Chapter 711: Completely Confused Generational Order
Yu Mo shrugged and explained, "Actually, my parents are thinking too much. I told them that I have a boyfriend and they don't believe it. Knowing that Nanfeng is four or five years younger than me, I was even more scared.
"I have no choice but to take Nanfeng back and let them take a look."
Youyou was confused when she heard this, so she said: "I was so scared to death? Why?"
Yu Mo said ashamed: "They just fear that I will be deceived. They thought Nanfeng was the kind of young man who just graduated from college and wanted to be with a rich woman."
"Hahaha……"
Youyou laughed loudly when she heard this: "Yu Mo, you didn't tell your parents about Nanfeng's family and work."
"I said it, but they don't believe it."
Yu Mo curled his lips: "They always think that I just look smart and have a goddess-like appearance. In fact, I am just a love brain that likes excitement and romance. I will be deceived by men at will."
She snorted, “That’s true, she can’t even believe her daughter.
"I am an independent woman in the new era, so how could I be so easily deceived."
Yu Mo turned his head and looked at Youyou: "Youyou, are you right?"
"Um."
Youyou nodded seriously: "It's better for your parents to see their daughter accurately."
"long!"
Yu Mo pouted and said, "Do you think I'm prone to being deceived by men?"
Youyou blinked: "No, I mean, my uncle and aunt are not wrong to say that you are a romantic brain that likes excitement and romance."
Yu Mo thought about it and nodded slightly, "That's... just pretend they were half right."
Yu Mo and Youyou put their suitcases back into the bedroom, and they returned to the living room.
After a while, Mika ran back excitedly with a large bucket of popcorn.
"The time for gossip is here!"
She sat on the sofa with her butt, and Youyou, sitting next to Yu Mo like two door gods on the left and right.
Meijia asked anxiously, "How is it, how is it? Yu Mo, did you and Nanfeng go back to see the parents smoothly?"
Youyou quickly agreed, "Yes, right, is it going well?"
Yu Mo's expression condensed when she heard this, and she sighed deeply.
"well."
"ah?!!"
The smiles on Youyou and Mika's faces slowly restrained, and Mika asked weakly, "Didn't it be smooth?"
"It shouldn't be..."
Although they asked Yu Mo and Nanfeng if they were going back to see the parents, this was just a cliché used to start the article. From the beginning to the end, they didn't think that it would be possible that they would see the parents.
Nanfeng's conditions can almost crush 99% of the men of the same age, and Yu Mo's parents have no reason to look down on him.
"Actually, we went back to see the parents this time... something went wrong."
Yu Mo continued to sigh, "To be honest, we escaped when they were not paying attention."
"Escape back?!!"
Youyou said in surprise: "Yu Mo, your parents want to break up the couple."
Yu Mo smiled helplessly: "No, but if we don't escape, you probably will be able to attend our wedding next month."
"Nani?!!"
Mika and Youyou were dumbfounded when they heard this, and their eyes almost glared out.
Yu Mo spread his hands and complained there: "I have never seen a woman's parents who are as anxious as them. Nanfeng and I have only been dating for a month, and my parents want to help us get married first. .
"If I could get married early, it would be even better for them to have a granddaughter."
She paused and said very edible, "And since Nanfeng came to my house, my status as a baby girl has instantly been pulled.
"My parents are really too double-standard, just like Nanfeng is their own son, and I am just the child bride they bought.
"Mika, Youyou, do you think they are annoying?"
"Um."
Listening to Yu Mo's seemingly complaining but actually showing off his harsh words, Mika and Youyou nodded with murderous intent.
"It's really annoying!"
"It's so annoying!"
The two gritted their teeth and looked at each other, and their chests were filled with rage at Yu Mo.
Fortunately, they were so scared that they thought Nanfeng and Yu Mo saw that their parents were really not going well, but they didn't expect that Yu Mo also learned bad things from Nanfeng and actually learned to talk badly about their mentality.
But Yu Mo really felt that his parents were partial to him, and he was even better to Nanfeng than to him.
She snorted, "Right, I think they are very annoying..."
"We're talking about you!!!"
Unbearable, Youyou and Mika roared at Yu Mo.
"ah?"
Yu Mo blinked, but for a moment he didn't realize why Mika and Youyou were angry.
...
That night, at the sunny bar, everyone raised their glasses to celebrate happily.
"Welcome Nanfeng and Yu Mo to see their parents come back!"
It was clearly Nan Feng and Yu Mo who went to see the parents, but Yifei seemed happier than anyone else.
She asked happily, "Nanfeng, Yu Mo has taken you to see her parents. When will you take Yu Mo back to your hometown to see the old man and the others?"
Nanfeng smiled and said, "You also know that the journey from my hometown to the apartment is one day. If Yu Mo is willing, I plan to take her back when the May Day holiday."
He paused, turned his head and asked Yu Mo with a smile: "So you want to?"
Yu Mo patted Nanfeng's arm angrily: "What do you think?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone laughed happily.
While stuffing the snacks from the bar into his mouth, Curry Sauce asked vaguely: "Teacher Nanfeng, did anything happen to you that impressed you when you went to Sister Yumo's house this time?"
Nanfeng and Yumo were stunned when they heard this, and both of them showed embarrassed expressions on their faces.
"Huh?"
When everyone saw Nanfeng and Yumo like this, they immediately became interested.
They asked with burning eyes: "Tell me, tell me, what happened?"
"This..."
