Chapter 750 Ziqiao's New Plan

Everyone laughed for a while, and as they were about to make Yifei laugh, they became honest.

Everyone pursed their lips, look at me, and I look at you, their whole body trembled with laughter.

It looks like a monster, Yifei will even believe such an outrageous setting.

I can only say that she still suffered a loss when she was too young and too simple.

If there was a boy in junior high school confessing his love to her yesterday, he pretended to be like a face-like man the next day and refused to admit his guilt. Yifei could beat him into a faceless man!

Yifei's face turned black and she said angrily: "Xiaoxiao! Is it so funny?!!"

Everyone nodded and shook their heads quickly.

"Not funny, not funny at all."

"Oh."

Seeing this, Yifei felt her trigeminal nerve ached faintly. She gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "If I have the chance to meet that bastard again, I will definitely tear him apart!"

Yu Mo smiled and comforted, "Yifei, the kindergarten children don't know anything. It's normal for them to think about it. Don't worry too much."

"yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a humble manner: "As a child, it is normal for a simple imagination."

"And although that hypothesis of a monster who looks like a face is very nonsense, it can barely explain the matter between the Flash and Xiao Yueyue, which can be regarded as atonement for the sake of the merits."

Yifei curled her lips when she heard this and slapped her thigh angrily.

Nanfeng said: "You can put aside the things that look like monsters first. Now the most important thing is the sharing of rent."

He looked at Yifei: "We are all busy lately. I guess this matter has to be left to you and Teacher Zeng. What are you going to do?"

"What else can I do? Let's continue the interview."

Yifei sighed, then forcibly pretending to be sure to win.

"There are so many days left before the end of the month. As long as we persist, even if the waves wash away the sand, it will be time for me to find gold!"

Xiaoxian sat up in shock when he heard this. He widened his eyes and shouted, "I still need an interview?!!"

She looked up at Xiaoxian: "Does Xian'er, you have any better solutions?"

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian turned his eyes and fell into downtime again when he heard this.

Nanfeng suddenly suggested, "Why must we find a new couple? Can't we digest the couple internally?"

"Eh ..."

Yu Mo, Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao listened to Nanfeng's words, and looked at Yifei and Xiaoxian in unison.

Yifei faced the strange gazes of several people, looking puzzled: "Why are you looking at me like this?"

"……nothing."

Nanfeng and the other two glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian who was still in a downtime and gave up their thoughts at the same time.

Just like Teacher Zeng’s way, it’s useless to help.

Yu Mo thought about it, and suddenly her eyes lit up and she clapped her hands and said, "By the way, if a real couple doesn't work, is there any show for a fake couple?"

Yifei raised her eyebrows when she heard this: "Fake couple... Are you talking about Ziqiao and Meijia before?"

Everyone turned to Ziqiao.

Zi Qiao curled her lips: "Don't look at me. Last time we pretended to be like that, even if I want to, Mika wouldn't be happy."

"That's right."

Everyone thought about it carefully and felt that this method was inappropriate.

The main reason is that except for Ziqiao and Zhang Wei, although everyone is poor and rich, they do not commit fraud for the little rent.

You can't let them be fake couples, right?

Love Apartments also doesn't support homosexuality.

Yifei sighed: "Now it seems that we can only continue the interview first."

She paused and turned her head to stare at Ziqiao: "Everyone has something to do recently, so it's fine if they can't help."

"But you're careless all day long and you're not doing anything. We can't be working, you're just lazy, right?"

"From tomorrow, you will follow us to interview!"

"ah?!!"

When Zi Qiao heard this, she felt like she was lost.

...

In the next few days, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian were forced to interview with a strange couple by Yifei.

Even though the three of them have lowered the standard of sharing a rental, these couples can still impact their crumbling views again and again.

For several days, Yifei and the other three were in a state of straight eyes and a daze.

Seeing that 3601 is about to be relocated, the recruitment of new couples has not improved at all. Zi Qiao, who has been ravaged countless times in the past few days, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"No, I can't stand it!"

In the sunny bar at night, Ziqiao sat next to the bar and put the bottle in his hand heavily on the table.

He shouted loudly, "I want to resist! I must resist!"

Zhang Wei, opposite Ziqiao, was hunched over with a cowardly back. He drank wine and asked carefully: "If you resist, resist. Why should I take me out to drink?"

Before Ziqiao could reply, Zhang Wei started to start a series of accusations: "I explained to you in advance, I'm a smart person."

"I won't foolishly accompany you to resist Yifei just because you invited me to drink."

When Zi Qiao heard this, she looked at Zhang Wei with disdain: "You are not that stupid, can I be so stupid?"

