Chapter 1110 Essential Medicine
Luo Feng shamelessly came to propose marriage, not because he wanted to piss off Grandma Jiang to death, but when Ling'er was about to fall out, he said calmly: "Little Ling'er, don't worry, grandma will be fine, how could grandpa be willing to let her die?" ?”
Taking a step forward, the pure Buddhist Qi poured into grandma's meridians, helping her to resolve the congestion in her meridians. Grandma then relaxed her breath and woke up. As soon as she opened her eyes and saw Luo Feng's bald head, she said angrily: "You save me." Whatever I do, I might as well make the old lady angry to death, at least I won’t be humiliated by you anymore!”
"The poor monk sincerely proposes marriage, why are you doing this?"
Luo Feng shook his head helplessly and said: "The poor monk has figured out the cause and effect just now and found the crux of the problem. As long as you take the right medicine, you will be able to remove all the blockages in your heart. You no longer need to close your heart and refuse to accept feelings."
Grandma Jiang just shook her head and said weakly: "What else do you want, you monster monk? You can't give the old woman a medicine that will confuse her mind."
Luo Feng said: "No, that's not true. To confuse your mind and make you emotional is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause. If you want to cure it, you must treat it from the root!"
Grandma Jiang asked doubtfully: "How to treat the root cause?"
Luo Feng said with a smile: "We live in a magical world, and you are also a disciple of the Xiuxian sect. Haven't you heard that in the "Yunji Qi Zhu Jia Qi Method", it is said that if you take a thousand swallows a day, it will not be enough to rejuvenate your youth. Gradually from now on.' This description just shows that as a Taoist, if you practice the Dharma, you can rejuvenate your youth!"
Grandma Jiang shook her head sadly and said, "It's too late. I have little immortality, and I'm still practicing halfway. How can I achieve the right results? Ling'er still hopes to become an immortal, but my destiny and luck have been exhausted, so I can't achieve it!"
"Don't give up in a hurry! As the saying goes, 'If the east is not bright, the west is bright.' Since there are mortals in this world who have achieved the hidden rules of rejuvenation and immortality in some way, and the server supports age regression, then there are always more ways than difficulties."
Luo Feng waved his hand and said: "Since you don't have enough immortality to use Taoist methods to cultivate immortality, why don't you try the methods of the far west? You won't lose anything if you fail. I will never mention the marriage proposal again, so get out. If it succeeds, why would you place your happiness on your granddaughter and bravely make love with me with a delicate body that has returned to youth, with hormones flowing in its veins, and a particularly strong endocrine system?"
"What?" Grandma Jiang said in disbelief: "There is also a method of immortality cultivation in the far west? Are you talking about the Buddhist secret method of the Western Pure Land?"
As the saying goes, it is better to die than to live. Grandma Jiang suddenly heard that Luo Feng had a magical method of immortality and rejuvenation. She was surprised and full of curiosity. If her life was not approaching, she would not be in a hurry to find a home for Ling'er, so she hurriedly She gets married.
People who are about to die naturally have no desires and desires. They cannot ignite the hope of life at all. They do not expect to have happiness. They blindly pave the way for future generations and place their future on their children and grandchildren.
But if you could rejuvenate your youth or live forever, even the most desperate old man would be excited. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be so many adults and men being deceived by scammers selling health care products.
"Buddhism does not seek immortality, but rather reincarnation, nirvana and annihilation. How can there be a method of immortality?" Luo Feng shook his head again and said: "The poor monk is talking about ancient Greece, which is farther west than the Lingshan Mountains in the West!"
"Ancient Greece?" Grandma Jiang said in surprise: "Where is ancient Greece? I have never heard of it..."
"During the Han Dynasty, ancient Greece was also called 'Mengqi Doule', and it is also recorded in the Han Dynasty."
Luo Feng patiently explained her confusion: "Mengchiduole is actually the Kingdom of Macedonia. It once produced Alexander the Great, who almost unified the world. Ancient Greece has a long history like China, and is one of the ancient civilizations. , just like the Chinese Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there were countless sages and saints."
Speaking of this, Luo Feng also specifically gave an example: "There was once a Greek sage, Socrates, who once said: 'A good marriage can only bring you happiness, but a bad marriage can make you a philosopher. Home.', this is so philosophical!"
Luo Feng spoke categorically and casually mentioned the famous sayings of ancient Greek philosophers, which made the grandfather and grandson look at each other. They never left the front door and never took a step forward. The farthest journey they took was to escape from Miao territory to Yuhang. How could they know about overseas countries? I heard Luo Feng's words and believed them.
Grandma Jiang couldn't help but continue to ask: "The ancient Greeks also practiced immortality?"
Luo Feng said: "The ancient Greeks worshiped gods, but immortality cannot be achieved. They want to become gods unless the gods come down to earth and mess around and create the illegitimate children of gods."
"Since the ancient Greeks did not practice immortality, what secret method of immortality did they use?"
“In ancient Greece, Herodotus, a sage known as the ‘Father of History’, once recorded the legend of the ‘Fountain of Youth’. He said that after drinking the water from the Fountain of Youth, mortals could immediately rejuvenate, remain youthful and live forever! "
Luo Feng spoke eloquently: "He believed that the Fountain of Youth was on a certain piece of land in the Bimini Islands. This rumor had been circulating in the Western world for thousands of years. In the Age of Discovery, there were still adventurers and navigators looking for the Fountain of Youth. . Equally famous as the Fountain of Youth is the 'Philosopher's Stone' that can be used to make elixirs of youth. That is the material used by Western alchemists to study the secret method of immortality."
Grandma Jiang blinked, a little expectant, but also a little uneasy and tried to ask: "Master Luo, what you said seems to be true. Could it be that..."
"That's right!"
Luo Feng nodded and said: "As everyone knows, the poor monk's father, Luo Diguo, went to sea to do business when he was young and saved hundreds of millions of wealth for the Luo family. He traveled to almost every corner of the world and visited countless Secret! Back then, he went on an adventure with an adventurer named Indiana Jones and a Western girl named Laura, and found the secret of immortality in the Bimini Islands, where he obtained the fountain of youth!"
Grandma Jiang was so horrified that she asked in astonishment: "Is it true? If you take a sip of spring water, you will be able to rejuvenate and become immortal? This is more effective than the elixir!"
"The properties are completely different. The fountain of youth and the elixir cannot be compared."
Luo Feng explained patiently: "A person who eats the elixir can become an immortal and ascend, gain boundless mana, and cultivate supernatural powers. Therefore, if you want to obtain the elixir, you must have deep blessings. As for the fountain of youth, drinking it will only rejuvenate you, and your body will still be a mortal body." , but the advantage is that you don’t need a source of blessing, as long as you are brave enough to take risks, ordinary adventurers can get it.”
As he spoke, Luo Feng took out a fluorescent green injection from his cuff and said: "This is the legendary fountain of youth. As long as you inject it into the blood, you can rejuvenate and live forever! Sister Jiang, life is hard. It's short, why not give it a try? With this injection, your life can be restarted and all the regrets from the past can be made up for. How about it, do you want to get a injection?"
What Luo Feng took out was not a fountain of youth. It was just a rumor. You couldn't find it even if you tried to find it. It was a complete lie to deceive adventurers into committing suicide.
What he took out was the improved universal version of the LM potion. With the efforts of scientists from the Lord God Research Institute, it has lifted gender restrictions and is not suppressed by any world rules. After using it, an old lady can become a beautiful girl!
This is why he takes a shot when he is in doubt. If a problem cannot be solved with one shot, he takes another shot. For Luo Feng, LM potion is really a necessary medicine for traveling at home and wandering around the world.