Chapter 699 Beggar Brothers (Wish You All a Happy Winter Solstice)
“Ah~~~”
"Cool!!!"
At the dining table at 3604, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei touched their bulging belly, leaned comfortably on the back of the chair with their eyes closed and burped.
"belch……"
The two looked at each other and slapped each other happily.
"Perfect."
"That's perfect!!!"
Ziqiao had a sallow face, and his eyes looked at Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei as if these two guys owed him five million.
"When you two think everything is perfect, don't you think about me at all?"
"No, I can't figure it out."
Zi Qiao said as she pointed at the buckets of instant noodles on the table with only soup left: "You two don't usually have a lot of appetite, why have you eaten more than a dozen buckets of instant noodles in one breath now?"
He gritted his teeth and said, "You guys deliberately kill me, right?"
"No, no at all."
Zhang Wei burped while touching his stomach and said slowly, "I just struggled in bed for a whole morning, so I need to replenish more energy."
Zeng Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes and smiled silly: "Don't look at me, I'm even worse than Zhang Wei.
"I broadcast live for one night until I haven't eaten anything just now. It's almost starving me to death."
"Do you think I'll believe the lies between you two?"
Ziqiao said angrily: "I just think you two are reincarnated as starving ghosts, but I have never seen a starving ghost who only eats noodles and does not drink soup."
"Hehehehe."
Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei did not defend themselves when they heard this, but just showed a innocent and innocent smile at Zi Qiao.
There are not many opportunities to let Ziqiao pay for money. Since they have met, of course they should seize it.
Thinking of this, the two of them picked up the noodle soup and took a sip.
The human stomach is an emotional organ. As long as you feel good, you can drink another sip of soup even if you eat too much.
"Pooh!"
Ziqiao spat in dissatisfaction: "Okay, just think I'm unlucky and meet you two shameless guys.
"You two are waiting for me. One day I will replace your Master Kong instant noodles with Kang Shuaifu!"
He angrily patted the stack of scratch music on the table and pushed them in front of Zhang Wei.
"Zhang Wei, these are the fifty scratch cards that Teacher Zeng has bet to lose to us. According to our previous agreement, each person has twenty-five ones."
Zi Qiao waved his hand and said generously: "I will carry forward the spirit of humility, how about you choose first?"
When Zhang Wei heard the word "choose", he froze in an instant, and the bright smile on his face slowly disappeared.
"hiss……"
Zhang Wei's eyes were as cold as ice cone, which made Ziqiao feel very panicked when he saw it.
He hurriedly explained, "Don't get me wrong. I don't want to use your unlucky attributes of [no matter how you choose it, you will get the wrong answers] to help me pick out twenty-five wrong answers."
"I'm just, just..."
Seeing Zhang Wei staring at him with a serious face, Ziqiao's voice became smaller and smaller.
Finally, he admitted helplessly, "Okay, I admit that I think so."
Zhang Wei smiled angrily: "Lu Ziqiao, you should treat me as an unjust seed, right?"
"Zhang Wei! Calm down! Listen to me first!"
Seeing Zhang Wei getting furious, Zi Qiao hurriedly said, "Your unlucky attribute [will make mistakes no matter how you choose] is just a guess. It is not certain whether it exists or not.
"Maybe yesterday was the lucky day of Nanfeng, and he has his own strong luck?"
Ziqiao smiled and came to Zhang Wei's side: "So we need to isolate the unstable factor of the south wind, repeat and conduct a lot of tests.
"In this way, you can know whether it is your unlucky or is it just Nanfeng's luck, right?"
Zhang Wei's eyes flashed frequently when he heard this, obviously he had listened to Ziqiao's words carefully.
"Take a step back, if your unlucky attribute really exists, we have to find a way to use it, right?"
"Yes, use it."
Zhang Wei said dissatisfied: "So you plan to sacrifice me to let you win the jackpot yourself?
"Why is it me who charges and fights against the thunder every time? Are you here to enjoy the fruits?"
"Why am I just sitting there and enjoying the fruits?"
Ziqiao spread his hands and said, "At least this idea is what I think, and it can help you verify your unlucky attributes. Zhang Wei, you are not losing money."
"I don't care."
Zhang Wei said without thinking: "I am absolutely absolutely sure and will never make wedding dresses for others."
"Hey, Zhang Wei, I won't take you like this."
Zi Qiao widened her eyes: "Zhang Wei, do you know that as long as your unlucky attribute test is successful, the reverse reversal is equivalent to everyone in our apartment being able to win the jackpot.
"I'm considering the overall situation, you have to sacrifice for the collective benefit."
Zhang Wei curled his lips: "So you thirteen of the fourteen people in the apartment are collective, and I am the one who was sacrificed?"
Zi Qiao was dumbfounded when he heard this. He pointed at Zhang Wei angrily and said, "Zhang Wei, you actually miss me that way.
"You, you, you are selfish, you are indifferent, you are unreasonable!"
