Chapter 714 The Star of Death Is Particularly Bright Tonight (Update)

When Meijia brought the popcorn, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were still calling each other "My beloved concubine" and "Your Majesty".

Seeing how "loving and sweet" they were, Meijia excitedly took out her phone to record.

Ziqiao reached for the popcorn bucket in Meijia's arms, but was slapped back by Meijia.

Meijia protected her food and said, "This is mine!"

"Hey, are you being reasonable?" Ziqiao was shocked, "I bought this, okay!"

"Then I don't care." She snorted and said, "Anyway, what comes to me is mine!"

"Okay, okay."

Ziqiao waved his hands helplessly. He was not very interested in popcorn, so it was fine if Meijia didn't let him eat it.

He yawned, poked Meijia and asked, "Hey, you just found a job a few days ago, why are you doing part-time jobs?

"You didn't work as Guan Gu's life assistant for a year and a half, and in the end you didn't save a penny, did you? "

Mei Jia snorted, "Don't worry about it. No matter how poor I am, I won't borrow money from a pauper like you."

[In her inner world, Mei Jia held a pen in one hand and held up her notebook with the other hand.]

[Actually, I am rich. I hid money in my bedroom and apartment in very hidden places.]

[In order to prevent myself from forgetting, I also specially wrote down all the places where I hid money in my notebook with code words.]

[She paused, then bit the pen in distress: It's just that the place where I hid the money was too hidden. I searched for several days but didn't find much money.]

[As for the code words in my notebook... These code words were all made up by me at the time. I made it up, and now I can't remember any of it. ]

[Mei Jia patted her head with the notebook: Why didn't I think of designing a code to decipher the code for me when I hid the money? ]

[Forget it, in order to avoid running out of money while looking for a job, I'd better go out and do a part-time job as soon as possible. ]

[But what does this code mean? ]

Zi Qiao patted Mei Jia's shoulder and said, "Mei Jia, don't say that I don't protect you. If you have no money, tell me, I..."

Mei Jia's eyes flashed with a touch of emotion: "What do you mean? Do you think you, a poor guy, have money to lend me?"

"That's not the case."

Zi Qiao smiled meanly: "But I can introduce you to scientific experiments that make money quickly, and I only need to take 10% of the interest from you.

"How about it, isn't it a good deal?"

Mei Jia's face darkened when she heard this, and the look she gave Zi Qiao was like a fine needle hidden in cotton.

She knew that this stubborn guy was unreliable!

"Thank you."

Mei Jia stuffed a handful of popcorn expressionlessly, and said vaguely: "I don't need it."

Zi Qiao knew that Mei Jia was angry again when she saw her like this: "Look at you, you don't know what's good for you again, right? I'm afraid you can't find a job and have no money to pay the rent."

He sighed: "I wanted to shine my heart on the moon, but the moon was blind."

Mei Jia snorted and said three words lightly.

"Rulai God..."

Zi Qiao was so scared that he jumped back. He bowed to Mei Jia without saying a word: "I'm sorry! I was wrong!

"Lady, please show mercy!"

"Tsk."

Mei Jia didn't even look at Zi Qiao, but just said lightly: "Get out of here, don't disturb me watching the show here! "

Zi Qiao tentatively raised his head slightly, and seeing that Mei Jia didn't really want to slap him, he then leaned forward again with a frown on his face.

"Mei Jia, I'm not saying anything bad about you, you've been in the underworld for so many years, why are you still flying around like a fly when looking for a job?

"For people like us who have no education, no background, and no connections, we can only look for our own strengths and advantages to find a job.

"Look at you, you are obviously bad at math, but you still want to be a waiter and a salesperson. Aren't you just sick?"

"Oh, you're really amazing. You, an unemployed vagrant, still have the nerve to teach people how to find a job."

Mei Jia rolled her eyes at Zi Qiao: "Lv Zi Qiao, is this your line?"

