Chapter 1071 The Difficulties of the Scumbag
The Jiujianxian stared blankly at this group of stunning little goblins, watching the naked goblins rushing forward, obviously wanting to start a second roulette battle with him.
The mysterious psychedelic incense has lost its effectiveness, rationality has completely returned, and the Jiujianxian has been able to control himself and will not act on instinct like last night.
Even a master like Jiujianxian would fall into the trap of psychedelic drugs. Naturally, it is not a mortal thing. It was the "Seven Treasures Glazed Flower" that the Heavenly Ghost Emperor used to teleport back to the ghost world in a soul-returning spell from the Colorful Glass Valley.
One of the functions of this flower is that it can turn sand into gold and stone into jade, creating endless wealth. It represents "the insatiable desire". The magical thing about this treasure is not only to make gold, silver and jade, but also to make things that stimulate the basic desires of human nature. of illusion potions.
Even the Earth Immortal could not withstand the illusion of the top magic weapon. In the original plot, Li Xiaoyao, whose strength had surpassed that of the Jiu Sword Immortal, fell into the enchanting illusion of the inferior magic weapon "Phantom Scroll" and ran to meet Zhao Ling'er in the illusion. It is normal for the Jiujianxian to be deceived by the Seven Treasure Glazed Flower, one of the three magic weapons.
You can't blame him for last night's absurdity. The power of the magic weapon is unstoppable, but if you still can't control it now, there is no excuse. You can only say that he is not only a good wine immortal, but also a lustful immortal.
The seven little banshees are a cold and charming Shura girl, a petite cute rabbit spirit, a tall and fit female wolf spirit, and a pair of vixen sisters who look exactly the same, but their fur colors are different. One is a white fox and the other is a white fox. One is the black fox, the other is the ice enchantress who exudes ice-blue cold air, and the last one is the little snake spirit with the body of a snake tail.
It can be said that they all have their own unique cuteness!
Even a master like Jiujianxian feels pity for me. Even if he can completely control himself now, he will inevitably have his ordinary heart a little moved and want to indulge in this blissful and gentle land again.
Vaguely, the old Taoist priest remembered what Luo Feng said back then: "There is no distinction between wine and sex. There is no difference between my lust and your taste in wine." It is certain that back then I had despised Luo Feng for his vulgar and despicable hobbies, but I never thought of making fun of people as inferior to others.
Now the question is, what should he do in the face of this situation?
Honestly speaking, Jiujianxian really enjoyed the sensory pleasure brought to him by the goblins.
Some Taoist monks have reached the state of purity and asceticism. Drinking wine tastes the same as drinking water, and looking at women has the same feeling as looking at skeletons. However, the Jiujianxian is not an ascetic monk who strictly observes the precepts. He can get the benefits from drinking alcohol. Happiness naturally also comes from other kinds of sensory stimulation.
As the saying goes, flies don't bite a seamless egg. Jiujianxian's egg with lees is not a good egg in the first place. If the emotions and desires are not cut off, the mood will inevitably be shaken.
The Jiujianxian felt very embarrassed. He was not hesitant about whether to have another round of fun with the goblins. One absurdity was already a huge mistake. Now that he has regained his sense, he will never make another big mistake.
What bothered him was that he didn't know how to place these little goblins.
If it were a Taoist monk who had lost his sense of humanity, he would definitely become angry and yell, "You bunch of cheap maids and evildoers dare to steal the true essence and the foundation of a bad Taoist, go to hell!" and then slash them all with swords. , cut these delicate witches into pieces to vent their hatred.
Jiujianxian is a very personal immortal. Moreover, he watched Lin Qing'er's tragic experience of being harmed by scumbags in turn, and he felt extremely sympathetic and pitiful in his heart. He secretly swore that he would never be a merciless scumbag. , deeply disgusted with the evil deeds of scumbag men.
In the original plot, Li Xiaoyao broke into the Demon Locking Tower to save Zhao Ling'er, and it was the back door opened by Jiujianxian, which shows how much he likes men who are kind, righteous and willing to take responsibility.
Even if he can't be responsible for the girl himself, he is willing to provide free help when he sees others are willing to take responsibility.
The one who needs to be responsible now is himself. According to Jiujianxian's temperament, he must be responsible for the girl who had physical contact with him to the end.
If the purpose of this group of girls was not pure, for money or for coercion, Jiujianxian would not have any psychological burden and simply turn around and leave. But they were attracted to Jiujianxian, and their affection for him was sincere, so it was a bit difficult to tell the difference.
A certain form of true love is like this, just like the love between boys and girls in school days, it is often a simple love for each other's appearance, love at first sight that puts aside identity, status, wealth and other external factors.
Of course, the level of this kind of true love is definitely lower than that of being connected by heart or soul mate, but it is also purer than being vulgar and greedy for money, looking at conditions, family background, or having agendas.
In a sense, these female fairies are really devoted to Jiujianxian. If he refuses to reciprocate, he will undoubtedly become a scumbag.
But the problem is that there are too many people to be responsible for. If there is a little goblin, the Jiujianxian will grit his teeth and find a blessed place, build a small family in the cave, raise it secretly, and hide the goblin in a golden house.
However, seven little goblins...
Firstly, he can't hide it, and secondly, he can't afford it!
Jiu Jianxian had little savings, so he used all the money he saved to exchange for wine. He was over fifty and had no house or horse. When he had no money, he had to eat and drink at Shushan Canteen. It can be said that one person has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry.
It's also bad that this thing got out. He went out to the demon army alone, but he brought back seven charming little girls. It was obvious that he had been bribed by a peach, and took advantage of the demon and used it as a rape, which made him drunk. The Sword Immortal is not only accused of being a drunkard but also a lustful ghost!
After weighing for a long time, Jiujianxian reluctantly made a decision. He could not bear this responsibility. The only way out was to extricate Wuqing. Otherwise, the consequences would be endless. His own reputation would be ruined. It would be too much to further smear the Shushan sect. If you are too big, you will not have the shame to meet all the leaders of Shushan in the future.
With a straight face, the Jiujianxian ruthlessly activated his spiritual energy and shook away the goblins holding him. He put on a threatening expression, scaring the goblins to pale and afraid to come any closer.
In terms of combat power alone, the Jiujianxian can kill all these goblins with one move. The immortal spirit bursts out, and under the crushing force on the life level, these weak banshees immediately sense the demonic instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding harm. It was dangerous, and they dared to make mistakes. They hid aside with lowered eyebrows, huddled in a ball and shivered.
Generally speaking, at this time, you can say a few cruel words and scold: "All the despicable stinking banshees will get away as far as possible from the Taoist Master. If they are bumped into by the Taoist Master again, they will be killed without mercy!" to scare these little guys. A meal with the girl will have better results and ensure that she will not be entangled in the future.
But in his heart, Jiu Jianxian was extremely ashamed and annoyed that he had become the kind of person he hated the most. How could he be more evil? Exuding evil spirit was the limit of what he could do.
Picking up the dirty Taoist robe that had been thrown aside and putting it on, Jiujian looked back at the female fairies again, sighed with a complicated mood, and walked towards the entrance of the cave.
When he walked out of the cave, it was already noon outside, and the sun was very dazzling. Jiu Jianxian covered his face. He suddenly felt an extremely strong sense of self-loathing. He only felt a little more comfortable by covering his old face. He didn't want his ugly face to be exposed. under the sun.