Chapter 1138 On the Importance of Taking Off Clothes
It's hard to explain, but you have to explain. Jiutian Xuannv doesn't want to be exposed. If she admits that she is the true god who descended to earth, once the news is spread, the mortal people will immediately watch.
Now is the critical period when the catastrophe is approaching. If the people visit her to pray for her blessings and eliminate disasters in the world, will she accept it or not?
Jiutian Xuannv gritted her teeth and said: "I... was too angry just now, so I used the life-saving magic weapon my father gave me to exert several times the supernormal strength. By the way, I also used the demon's blood-burning magic, and I tried my best to Losing lives in exchange for a short-term increase in strength..."
I don’t know if she has any self-awareness. In fact, she is a very poor liar. Luo Feng frowned when he saw it. If this kind of acting skills were left in Liberty City, she would not be able to get out of the investigator training camp, and that silly girl Tang Xiaotian It’s all a struggle.
This may be because the gods in the heavens have not indulged in the fireworks of the human world for too long. They can solve problems with their supreme strength and disdain to do those trivial things.
"Oh...I see."
Luo Feng could only cooperate with her and said in a deep voice: "You girl is really temperamental. Even if the poor monk is really a disciple, there is no need to beat the poor monk so hard, right?"
As he spoke, he handed over a Buddhist healing medicine and said in a pretense of kindness: "Since it was the poor monk's temptation that caused you to be injured, this pill is the poor monk's apology. It is important to take it quickly to heal the injury." .”
How could Jiutian Xuannv be willing to mess with things given by others? Although she accepted Luo Feng's explanation to test her eloquence, she was still instinctively wary. If this pill was tampered with by him and she fell into a coma after eating it, but You will suffer a big loss.
She hurriedly refused flatly: "No, the medicine in the human world is ineffective against us demons. I only need to adjust my breath and practice to recover!"
Luo Feng did not insist and put away the pills casually, and continued: "I believe that the girl used a magic weapon to perform the blood-burning magic. Then, back to the topic just now, if the girl wants to enter the human world, she still needs these clothes. Take it off."
Jiutian Xuannv was stunned. She didn't understand. What was going on with this monk? Why did he want to take off her clothes?
Just now she said it was a test to show her true strength. Jiutian Xuannv gritted her teeth and believed it. Now she was asked to take off her clothes. She thought that the goddess couldn't hold her back and the man couldn't get rid of her feelings. She expected that she could get rid of her through shameless rubbing and hard rubbing. Dropping girls' clothes?
Not to mention, the hard work did have some effect. Jiutian Xuannv was unable to get angry, and she just asked in confusion: "What do you want? Last time it was a test, what happened this time? Isn't it true? If you look at my body, your merits will not be perfect and you will not be able to become a Buddha?"
"Don't get me wrong." Luo Feng waved his hand in disdain and said, "Even if you are pretty, in the eyes of this poor monk, you are just a red and pink skull. If you take the initiative to show it to this poor monk, he will not bother to look at you!"
These words made Jiutian Xuannu feel congested, but she couldn't answer the words, so she could only purse her lips and say nothing.
"What the poor monk means is that if you want to enter the human world, people can enter, but clothes cannot. They must be left in the custody of the customs. When you leave, they will be returned to you."
Luo Feng explained patiently: "During your stay in the human world, all clothing, shoes, hats and jewelry can be provided by the human world government for free. There is no need to return them when you leave. They can be given to you as souvenirs. Of course, It is inconvenient for the poor monk to be present when you change clothes, but a Shushan female disciple will be sent to supervise the whole process."
Jiutian Xuannv frowned and said, "What kind of weird rule is this?"
Luo Feng said matter-of-factly: "This is a security regulation specially set up to deal with the entry of powerful high-level demons. The reason is very simple. How could you, a high-level demon, not bring a high-level magic weapon with you when you come to the human world? I will take care of all your belongings. Including all clothing and jewelry, I am afraid that you will bring magic weapons of mass destruction into the country to protect the lives of fragile mortals in the human world."
"I didn't bring any magic weapon of mass destruction, so why..."
