Chapter 988 The Pervert Who only Cares About Eating and Not Fighting

In an instant, several methods came to my mind.

Method 1: Use money to bribe!

Now that I have a lot of private money in my pocket, I can exchange some of the silver coins into copper coins here, and then take out a few of them to bribe Lily.

Well, this might work.

With this in mind, I took out a silver coin, exchanged it for a hundred copper coins, put the copper coins into my pocket, then took out two copper coins from it, turned around and handed them to Lily: "Here, here you go, buy some candies." .”

Lily took the copper coins, with a confused look on her face, and blinked: "Brother Xiaoyi, two copper coins can only buy one of the cheapest candies here, which is not enough for me, Lizzy, and Remi to share."

I thought about it, took out four more copper coins, and put them in her palm: "Six copper coins, that's enough now."

Lily blinked her big innocent eyes and looked at me: "Brother Xiaoyi, we want to eat magic honey."

The corners of my mouth twitched: Magic honey, you can buy it in gold coins.

Thinking of this, I felt distressed and said to Lily seriously: "Lily, to become an excellent person, you must first know how to live a simple and simple life!"

Lily tilted her little head: "Brother Xiaoyi, is the sister you just talked to on the phone good-looking?"

"Ahem" I cleared my throat and decided to use the second method.

Method 2: Divert your attention!

A kind smile covered my face: "Lily, do you want to go to the Elf Forest later?"

Lily's little head shook like a rattle: "I won't go, I won't go. I made an agreement with Lizi and Remi today to untie the nine links."

When I saw that the topic had shifted to the Nine Links, I was a little happy: children are children, and I could divert my attention so easily.

Lily put her index finger in her mouth and sucked: "Brother Xiaoyi, I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry. Let's go home and eat. There's no delicious food here~"

"Yes, it was Sister Fenghuang who asked me to ask you to go back for dinner." Lily pouted and said, "Then when I came over, I saw Brother Xiaoyi and a big sister talking using a communication crystal."

"What big sister? Well, well, she is indeed the big sister, but that big sister is brother Xiaoyi's work partner," I said seriously.

"So, brother Xiaoyi?" Lily continued to smack her fingers: "Is that big sister pretty?"

Damn it, you lolita, why do you always cling to this!

Ever since, method two went bankrupt and I decided to use method three.

Method three. I haven’t figured out method three yet!

Damn it, how can this be done?

Just when I was using my brain and decided to come up with a more perfect solution, not far away, a female voice came over: "Xiaoyi, what are you doing? Why don't you come back for dinner?"

When I looked up, it was Lilea!

Holy crap, why is she here?

Looking at all the girls in the Fearless Guild, Lillea is the one who knows how to read words and expressions the best, and at the same time, she is also the one who is the best at stirring up trouble!

If she finds out what happened just now and stirs up trouble like this when she goes back, I will definitely be beaten again!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder.

I put on a smile and reached out to touch Lily's hair: "I was just discussing buying three magic honey candies for Lily."

"What are you buying that for?" Lilea frowned: "The food is ready here. If you buy that for her, can she still eat it?"

I spread my hands towards Lily: "I see, it's not that I don't want to buy it for you. Come on, let's go back to eat first."

Lily pouted, looking aggrieved.

Lilea kept staring at the two of us from beginning to end. When we walked over, she suddenly grabbed Lily, squatted down, and asked her: "Lily, tell sister, do you have anything to say?" ?”

I was busy talking to the side: "Why would she want to say it?"

"Shut up!" Lilea shouted, her eyebrows raised and her face serious.

I immediately shut up and stood aside with a wilted voice, thinking in my mind: Finished bird, finished bird, finished bird.

As expected, Lily did not disappoint me at all - she told Lillea everything she heard.

"Oh~" Lilea's starry eyes flashed, half-smiling but not smiling: "So there is still such a thing~"

After laughing, she took Lily's hand and said, "Let's go back. My sister will buy you magic honey later."

Lily couldn't be happier.

Then, Lilea said to me in a very cold voice: "Go back to eat first. After sending Emily home, we will take care of you."

In a word, my heart is as cold as the Antarctic, and my will is sinking into the sea like the Titanic.

After that, he followed Lilea back home anxiously, then had a dinner that didn’t taste good, and then sent Emily home with a confused look on her face. Obviously, Emily should know something. ——Lilea whispered to her for a long time after the meal, so the time it took to send Emily home was very short. After returning home, Emily didn’t say a word to me, just used her eyes. He gave me a blank look and closed the door.

I returned home like a zombie, and then returned to my room, where I was tortured, beaten, and finally rolled up in a quilt and hung from the beam. It wasn’t until the early morning of the next day that I was let down by Barbara. .

This is why I am reluctant to let my fiancées know that I have contacts with other girls - they usually choose to cut it off first and then reveal it later, without giving me any chance to explain at all.

After breakfast with tired faces, we went to the dungeon to spawn monsters as usual.

On the road, Cagalli walked side by side with me. She stared at me with her beautiful eyes and said, "I didn't expect that after going to Dashai City, I could hold a beautiful woman in my arms."

I looked innocent: "My relationship with her is really just a work relationship."

"You used to have a working relationship with the half-elf," Cagalli said, "Now she has become your fiancée."

I am speechless.

"Really, I can't relax for you at all," Cagalli curled her lips and said displeased.

Phoenix walked on the other side of me. She didn't speak from the beginning to the end. She just looked at me with a pair of clear and innocent eyes. Her eyes seemed to be telling me: You already have fiancées like us, aren't you satisfied yet? ?

Well, it's so dazzling. The purity and flawlessness of Phoenix dazzled me so much that I almost didn't dare to look at her.

At this time, Yura next to Phoenix said with a charming face: "Really, brother, sister, I thought you were much more honest~"

Susan laughed behind me and said: "President, Xiaoyi's ability to flirt with women is extraordinary~"

Cagalli snorted: "A pervert who only cares about eating and not fighting!"

After hearing this, the others covered their mouths and snickered.

Only Jackson looked yearning and murmured: "I don't want to flirt with women, I just want to win over the boss lady."