Chapter 1016 Confession Is a Difficult Problem

After hearing what I said, the goblin leader laughed. Her smile was full of ridicule and her eyes were full of sympathy. She seemed to be treating me as a fool.

"Grandma Patriarch," I couldn't help but say, "Your smile is a bit hard for me to accept."

"Is it hard to accept?" The goblin clan leader continued: "It's hard to accept. If you can even accept my smile, you are either a great man with a broad mind, or you are a fool."

This old lady, why is she so tricky with her words?

I looked helpless, spread my hands, and said, "Grandma, the patriarch, let's stop laughing and be more serious. You haven't answered my question yet."

The patriarch put away his smile, stared at me with a pair of old eyes, and said: "I didn't expect you to be so stupid. How could that little girl from the Elf clan treat you as an elder? Have you ever seen an Elf pinching the waist of his elders? ?"

I shook my head: "I've never seen this before."

"It's okay if you haven't seen it before," the patriarch said: "Not only have you never seen it, but I haven't seen it either, and I am certain that no one in this Zephyr Continent has ever seen such a scene!"

"Why?" I asked puzzled.

"Because although elves may make small mistakes, they will never make such principled mistakes as offending their elders!"

The goblin leader's tone was quite serious, changing his amiable attitude just now.

I felt like I had offended her bottom line, so I quickly apologized: "Ah, I'm sorry, grandma, the patriarch, I didn't mean to say that, I just mentioned it casually, please forgive me."

The goblin clan leader waved her hands. Although her expression was still serious, she did not seem to be angry. She pondered for a moment and said: "Actually, your guess just now cannot be said to be wrong. After all, according to your understanding of customs, it is possible to think so. It's reasonable, but your guess and what that elf girl means to you are completely different. I can see that she is a person who respects customs very much. Such a person will not make fun of customs casually. , since you touched her hair and she didn’t immediately draw her sword to execute you, this means that she..."

"Is she planning to design a perfect murder plan and then execute me?"

Ten seconds after I asked this question, the goblin leader and I looked at each other. The scene was extremely quiet for a time. No, deathly silence is more appropriate to describe it.

In these ten seconds of dead silence, I saw that the goblin leader's eyes gradually changed from kind at first to sarcasm, then to sympathy, then to doubt, then to sympathy again, and finally settled on sarcasm.

When I was wondering why the goblin leader's eyes were so changeable, I suddenly felt a sharp pain on my forehead. The leader gave me a hard slap, and at the same time, she also said: "Design your size!" "

As she said that, she pointed to her head, then to mine, and said: "This is for thinking, not for random thoughts. Don't talk about your wild ideas during a serious conversation." come out!"

I covered my forehead and said aggrievedly: "I didn't."

I saw the goblin leader's fist raised again.

I quickly said: "Yes, I'm sorry, I will never do this again!"

Only then did the goblin clan leader put down her fist. She sighed and said sincerely: "Xiao Yi, you are still young. I am doing this so that you will not be laughed at by others in the future. Do you understand my good intentions? ?”

"I don't understand, I understand!" I nodded repeatedly and said, "How could I not understand the good intentions of the patriarch and grandma!"

"As long as you understand, let's continue."

Seeing the goblin leader put his lowered fist back into his sleeve, I breathed a sigh of relief and thought to myself: Damn it, I was just in danger, I almost got another slap from her, but luckily I reacted quickly.

The elf clan leader continued: "Actually, that little elf girl is interested in you."

"Interested in me?" I pointed at my nose and said, "She likes me? Is that fake?"

The goblin leader shook his head: "She likes you. There is no way it's false. I've been there, and I can tell what she's thinking by looking at her eyes."

Hey, this sounds familiar to me. I remember my teacher always said this to me: As soon as you stick your butt out, I know you are going to poop.

"Since she likes me, why doesn't she just tell her?" I asked confused.

"Girls should always be more reserved," the clan leader chuckled.

"Actually, we boys should also be more reserved."

Boom!

Another bang.

I covered my forehead in pain and rolled on the spot.

"Men are so reserved!" said the patriarch: "Men should face their own feelings, just like men when faced with difficulties, move forward courageously!"

"Are you brave enough to move forward?" Some indescribable images suddenly came to my mind, and I couldn't help but ask, "Isn't this a bit too gangster?"

Goblin leader: "Where did you think you were?"

I asked the goblin clan leader: "Grandma, clan leader, what do you think I should do?"

"Be more direct," the patriarch said.

"Directly?" I thought for a moment and said, "Pounce on me directly and then have a promiscuous kiss?"

The patriarch's eyes twitched: "Do you think you have lived too long?"

"Then just jump on it and touch it?" I asked again.

The patriarch looked at me with caring idiot eyes: "Haha."

I:

After thinking about it, I said again: "Then, directly."

"What I said is direct, I want you to confess your love to her directly!" The patriarch emphasized: "It's just a confession, do you understand? When you confess, you can't use your hands or words!"

"Oh, so that's what it means."

The patriarch sighed deeply: "I really don't know how you got all your fiancées."

I scratched my hair in distress: "I don't know either."

Goblin leader: Σ(°△°|||)︴

For the next hour, the goblin leader and I kept discussing how to get the best results by confessing our love to Emily.

What the Elf Patriarch means is that it is enough for me to prepare a bouquet of flowers symbolizing love. After all, love is exclusive and sacred to elves.

I mean, if possible, I hope she can marry me along with all my fiancées, so that I can save myself a lot of trouble.

The clan leader chuckled: "Get out of here, you've gone off topic, you know that!"

After being chased away by the goblin leader, I continued to wander around the goblin territory.

In fact, I digressed just now on purpose, because I simply don’t know how to express my love to a girl.

Thinking about it carefully, I came together with Phoenix naturally, and I also came together with Barbara naturally. The road to getting together with Cagalli was a little bumpy - she was forced to kiss me, Come together with me.