Nanfeng said vaguely: "Forget it, it's embarrassing to say it out."
When everyone heard the word "shameful", they became more excited.
"Tell me quickly!"
Mei Jia said with sparkling eyes: "If there is anything embarrassing or unhappy, you should say it out, so that we can all be happy together."
"Yes!"
Everyone nodded repeatedly.
"This..."
Nanfeng and Yumo looked at each other, and they both sighed at the same time.
Yu Mo said, "Well, there's nothing to say, it's just that my dad drank too much."
Everyone was confused, so they asked directly, "He drank too much, and then what?"
"Yes."
No mistakes, one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!
Xiao Xian smiled slyly, "Being drunk is just the reason, and what happens next is the key.
"Since you've decided to say it, can you please be quick?"
Nan Feng moved his lips slightly, as if he wanted to say something but stopped.
He waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'll show you."
Nan Feng pointed to Zhan Bo beside him and said, "From now on, I am Yu Mo's father, and you are me.
"Zhan Bo, you don't need to say anything or do anything later, just quietly act as [Nan Feng], do you understand?"
Zhan Bo nodded, he was not so simple that he couldn't understand such a simple instruction.
"Very good."
Nanfeng then held Zhanbo's hands tightly. He suddenly burped and his eyes gradually became blurred.
"Nan, Nanfeng..."
"No, little brother!"
Guan Gu raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Little brother?"
Nanfeng, who played Yumo's father, patted Zhanbo's shoulder with tears in his eyes: "Little brother, I am grateful to you.
"Look at my Yumo, lazy and greedy, sloppy and directionless, spends money lavishly, has no memory, and knows how to dress up her pile of skin care products all day long.
"Do you think her constant skin care is useful?"
"The best skin care product in the world is youth."
Nanfeng waved his hands, covered his mouth and almost cried: "If it weren't for you, my good daughter would almost hit her own hand.
"Little brother, I won't say anything, I am grateful to you!
"Today we will swear an oath of blood and become sworn brothers!"
Everyone stared at Yumo with a strange look on their faces after seeing Nanfeng's performance.
Yumo covered her face in embarrassment. At this moment, she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
[Asshole Nanfeng! ]
[I said "there is nothing that cannot be said", but you can't act it out for me in detail! ! ]
[This is really embarrassing! ! ! ]
Wanyu poked Yumo and asked: "What Nanfeng played... is all true?"
Yumo lowered his head and squeezed out a voice from his throat and said: "Almost, almost..."
Nanfeng continued to pat Zhanbo's hand and said earnestly: "Nanfeng, although my Yumo has a lot of problems, I have never been willing to hit or scold him since he was a child.
"I hold him in my hands for fear of dropping him, and I hold him in my mouth for fear of melting him.
"I know that whether a relationship can last depends on your sincerity and fate.
"Brother, I don't ask you to promise to be loyal to Yumo forever. I only ask you to cherish each other when you are in love. If you don't love each other anymore, you can also part ways amicably.
"At least, at least don't make her too sad.
"If you don't like her anymore, let her go home. This home will always be her home.
"Brother, I beg you, I beg you..."
Nanfeng is indeed a professional voice actor. Even if he didn't deliberately imitate Yumo's father's voice, he still made Yumo's father's emotions vivid.
Everyone couldn't help but sigh when listening to Nanfeng's words, and they only sighed at the pitiful hearts of parents in the world.
Yumo recalled the scene of that night when he listened. His father's plea and Nanfeng's promise were still ringing in his ears.
Nanfeng paused, as if he was listening carefully to the promise and guarantee of "Nanfeng" on the other side.
After a long while, Nanfeng said with relief: "Okay, okay, in this case, I am relieved."
"Nanfeng, from now on, I will leave Yumo to you to take care of. I hope you can love her, care about her like I do."
"From today on, we will go our separate ways. You call me uncle, and I call you brother!"
"You and Yumo? Can't you two just go your separate ways?"
"You call her wife, and she calls you uncle!"
Then Nanfeng turned his head to look at Yumo, and shouted in the tone of Yumo's father that night: "Yumo, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and call uncle!"
"Uncle?!!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard this.
Nanfeng withdrew his hand and withdrew from the role of Yumo's father.
He shrugged and said helplessly: "The expressions of Yumo and I at that time... were exactly the same as yours now."
Yumo rubbed his face and said embarrassedly: "My dad is almost like me when he is drunk, he just keeps talking nonsense."
Nanfeng sighed: "It was because of the misunderstanding last night that the two of us secretly rushed back early in the morning, otherwise I really don’t know how to face my good brother...
"Bah, it’s uncle!"
"Actually, I think it’s okay."
Zeng Xiaoxian held back his laughter and said seriously: "Nanfeng, you should think like this, you originally just wanted a wife, now buy one get one free and give you a big niece, you are not losing out. ”
“Hahahaha, hahahaha…”
Everyone couldn’t hold back their laughter after hearing Xiaoxian’s words.
As they laughed, Zhanbo suddenly raised his hand and asked a question.
“It is known that Sister Yumo and my sister are good sisters, my sister is Nanfeng’s junior sister, and Nanfeng is now Sister Yumo’s uncle, so who among the three of them is the oldest now?”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and now they couldn’t laugh out loud.
They all lowered their heads and followed Meijia to count on their fingers: “One seven equals seven, two sevens equals forty-eight, March 8th Women’s Day, May 1st Labor Day, June 1st Children’s Day…”
“Why are the generations of the three of you so messed up!!!”