Chapter 717 Zeng Xiaoxian, a Coward to the End (Updated)

The huge noise of 3603 finally woke up Wanyu and Nanfeng who were sleeping soundly.

Although Nanfeng was in a soundproof room, the soundproofing was not silent after all. If he couldn't wake up after such a big noise of "Optimus Prime's death", it would be unreasonable.

When they learned that Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were so bold as to dare to attack Hu Yifei at night, their reactions were no less calm than everyone else.

They even couldn't help but take out their mobile phones to check whether April Fool's Day this year was early.

When Nanfeng and Wanyu heard that Zeng Xiaoxian had kissed Yifei, they felt for a moment that the end of the world was coming.

Although the word "forced kiss" could indeed happen to them, no matter who knew Yifei and Xiaoxian, the first thing they thought of was Yifei kissing Xiaoxian.

Teacher Zeng was usually a passive person, but I didn't expect that after getting drunk, he could be so strong and proactive in pursuing Yifei.

Otherwise... from tomorrow on, let's just put white wine in his thermos cup.

To be honest, everything that happened tonight sounds particularly absurd, but there have been so many absurd and bizarre things that happened in the Love Apartment, and tonight's few are no exception.

Nanfeng and Wanyu just confirmed the facts a little bit, and then quickly accepted what happened tonight.

They even felt a little regretful in their hearts. If they had known that tonight was the battle of the gods, they should not have gone to bed so early.

Although Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were unconscious, Yifei could not really beat them to death no matter how angry she was.

When the two woke up tomorrow, they would only feel that every inch of their muscles were like running a complete Tour de France marathon.

The soreness and pain should be enough to remind them not to raid a girl's bedroom at night again.

Even if the girl is equal to two men, it's not okay!

Among the three heads of the Love Apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian is unconscious. Yifei wants to peel off the skin of these two people and use it to make lanterns. Now the remaining Nanfeng can only arrange the follow-up of the battle of the gods tonight.

Under Nanfeng's arrangement, Meijia, Youyou and Curry Sauce are responsible for helping Zhanbo stack up the scattered cartons on the ground.

Of course, it takes too much time to put these cartons back in place and let "Optimus Prime" revive again.

The four of them now only need to stack the cartons into a wall to help Zhanbo block the wind, light and sound.

Guan Gu and Ziqiao are responsible for carrying the two unconscious guys on the ground to 3604 and sending them to Xiaoxian's temporary bedroom, so that the fallen emperor and empress can sleep on the same bed like last time.

Eh?

It seems that Zhang Wei has been going around for a long time, and the most suitable person to live in the same bedroom with him is actually... Zeng Xiaoxian?

As for the remaining Yumo and Wanyu, their mission is too important.

The two of them have to be responsible for calming down the furious Yifei, at least to reduce her anger to the extent that she will not commit a second attack when she sees Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei wake up tomorrow morning.

As for whether Yifei will continue to pursue their night attack behavior... that depends on Yifei's own decision.

It's not that everyone doesn't want to help Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, but it's really hard for them to persuade Yifei to be magnanimous in such a matter.

Whether it's drunken or sleepwalking, no matter how excusable it is, it's outrageous for two grown men to attack a girl at night.

Even if Yifei's skills can't be harmed anyway, she didn't practice this skill to use it as an excuse for these two guys to attack at night.

As a third party, Nanfeng and the others did think a little more carefully to ensure fairness and justice, and Yifei, as the person involved, was not too angry about the night attack.

Or when she found out that Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were sleepwalking and drunk, her anger was mostly gone.

What really made Yifei angry was their hot-blooded combo.

One took damage and strengthened control, and the other attacked and dealt damage. Just tell me whether these two guys were wicked or not!

Not to mention that Zeng Xiaoxian, the bastard, was responsible for strong control or... or...

Yifei got angry when she thought about it!

She couldn't understand why she didn't use a flash to blow him away at that time?

It was really strange!

Looking at Yifei's angry look of wanting to cut Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei into pieces, Yumo and Wanyu really couldn't tell Yifei: In fact, Mr. Zeng really likes you, and he should have really wanted to confess to you just now.

And this is why Nanfeng only sent Yumo and Wanyu, two girls with high emotional intelligence, to appease Yifei. If it was Meijia, Youyou and Curry Sauce, the three of them would probably talk about the fact that Mr. Zeng liked Yifei.

Yifei is such a proud and strong person. If you tell her the truth at this time, it will only have the opposite effect and make her look down on Zeng Xiaoxian even more.

[He dares not confess when he is sober, and only dares to confess when he is drunk. ]

[What kind of man is this! ]

So after hinting Yumo and Wanyu to take Yifei away, Nanfeng hurriedly emphasized the importance of confidentiality to the rest of the people, especially Meijia, Youyou and Curry Sauce, and asked them not to reveal the truth casually.

What if Yifei mistakenly thought that Teacher Zeng was so cowardly that he didn't even dare to confess, and had to find someone to hint to her... This would backfire.