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Then why did you call me over here in the middle of the night? Just to hear you complain?"

"We are good brothers, can't I invite you out for a drink?"

Zi Qiao said as she helped Zhang Wei fill the wine in the glass. He picked up his bottle and clinked the glass with Zhang Wei.

"I argued with you about where Guan Gu and You You were going to move to. I was not very kind. I didn't consider your pitiful salary."

Zhang Wei twitched his lips: "Actually, you don't have to say so many 'little' in one breath."

"It's not important."

Zi Qiao picked up the wine glass again and gestured to Zhang Wei: "We are good brothers, so there is no need to say so many polite words. I'll drink it, you can do whatever you want."

After he finished speaking, he tilted his neck back and took a few big sips, while Zhang Wei took a small sip quite cautiously.

"Hey!"

Zi Qiao said dissatisfiedly: "You are so casual when I tell you to do whatever you want! This is too disrespectful to me!"

"You are a bit strange today, I'd better drink less."

Zhang Wei took a few sips shallowly, his eyes always staring at Zi Qiao.

Zi Qiao, this guy, inexplicably took the initiative to invite him to drink, and apologized to him for the little thing before...

At least he still has a salary, and he doesn't even have a proper job. Isn't it normal to want to make the rent cheaper?

They didn't take this little dispute seriously that night, so what's there to apologize for now?

Ziqiao's behavior is really too abnormal, so abnormal that you can tell at a glance that he is full of bad intentions.

Could it be that this guy doesn't want to continue interviewing weird couples with Yifei, and wants to make a big mistake for himself and solve this problem from the root?

Ziqiao said disapprovingly: "Is my behavior today strange?"

Zhang Wei silently moved his chair a little further away: "It's not strange... You're just short of writing the words [no good intentions] on your face."

Ziqiao blinked, then covered his chest as if changing his face, revealing a look of great grief: "Zhang Wei, I came to apologize to you out of kindness, how could you think of me like this!"

"I'm so sad! So sad!"

"Okay, okay."

Zhang Wei was really annoyed by Ziqiao, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp: "I'm done, now it's all right, right?"

Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up: "Generous!"

He paused, then said: "Actually, I have one more thing I want to tell you..."

"I knew it."

Without waiting for Ziqiao to say anything more, Zhang Wei stood up and turned to leave.

Nanfeng said that if you encounter a senior scammer like Ziqiao who wants to fool you, the best way to deal with it is not to listen, not to think, and just turn around and leave. This can basically help you eliminate 98% of Ziqiao's scams.

The remaining two points are that he is determined to cheat you to death and specially designed a scam for you. In this case, no matter how you operate, it will not make much sense.

But I have no grudges against Ziqiao, so he doesn't have to do this to me, right?

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!"

Ziqiao quickly grabbed Zhang Wei's arm, and he raised three fingers to promise: "I really don't want to cheat you, I promise! I swear!"

"If I want to cheat you this time, I will never, never, never... go to Kaixin.com again!"

Zhang Wei, who had already stopped, shook off Ziqiao's hand after hearing his "poisonous oath" and strode out of the bar.

Seeing this, Ziqiao shouted loudly: "I swear, if I really want to cheat you this time, I will not be able to pick up girls for the whole year!"

Zhang Wei turned around and walked back.

Ziqiao's eyes lit up: "Do you believe me?"

"No, I just came back to get my wine."

While Zhang Wei came back to get the wine, Ziqiao quickly confessed his true purpose.

No mistakes in one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!

"Zhang Wei, I want to express my apology to you, and help you find a girlfriend by the way!"

Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows: "By the way?"

"...Okay, actually I mainly want to help you find a girlfriend, and express my apology by the way."

He approached Zhang Wei, patted Zhang Wei's shoulder with a smile: "How about it, do you feel flattered to have a love saint like me take the initiative to help you find a girlfriend?"

Zhang Wei remained silent, but expressionlessly raised the corners of his mouth with his hand, making a smiling face.

Seeing this, Ziqiao said in dissatisfaction: "No way, Zhang Wei, I'm rushing to help you, can't you be a little more excited and happy?"

"If you are too attentive without any reason, you are either a traitor or a thief."

Zhang Wei shook his head and pushed the half-drunk wine on the bar to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, I appreciate your kindness, I'd better go back and drink milk."

"No."

Ziqiao patted his chest and promised: "This time I will definitely help you match a beautiful woman with fair skin, good temperament, soft body and easy to be seduced!"

"Don't come on, you promised the same thing to the eldest brother before."

"It's been a year and a half, and the eldest brother is still single."

Zhang Wei sighed: "Poor eldest brother, his golden hoop is probably about to smoke."

"Ah?"

