Chapter 1001 The Ancients Loved to Talk Nonsense

Florence is not a human, but a beast, a dog among the beasts.

The natural characteristic of the dog people is that they have an extremely keen sense of smell and hearing. Any smell or sound in her senses will be amplified several times, ten times or even dozens of times.

In other words, no matter where Zach hides the gold coins, Florence will smell it out at the first time. No matter what little tricks Zach makes, Florence will hear it out at the first time.

This is a very scary thing.

At the same time, when I think of Florence, I think of my fiancée Barbara. She is a cat tribe, has extremely strong night vision, very fast reaction speed, and her hearing is also quite sensitive. In other words, in the future, In life, I can no longer sneak out to play at night, nor can I do any little tricks that make noises.

Thinking of this, I can't help but sweat.

Fortunately, Cagalli is a tauren and does not have so many special talents, but her only talent is enough to make me choke - natural strength.

Therefore, be sure not to offend any Orc girls easily. The talents they possess are beyond what a mere human like me can bear.

Zach saw clearly my wry smile and shame, and Zach smiled and said, "Doesn't it feel scary?"

I nodded, reached out and patted his shoulder, and then sighed deeply.

This sigh blended into the endless desolation.

We spent a whole afternoon and still didn't finish cleaning the house. It was almost dinner time. Everyone was hungry, sleepy and tired. We wanted to cook, but there was a pile of things in the kitchen that couldn't be moved. , I wanted to go out for a dinner at a restaurant, but Cagalli refused again, saying that she could not let her goddess Emily eat the unpalatable meals in the restaurant.

In fact, if you think about it, what she said makes some sense. The elves don't really care about dinner, whether it's a personal home or a restaurant.

Therefore, as long as we are not extremely sleepy, we will choose to go home and cook ourselves instead of going to the restaurant to deal with it.

However, the current situation is like this: I can't cook in the kitchen, so I'm thinking of having a barbecue. The grill and other things are still in the innermost cabinet of the kitchen, and I can't take them out at all. I just go to Yang Guo's house to have a meal. It will cause a lot of trouble to Yang Jiu and the others. What if they use Emily's kitchen to cook? The food can be cooked, but the room is too small to accommodate the likes of us. Oh, by the way, there is also a huge one. Beetle monster, it would be even more difficult to sit down.

Encountering so many difficulties, we can't help but fall into distress.

Seeing that it was almost time for Emily to come over, Cagalli slammed her fist on the table in a hurry.

I was feeling distressed on the side and didn't know what to say. It was a table made of high-grade fragrant wood, and it was made by elves. The price was ridiculously expensive, more than a hundred times the price of an ordinary table.

Looking at Cagalli's anxious look, and looking at the high-grade fragrant wood table that had begun to shake slightly, I really didn't know whether I should go up to persuade her, or let her vent.

After struggling for a few minutes, I heard a click and my heart dropped.

Turning around to look at the high-end fragrant wood table, it was shattered to pieces.

However, what Cagalli did next made me feel even more chilled.

When she saw the table was broken, she turned her head and looked directly at me, with anxiety and anger in her eyes: "Xiao Yi!"

Hearing her unkind tone, I leaned over with a smile on my face: "Hey, I'm here."

An ancient saying goes: Don’t hit the smiling person with your stretched out hand.

Now is the time to witness whether what the ancients said is right or not!

Knew it! Without saying a word, Cagalli grabbed me and her petite but powerful fist moved around my head, causing me to grit my teeth in pain.

What a meow, the ancients loved to talk nonsense!

After spinning her fist over my head for more than ten times, she stopped. Cagalli stared at her big beautiful eyes and said angrily: "Xiaoyi, give you a minute to come up with an effective way to make us happy." A decent and delicious dinner!”

"One minute," I said with a grimace, "Can you add a little more time?"

Cagalli grinned twice: "Half a minute."

I went crazy. How come the time is decreasing instead of increasing?

"Dinner, dinner, dinner." I kept saying these two words, hoping that it would bring me some inspiration.

Time ticked by ruthlessly, and Lylea on the side was counting softly: "Sixteen, seventeen, half of it has passed, eighteen, nineteen."

I wipe it! Only eleven seconds left! I said, Lillea, are you counting a little too fast?

While complaining, I tried hard to think of a place that could satisfy all of Cagalli's requirements.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed through me, and I instantly had an idea: "Airship!"

"Airship?" Cagalli frowned: "Xiao Yi, please make it clear."

"We can go to have dinner on the airship." I said while forcing a smile: "The chefs there are very good."

Cagalli looked up at the sky, then nodded: "Well, how could I have forgotten this matter? Dewey is Xiaoyi's godfather and our godfather-in-law. There seems to be nothing wrong with us eating at our own home. That’s right.”

Phoenix, Barbara, Lilea, and Yula nodded one after another, as did the other male compatriots in the guild. The former women agreed with Cagalli's idea, while the latter were afraid of offending the majesty of the guild's eldest sister. .

Cagalli took out the VIP badge that Dewey gave me from my body, handed it to Billy beside me, and ordered: "Go to the airship base quickly and ask them to prepare the most sumptuous dinner."

Billy took the badge and hurried away obediently.

The rest of us threw all the unarranged furniture and objects into the hall, and then as soon as the door was closed, we all stood at the door of the house waiting for Emily's arrival.

Not long after, Emily appeared in the distance in casual clothes. Cagalli walked over quickly and greeted her a hundred meters away.

After that, under the guidance of Cagalli, we arrived at the airship base. Billy had been waiting under one of the airships for a long time. When he saw us coming, he ran over and handed over the noble badge as if to please. To Cagalli.

Cagalli did not return the noble badge to me, but directly put it away. After putting it away, she did not forget to turn around and give me a look.

Things became very simple after that. The chefs on the airship were all-rounders. There was almost no cuisine they couldn't cook. They had all kinds of meals and made everyone happy.

Although Emily is the president of the Rose Legion, one of the five major guilds, she has never enjoyed such treatment on an airship. It's not that she doesn't want to enjoy it, but that she is not qualified enough.