Just in the middle of her words, Jiutian Xuannv was speechless. She had just lied and said that she used the magic weapon given by the Demon Lord to strike a powerful palm. Now it would be contradictory to deny it.
Luo Feng looked at her with a smile and said sincerely: "Girl, please understand and cooperate with the poor monk's work. If you really just come to the human world to play, why do you care about what clothes you wear? The poor monk guarantees that we will provide the clothes in the human world." It is absolutely exquisite and comfortable. If you don’t believe it, I will take it out to you now.”
With that said, Luo Feng started to buy women's clothes from the space warehouse. He didn't hesitate at all. What he took out were all quite good products.
For example, the golden Roman armor-style dress is equipped with an eagle-winged helmet, a golden ring staff and a giant shield; another example is the Nordic armor-style dress, which is equipped with a two-handed giant sword...
Jiutian Xuannv is wearing a colorful gauze palace dress. The unique thing is that the streamers float automatically without wind. Compared with the various high-quality women's clothing displayed by Luo Feng, the material may be far superior, but the design looks a bit retro and rustic. .
"Girl, don't make a decision in a hurry. You still have fifteen days to finish the study class."
Luo Feng saw that her face was uncertain and she seemed to be making a difficult decision, so he did not rush her and said: "During this period, as long as you inform the class staff, a woman will come to your door with a change of clothes, and you can change at any time." Clothes. If you don’t want to change clothes, then I’m sorry. The poor monk can only suspect that you have other motives for entering the human world, but I won’t embarrass you. Please just go back the way you came.”
Having said this, Luo Feng walked slowly, turned around and left calmly, leaving the difficult problem to Jiutian Xuannv.
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After walking out of the study class camp, Luo Feng took a deep breath and relaxed his tense nerves a little.
Ever since he realized that the saint girl who called herself Jiang Jiu'er was a goddess who descended to earth, Luo Feng had actually been planning how to defraud her of her clothes. It has yet to be determined whether his plan would succeed.
If he could defraud her of her clothes, Luo Feng would have a better chance of winning. Otherwise, the gods from heaven would come down to interfere. With his current strength, no matter how hard he struggled, it would be in vain. He might as well give up the mission and evacuate early.
Fortunately, it was a goddess who descended to earth instead of a male god, otherwise Luo Feng would have been helpless. In the face of absolute strength, resourcefulness would play a very small role.
The reason why they are obsessed with defrauding the mortal goddess's clothes is because the Lord God Research Institute has carefully studied the mythological side and the fairy side and found that the goddess, especially the fairy side goddess, has a fatal weakness, that is, once the heavenly clothes are separated, If you lose your body, your divine power will be greatly weakened!
The specific principle is not clear yet, but examples abound, the most well-known of which is the myth of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
The Weaver Girl secretly descended to earth to take a bath, but the Cowherd stole her clothes. As a result, a fairy who could kill a mortal when she sneezed married a mortal as his wife and gave birth to a child. How can this be justified?
In terms of physical strength, a mere pinch from a deity would kill a mortal.
When this happens, there are only two possibilities. One is that Cowherd is "Cowherd" in quotation marks, and he is good in some aspects. Weaver Girl is impressed by his charm, prostrates himself under the flower pants, and takes the initiative to deprive himself of his divine power. Another possibility is that once the goddess's heavenly clothes are separated from the body, her divine power will be greatly weakened. Zhinu is just a low-level celestial being, and she almost loses her divine power after losing her heavenly clothes.
Since the opponent's realm was much higher than his own, Luo Feng couldn't tell what level of immortal the goddess who descended to earth was. He didn't expect that the goddess who took off her heavenly clothes would be as weak as the Weaver Girl and couldn't even return to the heaven, but as long as she could Weakening the enemy is worth committing suicide. If the enemy is weaker, it is equivalent to being stronger, and the chance of winning is also higher.
Only by working hard on details that are difficult for ordinary people to notice and accumulating advantages bit by bit can we achieve reversal and make the impossible possible when the enemy has an absolute advantage.
This is the way the Lord God’s investigators act.