Chapter 1142 Sleeping
Hearing what Ling'er said, Luo Feng felt happy and knew that he had loosened his persistence and was no longer so resistant.
Luo Feng immediately lost no time in putting on a pleasant expression, and gave her advice like a close brother, saying: "Silly girl, you are still young and don't know much. You don't have to be married to have a child."
Ling'er lowered her head, fiddled with her fingers, and said weakly: "But grandma said that if you want to have a child, you need to... get married to a man, and... you need to have a bridal chamber... or sleep together without clothes."
Luo Feng secretly cursed, thinking that Mrs. Jiang was really talkative and had taught the little girl to be more than innocent!
If you think about it carefully, Ling'er is definitely not the kind of girl who is so silly and sweet that she doesn't even know that kind of thing. Otherwise, in the original plot, she wouldn't have given birth to a child after spending one night with Li Xiaoyao.
These health knowledge must have been taught by Grandma Jiang. This old lady was originally dying and was anxious to find a husband for Ling'er. She was afraid that Ling'er didn't know anything and would only stand up on the night of the wedding, so she taught some enlightenment knowledge privately.
After all, Jiang Qiluo had been a nun in the Nanzhao Palace. The older maids and nuns in the palace were often responsible for teaching young girls who had just entered the palace, and one of them was this kind of enlightenment knowledge.
If Ling'er really didn't understand anything, this matter would be easier to handle. Using modern medical technology, we can ensure that Ling'er gives birth to the child without anyone noticing.
It happened that she knew a little bit about it, but she was full of shame about this kind of thing, and it took a lot of effort to deceive her.
Luo Feng patiently advised in a gentle voice: "If a woman really wants to give birth, she will always find a way to give birth. Did your brother Luo suffer such a loss back then..."
Ling'er quickly asked: "Have you ever suffered a loss? Brother Luo is a man, how can he give birth to a child?"
Luo Feng shook his head and explained: "There was a woman who deceived Brother Luo... Ahem... National affairs are important, so don't digress. Let's get back to the topic. Ling'er is now the queen. Her status is extremely noble. She doesn't need to marry, and there is no one in the world. A man who can afford you. If you want to have children, you can just imitate the emperors of the past and draft men into the palace to serve you. If any handsome man makes you comfortable, just give him the title of concubine and send him away. "
Ling'er shook her head like a rattle, swung her ponytails back and forth, and said repeatedly: "I don't want it, I... I'm not that kind of casual girl!"
"How can this be said to be casual?"
Luo Feng urged: "As an emperor, the more children the better, and you are a descendant of Nuwa. It is difficult for an ordinary man to get you pregnant. Of course, you must sow widely and reap little, try a lot, and make a lot of choices! Throughout the ages, Which emperor doesn't have three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, and a harem of three thousand beauties? Even if we are diligent and frugal in running the country, we can at least have a harem of three hundred fierce Spartans, right?"
Ling'er was almost stunned by Luo Feng's evil words. He stamped his feet hard and said angrily: "That's enough! Brother Luo, if you do this again, I will be angry! Even if the country and the people need Ling'er's children, Ling'er My son only wants to give birth to the child of love with the man he loves, and he can never be born for the sake of having children!"
Luo Feng quickly clasped his hands and saluted, and said apologetically: "Your Majesty, please calm down. It's a poor monk who spoke nonsense. Please atone for his sins. But time waits for no one. Nanzhao's military conscription preparations are about to end, and the official attack will be launched in less than a year at the latest." , if I don’t give birth now, it will really be too late, and the poor monk will be in trouble if he cares..."
"I do not care!"
Ling'er suddenly became willful, glared at Luo Feng angrily, and said: "Anyway, I don't want to build a harem of macho men. Anyway, I am the queen and I make the decision. Now I order you to find me a man who is in love with me immediately." , If you can’t find a man who truly loves me, don’t come to see me!”
After that, she ran away without looking back. She didn't know whether she ran away because of anger or because she was afraid that Luo Feng would continue to pester her.
Luo Feng was the only one left in the hall. He scratched his bald head irritably and sighed helplessly, thinking that he was really in a hurry and couldn't eat hot tofu. The failure of the large-scale Nuwa bloodline breeding attempt was also expected.
If Ling'er was really deceived by him into accepting a bunch of male favors, and followed the example of Emperor Qianlong's descendants, Luo Feng's problem would be solved. Then he wouldn't have to watch Ling'er abduct and take away a few Nuwa. If the genetic baby runs away, Liberty City will not be short of workers when it comes to making bricks.
But as he guessed, the setting of a single generation of Nuwa's family has probably been written into the rules of the world. Nuwa's descendants are all very dedicated and serious women, and they will never accept the favor of three hundred Spartan men in the harem. An old hen lays eggs and gives birth to children in an endless stream, achieving the prosperity of the Nuwa ethnic group.
Putting aside ethics and morals, from a biological point of view, women's spread of seeds all over the world does not conform to scientific laws. Failure is reasonable, but success is a ghost.
