Chapter 712 Guan Gu Is Miraculously Out!

Chapter 712 Guan Gu magic-out!

"Oh, just mess around, just mess around, anyway, everyone will discuss their own things."

Nanfeng waved his hand and said disrespectfully: "Wan Yu, Zhang Wei, Guan Gu and the other three are drunk and they are sworn brothers with my old man. If this is discussed, it will be even more chaotic."

Wan Yu, Zhang Wei, Guan Gu looked embarrassed when he heard this.

"I won't talk about this anymore, tell me what you have done in the past few days."

Nanfeng looked at Meijia: "Meijia, how are you looking for a new job?"

"Forehead……"

Mika smirked and said, “It’s great, it’s good.

"I just recently discovered that I have a talent for marketing. As long as it is something I sell, customers will be interested in learning about it."

"It's great."

Yu Mo asked, "Why don't you continue to be a salesperson?"

Meijia stammered and said in a low voice: "The main reason is that I miscalculated the price after the discount. I sold a bunch of things, and in the end the boss would lose money..."

Everyone was silent when they heard this.

Xiaoxian suggested, "Mijia, why don't we try to avoid numbers-related careers next time we look for a job?"

Ziqiao patted Guan Gu on the shoulder, and he pointed at the Sang and scolded Huaihuai, "Guan Gu, it's all your fault. You actually let this guy do it again, causing the fools to flow into the employment market!"

"Nani?"

Guan Gu said unconvincedly: "What does this have to do with me?"

"Lu Ziqiao, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Mika threw a pillow at Ziqiao in anger and said, "At least I'm still looking for a job seriously. It's better than if you just got a little better than if you were still trying to attract female fans!"

Zi Qiao said shamelessly: "What do you know? I'm a market research... I just didn't do well in research and accidentally met my former boss."

"Get out!"

Everyone looked at Ziqiao expressionlessly, and expressed their contempt to him with words and gestures.

"By the way, I know that Zhang Wei lost the right to use his room."

Yu Mo looked at Zhang Wei: "Now Nanfeng is back, Zhang Wei, where are you planning to live?"

"I don't know."

Zhang Wei shook his head and said weakly, "I originally planned to sleep on the sofa, but I don't have a quilt."

Nan Feng said speechlessly: "You lost the quilt?"

Zhang Wei nodded embarrassedly.

South Wind: (ˉ▽ˉ;)

"Forget it, there are some spare quilts in my bedroom, but Zhang Wei, are you sure you want to sleep on the sofa?"

Nanfeng glanced and said worriedly, "Zhang Wei, you sleepwalking in the Maldives and jumped into the sea, and you can still send you back, but if you sleepwalking in the living room, do you expect the crooked tree downstairs to install two Will the wheel come to pick you up?”

Zhang Wei was stunned, as if he had already thought of the scene of himself sleeping on the building in the middle of the night.

He shuddered: "After Nanfeng, you said this, I dare not sleep alone.

"Or...who among you guys can make me squeeze tonight?"

Nanfeng, Zhan Bo, Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and Guan Gu looked at each other after hearing this.

Xiaoxian was the first to get up and run away: "I'm back late, I'll have to do a live broadcast tonight."

Nanfeng and Ziqiao grinned at Zhang Wei: "See you back."

The two of them ran away in an instant.

Zhan Bo and Guan Gu saw Nanfeng and others rush out of the bar gate and thought about leaving, but it was too late.

Zhang Wei grabbed the arms of the two, and showed a flattering smile on his face: "Zhan Bo, Guan Gu, you are my best friends, you will definitely not leave me alone, right?"

"this……"

Guan Gu looked at Zhanbo.

Zhan Bo waved his hands repeatedly, and he firmly refused, "No! Absolutely not!"

"Zhang Wei has tortured me all night. If anyone of you let me take responsibility again tonight, if Zhang Wei doesn't jump off the building, it will be my turn to jump off the building!"

Guan Gu's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this. It was so firm that Zhan Bo, the honest child, refused so firmly. It seemed that Zhang Wei was really a sin last night.