"Tsk, I saw that you've been working part-time on night shifts until this point these days, so I was kind enough to remind you a few words. "

Zi Qiao raised his head high: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer the consequences. "

Mei Jia snorted, but after thinking about it, she found that although Zi Qiao's previous words were indeed inhumane, his latter words made some sense.

"Specialties and advantages..."

She bit her finger and pondered: "What are my specialties and advantages? I can't go to someone else's house to be a life assistant or nanny, right?"

"You..."

Zi Qiao lowered his head and looked at Mei Jia carefully. He curled his lips and said: "You... only have hair specialties left."

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Mei Jia was furious when she heard it. She raised her palm high and pressed towards Zi Qiao aggressively.

Just when she wanted to give this bastard a third taste of the Buddha's Palm, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, who were originally in Zi Qiao's bedroom, finally had a new situation.

"My beloved concubine, I hate it!"

"My great Qing Empire is over like this. I am unwilling, unwilling! "

After venting his frustration to his beloved concubine, Zhang Wei wiped his tears and said viciously: "This is all because of that vicious, cruel, cunning, vicious, extremely evil, and hated by both humans and gods. "

"Hu! Yi! Fei!"

"Hiccup~~~, Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian burped and said happily: "I love Yifei, I really love Yifei."

Mika hesitated for less than a second before putting down her slap. She happily held her popcorn and took a few steps closer to the "Emperor of the Destroyed Kingdom".

Anyway, I still have a lot of Tathagata's magic palms left, so I can beat Zi Qiao at any time if I want to beat him.

But if Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei missed this melon, there would be no next time.

Regarding Xiaoxian's answer, Zhang Wei gave Xiaoxian a thumbs up and praised him, "You have a good look at me, but in fact, I actually like Liu Yifei very much."

Xiaoxian shook his head, closed his eyes and corrected loudly like a child, "It's Yifei, not Yifei!"

"What?!!"

Zhang Wei was shocked: "You actually like the female devil who destroyed our empire!"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Your Majesty is not monogamy you mentioned. It is not illegal to have a husband and a wife at the same time."

"Okay."

When Mika heard this, she couldn't help but complain, "Teacher Zeng, you didn't remember anything else when you got drunk last time, just remember this deadly monogamy."

After hearing Xiaoxian's words, Zhang Wei really rubbed his chin and nodded, "Well, what my beloved concubine said is reasonable.

"Only such a unique man in the world can become my beloved concubine."

Zi Qiao and Mika were stunned when they heard this. Mika was even shocked to the point that several popcorns filled with their mouths fell out.

"Good guy, what a good guy."

He turned his head to look at Mika and asked without any expectations: "Do you know which emperor Zhang Wei was in ancient times?"

Meijia chewed the popcorn in her mouth. She thought seriously for a long time before she swears: "King Zhou of Shang!"

"Please do you have any culture?"

Ziqiao glanced at Meijia in disgust: "Even I know that King Zhou of Shang likes foxes, not men!"

Mika snorted, "A man is at least a human being, and a fox is not even a human being."

"That's right."

Zi Qiao yawned, and Meijia continued to see how His Majesty Zhang Wei should deal with the matter of his beloved concubine falling in love with the female devil Hu Yifei.

Zhang Wei patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "Love, you like this female devil so much. So, does this female devil like you?"

Zhang Wei's words directly broke the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian's defense. He sat there for several seconds, and his eyes gradually covered with a layer of mist.

"I don't know, I don't know..."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the sky and cried loudly, "I really don't know."

Zhang Wei gently carried Zeng Xiaoxian into his arms and comforted him: "Love concubine, don't be sad. You are a peerless and cowardly man who is as flirtatious as you, with a slutty, dirty, flattering, and undecisive way. How could anyone not be fascinated by you?"

There is no mistake, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 619, one book, one, one, one, one, one, one, a book!

"hiss……"

Zi Qiao took a deep breath and widened his eyes: "Zhang Wei said...is this a fucking praising thing?!!"

"Um."

