Chapter 1105: All the Mechanisms Are Exhausted
Attention, readers: This chapter is posted in the wrong order. Please read the following chapter first, and then read this chapter after finishing it.
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Luo Feng rushed to the doctor in a hurry to avoid danger. He unceremoniously pulled out Li Xiaoyao as a shield, hoping that it would be effective, but it was better not to mention him. When the big pig's hoof was mentioned, Ling'er's expression darkened obviously. Said: "Brother Xiaoyao is indeed a good person, but Ling'er knows in his heart that he already has someone he likes... Every time he comes back to see me, he always mentions the girl named Lin Yueru and tells me about the two of them working together to slay demons. s story."
Luo Feng secretly scolded Li Xiaoyao for being ignorant. This guy didn't know what to say if he didn't fall into the Forgetfulness Gu. He didn't know whether to praise him for being honest or call him stupid.
In the original plot, if Li Xiaoyao had not been affected by the Forgetfulness Gu, he would have completely ended his relationship with Lin Yueru by saying, "I already have a wife, and I can only marry a concubine when I participated in the competition to find a bride."
God's treatment for helping pick up girls is that even a pig can enjoy the blessings of everyone. When this guy competed to find a wife, he forgot the fact that he was a married man, so he got involved with Lin Yueru, and he could come up with a reasonable explanation afterwards. , proves that he is not a scumbag, he has become a scumbag and built a chastity memorial, he really envy Brother Cheng.
After Luo Feng changed the plot, he didn't forget to worry about Gu's help. This guy's true level was exposed, and he unknowingly hurt the beauty's heart.
Luo Feng advised: "That boy is still young. Men mature late and don't know much about emotions. The relationship with Lin Yueru is just a work relationship. Don't get me wrong! Who does he like? If you don't ask him face to face, then make a decision. , wouldn’t it be a pity to find out in the future that we missed it due to misunderstanding?”
Now that the matter has come to this, Luo Feng can only find various reasons to delay, and buy time to think of a solution. If he can delay it for a while, he will still have room for change as long as he does not express his position on the spot.
Luo Feng's advice like a caring elder sister barely had an effect. Ling'er was thoughtful and seemed to be hesitant.
"Let's do this!" Luo Feng hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and said, "I will contact Li Xiaoyao and ask him to come and meet you immediately. The two of you can sit down and have a good talk and make things clear."
Zhao Ling'er said with some embarrassment: "What if brother Xiaoyao doesn't like Ling'er..."
"He dares!" Luo Feng said fiercely: "You will be the queen by then. If he refuses to be your concubine, he will go into the palace and serve you as a eunuch. Let's see what he chooses!"
Zhao Ling'er shook his head and said: "That's not possible. How could Ling'er do such a domineering thing? If he doesn't like Ling'er, Ling'er won't force it, and will bless him and that girl Yueru..."
Grandma Jiang suddenly interjected: "If that Xiaoyao boy refuses to marry Ling'er, and Ling'er refuses to force him, what should you do?"
Luo Feng said helplessly: "The poor monk will be responsible to the end!"
Grandma Jiang said reluctantly: "How can I be responsible?"
"If that boy doesn't marry, it's because he has no luck, and the poor monk will return to secular life to marry him!" Luo Feng said resolutely: "I will never let little Ling'er suffer any injustice!"
Ling'er was stunned and said: "Brother Luo, you...are too accommodating to me..."
"What are you talking about!" Luo Feng waved his hand magnanimously and said: "You are connected with the well-being of hundreds of millions of sentient beings. For the sake of all sentient beings, as long as you can be happy, you, Brother Luo, can do whatever you want!"
Luo Feng also tried his best and danced on the tip of the knife. He wanted to become a Buddha, but he didn't want to get involved in love affairs. He also planned to abduct Ling'er back to Liberty City. It was not difficult to achieve a single goal, but all goals were difficult. To be successful requires extremely sophisticated micromanagement.
First of all, he couldn't say anything to Ling'er that would lower his favorability, lest he wouldn't be able to get her to go with him voluntarily.
Secondly, he couldn't say anything too elevating, lest Ling'er would be so attracted to him that she would have to make love with him.
Finally, as an enlightened monk, he must save all sentient beings and must not have any personal feelings or motives.