"All right."

He nodded helplessly and agreed, hoping that Zhang Wei could calm down tonight.

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"Zhang Wei, can you calm down tonight?"

In Guan Gu's bedroom, he looked at Zhang Wei with a blank expression: "Are you curious about my calves?"

"Feel sorry."

Zhang Wei scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, "This is the first time I slept in the same bed with someone else. I feel quite excited, and Guan Gu, your bed and calves are very soft..."

"Stop, I'm not interested in your first time, nor do I want you to be interested in my calves!"

Guan Gu gave Zhang Wei a blank look: "And this is not your first time. Your Majesty Zhang Wei, have you forgotten your beloved concubine Xiaoxian?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and recalled the tragic experience of waking up and finding Teacher Zeng asleep beside him.

"Forget it, let's go to bed."

He closed his eyes and prepared to rest, but in less than three seconds he turned his head and looked at Guan Gu: "Have You Youyou said your calves are very soft?"

"No, because she is not as perverted as you!"

Guan Gu's forehead leaped wildly: "Zhang Wei, I beg you, just go to bed!"

"oh."

Zhang Wei leaned on Guan Gu's shoulder, closed his eyes obediently, and his face was filled with a perverted smile of "Zhang Wei".

Guangu: o_o

"Guan Guan, I discovered a special online drama!"

Youyou pushed the door in with one hand in her laptop, and her excited expression suddenly stopped when she saw Zhang Wei snuggling on Guan Gu's shoulder.

Somehow, Youyou suddenly felt that the particularly awesome web drama seemed not that great either.

She asked with a weird look, "You two are sure they are just sleeping together, not sleeping together?"

"long!"

Guan Gu sat up instantly, and Zhang Wei's head hit the mattress.

"It's nothing to do with me, it's Zhang Wei, he..."

"It's OK, it's normal, it's normal."

Youyou waved your hand calmly and said, "Compared to the scene where we girls share the same bed, are you there?"

Zhang Wei sat up and asked curiously: "What is the picture of you girls sleeping in the same bed?"

"Zhang Wei, go to your sleep!"

Guan Gu pushed Zhang Wei expressionlessly, then smiled brightly at Youyou, "Dear, what kind of online drama is so sweet."

"It's this one - "A Smile Sex Is Deadly Deadly."

"It's nice to have a smile on your face?"

Guan Gu was stunned when he heard this: "Are the names of online dramas now popular with Chinese and Western styles?"

"It's not nice, it's just to be patient!"

Youyou said excitedly: "The heroine of this story, Tang Weiwei, is an extra actor who has an immortal body and can't die no matter how hard he dies.

"How is this setting, isn't it awesome?"

"Um."

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei looked at each other, and they nodded together.

This setting sounds like Youyou.

"Yes, Guan Guan, I'll tell you this show is amazing!"

Youyou subconsciously wanted to get into the quilt in Guangu as usual. However, looking at Zhang Wei in the quilt, Youyou still asked hesitantly: "Guanguan, otherwise you can go to my room and let's watch together?"

"OK."

Guan Gu, who was desperate, quickly got up, but was pulled back by the rope wrapped around his hands and Zhang Wei.

Youyou then realized that Zhang Wei and Guan Gu's hands were tightly wrapped by a red rope: "Are you?"

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "If I sleepwalking again at night, Guan Gu will notice it."

There is no mistake, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 619, one book, one, one, one, one, one, one, a book!

Guan Gu pulled the corner of his mouth: "Yes, I hope I can hold him by then, instead of being pulled away by him."

"That's how it is."

Youyou asked, "What should we do now?"

"Don't worry, my dear, you just need to wait for me to untie the rope."

Guan Gu said as he started to untickle the rope, but after he untied it for a long time, he became tighter and tighter.

He couldn't help but angrily, "Zhang Wei, you are crazy, why are you tied so tightly?"

Zhang Wei looked for granted: "Didn't you say that I was very strong when sleepwalking? Of course, I had to tie it tightly, otherwise what if I was broken free?"

"Then me ..."

