Lord God Investigator

Chapter 1087: All Cute Things Are Created by Torture

The Demon King's strong desire to live exploded, and his mind suddenly became extremely active. He racked his brains to think about whether he could find effective evidence to prove that he was not lying.

An idea flashed in her mind, and she suddenly remembered that she had a miniature telephone snail plugged into her ear. In the past, Luo Feng used this earplug-type miniature telephone snail to teach her how to respond and assign her how to do bad things.

There is no semicolon in the phone snail. Only Luo Feng can take it out. As long as you take out the snail in your ear, it is an ironclad proof!

No matter what, Luo Feng couldn't answer why the Demon King of the Demon Army had this unique special phone snail in his hand, which proved that he had been secretly instigating it all along.

Thinking of this, the Ghost King turned from worry to joy and sneered: "You humans are so cunning, you are more evil than us demons. It's a pity that the facts are the facts, and sophistry is useless!"

He puffed up his little chest and said confidently: "This emperor has conclusive evidence to prove that I was ordered by him! Wait a moment, I will take out the evidence and display it. As long as I take out that thing, you will understand immediately. That pious monk has evil intentions!"

As she spoke, she reached out and dug out her ears to take out the snails stuck in her ear holes.

The Heavenly Ghost Emperor's confident and determined look was very convincing. The Jiujianxian once again cast doubtful eyes on Luo Feng and said, "Zen Master, what do you say?"

Luo Feng said calmly: "The poor monk has a clear conscience. How can he possibly get evidence for something he has never done before? I think she is just using a delaying tactic. Be careful not to let her find an opportunity to escape."

"Hmph! Monk, the great liar, I am indeed not a good ghost, but you are worse than me, so just be tough and wait until I take out the little snail you gave me..."

After picking it out several times, Tiangui Huang didn't pull it out. There was a numbness and itch in the ear hole, and he felt that the little thing adsorbed on the skin of the ear canal began to crawl, crawling towards the depth of the ear hole.

"Hey...what's going on?"

The Demon King, who did not believe in evil, changed his little finger to the thinnest one and dug his ears hard. However, it was like picking out earwax. If he started digging, it would push the earwax deeper. It didn't matter if he dug it, the snail was pushed in. Inner auditory canal.

The snail adsorbed on the eardrum and suddenly made a harsh noise. Not only did it stimulate the noise, it also opened its mouth and used its tiny fangs to eat the delicate soft meat of the cochlea.

The Heavenly Ghost Emperor couldn't bear it anymore. He fell to the ground, covered his ears, kicked his legs and rolled around while screaming: "My ears! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts like hell! Stinky monk, you are plotting against me!"

"You can't survive the cuteness and start to behave and roll around?"

Luo Feng folded his arms and watched the show, and said disdainfully: "You kid is quite clever. Within a few days of becoming a girl, you learned everything you should and shouldn't learn."

Generally speaking, the miniature headset inserted into the ear will be specially designed to ensure that it will not penetrate into the ear hole and cannot be taken out. However, the miniature phone snail provided to her by Luo Feng is not a publicly sold product, so there is no need to care about the user experience.

If a user complains to him about disability caused by product quality problems, he can only reply: "Dear user, I am your father. There are two steps to solve the problem. The first step is to kneel down, and the second step is to sing conquer."

Therefore, the miniature snail is not designed to facilitate removal at all. Instead, it goes in the opposite direction and specially adds the anti-removal habit of drilling deep into the ear hole in case of danger. The purpose is to trick the wearer at the appropriate opportunity.

Many insects have this kind of avoidance mechanism. For example, if a cockroach burrows into its ear, the more it digs, the deeper it crawls. As long as some fragments of cockroach characteristics are added to the genetic code, this function can be perfectly realized.

The Heavenly Ghost Emperor clenched her silver teeth, endured the severe pain and the high-energy infrasound noise that drove her crazy, and said to her daughter who ran over to help her: "Quickly find a gold hairpin to help me pick out the things in my ears." Come out, quickly, quickly, if you delay for a while longer, it will hurt me to death."

"What's going on? Has she been bewitched?" Jiu Jianxian was confused and couldn't help but ask.

When he was young, Jiujianxian had lived in the Miao territory for a period of time and had a certain understanding of the poisonous arts in the Miao territory. The miserable state of the Ghost Emperor was somewhat similar to that of being poisoned by poison.

"Taoist Priest, that female devil's acting skills have always been superb. Have you forgotten the time in the Demon Locking Tower where you were deceived by her superb acting skills?"

Luo Feng said calmly: "If you don't believe she is acting, just cast a spell on her that can detect poison to confirm."

The Jiujianxian made a spell and cast the "Purifying Soul Spell" from a distance. The light flashed on the Heavenly Ghost Emperor. Judging from the sensory information fed back by the spell, she was not hit by any negative spell at all.

Curse, toxins, and illusion effects were not detected, which meant that there was no abnormality in her body at all. Jiu Jianxian couldn't help but believe that the Ghost Emperor was showing off his acting skills.

This is also due to the limited knowledge. How did Jiu Jianxian know that there were telephone snails the size of rice grains in the world? It was beyond his cognitive level. Under the influence of blind spots in thinking, he was naturally ignored.

Strictly speaking, the bites and noises of the miniature snails are considered physical attacks and do not come with any fluctuations of spiritual energy or demonic energy. It is only because of the sensitivity of the nerves in the cochlea that it caused great pain to the Demon Emperor. Under the test of immortality, , does not show any negative status effect in the world of fairy sword at all.

The monsters and demons in the world of Xianxia have a special hidden weakness, that is, they are strong on the outside and weak on the inside. Once tiny insects penetrate their bodies, they are almost helpless. No matter how powerful the magic power is, they can only helplessly Endure severe pain.

