Chapter 1053 Protagonist’s Halo
The two assassins looked at each other in confusion.
Obviously, their hearts are broken.
One of them said: "Mr. An Xiaoyi, although we are not as strong as you, you can't insult us because of this!"
Another man pulled out a dagger and said: "For the sake of dignity, I would rather die!"
The atmosphere instantly became tense.
My head was huge, and I scratched my hair in distress: "Did you misunderstand something? It's just for no reason, why should I insult you?"
"Isn't it?" the first person said: "We are assassins, not fishermen. When you ask us to catch fish, don't you want to say that in your eyes, we are no different from fishermen!"
"You can go from BJ to Qinghai with your imagination." I sighed and said, "Put your mind in a straight place, listen to me carefully, and stop thinking nonsense, okay?"
The two assassins stared at my face without blinking.
"The thing is, a friend of mine wants to eat white fish, but it's all in vain. Where can I get it for her? I have no choice but to try my luck in the Elf Forest, but I don't have any skills to catch white fish. , I don’t know what kind of white fish is delicious and what kind of white fish is not delicious, I happened to meet you two, so I wanted to ask for advice, that’s it, okay?”
The two assassins looked at each other for a long time, and one of them asked: "What did you mean by your last sentence?"
"Oh, that's my own language. Do you understand what it means?"
"Oh" the two nodded: "I understand, that means you don't mean to insult us?"
"Yes, yes, no, absolutely not!" My head was as big as a fight, and I really wanted to pull out my sword and kill them both.
"Okay," said the other assassin, "we'll help you."
Having said that, head towards the Elf Forest with me.
Although they promised to help me, they were still hostile after all, and there was definitely a lack of trust, so I walked in front and they followed behind.
On the way, I said: "Hey, although I am asking for your help, there is one thing I have to make clear. The white fish you catch for me is not allowed to be poisoned!"
The two assassins immediately became angry and started to protest. Why am I insulting their dignity and kindness? Blah blah blah.
I chose to ignore it completely and walked forward slowly.
The position to catch the white fish was found by two assassins. Looking at the hundreds of white fish swimming in the pond, each one was not as big as the one in the pond where the portal to the fairy territory was located.
But I don't plan to fish there. If one of them has research on space magic, if they find any clues and report it to their master, it will be troublesome.
There must be fewer troubles, preferably none at all. This is my creed.
Seeing that the movements and expressions of the two assassins when catching fish were very similar, I couldn't help but ask: "Did you also have someone teach you how to catch fish?"
"Shh!" One of the assassins glared at me.
I shut up immediately.
However, I have a problem. Once I want to figure out a problem, no matter how difficult it is, or even facing a sea of fire and a mountain of knives, I have to go through it just to find the answer.
Although this problem will bring me a lot of benefits, its shortcomings are also very obvious. For example: What did the pangolin say?
The two assassins were worthy of being fishing experts. They filled a bag of white fish in just ten minutes.
In order to express my gratitude, I took out two gold coins, one for each person, and regarded them as labor fees.
When they took out the gold coins, the two assassins looked desperate, thinking that I was going to kill the donkey. This made me speechless. Is my character so bad among your group?
After the gold coins were handed over to them, the two assassins asked me tremblingly: "Isn't this poisonous?"
I rolled my eyes at them: "How about you talk through your brain? No one would put poison on gold coins, unless they are the kind of guy who has a lot of money and is stupid."
"Yeah, I think so too," the two assassins said in unison.
Although you helped me, if you continue to insult my character like this, believe it or not, I will flip the table!
The two assassins collected the gold coins, thanked them, and were about to turn around and leave. I stopped them again: "Send Buddha to the west and help people everywhere. Since you are so willing to help others, can you help me get the white coins?" Can you carry the fish to your door? Thank you!"
I could clearly see the eyes of the two men twitching. If they were not assassins with extremely strong endurance skills, they must have drawn their daggers and fought with me.
The two assassins were carrying big bags of white fish, with expressions of constipation on their faces, while I slowly walked in front, turning back to chat with them from time to time.
"Hey, I'm telling you, you always lurk around my house no matter what, aren't you tired?"
Seeing that the two of them didn't respond, I continued: "You said that your boss doesn't even think about it. Even if you monitor him for a lifetime, you may not be able to find a chance to take Remi away. Unless you break the tree house and take her away from the room by force, But do you really dare to break the treehouse?”
I pinched my chin and said, "I'm afraid I don't dare. Let alone you. It seems that even the resurrected legendary hero wouldn't dare. The anger of the tree house is quite terrifying."
"There will always be opportunities," the assassin in front said, "and this is also the master's order."
"The master's orders cannot be disobeyed." The assassin behind said, "Don't you even know this?"
"I don't know." I shrugged, "I've never been an assassin."
"This is not an assassin's education, it is an introductory education at the Adventurer Academy." The assassin behind said: "You want to say that you have never entered the academy?"
"I haven't been in." I spread my hands and said, "When I was a kid, my family was poor. Let alone the academy, I didn't even have a complete set of clothes. I had to cover my buttocks with my hands when climbing a tree, otherwise I would be gone."
"Are you bluffing me?" the assassin in front blurted out: "How can you become a powerful adventurer without ever entering the academy?"
"Why not?" I said with a proud look on my face: "I have extraordinary talents and have been different since I was a child. It doesn't take a minute to become an awesome adventurer!"
The two assassins fell silent, not knowing what they were thinking.
After a moment, the assassin behind asked: "How long have you been an adventurer?"
I thought for a while: "It's less than five years."
"What!" The assassin behind also blurted out: "It seems that you are bluffing me! Five years! How can you be more powerful than us in five years!"
"Do you understand the protagonist's halo?"
The two assassins shook their heads at the same time.
I said disdainfully: "You don't even understand this, no wonder you're not as good as me."
"What is that?" the assassin in front asked.
"It is an extremely profound thing. Even if I explain it to you, you will definitely not understand it. Therefore, playing a good supporting role is the most meaningful thing in your life."
I'm talking serious nonsense.
The two assassins were confused and looked at each other.
In fact, no wonder the two of them looked confused when they heard it. Even I had no idea what I was talking about just now.
It's impossible to collect information anyway, so let's just chat happily and talk nonsense.