The People Walking in Dungeons Are Surely Not Normal

Chapter 1010 Marrying a Wife Is Like a Phoenix

The little princess's astonishing words were so sudden that I was caught off guard and stopped on the spot.

Zach worked hard for a long time, then he let out a chuckle and laughed.

When I came back to my senses, the corner of my mouth twitched. I was really sweating like a waterfall and helpless like a torrent!

If the other party was an adult beautiful girl, I might ask her about her motives while feeling happy in my heart. But unfortunately, the other party is a little lolita about the same age as Remi and the others, with no breasts and no breasts. My butt has no butt, and maybe it doesn’t even have hair growing on it!

Such a little loli pretends to be a crazy girl and proposes to me?

I touched her forehead with the back of my hand. Yes, it wasn't hot. It seemed like she didn't have a fever. Then I tapped her forehead with my index finger.

The little princess looked unhappy and said angrily: "Why are you knocking on my head?"

"I want to hear if there's the sound of the ocean inside."

"The sea?" The little princess looked at me with a puzzled face, then turned to Zach.

Zach, who had laughed just now, finally came back to his senses. He cleared his throat and turned his face to the side.

"Tell me, what does it mean to have the sound of the sea in your head?" She asked, pulling the clothes on Zach's stomach.

Zach cleared his throat again, with an embarrassed look on his face: "Your Highness, it's best that you don't know."

"No! I want to know! I must know! I must!" The little princess's stubborn temper came to the fore, and she got into a temper on the spot.

Zach looked at me, and I shrugged at him. Then he sighed and said, "What Xiaoyi means is that, Your Highness, there is water in your head."

The little princess was instantly angry, her eyes widened, and she looked at me and said, "An Xiaoyi! How dare you insult me! Believe it or not, I will file a complaint with my master!"

"Go ahead." I stretched out my hand and pointed in the direction of my house: "Your master is staying at my house now."

"Ah!" The little princess was shocked when she heard this: "My master, is she in your house? What about today's meat?"

"Yes, your master is also here. How about it, do you still want to go?" I smiled and looked at her ears. Just now, her ears were pulled by Emily for a long time.

The little princess subconsciously covered her ears, her little face was tangled. After a while, she bit her lips and stamped her feet hard: "I have to go! The worst, the worst is to have my ears pulled by the master again!"

This little girl's thoughts are so weird. She didn't do anything wrong. She was just enjoying a meal. How could Emily pull her ears?

Emily is not an ear-puller.

However, I suddenly found that using this trick to deal with the little princess is very effective. Just mention her master and look at her ears, and she will become a good girl in fear. Hey, interesting.

It didn't take long for the forty cattle and sheep to be prepared, all bundled together and packed into a large box.

The boxes are made of wood and were specially prepared for us by the boss. There are four wooden pulleys under each box to make it easier for us to drag them around.

I asked the boss how much two wooden boxes cost. The boss smiled and said, "Because you are a regular customer, these two wooden boxes are for you."

I thanked the boss, and then Zach and I dragged a wooden box home.

On the way, the little princess was very excited. She ran to the wooden box and patted the beef and mutton inside. Then she ran back and complained about the smell of raw beef and mutton. Her activity gave me a headache, but Zach beside her Showed full tolerance.

I took advantage of the little princess running back to look at the beef and mutton, and asked Zach: "Don't you think Princess Analetta is a little too lively?"

"I don't think so." Zach's smile was full of love: "I'm wondering if my child will be as lively as the princess when he grows up to this age."

I curled my lips and said, "Maybe he will be more lively. After all, he is a boy."

"Really?" Zach turned back and looked forward, his eyes full of expectation: "I really hope he can grow up faster."

"Hey, Zach." I called him twice, and Zach just came back to his senses, turned to me, and said, "What's wrong?"

I frowned: "Please, don't fall too deep into the fantasy, okay? Besides, do you think children are too naughty?"

"Okay," Zach said with a smile, "Only naughty children will be successful."

I shrugged, stopped expressing my opinion, and quietly pulled the wooden box.

Maybe I couldn’t understand Zach’s thoughts before becoming a father, or maybe even after becoming a father, I still think differently from him, but these things will only happen in the future, and I am still the same now. Don't dwell on this topic with him.

After returning home, the people in the guild greeted Princess Analetta one after another, and then walked around the box that Zach and I dragged back. As they walked around, they tsk-tsked: "How can there be so many Xiaoyi?" Is the butcher shop sold out?"

Phoenix looked at the beef and mutton inside, tilted his head and asked me: "Xiaoyi, can we eat so much?"

I nodded: "Don't worry, it will definitely work, but maybe it won't be enough."

After hearing this, she nodded, then put her little nose close to me, sniffed it against my clothes, frowned, and said, "It smells bad, Xiaoyi, go change your clothes."

"good."

I responded and was about to go into the room to get some spare clothes, but Barbara stopped me with her hand.

Barbara moved her little nose and asked me: "Xiaoyi, you didn't buy white fish!"

“Yes,” I said, “With so much beef and mutton, do you still want to eat white fish?”

"Yes!" Barbara raised her head, puffed out her chest, and said arrogantly.

With nothing to do, I showed my hands to Zach, who gave me a wry smile, and then the miserable two started their second shopping trip.

In order to satisfy Barbara's request, I bought another basket full of white fish. Before I left, the shop owner asked me out of curiosity: "Are you buying so many fish to feed the wild cats?"

I thought for a moment and answered him: "It's not a wild cat, it's a domestic cat."

The same Zach laughed when he heard this and asked me: "What would happen to you if Barbara heard this?"

Without thinking, I answered directly: "It must have been a series of punches, kicks and scratches. I guess I will probably be covered in bruises."

After buying white fish, Zach and I’s mission was finally over. I was going to change clothes, but unexpectedly I was stopped by Cagalli again. She said to me: “Don’t change, I’ll ask you and me later.” Zach dragged the beef and mutton into the forest, and if he changes into new clothes, he will be smelly again."

As soon as I thought about it, I gave up the idea of ​​changing clothes, but Phoenix didn't give up. She dug out a set of my clothes from the room, held them in her arms, and said, "I'll hold them for you. I'll be here soon." Let’s find a room to change to grandma’s place.”

Feeling the tenderness of the phoenix, I really want to look up to the sky and scream: If a wife is like a phoenix, what more can a husband ask for!

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