For example, Princess Iron Fan was penetrated into Sun Wukong's body. She was dripping with sweat, gasping and crying, "It hurts, uncle, please be gentle, uncle, please forgive me. You bully your sister-in-law like this, and I won't fight you until your elder brother comes back." Apart from such words, they can only endure the ruthless whipping in shame and have no choice but to do anything.

The miniature phone snail burrows into the depths of the cochlea, which is essentially the same as Little Wukong burrowing into the body of Princess Iron Fan, and cannot be driven away through magic.

Although the Heavenly Ghost King is a ghost, he comes from the Heavenly Ghost clan and belongs to a kind of demon ghost. The biggest difference from ordinary ghosts is that he has a physical body. The fleshy body gives the Heavenly Ghost clan powerful physical power, but at the cost of losing virtual penetration. The ghost characteristics of matter also possess the hidden weakness of this demon.

Sister Xie took off the golden hairpin from her head, inserted the tip of the hairpin into the Tiangui Emperor's ear hole, and tried to pick out the snail. Unfortunately, even if the tip of the hairpin touched the deepest snail, it could not penetrate. The harder the Tiangui Emperor tried, The more painful it is.

You must know that creatures like snails have shells. The golden hairpin is blocked by the hard shell. How can it pierce the soft flesh of the snail? No matter how hard you apply, you can only push the snail deeper.

If it were an ordinary insect, the Demonic King would mobilize the demonic energy to vibrate his whole body and kill it. However, the miniature phone snail would be completely unafraid if it was hidden in a special polymer shell.

"No, daddy, if I push harder, I'm going to pierce your eardrum."

The sister was also sweating. It was not easy to pick out the snail. The little thing was very strong and the suction cup sucked very tightly. The Heavenly Ghost Emperor was in unbearable pain and struggled unconsciously, trying to hold her down. It took a lot of effort, but it was her brother Tianzhihuang who was tall and strong who helped hold down Tianguihuang's head, so that she could barely insert the golden hairpin into the shaking ear hole.

"Just pierce my eardrums. It's better to be deaf. I really can't stand it!"

The infrasound noise exploding inside the ear hole is almost destroying the Demon King's consciousness. The so-called "magic sound filling the brain" is nothing more than this. What is even more tragic is that the source of the sound is deep in the cochlea. Blocking the ears will make the hearing clearer.

"Okay, daddy, you have to hold it back!"

Seeing that the Demon Emperor was in agony, Sister Xi had no choice but to help her get rid of the ear. Just when she mustered up the courage to pierce the tip of the golden hairpin into the Emperor's ear hole, the latter suddenly stopped. I struggled, as if the pain had stopped suddenly.

Waving his hand weakly, the Ghost King whispered: "Wait a minute...it doesn't hurt much anymore. Let me take a breath first."

It turned out that the miniature snail in her ear hole stopped making harsh noises and painful bites, but before she could take a breath, it emitted a mechanical prompt sound synthesized by a biochemical computer: "Didi, if the host destroys the senses and blocks the noise, this The snail will turn on the self-destruct mode, and the explosion power is equivalent to a thunderbolt bomb."

A thunderbolt exploded in the ear hole, and the Demon King could imagine the pain in his head. How could he dare to let the sister help pierce the eardrum to relieve her from the noise trouble?

The prompt in the ear sounded again: "Didi, host, please pay attention, the 'Best Good Baby System' is online. This system does not have any reward mechanism, but there are as many as 1,632 punishment modes. If the host does not If you complete the task according to the system prompts, you will definitely regret being born. It is better to die early and be reincarnated."

After hearing this reminder, the Ghost Emperor's face turned pale, and he fell into the ice cellar, his whole body stiff with fear.

The next prompt sounds:

“Didi, the system’s initial task is started.

Mission goal: Make Jiujianxian believe that the host is directing and acting on his own.

Task Tips: It is recommended that you directly admit that you are acting. Just now, you were acting like a fool to frame a good person. Now you have finally recognized the reality in your conscience and decided to confess everything, admit your cowardness, and kneel down to beg Zen Master Luo for mercy and forgiveness.

Punishment for mission failure: The miniature snail will bite through the ear muscle tissue, enter the host's brain, and release eggs in the host's brain to lay eggs. The eggs will travel through the blood circulation to every organ and tissue in the host's body, multiplying indefinitely until it eats up the host's flesh and blood. "

No matter how stupid the Heavenly Ghost Emperor was, she finally understood that Luo Feng had no good intentions when he gave her this miniature snail. From the moment she stuffed the snail into her ear hole, she was completely defeated and became Luo Feng's wishful thinking. puppet.

Tian Gui Huang was stunned for a long time. Jiu Jianxian, Li Xiaoyao and others couldn't hear the sound from the earphones. They didn't know what was going on, and they all felt very strange.

The little girl ghost stood up in despair, staggered down the throne steps, came to Luo Feng, her knees softened and knelt down on the ground, crying with all kinds of grievances: "Zen Master... I was wrong. I was desperate. I was afraid of being besieged and killed by you like Kong Phosphorus, so I came up with this stratagem to frame you. Now that you have seen through it, I can no longer continue the show. Please be merciful and spare me."

Luo Feng just smiled, turned to the Jiujianxian and said: "What are you talking about, poor monk? You guys, you should use your brains more when things happen. Don't be so easily fooled. You are always led by others! This kind of clumsiness All the tricks can scare you, I really think you should study Buddhist scriptures, increase your wisdom, and improve your ability to discern."

After scolding the red-faced Jiujianxian, Luo Feng patted the little female ghost kneeling in front of her on the head, blessed her with a blessing, and said kindly: "Don't be afraid, as long as you are a good boy, I have a lot of help for you. And I have always been full of love for female goblins, so I won’t hurt you.”

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