Chapter 1076 Betrothal Gift
Judging from the standards of immortal cultivators, Jiujianxian has really fallen under Luo Feng's series of conspiracies this time. He has fallen into the endless world of mortals. His eyes have been dazzled by the color, and he can no longer extricate himself. He has soared. His Taoist foundation has completely collapsed, and he will not be able to achieve perfect virtue through endless reincarnations, and the gate to heaven will not be opened to him.
However, it is a blessing in disguise. If the gods are really free and happy, how come so many gods in heaven violate the laws of heaven and come to earth selfishly?
From the beginning of Shushan's hard training to the day of ascension to godhood, how can the disciples of Shushan truly live a free life if they don't follow the sect's rules, if they don't care about their face, if they don't uphold their moral standards?
Li Xiaoyao was originally very carefree, but when he became Shushan, he couldn't be carefree at all. Because his name was not worthy of his name, he even changed his name.
Although becoming a god can lead to immortality, I just want to ask you, are you happy?
It’s hard to say whether other cultivators in the world of immortals can be free and happy after becoming gods, but the gods in the heaven of the immortal sword world will probably only cry in silence when hearing this question.
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Taking a deep breath, Jiujianxian muttered in a low voice: "I do this for the people of the world... all for the people of the world... saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I can save all living beings in the world. My honor and disgrace are nothing." …”
After reading it a dozen times, he mustered up the courage, blushed and whispered: "You will tell the Song Dynasty royal family the whereabouts only after marrying them, so I have no other choice but to agree."
This sentence is as half true as what he said to his senior brother Dugu Yuyun: "Drinking is actually to refine the 'Dionysian Curse' to better eliminate demons."
It's a lie, but the Dionysian Curse developed due to alcoholism is indeed extremely powerful; to be honest, he didn't stop drinking after practicing the Dionysian Curse.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt an unbearable numbness on the lower side of his lower abdomen, and an ambiguous heat rose from his Dantian!
The old drunkard was immediately startled. Alcoholics all know the allusion to the "alcohol worm" in the belly. It is said that when one is craving for alcohol, the alcohol worm will make a fuss in the stomach, which is a sign of alcohol addiction.
Why did he just say that he agreed to marry a wife, and his private parts started to tremble? Could it be that in addition to the "alcohol bug" and the "sex bug" in the human stomach, could it be that the lower body has awakened itself, is possessed by the sex bug, and does not obey the instructions of the brain? ?
Could it be that because of what he said against his will, he suffered retribution in this world and contracted another addiction like alcoholism?
After regaining his composure and calming down for a moment, Jiu Jianxian realized that it was not his younger brother who had awakened, but the vibration mode of his waistband!
The little snake spirit who had returned to her original form and was disguised as a belt overheard that Jiu Jianxian agreed to marry her, and was so excited that she couldn't help but tremble.
The little snake spirit ignored the disguise and happily transformed back into its original form, and threw herself into the arms of Jiujianxian. The snake's tail wrapped him tightly, kissed him on the old face, and said ecstatically: "You know he is a good person. , won’t leave us behind, Pi’er is going to marry someone, so happy to be married, hiss!”
This snake's refined form is not completely complete. The tongue is somewhat long and has a bifurcated tip, so the pronunciation is not clear. The tongue is a bit big, and it also has a bit of a mouth habit unique to snakes. It will habitually make a tongue-thrusting sound at the end.
It was embarrassing to be eaten by a snake spirit in public. Jiu Jianxian wanted to push the little snake girl away, but found that it was really difficult to get rid of the clinging little spirit. Coiling is the predatory instinct of snakes, and the strength Incredibly big.
The Jiujianxian struggled to break free twice and was sure that the entanglement was too tight. He could only break free by cutting off the snake's tail with a sword. However, he could not hurt a girl who was expressing love to him for no reason, so he had no choice but to give up the resistance. , stood there numbly, letting the overly happy little snake spirit hang on his body and kiss her wildly.
Suddenly, the belt turned into a girl, and the pants were no longer restrained, sliding down to her ankles. Jiu Jianxian was so entangled that she couldn't move, even if she tried to lift her pants to cover up her appearance, she couldn't.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor was laughing so hard that the demons in the hall were also laughing wildly. This was the first time they saw the righteous and aloof immortals in the past, who were always full of superiority when facing demons, in such embarrassment.
At this moment, the old Taoist wanted to die. The stimulation was too strong, and the shame had exceeded the limit that his rationality could bear. A string that had been stretched in his head suddenly broke.
In a daze, Jiujianxian felt as if he had crossed an obstacle, and his mood suddenly became peaceful. At the moment, he was extremely embarrassed. He had experienced this kind of predicament before. What other humiliation could shake his heart in the future? Face doesn't seem to be that important anymore.
The crystal wall that had always been invisibly blocked in the deepest part of his heart, subconsciously composed of the precepts of Shushan, the laws of heaven, and the righteous moral values, restraining his every move, controlling his life, and restraining his thoughts, shattered.
When Jiujianxian has lived to this age, apart from feeling free when he is drunk, when he is sober, doesn't he feel like he is entangled by a snake, and his every move follows the will of heaven and the orders of his senior brother?
The Jiujianxian couldn't help but ask himself, since he has determined that everything he does is right, why should he care about the slander and ridicule of others, why should he care about rules and regulations?
Isn’t the most fundamental pursuit of those who cultivate immortality the phrase “My fate is up to me and not up to God!”?
But Shushan disciples are bound by sect rules when practicing, and after ascension, they will be controlled by the strict hierarchy of heaven. There is no freedom at all, but the more they practice, the more they respect the destiny!
With his heart brightening, Jiujianxian smiled and put down many things.
When the laughter gradually subsided, he gently patted Jin Wei'er's soft and boneless back, and whispered softly in her ear: "Good boy, go and sit aside for a while. Uncle has something serious to do. Wait. I'll finish my work and play with you again."
The little snake spirit nodded meekly, loosened its coils, and swam to the side. The snake's tail was coiled into a ball, and it sat there obediently. However, its eyes were fixed on the Jiujianxian and refused to move away. It was full of smiles and full of happiness. Looks like a little daughter-in-law.
The Jiu Sword Immortal raised his hand to the Ghost Emperor and said: "Since I have agreed to marry those seven children, I will definitely take them all away, and I will do my best to take care of them, and we will never leave them in this life." Don’t give up! Then, please keep your promise and tell me where the Song Dynasty royal family was captured by you, right?"
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor shook his head and said: "How can it be so easy for you, an old Taoist, to think too well? This is the Xuanzheng Palace of the Song Dynasty, and the emperor is sitting on a dragon chair. Now I am the legitimate emperor of the demon clan. He wants to marry me." The rules for being an emperor’s daughter are the same as marrying a princess!”
Jiujianxian frowned and said, "Didn't you say that I don't need to join the demon army?"
"Yes, the emperor said so, but this does not mean that you can take away the emperor's daughters with just your mouth."
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor said: "There are two ways to marry a princess, one is to become a consort, and the other is to marry. If you don't want to be a consort, just follow the rules of the marriage and at least give some tribute. The prince of the grassland thought To marry the princess of the Song Dynasty, I will offer you thousands of cattle and sheep, and thousands of horses..."
Having said this, Tiangui Emperor stretched out his hand towards Jiujianxian, made a begging gesture, and said matter-of-factly: "Then what are you going to give in exchange for the seven princesses?"