Chapter 747: The Oddities of the Apartment

"Why do you always like to ask nonsense?"

Regarding Zeng Xiaoxian's question, Yifei just gave him a light look: "Today is a working day, everyone has their own things to do, and Ziqiao doesn't know where he has gone."

"Now we are the only two of us in the apartment during the day. We are not responsible for the interview. Do we have to let Jiang Zhangzi take responsibility?"

Xiaoxian yawned when he heard this: "You just had a summer vacation and of course you have nothing to do, but I still have to broadcast it live tonight."

"Don't whine!"

She angrily scolded, "If you hadn't fooled Youyou, she would have decided to hire a couple to share the rent."

"I tell you Zeng Xiaoxian, others can not participate in this matter, but you will definitely not be able to escape!"

"I can't blame me either."

Xiaoxian's eyelids trembled, and he laughed dryly: "I originally just wanted to help Youyou analyze the pros and cons, and then analyze it... I went around myself."

Yifei hugged her chest with one hand and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head with the other hand angrily.

"What I annoyed the most is your sticky and hesitant thinking. Do you think the realistic choice can be the same as in the exam, and everything has a standard correct answer?"

"I'm too lazy to talk to you more nonsense."

She handed the information in her hand to Zeng Xiaoxian: "This is the information about the couples we are going to interview later. You can take a look, the first couple is coming soon."

"So thicker?!!"

Xiaoxian was startled: "Aren't the couples we want to stay in our apartment all hot and scarce, where did you get so many couples and have to interview?"

"This ..."

Yifei's proud look was slightly embarrassed. She hummed and said with little confidence: "The mountain man has his own tricks, of course I have my own way."

"You, you, you...you'll have a good interview!"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded suspiciously. He looked through the couple's information in his hand and only glanced at it, and his eyebrows instantly stood up.

[In the inner world, Yifei looked down at the pile of information in her hand helplessly. .

[She sighed: Of course, normal couples in the apartment are all popular goods. I have been busy for several days and there is not even a young couple who are willing to go upstairs to see the room. .

[At the same time, Nanfeng hugged his chest with his hands and slowly walked over from the side to complain. .

[It’s not because the noise we have made in the past two years is greater and the reputation of the apartment is greater and louder. .

【He counted in detail with his fingers: For example, the violent deadly female devil, the self-known bitch, the severely stingy, the ultimate scumbag, the trash king of gossip, and even when he was angry, he shouted for it. Japanese pervert who committed suicide by separatism...]

[Nan Feng shrugged helplessly: In short, the reputation of our three sixth floors has long been spread in the apartment. .

[The people in the Jianghu gave them nicknames - a gathering place for strange kids! .

[Even if other young couples don’t know us, their scalp will be tingling when they hear the name of our suite, let alone move in. .

[Yifei picked up a mace thicker than her thighs from somewhere, and she said to Nanfeng with a smile. .

[Thank you for your explanation, but you can never explain it in such detail next time. .

【because……】

【It’s very embarrassing! ! ! .

[She said, swinging the baton and hitting hard, directly knocking Nanfeng into a meteor in the sky. .

【ah! ! ! .

[The shrill howl of the south wind echoes in the inner world, and the lingering sound lingers on the beams, for three days. .

【call……】

[Yi Fei let go of the mace, she squatted down and picked up the couple information again. .

[Where did you just talk about it? .

[Oh... I've been busy for several days and there is not even a young couple who are willing to go upstairs to see the room. .

[But people always think of it. Normal couples in the apartment are all popular, so there is a group of couples who are not very normal. .

[I got their relevant information from the Household Commission and agreed on the interview time. .

[Even if they have all kinds of "small" problems, no one is willing to share the rent with them. .

【but! .

[Yi Fei said confidently with her waist: With the tolerance of our group of people, it is entirely possible to find a couple suitable for sharing. .

[She held her head high and paused for several seconds before hunching her back, and said dejectedly. .

[I hope it is. .

...

Even Yifei and Xiaoxian have read the information in advance and are mentally prepared for the couple to be interviewed next.

But the information from the household committee was just a bunch of text without photos. When they saw the first couple coming to the interview, they were still struck by the lightning.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the couple with colorful hair in front of him and extremely eye-catching shape, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

This guy named Saudi Arabia is naked... Uh, he is actually not considered naked.