Guan Gu patted his forehead in a collapsed state: "Forget it, I'd better go get scissors."

Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly: "Actually, there is no need to be so troublesome. I am quite interested in the TV series Youyou said.

"Why... the three of us together?"

Guan Gu's eyes widened: "The three of us?"

Youyou's face was full of strangeness: "Together?"

Nympho

As the picture changed, the three of them were already in a bed.

Guan Gu in the middle sighed holding the laptop, his whole face full of helplessness.

Now his left shoulder is resting on Youyou's head, and his right shoulder is resting on Zhang Wei's huge head.

This bed is not big, so these two people squeezed them as sandwich cookies.

"Guan Guan..."

Although Youyou had deliberately told herself not to look at Zhang Wei next to Guan Gu, she always felt a little awkward: "Do you feel that our current atmosphere is weird?"

"No."

Before Guan Gu could reply, Zhang Wei smiled and replied: "I think the atmosphere is very good now, especially ~ very ~ peace of mind."

"hehe."'

Youyou smiled awkwardly: "Just assured, just worry..."

Zhang Wei didn't realize the strange atmosphere between the three of them, and still said happily: "Hurry, the TV has begun, let's watch TV quietly."

"……good."

Guan Gu and Youyou nodded.

Nympho

Five minutes later, as the plot progressed, Guan Gu and Youyou were already immersed in the atmosphere of watching the play, completely ignoring Zhang Wei on the side.

After pulling Guan Gu's sleeves, she said excitedly: "Guan Gu, look, the female chief has signed the domineering president's contract."

"yes."

Guan Gu bit his finger and said nervously: "If this contract is signed, the heroine will be at the mercy of others in her life."

Zhang Wei said suddenly: "No, Article 109 of the Civil Code of the People's Republic of China stipulates that the personal freedom and personal dignity of natural persons are protected by law.

"Another Article 153: Civil legal acts that violate the mandatory provisions of laws and administrative regulations are invalid.

"So, even if you sign 10,000 copies, you can only use it as toilet paper."

Guan Gu: (ˉ▽ˉ;)

Youyou: (ˉ▽ˉ;)

When Youyou heard this, the nervous and nervous expression on her face collapsed instantly.

She said in a low tone: "I suddenly feel that the plot is not nervous and exciting at all."

Guan Gu said with a dark face: "So I."

Nympho

In the next half hour.

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"If someone illegally detains others or illegally deprives others of their personal freedom by other methods, he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, detention, control or deprivation of political rights. Those who have circumstances of beating or insulting shall be punished more severely.

Nympho

"Roasting households will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than ten years, life imprisonment or death penalty, and a fine or confiscation of property."

Nympho

"The crime of causing death by negligence shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than seven years; if the circumstances are minor, the crime shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years."

Nympho

Zhang Wei twitched the corners of his mouth and sighed, "The characters in this TV series are per capita extrajudicial madman. Fortunately, the heroine is immortal, otherwise the grass on her grave would be related to the valley."

"This is outrageous!"

"Zhang Wei!"

Guan Gu, who could not bear it, gritted his teeth and said, "This is just a third-rate online drama. Can you stop catching all these people in the plot and committing any crimes!"

"Yeah?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "Okay, then I won't say it."

He was silent for less than five seconds, and then suddenly asked Youyou: "By the way, Youyou, do you know that Guan Gu's calves are particularly soft?"

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙)…

Guan Gu: (╯▔蓝▔)╯! ! !

[In the inner world, Guan Gu, wearing a green dinosaur pajamas, grabbed his long dinosaur tail and thrust at Zhang Wei. .

[It was not until he had a great time that he kicked Zhang Wei away and put on his dinosaur head cover. .

【ah! ! ! .

[The flames spurted out from Guan Gu's mouth, and in an instant, Zhang Wei, who was full of horror, burned to charcoal. .

"ah!!!"

Guan Gu pulled Zhang Wei to get up, and he roared almost madly: "I can't stand it anymore! I really can't stand it anymore!"

"Lu Ziqiao!"

"Lu Ziqiao!!"

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"