Meijia and Wanyu immediately stepped forward to help.
Seeing this, Zi Qiao, who was behind Xinling, smiled proudly at everyone and pointed his thumb at him complacently.
【How is it, it’s me. 】
[Look at it, is Xinling confused when she saw the baby? 】
[I said that as long as Guan Gu has a child, Xinling will definitely retreat. 】
There is no mistake, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 619, one book, one, one, one, one, one, one, a book!
Everyone quietly compared the middle finger to him, and the smile on Ziqiao's face suddenly calmed down.
With the comfort of everyone, Xinling finally calmed down.
She asked in surprise: "Guan Gu, do you have children? Why haven't I heard you talk about it?"
"Uh... this is an accident."
Meijia helped explain, "You know, it's normal for young couples to get fire when they get shots. Isn't it happening as they wipe them?
"Accidental guns go off fire?"
Xinling said helplessly: "Even if this is the case, you can't just put the baby on the coffee table like this, he will get sick."
"fine."
Yu Mo said, "The doctor said that the hard sleeping place is good for the waist and back."
Xinling was stunned when she heard this: "Just just now, the baby's face was facing down and his back was facing up."
"This is also called... good for his back?"
"Forehead……"
Yu Mo was speechless and could only use his eyes to signal others who could think of the reasons and quickly explain.
Curry Sauce said, "That's right. It's just that because the time for waist support has come, we switched to facial support."
"Face support?!!"
"yes."
Curry Sauce said nonsense: "The doctor said that using your face to push the coffee table can stimulate the development of the baby's nose and eyes, so that the baby will be a handsome guy with a high nose bridge and big eyes in the future."
After she finished speaking, she closed her eyes awkwardly and patted her forehead.
[What the hell am I talking about for such a nonsense? 】
"Yes, is that?"
Xinling listened to everyone's random fabrications and felt that his three views were shaky.
She couldn't figure out whether it was because of the problem with the common sense of parenting in this group of people, or whether she had been in a coma for a year and could no longer keep up with the parenting philosophy of 2016.
Xinling pointed to Youyou and the baby and asked, "What's the matter with Youyou's holding her feet up and head down now?"
Youyou was shocked suddenly, and she looked down at the toy doll in her arms, and then she realized that she had made the baby's head and feet wrong again.
"Depend on!"
Youyou exclaimed and immediately adjusted the baby's position.
Then, she smiled brightly at Xinling and said, "The doctor said... letting blood flow back into the head from time to time will help the baby's brain development."
Xinling's eyes turned dark when she heard this: "Is this what the doctor said?"
Everyone looked at each other, and they knew that the explanations just now were more nonsense, but things had already developed like this. Faced with Xinling's doubts, they had to force their heads to smile and nod.
"Yes!"
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Xinling hesitated for a while, but couldn't help but ask weakly: "Does this doctor have a grudge against you?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
As soon as Xinling finished speaking, everyone's laughter that was even worse than crying suddenly rang out.
"How could it be..."
Everyone said in unison like cuckoos crying blood
Seeing this, Xinling couldn't help but feel dizzy.
With so many explanations just now, the only thing she could confirm is that this baby might have been born after being fired by Guan Gu and his wife.
It was obvious that none of the many people present was ready to take care of the baby.
Xinling reminded tactfully: "Guan Gu, the baby is still very fragile, and the doctor's instructions should also think carefully about whether what he said is right."
Guan Gu laughed dryly: "Don't worry, Xinling. We will pay attention."
"That's good."
Xinling smiled again: "By the way, is the baby a handsome guy or a beautiful girl?"
"Little handsome guy!"
"Little beauty!"
Guan Gu and Youyou said at the same time.
Xinling was completely confused now, and she asked blankly: "Baby has been several months old. You couple don't even know whether he is a man or a woman?"
"Well..."
The two looked at each other, and Youyou sighed long before Xin Ling continued to ask questions.
Youyou looked sad: "Actually, the baby is a bisexual person and has two reproductive systems at the same time."
"ah?!!"
Everyone present exclaimed.