The person has a blue dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. The old cow is on the waist, the dragon's head is on the chest, and Guan Gong's back is tattooed. At first glance, he is a social person.

The girl named Zhu Liu on the opposite side had a smoky face, and her face was covered with lip nails, earrings, nose nails, eyebrows nails, and tongue nails, which made Yifei and Xiaoxian unable to see her face clearly.

There was no way, the nails on her face were shining as soon as the sun shone. If she could see her face clearly, there would be a ghost.

As a people's teacher, Yifei almost fainted when she saw this situation.

"Zeng Xiaoxian."

She lowered her head and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder heavily.

Yifei gritted her teeth and roared in a voice that only two people could hear, "You, you are responsible for the next interview."

"I'm afraid that if I let me on, the scene will be quite out of control."

Zeng Xiaoxian widened his eyes in shock.

No, is there any need for an interview?

Although the information says that the two are only eighteen years old, just in their clothes, maybe Zi Qiao, who has been in society, has come. In terms of qualifications, he has to bow and shout, "Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law, you are my master, I am your son.”

If they move in, the sixth floor will become a gathering place for strange things.

"Don't look at me like that."

Yifei's forehead leaped wildly: "You just go through the process a little, and then ask them to leave."

"oh."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized when he heard this. He took a deep breath, turned his head and smiled at the couple, "Saudi and Zhu Liu... right?"

“Zhuo (yes).”

Saudi Arabia looked at the sky with a melancholy angle of 45 degrees and said a little bit of Mars.

If Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't been a post-80s generation, he wouldn't know what this guy was talking about.

"Hahaha..."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "It's really good to get your names."

Saudi Arabia, Zhu Liu.

No matter how you look at this name, it’s Ma Fei.

They should clearly be called Sha Matt and Fei Zhu (mainstream)!

"Matt...bah!"

Xiaoxian, who named the wrong name, patted his mouth: "Arab...bah bah bah bah!"

He yelled and went around the part of calling his name: "You two look at the information and it seems that they have just become adults, right?"

"Um."

If Zhu Liu didn't look at her appearance, she would still be a quiet little girl just listening to her voice.

She grabbed Matt's hands and said with a sad face: "Yueliuyue is in the air, Yueliuyue is in the air (the longer you grow up, the more lonely you become, the more uneasy you grow up)."

Matt replied affectionately: "I will be your last harbor."

As the two said, they looked at each other affectionately, pouting and preparing to kiss.

“mua~~~”

"stop!"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled very stiffly. He never expected that in this era, there would be Shamatt and non-mainstream devout believers.

He raised his eyebrows: "We are still interviewing in two directions. Should we... be more formal?"

"oh."

"I have some questions to ask you two, that..."

Xiaoxian thought for a long time, and he asked tentatively: "Do you like to eat sweet tofu brains or salty tofu brains?"

The two looked at each other and replied.

“Sweet.”

“Salty.”

"I'm very sorry, we may not be suitable."

Xiaoxian's mouth twitched with a smile, and he said nonsense: "After all, we hate to eat tofu brain the most."

There is no mistake, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 619, one book, one, one, one, one, one, one, a book!

"ah?!!"

Without waiting for the pair of Shamatt and the non-mainstream to say anything more, Xiaoxian and Yifei already reached out to the door with regret and asked them to leave.

When they left, Xiaoxian and Yifei closed the door with a snap, leaned behind the door and let out a long breath.

"call……"

Yifei patted her chest, and her eyes rolled up so that only the whites of her eyes were left: "Oh my god, who are these people!

"The information given to me by Aunt Wang is so unreliable. Look at how they are like this, how can they simply summarize it with the words [a pair of people in strange costumes in society]!"

Xiaoxian nodded with lingering fear: "That's right, and there is actually a heretic among them who likes to eat salty tofu brains, which is simply unreasonable!"

"What are you talking nonsense? It's obvious that salty tofu brain is orthodox, okay?"

Yifei gave Zeng Xiaoxian a blank look: "What's so delicious about sweet tofu brain? Why don't I eat cakes directly if I want to eat sweets?"

Xiaoxian looked at Yifei in disbelief when he heard this. He gritted his teeth and roared in a low voice: "Heaven! No wonder your cooking skills are so messy. It turns out that you don't understand the taste of normal humans at all!"

"Get out!"