Whoever made the mistake would be responsible for solving it.

When they thought about dealing with the complicated relationship between Yifei and Mr. Zeng, everyone waved their hands, thinking that Mr. Zeng had to confess his love.

Besides, love still requires both parties to take the initiative to move towards each other, rather than being pushed forward by everyone.

No matter how good their relationship is, at most they can only run errands and assist like Guan Gu Youyou and Zhan Bo Wan Yu.

But according to the current situation, who knows when these two awkward guys will take the initiative to move towards each other next time?

…

Yu Mo and Wan Yu tried their best to talk, and their lips were almost worn out. Yifei agreed to wait until Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei woke up and talk to them properly, and she would never take action right away.

At this time, Zhan Bo's temporary residence had been rebuilt. Although the current appearance is completely different from the previous Optimus Prime, everyone has limited time and energy, so they can only deal with it like this for the time being.

It was already early in the morning when Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian decided to attack at night. When everyone finished all the messy things, the sky was just turning pale.

Fortunately, today was Saturday, so the exhausted people had time to go back to the bedroom and fall asleep.

So everyone slept like this until this afternoon.

…

On Saturday afternoon, Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei woke up in each other's arms again.

After nearly half a minute of silence, the two people's earth-shattering screams suddenly came from the small bedroom.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

…

Half an hour later, Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei learned from Yu Mo what they had done.

Zhang Wei bit his hand with horror and said, "Oh my God, we actually attacked Hu Yifei at night! I even hit her?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so scared that he collapsed on the sofa: "Oh my God, we actually attacked Hu Yifei at night! I even kissed her?!"

"Uh... you are better."

No mistake, one post, one content, one book, one forum!

Zhang Wei gloated and laughed, he suddenly felt that he was not so scared anymore.

"It's already this time, and you still have the nerve to laugh at me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sat up suddenly, and he screamed like crazy: "I said why I'm in so much pain, this hurts, that hurts, and it hurts everywhere all over my body!"

"This is Yifei's revenge on me! She hates me!"

"I kissed her forcefully, and she wanted to kill me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian crossed his arms and said with a sad face: "I'm still alive now, purely because she thinks it's too easy for me to just kill me like this!"

"She wants to torture me! Humiliate me! Play with me!"

Xiaoxian winked and cried: "She wants to beat me to death!!!"

Zhang Wei originally thought that this is a society ruled by law, and Yifei would not go too far with them no matter how cruel she was.

As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian's infectious cry directly broke Zhang Wei's defense and made him doubt his life. He scratched his whole body and was so scared that he even wanted to vomit.

"Torture?!!"

"Humiliation?!!"

"Playing?!!"

Zhang Wei couldn't help but think of the third-rate web drama he saw last night - "Love O2O".

[Waiting for an immortal online, very anxious. 】

"Go play somewhere else!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly changed his face and gently slapped Zhang Wei's head away: "If Yifei wants to torture, humiliate, or play, she should find me, why are you getting involved!"

Zhang Wei was shocked, he couldn't help but swear: "Teacher Zeng, are you a masochist or a real bitch?"

"You're also going to grab this?!!"

Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at him: "What do you care!"

"That..."

Yu Mo saw that the two of them were singing in unison like a crosstalk, and it was not until this moment that she had the opportunity to interrupt: "Teacher Zeng, I don't think you need to worry too much.

"In fact, when you forcefully kissed Yifei, she... didn't react much, she just looked confused.

"Later, Yifei thought you kissed her to cooperate with Zhang Wei's sneak attack, so she wanted to kill you."

"So what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head frantically, grinning and said: "I can't tell Yifei that I'm not cooperating with Zhang Wei to play a sneak attack, I'm just kissing her forcefully, right?!!"

Yumo said with a smile: "You can take this opportunity to confess to her directly."

"No, no, absolutely not!"

As long as Xiaoxian is not drunk, he will be more cowardly than anyone else: "Yumo, you also said that I confessed to Yifei last night and she didn't believe it at all, and she threw me directly on Optimus Prime.

"What if, what if she still doesn't believe it this time and thinks I just want to reduce my guilt?"

Yumo's mouth twitched uncontrollably when she heard this, and she said unhappily: "Teacher Zeng, do you think Yifei is a fool?"

"She didn't believe it once, but she still doesn't believe it twice?

"Even if she doesn't believe you after two confessions, you can confess to her for the third time. She will have to believe that you are sincere."

"No! No! Really not, Yumo!"

Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively thought of the worst outcome: "What if she rejects me? What if we can't even be friends anymore?"

"What if she not only rejects me, but we can't even be friends anymore, and she even wants to kill me?"

He stood up in a panic and said, "I'm sorry, Yumo.

"I really can't stay in Love Apartment now. I have to withdraw. We will see you in the next life."

Xiaoxian said that he was about to run out of the door, but as soon as he rushed out of the door, he happened to run into a female head-on.