The last sentence about marrying Ling'er for the sake of all living beings actually has a Buddhist allusion.
It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang broke through Suzhou City and captured 5,000 Zhang Shicheng's soldiers, and wanted to slaughter all these 5,000 soldiers.
An abbot named Zhi Ai from Chongyuan Temple outside the city of Suzhou came to persuade him. Zhu Yuanzhang said, "Since ancient times, monks have been vegetarians and generals have killed people. It is natural law. You'd better invite him back!"
The wise and angry monk asked: "If the monk does not become a vegetarian, will the general not kill people?"
Zhu Yuanzhang made a bet with him that as long as he ate ten kilograms of meat, he would not kill the surrendered soldiers. Zhiyi agreed. On that day, the old monk actually ate 10 kilograms of raw pork, but the next day he overdosed due to his physical inability to digest it. He passed away due to fat and old age.
The eminent monk sacrificed himself at the cost of breaking the precepts and saved five thousand lives. After his death, he did not suffer any consequences for breaking the precepts. Instead, he received great blessings and achieved righteous cultivation.
Luo Feng said this, if you imitate the old monk who eats meat, a monk breaks the precepts and marries a wife to live out his life. At worst, he dies on horseback the next day, and maybe he can get great blessings!
Grandma Jiang nodded first and said: "That's good. It gives me one more choice. I only care about Ling'er's personal happiness. As long as she lives a happy and worry-free life, I won't stop her from being born to save the human race."
After this conversation about marriage, the little girl couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and her clothes were torn to pieces, so she covered her breasts and swung the snake's tail with her face flushed, and swam away, then got into the depths of the Moon Water Palace and hid. She was embarrassed to face Brother Luo, who might become her future husband.
Luo Feng said goodbye to Grandma Jiang and came to the coast on the side of Xianling Island. He cut down some trees and bamboos and built himself a thatched cottage. He stayed in the thatched cottage temporarily while brewing the highly effective fairy incense. Li Xiaoyao flew to Fairy Island with a flying sword to have a showdown with Zhao Linger.
Luo Feng judged that based on Li Xiaoyao's current closeness with Lin Yueru, Ling'er was likely to be dealt the good guy card as a result of this showdown. If he didn't make some small moves, he would happily accept the disaster.
At the critical moment of life and death, he had to take some extraordinary measures. He planned to capture Xiao Lizi and lock Ling'er in a secret room, spray some incense used by the Jiujianxian into it, make the raw rice into cooked rice first, and let the two of them give birth to the child. Come down and get married.
After they get married, they instigate Lin Yueru to become the mistress. Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru were already in love with each other. It is very likely that the old relationship will rekindle. Even if Xiao Lizi is an upright and good person, Luo Feng will still interfere with it and then serve him. Mi Xianxiang brought about good things, and at the same time led Ling'er to break the scene of the two selflessly applauding.
In this way, he can take advantage of the situation and abduct the heartbroken Ling'er, become a happy receiver, and gain a young wife.
This sinister plot looked very well planned, but Luo Feng couldn't be happy at all.
In the past, it could be said that the deception was going smoothly, but now everything is not going well. Luo Feng always feels that he has been exposed and has been included in the blacklist of heaven. If someone is unlucky, his teeth will get clogged if he drinks cold water. Maybe this plan will work. What will happen if the plan is implemented?
Sitting in the thatched hut, Luo Feng panicked and weighed the pros and cons, seriously considering whether he should abandon the mission in time to stop the loss and sneak back to Liberty City if something went wrong again.
Luo Feng was a little reluctant to let ten years of hard work go to waste. He only had one failed mission and escaped, and he didn't want to add another failure to his perfect resume.
But if you don't cut off the flesh in time to stop the loss, you may get caught in it, even if you die without a soul. Dr. Li resurrected him in Liberty City. Since the investigator's communicator was lost due to death, the materials in the space warehouse were also lost. If you don’t come back, the losses will be huge.
After thinking for a long time, he couldn't make up his mind. It was already dark outside, and time passed late into the night unknowingly.
At this moment, Ling'er's voice suddenly came from outside the thatched cottage door. The little girl said timidly: "Brother Luo, you haven't eaten yet? Ling'er picked some fruits and brought them to you. Can I come in?"