Chapter 1109: Marry a Virtuous Wife
Luo Feng thought that his acting skills were already above the standard, but Grandma Jiang was unmoved. The old man was so angry that his body was trembling, and he looked like he was about to lose his temper.
"My benefactor, even if you saved the old woman's life, don't tease me like this. Stop talking!"
Grandma Jiang tried her best to suppress her anger. If she couldn't defeat Luo Feng like that, she would have hit Luo Feng's bald head with the spells from Fairy Island and Miao Jiang Gu!
"Why?" Luo Feng looked puzzled and said in great surprise: "You said that I saved Ling'er back then, and she had a crush on me, so she brought us together, but I also saved you back then. Are you right? I'm not tempted at all? If Ling'er would fall in love at first sight with the person who saved him, why wouldn't you?"
"The old lady was over sixty years old back then, and you looked like a young man in your early twenties at that time. How could I have any other ideas!"
The old lady didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It didn't happen back then, and it's even less likely to happen now! My dear benefactor, are you crazy about chanting Buddha's name? Wake up!"
"It doesn't make sense!" Luo Feng still couldn't understand, and asked: "Ling'er was only a five-year-old child back then, how could she fall in love with an adult man? Even though I looked in my twenties, at least you I am an adult man and woman, so the chance of sparks sparking is higher than that of a five-year-old child, right?"
"I was an old woman back then, okay?" Grandma Jiang said angrily: "Stop talking such weird nonsense with your eyes open! We are not a good match at all, and there is no way we can fall in love!"
Luo Feng frowned and said: "It's strange. We obviously live in a magical world. Immortals, demons and gods really exist in this world. Your best friend Shuiyue Palace Master is an immortal, and what you cultivate on the island is what she taught you. The master of Shuiyue Palace is at least a thousand years old. He is more than ten times older than you, so he is called a real old man."
At this point, Luo Feng narrowed his eyes and asked sharply: "So, if I say that I fell in love with Palace Master Shuiyue and fell in love with her at first sight, would you still find it strange? Do you still think it's impossible?"
The master of Shuiyue Palace has accomplished immortality, has good looks, and looks graceful, dignified, and beautiful. But in fact, she is at least ten times older than Grandma Jiang. She has exhausted her immortal lifespan and is about to die, which shows how old she is.
Grandma Jiang was stunned for a moment, then thought about it and it seemed that this was really the case. Now Master Luo’s magic power is very powerful, and his realm is no less than that of the Shuiyue Palace Master. He is also handsome and majestic, exuding the temperament of a holy Buddha, and is the same as the Shuiyue Palace Master who cosplayed with Empress Guanyin. It's quite a match.
Luo Feng continued: "The disciple I took in, Little Shitou, is a spirit made from jade. He is nine hundred and ninety-nine years old this year. He still wants to call me master and respectfully bring me foot-washing water. In this magical place In this world, age has nothing to do with status, why can’t you be my wife?”
"this……"
Grandma Jiang couldn't answer for a while. She opened her mouth but didn't say anything, she just stood there in a daze.
"Tsk, tsk...Sister Jiang, you said that I am crazy for studying Buddhism, and you are talking nonsense, but why can't you refute it?"
Seeing that she was being questioned, Luo Feng quickly struck while the iron was hot: "Only a poor monk who has studied Buddhism has the insight to see through illusions. You are obviously ten times younger than the Lord of Shuiyue Palace. Just because of your ugly and aging appearance, you have locked up your heart and never dared to do so again." Expect extravagantly to be happy, and place your own happiness on the next generation. What traps you is not only your old skin, but also your heart that cannot be free!
Everyone in the world is obsessed with appearance. Even a super old lady with good looks can make her bleed. Even a little loli with bad looks makes her sick to look at. Human nature is so real! We eminent monks look at color as pink as a skull, so why would we judge it based on skin and color? "
"Grandma Jiang couldn't say anything better than Luo Feng. She just shook her head stubbornly and said: "Empress Shuiyue is an immortal, your apprentice is a goblin, I... I am just a mortal, different, we are different..."
