Lord God Investigator

Chapter 1070 Beauty Pageant

The Jiu Sword Fairy is warm and fragrant, but her mood is extremely complicated. She thinks that she has violated morality, crossed the bottom line, and lost her moral integrity. She is ashamed and remorseful, and feels particularly lost. She feels that she has done something particularly dirty and bad. .

On the other hand, he had to admit that being surrounded by little female goblins was quite a bit satisfying. It greatly satisfied the male's self-esteem and made him feel as if he had suddenly become many years younger.

This long-lost happiness and renewed glory only made him even more ashamed and angry, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Generally speaking, if a group of untouched and beautiful little girls go to accompany an old drunkard with unshaven beard and smell of alcohol like a tramp, the group of little girls will either have other motives or be forced to do nothing. He forced his face to smile and put on a show, suppressed his nausea and sacrificed his innocent body, and was defiled with tears.

But Jiujianxian was surprised to find that the love and intimacy shown by these little girls towards him were not fake. It seemed that they didn't feel uncomfortable accompanying him as a greasy old man. On the contrary, they were very happy, as if they had gotten a big deal and slept with a handsome man. God-like.

When he asked the little snake demon out of curiosity, Jiujianxian realized that these little girls were not forced. They signed up voluntarily and went through a selection process. They won this job through fierce competition. Nice job.

This was very strange, and Jiujianxian couldn't help but feel confused.

Jiu Jianxian often hangs out in busy restaurants in the human world on weekdays. Where he appears, not only the young girls and the young wives avoid him, but even the aunts and uncles feel jealous when they see him.

Ever since he started drinking heavily in his youth, he had never been popular with women and was often reduced to the battered single dog in the background of pictures of couples showing off their affection.

The old man's worldly heart has long been cold. Many years ago, he had fallen in love with Zhao Ling'er's mother, Lin Qing'er, but his senior brother Dugu Yuyun beat him to a relationship with Lin Qing'er.

After Lin Qing'er was dumped by Dugu Scumbag, she married the Witch King scumbag again before Jiujianxian could muster up the courage to confess her love.

Being robbed of love by two top scumbags in succession, the Jiujianxian had no choice but to hold his chest and run off to get drunk, which was aggrieved.

After this blow, Situ Zhong originally thought that this would be the case for the rest of his life, and that he would never be a woman until his death.

Unexpectedly, now that he is over fifty and has become an old bachelor, the Jiu Sword Fairy has become a male god among the demons. The little fairies who want to have a kiss have to come to a beauty contest to compete for prizes. Grab the chance to sleep with him!

The little banshees robbed Situ Zhong not because the Ghost Emperor offered a reward or used harsh words to threaten them, but simply because Jiujianxian himself was very attractive to the female goblins. In the eyes of the female goblins, Jiujianxian was the old ghost. Super handsome guy, the best male god, addicted to his seductive body.

The reason here is a bit complicated to say, but it is not difficult to understand.

First of all, although the Jiujianxian is not young, demons have a completely different concept of time than humans. There are thousands of goblins everywhere, and the Jiujianxian who is less than a hundred years old is not considered an old bacon in the eyes of the fairies. The shelf life is still long.

Secondly, Jiujianxian always smells of alcohol and is unkempt and unshaven. This is called decadent style in the goblin fashion world. Many male and female goblins obviously have good looks, but they deliberately dress themselves up to be dirty in pursuit of fashion. The messy ghost look is actually a unique makeup that conforms to the aesthetics of a demon girl.

Finally, Jiujianxian has the body of an immortal, and his life level is many times higher than that of mortals. Just like Bajie rubbing some clay balls together can be used as a magical medicine, and the female goblins licking off any skin flakes, oil sludge and body fluids from Jiujianxian’s body are all It’s more filling than eating a few big living people.

The most important thing is that this old drunkard has always guarded the innate Yang, and has practiced the boy's skills very well. This is an absolute bonus in the eyes of the female fairies, and they can find the best men they can't find.

Human men often have a tendency to be sexually attracted to women. Similarly, female fairies have a stronger tendency to be sexually attracted to men, and they especially like those human men who guard Yuanyang.

That little bit of Yuan Yang is the essence of the human race's essence. The Yuan Yang of the body of the Jiu Sword Immortal is even more precious. If any lucky fairy inherits its rain and dew, it can add hundreds of years of Taoism in vain!