Mika instinctively continued to stuff popcorn into her mouth, and she nodded in agreement with Ziqiao's thoughts.

If anyone dared to praise her like this, she would definitely swing her arm and slapped her hard.

However, no matter what Zi Qiao and Meijia were thinking, Zeng Xiaoxian squinted his eyes very much after listening to Zhang Wei's "praise", and showed a brilliant and infatuated smile.

But soon, Zeng Xiaoxian said aggrievedly again: "Since I am so good, why didn't Hu Yifei confess her love to me?"

Zi Qiao: (⊙﹏⊙)…

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙)…

It’s abolished, and Teacher Zeng is completely abolished.

He dared to confess his love to Yifei when he was drunk last time. Now he is drunk and wants Yifei to confess to him?

Pooh! This time I must have been a fake wine!

"That's Hu Yifei, the female devil, she is not a human being, she has no heart at all!"

Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, said angrily: "How could she steal my huge empire if she feels a little sympathetic!"

Xiaoxian was shocked: "Yifei is not a human being, she has no heart..."

He was stunned for a while, then he couldn't help looking up at the sky and burst into tears: "Hu Yifei, you don't confess to me. You are not a human being! You have no heart!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Zhang Wei focused his head, and there was a faint crying voice in his voice: "Yes, Hu Yifei is not a human being! She has no heart at all!"

Two men who were severely hurt by Yifei looked at each other. After confirming that the other party was the right person, they once hugged each other and let sadness flow into a river.

One of these two people is drunk and the other sleepwalking; the other is for their relationship and the other is for their own room.

But now they were shouting the same person's name repeatedly.

"Yi Fei!"

"Yi Fei!!"

"Yi Fei!!!"

Zhang Wei: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Xiaoxian: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Ah~~~"

The scene in front of me directly made Ziqiao and Meijia stand up all over their bodies, and they had goose bumps all over the floor.

The two of them were so disgusted that their teeth were trembling, and they couldn't even say a complete sentence for a while.

Before they could continue to complain, Zhang Wei erected his chest and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back: "My beloved concubine, we cannot be sad. Sadness cannot change the current tragic fact."

He said righteously and passionately: "We are all men. Men should not cry here, but find ways to take back our territory and beloved women!"

"That makes sense."

Zeng Xiaoxian burped and asked: "Then what should we do now?"

"Sun Tzu's Art of War says: Take the enemy by surprise and attack them when they are unprepared.

"What we have to do now is to seize the time when the female devil is least prepared and give her a fatal blow!"

Zhang Wei was clearly sleepwalking, but a wise light flashed in his distracted eyes.

"When is the female devil most unprepared?"

Xiaoxian shook his head, looking confused.

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia's eyelids twitched wildly, and the two looked at each other silently, confirming that the answer in each other's heart was the same as their own.

[Could it be...]

[No way...]

Zhang Wei clenched his fists and shouted: "That's right, it's when she is sleeping! Now! ”

He patted Xiaoxian's shoulder heavily: "I have decided, my beloved concubine, we will go to attack Hu Yifei tonight!

"As long as you can capture Hu Yifei, I will reward her to you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, and her drunken eyes suddenly lit up with dazzling light.

Without waiting for Zeng Xiaoxian to speak, Zhang Wei raised his fist and roared: "Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

...

Under Zhang Wei's highly inspiring and energetic slogans, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but raise his fist and shout.

"Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Attack the female devil at night! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"What?!!"

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia had already fallen into a daze when they heard Zhang Wei propose to attack Yifei at night, and their mouths were so wide that they could swallow their fists.

The two felt thunder rolling over their heads, and lightning struck them directly.

When they came to their senses, they were shocked to find that Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian had rushed out of the bedroom without knowing when.

They shouted slogans and ran towards 3604 with the determination to win.

[Oh my God...]

[Oh my God! ]

[Oh my! God! God! God! ! ! ]

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia looked up blankly, and their eyes seemed to see the stars in the night sky through the ceiling.

The death star tonight seemed particularly bright.