"What's the difference?"
Luo Feng said in a Zen-like tone: "The six paths of reincarnation are endless. If the Lord of Shuiyue Palace really dies, her soul will go to the Hell Palace in the ghost world. It will only have higher merits and will not be more noble and beautiful than other souls. Beautiful skin. They are all the same, but you can only pick out interesting souls. What the poor monk values is your soul, not just a stinky skin!"
Luo Feng's eloquence was fine, but Grandma Jiang couldn't reason with him, so she could only say helplessly: "Okay, okay... Even if you, a monk, are very good at reasoning, the old woman can't talk to you, so let me ask you, what do you like?" What's good about me?"
"That's a lot!" Luo Feng opened his mouth and said: "You have followed Lin Qing'er since you were a child, and you have never left her when she was in trouble. This is loyalty; being entrusted by Ling'er's mother, you escaped alone with your young daughter's potential and escaped death. It is righteousness; it is benevolence to take good care of Ling'er and raise her to adulthood; it is courage to fight to the death to protect Ling'er and hunt down assassins; it is a courtesy for her to find a husband to formally marry her at the end of her life instead of leaving her to others casually; When you receive kindness from others, you remember that the benefactor knows how to repay the kindness, which is a sign of trust..."
After counting his hands for a long time, Luo Feng concluded: "Based on this, you are the most loyal, benevolent, courageous, and trustworthy woman in the world! What man wouldn't love such a wonderful woman? ? As the saying goes, 'When you marry a virtuous woman, you should marry a virtuous woman.' Why would you marry a little girl who doesn't understand anything if you don't marry a virtuous woman?"
The old lady was dumbfounded and murmured: "Really or not, how can I, an ugly old woman who is dying, be so good?"
"Look!" Luo Feng quickly interrupted: "You are still very humble! Humility is also a virtue. There are many girls who are arrogant and rude just because they have beautiful faces. Compared with you, they are like heaven and earth!"
The old lady smiled bitterly and shook her head: "To put it bluntly, even if you really like me, I can't agree to it. I really can't accept it. Please get around me, old lady."
Luo Feng frowned and said: "That's strange. I don't care. Why can't you accept it? You won't suffer! Why don't you accept me? Is it because you can't accept it mentally? Or your body can't accept it? Generally speaking, girls' mouths It says no, your body will be very honest, but your body is indeed a bit weak, you may not be able to bear it..."
"I can't even accept it!"
Grandma Jiang listened to his talk becoming more and more mean, and said angrily: "That's enough! Let's stop this topic, and save some face for me in front of Ling'er. I am a dying person, and I still have so many thoughts in this life. The only thought I have left is that if I see Ling'er marry a good husband, I will die in peace."
"oh--"
Luo Feng nodded and said as if he suddenly understood: "I understand, I see, that's how it is. In the final analysis, my body can't accept it!"
Grandma Jiang was completely speechless, stroking her chest and breathing heavily: "Do you want to piss me off to death and kidnap Ling'er after I die? Please, Mr. Luo, please spare this old lady and let me go." Let our grandparents and grandchildren find a way out!"
Luo Feng didn't care about her begging for mercy. He touched his chin and thought deeply: "Generally speaking, women's psychology is closely related to endocrine. Judging from your physical condition, aging has reached the stage of endocrine disorders. Cell activity is very poor, and fertility is... I no longer have the ability, and of course I am indifferent to men’s pursuits.”
Grandma Jiang was no longer able to argue with him, and slowly sat on the bedside tremblingly. The old man was too angry and was about to fall ill. Ling'er was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she quickly ran over to help her up, glaring with tears in her eyes. He looked at Luo Feng and said angrily: "Brother Luo, what are you talking about? You're going to make grandma angry! If anything happens to grandma, I will hate you forever! Go away quickly and never come back again!"
The situation is very dangerous. If Luo Feng turns around and leaves, he will offend Ling'er terribly. If they meet again in the future, they will be enemies. Don't even think about the plan of abducting her to Liberty City.