As we all know, in the fairy world, Tang Seng is the number one male god in the world of banshees. Many mortals take it for granted that it is because Tang Seng is handsome, but this is not the case. Even though Tang Seng was very handsome when he left the Tang Dynasty, after six or seven After years of hiking over mountains and ridges, eating and sleeping in the open air, the wind and sun have dried your face, no matter how fresh, into a dark, rough face. You can refer to the handsome guys riding in Tibet. They were handsome men when they went there, and they were all handsome when they came back. Like migrant workers.

In ancient times, there were no facial masks and cosmetics for men, and there were no barber shops or image designers along the way. The actual image of Monk Tang was probably not much different from Monk Sha.

Such a rough guy, because of his special immortal body and still retains that ray of pure Yuan Yang, he is madly pursued by the Jade Rabbit Spirit, the White Rat Spirit, and the Peach Tree Spirit. It can be seen that the female fairies are not about appearance at all, but pay more attention to taste and taste. Nutrition and inner beauty.

Just as Tang Monk is popular in the world of banshees, Jiu Sword Fairy is just as popular in the demon army. That is definitely the treatment that an international superstar would receive when he meets an illegitimate fan.

In order to fight for the right to sleep with him, there was even a literal fight during the selection process, which caused a river of blood to flow!

These little goblins who won through the selection cherished this precious opportunity, tried their best to please the Jiujianxian, and tried their best to drain his innate yang. Last night, the Jiujianxian enjoyed the most beautiful dream of thousands of men. A unique encounter that cannot be found in any country.

Jiu Jianxian originally didn't believe in the so-called Gentle Township and Heroes' Tomb, but he was surrounded by a group of beautiful girls with blurred eyes and eyes filled with infatuation and passion, all trying hard to please him. Then he recalled all the absurdities last night. Things, I really can't move forward, I don't want to just leave like this.

It was not Luo Feng's deliberate arrangement that Jiujianxian fell into this gentle trap, it could be regarded as a coincidence.

Of course, Luo Feng certainly didn't play a good role.

Luo Feng, who had not been involved in the world of fairy tales, had no idea that Jiu Sword Fairy would be so popular with the banshee. He originally just asked the Ghost Emperor to hold Jiu Sword Fairy away and not let the old boy who likes to meddle in other things get into trouble. He was really shocked. He rescued one or two descendants of the Song Dynasty royal family, and there would be too much trouble in the future.

The Heavenly Ghost Emperor originally planned to get the drunken Sword Immortal drunk, but unfortunately he was already on guard and refused to drink no matter how hard he tried to persuade him, so he had to run to Luo Feng to ask Luo Feng for advice.

Luo Feng, who was full of bad taste, told the Heavenly Ghost Emperor that the best way to make a man surrender was to wear sleeping clothes. He suggested that the Heavenly Ghost Emperor go into battle in person and put Jiujianxian to sleep, and then Jiujianxian would be hers. , not only can you capture his heart and gain a top-notch thug, but you can also absorb the pure Yuanyang and increase your Taoism. It can be said that you kill two birds with one stone, whether he is good or you are good!

The Heavenly Ghost Emperor was a rare smart person. She was not deceived by Luo Feng and refused to give in. This was because she could not pass that hurdle and was counting on the opportunity to change back to a man in the future. She refused to accept the reality that she had become a female ghost. .

Since she couldn't go to sleep in person, the Ghost Emperor had an idea and said that she now has forty thousand demons under her command, including at least more than ten thousand female demons. Since sleeping with male immortals has many benefits, she might as well hold a public recruitment event for volunteers and choose Wouldn't it be over if some beautiful succubus came out to cover his sleeping clothes?

The day before the siege, the Demon Emperor summoned all the female goblins and announced the plan for a "goblin beauty contest where the prize is a sleeping male fairy."

More than 10,000 female fairies suddenly became excited, whistling and screaming, saying "my emperor is wise", "thank you my emperor for the reward", "follow the emperor sister, male fairies don't have to worry", the scene was so lively!

Originally, there was only one quota for sleeping with me, but due to the overwhelming number of registrations and enthusiasm for participation by the group of banshees, the Demon King had to increase the quota to seven. In addition to the first, second and third place, there is also a "Spiritual Civilization Award". Special awards such as Cultural Literacy Award, Most Beautiful Singing Voice Award, and Most Beautiful Dance Award...

All seven winners can participate in this Sleeping Boy Fairy event. The order of Sleeping Wine and Sword Fairy will be based on the ranking of the competition scores. They are not allowed to sleep randomly, and they are not allowed to swarm over and sleep together...

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