Of course, even though the chance of failure was high, Luo Feng had to give it a try. Anyway, he wouldn't get pregnant even if he tried. It would be a great thing if he got pregnant. This mission could be completed in advance while avoiding the minefield.
Since this attempt failed, let's try again with a different plan. Perseverance will pay off. Not long after Luo Feng was depressed, he regained his energy, took out the snail phone, dialed the number of the Holy Empire's Ministry of Internal Affairs, and answered the call. The staff member ordered: "Immediately send General Manager Li to the Qinzheng Hall to see the poor monk!"
After waiting for a while in the empty Qinzheng Hall, a young man wearing a purple python robe and holding a dust bag walked in quickly, came to Luo Feng, and said rudely with a sullen face: "I'm here. If you have anything to say, tell me!"
It is said that Luo Feng is a national master of the empire, one person is less than ten thousand people, he has unbelievable power, and he is ruthless and powerful. A senior internal manager dared to face him, but Luo Feng said kindly: "Don't be like this. Well, why are you still angry? I just changed your job for you... Everyone is loyal to Her Majesty the Queen, so it doesn’t matter what kind of official you are?"
"Bah!" the young man spat: "Luo, don't pretend to be a good person. In all the dynasties, how can any general with outstanding military exploits be rewarded by entering the palace and becoming a general manager? You've made it clear. To avenge a private vendetta, give me little shoes to wear!"
The newly appointed chief internal officer is Li Xiaoyao. In the battle with the demon army, Li Xiaoyao took the lead in killing countless demons and made great military exploits. He is known as the most powerful general in the human defense army.
When the war ended and the world was at peace, his colleagues all thought that Li Xiaoyao could be promoted to a noble rank based on his military exploits. However, after waiting for almost a year, Xiao Lizi got a transfer letter that named him the general manager of the palace and the imperial study Bingbi!
Li Xiaoyao was so angry that he almost pulled a few brothers to rebel on the spot. He went to Chang'an and killed the Luo thief Tu Qingjun!
Luo Feng blinked and said aggrievedly: "Brother, my eldest brother is also doing it for your own good. I have found you a good position as a minister of the emperor. Your future is limitless. It's fine if you don't appreciate it. Why are you still biting Lu Dongbin? You don't know how to do it." Where is the human heart?”
"You can treat me as the chief internal officer if you like!" Li Xiaoyao threw the dust on the ground and said angrily: "I've had enough, let me go back to the army and continue to be my general!"
"Brother Xiaoyao, you are a bit ignorant. What's wrong with the chief supervisor?"
Luo Feng said patiently: "The Queen of this dynasty is in power, and men who enter the palace to serve the Queen do not need to be castrated. There are many beauties in the palace, and they can't help but fall in love. You can play with them and do whatever you want. If you are lucky, you will meet Her Majesty the Queen. You have done something indescribable, you have given birth to a son and a half daughter, and because your father values your daughter, you can rise to heaven and be crowned a prince, and your father will honor the world. What a wonderful job, no one else can ask for it!"
Luo Feng appointed Li Xiaoyao as the general manager, out of good intentions. As he said, the new dynasty empress is in power, and even if the male harem is drafted, they will all be male concubines. There is no need to cut off the penis when entering the palace as the general manager, anyway. Men can't produce children even if they mess around, and they are not afraid of messing up the royal bloodline.
Arranging Li Xiaoyao in this way was to create opportunities for him to mess up the palace and produce ten or eight children, so as to prepare for his cheating on Ling'er in the future and give him a head start.
Luo Feng continued: "Besides, I have taken into consideration the fact that you hate literature and love martial arts and prefer to be a general. Can't you also lead troops when you are the general manager? As the governor of Dongchang directly under the Queen, you are equivalent to Captain of the Queen's Guards, all of your Shushan followers are masters and have many privileges. They are more majestic than generals. They punish rape and eliminate evil on weekdays, and are responsible for protecting the Queen during wars. Their responsibilities are also more important! "
By the way, there are three Imperial Guards directly under the Empress of the Holy Empire. The East Branch is commanded by Li Xiaoyao, the general manager of the Imperial Household, and his subordinates are disciples of the Shushan Sect. The son is a monk of Moko Temple, and the Jin Yiwei is commanded by the national master Luo Feng. The Jin Yiwei under his command are elite banshees selected from the demon vassal army.
Li Xiaoyao knew that he couldn't defeat Luo Feng and was beaten by him, as if he was the one who was wrong. He could only fold his arms and say nothing, feeling sulky.
"Okay, okay, stop acting like a child. I have important national affairs for you to handle." Seeing that the beating was almost done, Luo Feng put on a straight face and shook up his official authority.
Li Xiaoyao sighed and said: "Oh... you are a great official, so you are good! Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Luo Feng touched his chin and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's a beautiful job. I order you to go to the Wa Palace to sleep in person tonight..."