Chapter 1075 Winner in Life
The decision in life was so important that Jiu Jianxian stood blankly on the spot for a moment, his mind was in chaos, with chaotic thoughts rising and falling, and he really couldn't make an immediate decision.
The old Taoist is not an indecisive person. In the past, when making decisions, he often acted impulsively and even if he made a mistake, he would not regret it.
But the choice he was facing now was too closely related and had such a far-reaching impact on him that it couldn't be decided with just a slap on the head.
Whether in ancient times or modern times, marriage is a major life event related to the path of destiny. It is impossible not to think clearly about it.
The Jiujianxian couldn't help but fantasize about his married life, with seven little goblins surrounding him, taking care of his daily life and food, serving him wine and dishes, and laughing and having fun with him. It was equivalent to drinking flower wine every day...
Fairies have a long lifespan. As long as the Jiu Sword Immortal teaches them some basic Qi-conducting cultivation methods of the Shushan sect, and then finds a blessed land with abundant spiritual energy to settle down, all of them will be able to cultivate into thousand-year-old monsters, and they will lose their appearance within a thousand years. Will age.
The infatuation of a banshee is also the highest among the six realms. Once you fall in love with someone, even if you are let down and bullied by a scumbag, you will never change your mind until you die, and you don't have to worry about cuckolding.
When you get a wife, you will naturally have children. A single old dog who is destined to be an orphan can also enjoy the happiness of having children and grandchildren around his knees.
The pinnacle of life is nothing more than this, and heaven and earth are nothing more than this. No wonder people say, "I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals." When I think about it, I really have some small expectations!
Everything has two sides to the same thing. Although marriage has many advantages, it is not without disadvantages. After thinking about the good things, Jiu Jianxian began to worry about the future troubles again.
First of all, there is the question of whether you can tolerate the kindness of a beautiful woman.
It’s just a little girl to marry, but to marry seven at once, and all of them are fairies whose physical strength, energy, lifespan, and puberty far exceed that of human girls. This is really a lot. Even the body of an immortal cannot withstand seven scrapes. The wear and tear of the bone knife will be a hard battle every night, and I don't know if I can endure it.
Jiujianxian's body has already been drained by alcoholism. It is common sense that drinking alcohol can damage the liver and kidneys. If he has another bad habit of being addicted to women, let alone ascending, he will probably lose his life. If he dies from exhaustion, he will On the goblin's belly, it has become a big joke in the world of cultivation.
This concern did not bother Jiujianxian for long. An idea flashed in his mind, and he suddenly remembered that Taoism has a method of harvesting yin and yang in the cauldron. As long as he can get those methods of co-cultivation, no matter how many female goblins he has, it will not be a problem. Marriage life is guaranteed. Incredibly harmonious.
Lu Dongbin once wrote a poem to prove it: "The bodies of the twenty-eight beauties are as crisp as a stick, and the sword hanging from their waists cuts down ordinary people. Although no heads are seen, they secretly make your bones dry up."
This poem seems to be advising men not to indulge in women's sex. It means that ordinary people who don't know how to take supplements will be cut off by the knife on the word "sex", but if you read it carefully, you will find that this is actually a drunken and lustful fairy. Shameless showing off.
I advise ordinary people not to be lustful, but if you become an immortal, you will no longer be an ordinary person. Not only will you not be wasted, but if you practice the method of harmonizing the yin and yang, it will have the miraculous effect of prolonging life and rejuvenating dead trees!
Furthermore, it is a matter of reputation in the practice world.
Even if you are a mortal, if an ugly old man marries a beautiful young woman, you will be gossiped about by others, and people will say behind your back that flowers stuck in cow dung must be for money.
He, the Jiuxianxian, is a rotten drunkard old man, leading seven beautiful little fairies with different styles in his swagger through the city. He is not only irritating others crazy, but also might make some slanderous remarks.
Immortals always like to be tense and put on a pious face, always showing that they have a higher moral standard than ordinary people, especially the Shushan sect, because they have a background in the divine world and have many rules.
Because of his bad habit of drinking, Dugu Yuyun often taught Jiujianxian a lesson. He had been scolded a lot in his life. The thought of leading seven little wives to meet his senior brother made Jiujianxian's brain hurt.
However, when I think about it from another angle, it seems that this problem is not a problem.
The reputation of the Jiujianxian in the world of cultivation has long been bad. His image of being a shameless old drunk just to get a drink has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Everyone in the world knows that there is a shameless old drunkard in the Shushan sect.
On weekdays, the Jiujianxian doesn't pay much attention to his image. He dresses slovenly and behaves like a beggar. He often does bad things like lying on the floor and blocking the door of the restaurant. His fairy-like demeanor is not his character at all. The so-called Even if there are too many fleas, he is not afraid of being bitten. His reputation already smells like alcohol, and the sour smell of love doesn't seem to be too inconvenient.
As for senior brother Dugu Yuyun, he is now accused of being a traitor and is being imprisoned in the Sword Tomb. At least he will not be released until all the demons that escaped from the Demon Locking Tower are eliminated. That will be the end of the year. .
Why should immortals take the slanders of mortals to heart? Besides, marriage is not just to save those stupid mortals and help them quell the war. It is absolutely not a shame in terms of right and wrong.
He was afraid of taking things seriously. Jiujianxian was originally very repulsive and had many worries in his heart. Now that he thought about it, after considering many situations over and over again, he finally figured it out.
Marrying a wife doesn't seem to be something that is absolutely forbidden. At the worst possible outcome, you can give up on ascension, enjoy your life and then be reincarnated, and just hang out in the human world.
Reincarnation may not be as good as ascending to eternal life. You must know that female fairies often have the characteristics of long-term love and infatuation. If they have been favored by someone in one life, they will remember it for at least three lives. They have a long lifespan and can live for one or two thousand years if they practice well.
Passionate banshees wait quietly in the long river of time, silently searching among all living beings to find the unique soul that once brought them infinite happiness, and rekindle their relationship with their previous lover in the next life.
A typical example is White Snake. The shepherd boy who saved the snake has died of old age, and Xu Xianbai, who was reincarnated, took advantage.
Just imagine, even if the Jiujianxian dies of old age in this life, and his soul is reincarnated into an ugly little beggar with no father or mother in the next life, and he is suffering all alone in the dust, seven stunning ladies will come to his door for no reason. The little beggar loved him in every possible way and helped him wholeheartedly, helping him practice and become an immortal...
Before the soul is reincarnated, the soul will drink Meng Po soup, and everything in the past life will be forgotten. Miss Nanao will be like a stranger to the Jiujianxian in the next life. It takes a long time to get acquainted, know each other, fall in love, and stay with them for a lifetime. It is much more interesting than the second episode of the love game, and each life has a new sense of experience.
This is not just one life where you can be a winner in life, but you can be a winner in life with various identities in reincarnation and changing postures. In each life, the Jiujianxian only needs to lie down comfortably like Xu Xian, and he can hold seven My wife from my previous life was lying on my lap.
Such beautiful things cannot be obtained even by praying to gods and Buddhas!