Yifei was too lazy to have a sweet and salty party dispute with this guy, so she sat back on the sofa and looked at the information of the next couple: "My interview schedule is to interview a couple every half hour, and the next couple probably has to wait two times. It won't arrive in more than ten minutes."

"This couple has little problem in terms of information...at least it will not be more eye-catching than the Shamatt and the non-mainstream just now."

Xiaoxian got up after hearing this, and he looked at the information and muttered, "Aunt Wang's evaluation of this couple is: Dove spirit who never fucks internally?"

He looked up at Yifei and said, "What does it mean?"

Yifei shrugged: "How could I know?"

...

Forty minutes later, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian leaned on the sofa boredly, counting their respective eyelashes.

"ah!!!"

Yi Fei had already been full of anger, and finally found that his eyelashes were actually less than Zeng Xiaoxian.

She immediately couldn't bear it anymore and shouted hysterically: "The third couple is almost here, why haven't this second couple come yet?!!"

"It's obvious."

Xiaoxian yawned and said lazily, "We look like we are being pigeoned."

"Even if it's a pigeon, they have to send a message to explain it. How can one do pigeons do this!"

Xiaoxian glanced at Fei and said, "Then how do you think you should be a pigeon?"

"Send you a leave note, saying that you have something to do to ask for a day off?"

"But I haven't even received a leave note now!"

Yifei picked up her cell phone angrily: "I don't reply to send a message, and I don't answer the phone. What's this attitude!"

As she said that, she called the second couple again, and called twice if she didn't answer once, and three times if she didn't answer twice.

Yifei cursed and beaten twelve times. Even Yue Fei should come back after receiving twelve gold medals. As a result, the couple did not react at all.

It was not until the thirteenth time that the phone was connected.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing! I don't know we are sleeping!"

"After calling so many times, are you qualified?"

Before Yi Fei could speak, the opponent was already aggressively provoking troops to punish him: "Break, beat, beat, beat, are you urging your life or collecting your debt!"

"Everyone is adult, don't you understand the basic social etiquette?"

"We didn't say we couldn't go, if you're late, just wait."

"Just with your patience, no wonder you have to spend time together with others!"

Yifei was so angry that she was so angry that her nostrils were smoking. She pointed at herself tremblingly, and she was just worried about opening her mouth to breathe.

"Calm down, calm down."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Yifei's back and comforted him, "We are senior intellectuals, and we don't have the same knowledge as them."

Before Yifei could fight back, he said sarcastically on the other end of the phone: "What is the most important thing in sharing a living? It is tolerance!"

"We didn't say we couldn't go, we were late for a while, and you were just making a phone call like a debt collector."

"This is just our test for you. You can't tolerate such a small test. Then, wouldn't you live in dire straits with you in the future?"

"Bah, really!"

The other party hung up the phone directly.

Yifei and Xiaoxian's pupils dilated when they were criticized, and they instantly petrified.

After a while, Yifei murmured to himself, "He scolded me?"

"He? Swears me?"

"He~ dares to scold me?!!"

Yifei said, then opened her big hand angrily and slapped at the tea table.

"Hahaha..."

Seeing this, Xiaoxian's eyes were straightened. He hugged Yifei with both hands and raised his arms that were about to fall, thus saving the life of the 3602 coffee table.

Based on his understanding of Yifei, the entire coffee table just now would not even have a piece of fragment larger than the fingernail.

"Feifei, Xiaofeifei, Feifeifei."

Xiaoxian laughed dryly and said, "You calm down first. Actually, this is a good thing, at least, at least..."

"At least we all understand what [the pigeon spirit who never interferes with it] is now right?"

"Hahaha..."

Yifei gritted her teeth and smiled darkly, her screaming like a banshee wailing in hell.

"Yes, they are no longer internal friction. Isn't this throwing all the mistakes to me!"

"Address! Address! There must be their address on the information!"

As she said that, she reached out to get the information on the coffee table. Seeing this, Xiaoxian was quick-witted and hugged Yifei directly, stretched out her legs to kick the information far away.

"Yi Fei calm down!"

"Calm down Ichiki!"

Xiaoxian from Fujian was so panicked that he couldn't even speak Mandarin well.

"Let me go! Let me go!"

Yifei's eyes were red and she shouted with her teeth and claws: "It's fine if she doesn't even feel guilty at all, but she dares to scold me in the opposite direction!"

"It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable!"

"I'm going to kill them! Kill them!"

"I'm going to kill them all!!!"