Ziqiao was dumbfounded when he heard this.

Zhang Wei paused, then said, "...I'm talking about Sun Wukong."

"Tsk."

Zi Qiao snorted, straightened his back, and said confidently, "The fact that the eldest brother is single has nothing to do with me. It's all because his baby is too young and he's too busy to have time to date."

Zhang Wei clasped his hands together and begged, "I don't have time either. I have to take the bar exam in a few months. If I fail this time, all my promotion and salary increase this year will be gone."

Ziqiao pulled Zhang Wei's sleeve with disdain. He stretched out his finger and said, "You paralegal, how much can you increase in a month even if you get promoted or get a salary increase?"

"As long as you can find a girlfriend to share the rent with yourself, you can save at least this amount every month by renting water and electricity!"

He patted Zhang Wei's chest: "Zhang Wei, think about it very much!"

"Huh?"

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this, and after a while, he realized: "I understand. You just want to help me find a girlfriend who can share with me."

"In this way, I won't compete with you for Guan Gu Youyou, and you won't be forced by Yifei to interview those weird couples every day?"

"You finally figured it out!"

Zi Qiao's face was full of excitement.

He has understood the interviews these days. He wanted to find a couple suitable for sharing a rented couple, and he might as well expect a couple to be ready in their apartment. .

If you are unruly and love freedom, it is definitely impossible to have a long-term partner.

I don’t know when Teacher Zeng’s personality will dare to confess to Yifei.

And even if they are together, the two may not be willing to leave the renovated 3601 and give everyone a couple benefits.

Curry sauce is too young, and if I help her find a boyfriend to live with, everyone will definitely tear off their bones.

After thinking about it, it was the only bachelor Zhang Wei who was the most suitable one in the apartment.

What?

Did he miss someone?

There is no way, I can’t arrange a dog-born companion for Jiang Zhangzi, right?

"How about it, is my idea better than theirs?"

Zi Qiao raised her eyebrows in a swaying manner: "At that time, there will be two couples in our two suites, and no matter which side, there will be no loss, right?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "It makes sense."

"Then do you agree?"

Zhang Wei shook his head.

Zi Qiao was stunned. He couldn't think of a reason for Zhang Wei to refuse: "Why? Do you mean you are not interested in dating now?!!"

"It's not that you don't have any interest, it's really your idea..."

Zhang Wei sighed, "It's sloppy! It's really sloppy!"

"Our old dean taught me that all relationships between men and women that do not aim at marriage can be characterized as hooliganism."

“So?”

Zi Qiao shrugged: "What era is now? Are you still afraid of committing a hooligan crime?"

"But……"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, if you are young!"

Ziqiao whispered loudly: "Zhang Wei, you are a man. If you are a man, you should be simple and crude, free and unrestrained."

Zhang Wei complained weakly: "Simple and crude, free and unrestrained, that's not a man, but Hu Yifei."

"This doesn't matter!"

Zi Qiao straightened her body and entered his [Life Mentor] mode: "Zhang Wei, I ask you, even if all relationships between men and women are aimed at getting married, can you guarantee that you will not empty your savings when you get married?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he felt a sharp sword shining with cold light passing by his chest, and he subconsciously covered his chest.

"Can you guarantee that you won't get divorced after getting married?"

"Can you guarantee that your wife will not have an affair after marriage?"

"Can you guarantee that the child your wife gave birth to is yours?"

"You can guarantee..."

"Stop!"

Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped Ziqiao's deadly questioning and asked him to continue asking, maybe he would have a heart attack on the spot.

Zi Qiao shrugged: "Look, even if you are going to get married, you can't guarantee anything."

"But now as long as you can find a girlfriend who is willing to share your long-term rental with you, you can at least ensure that you can save a rent, water and electricity every month."

He said, picking up the bottle and tilting his head and taking a big mouthful, then wiping the corner of his mouth and continuing, "Besides, women are all very independent now."

"You want to marry them, but they don't want to marry you. From now on, you can do laundry, cook, do housework, and be a nanny for you..."

"Anyway, this is the best time and the worst time."

Ziqiao opened his arms and said, "In this era, whether you want to be as arrogant as me or stick to your old dean's values ​​in the last century depends on yourself."

"Besides, who said that the girlfriend I found for the shared rental will not be able to get married in the future?"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was still silent, Zi Qiao curled her lips: "If you are not happy, I can't force you."

"But tomorrow is Saturday, and you have to take the post for the interview. This is caused by the two of us. There is no reason why I am the only one who suffers."

Zhang Wei's whole body trembled when he heard this, and his mind echoed his complaints between Yifei and Teacher Zeng in the past few days.

"Then what should we do now?"

Zhang Wei asked.