Zhang Wei refused to give in: "Then are you not selfish, not indifferent, and not unreasonable?"
"Where am I selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable?"
"Where are you not selfish, you are not indifferent, and you are not unreasonable?"
Zi Qiao laughed angrily: "No matter how selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable I am, I will not be more selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable than you!"
"Will I be more selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable than you?"
Zhang Wei complained: "You are the most selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable person I have ever seen!"
"Humph, I am definitely not as selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable as you!"
"Okay, since you say I am selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable, If you make trouble, I will show you how selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable you are! "
Zi Qiao shrugged: "See, you said you were not selfish, indifferent, or unreasonable! Now you are showing your selfish, indifferent, and unreasonable side!"
Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao were arguing endlessly, and Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded: "No, you are acting out the love story in the rain for me?
"Then should I learn from Ke Yun to go crazy, scratching my ears and cheeks and saying "I don't listen, I don't listen"?
He sighed: "Please, there is no market for Qiong Yao dramas now."
"Besides."
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao, and said one sentence directly hurt the enemy by a thousand and hurt himself by a thousand and two: "In the whole apartment, the three of us have the worst luck and are the most unlucky. What on earth were you two unlucky guys arguing about here just now?
"If you have the ability to act in a Qiong Yao drama, you should have the ability to win a big prize first!"
A perfect song, a post, a content, a 6-9 book, a forum!
"Uh..."
Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei looked at each other and found that it was true.
Zhang Wei was indeed unlucky, but Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian were no less unlucky.
Except for Xiao Hei, the three of them were the only ones who didn't win anything in yesterday's scratch lottery.
Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows and proposed a new method: "How about this, let's continue the experiment, and we will split the winnings of these fifty scratch tickets equally.
"Zhang Wei, what do you think?"
Zhang Wei made an OK gesture: "I think it's OK."
Zeng Xiaoxian blinked and asked: "If you win the prize, can I get a share?"
"You?"
Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao looked at Xiao Xian with a smile, and they said in unison: "No!"
"Tsk. ”
Xiaoxian pouted complainingly: "We were arguing just now, and now you two are standing together again."
"That's right."
Ziqiao snorted complacently: "Husband and wife... Bah, brothers quarrel at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed."
"Uh..."
Zhang Wei looked strange when he heard it: "Fight at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed...it doesn't seem very appropriate."
"Really?"
Ziqiao was stunned, then waved his hand indifferently: "Oh, whatever, as long as the meaning is right."
"Zhang Wei, let's share the scratch cards first."
"No hurry."
Zhang Wei smiled mysteriously: "Before sharing the scratch cards, I want to make a few more small attempts..."
"Small..."
"Try? "
Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian looked at each other.
…
With a clear ding-dong sound, the elevator door on the sixth floor slowly opened.
Yi Fei held the elevator door button tightly, while Yu Mo retreated carefully and pushed out the Fei Xing wheelchair that had worked so hard.
As Yu Mo turned around, Nan Feng, who was sitting in the Fei Xing wheelchair with a plaster cast on his right foot and a neck brace fixed on his neck, commanded: "Don't send me to 3603 yet, go to 3604 to see what Zhang Wei and the others are doing."
"Zhang Wei? Is he awake?"
Yi Fei walked out of the elevator, she was puzzled and said: "It shouldn't be, I tied him up so tightly, even Zhang Wei, who was as strong as an ox in his sleepwalking state, couldn't break free, how did Zhang Wei untie him after he woke up?"
"From the sound, it seems that Zi Qiao helped him untie him, what a pity, I wanted to settle the score with him before Zhang Wei untied him. "
Nanfeng subconsciously lowered his head and sighed, but before his head tilted a few degrees, he began to grimace in pain: "Hiss..."
Yumo asked worriedly: "Nanfeng, you really don't want me to take a leave to take care of you for a few days?"
"No, I can handle a minor injury."
Nanfeng said: "Let's go to 3604 first."
Yumo and Yifei looked at each other and could only push Nanfeng to 3604 helplessly.
Yifei pushed the door open and shouted: "Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao, what are you doing again..."
She looked up and her expression froze instantly.
"What are you doing again?"
Yifei looked at Ziqiao and Zhang Wei who were singing and dancing around the coffee table. She pursed her lips with a very complicated expression on her face: "Why didn't I know that this year's Beggars' Association Conference was held in our apartment? "
Yu Mo leaned over and saw that the two of them were wearing patched and ripped clothes. She couldn't help but ask, "It's not easy to wear clothes like this in this era. Where did you get these beggar clothes?"
Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao scratched their heads in embarrassment. Zi Qiao asked angrily, "Zhang Wei, didn't you say that the doors were locked?"
"Yes, they were locked."
Zhang Wei shrugged, "But didn't Mr. Zeng leave halfway because he couldn't stand it?"
"Damn!"
Zi Qiao, who was wearing tattered clothes, slapped his forehead hard.