Chapter 1014 Emily’s Punishment
After understanding Emily's eyes, I felt like I was in an ice cave.
OK, once the dance is over, it's time for me to burp.
Hey, life is short. I never thought that I, the dignified An Xiaoyi, would die from touching a woman’s hand. Forget it, I’m going to die anyway, so I might as well touch it enough.
Thinking of this, I no longer had any scruples and boldly touched the hands of the girls on both sides.
Phoenix's hands became softer and softer as she touched them. She and I already liked each other, so naturally the more we touched them, the better the relationship became. However, Emily's hands seemed a little stiff. No wonder, although she seemed to have a good impression of me, after all, she and I It's not that intimate, and it's not as comfortable and skillful to touch.
But at this moment, I am playing a gangster with the mentality of certain death, so it is naturally different from ordinary mopping. Even her stiff little hands become soft and comfortable under my kneading!
The circle dance usually lasts until the end of the dance, and there is no deliberate time limit.
We danced in circles for nearly twenty minutes. In other words, Emily's little hands were kneaded by me for nearly twenty minutes.
After dancing, I prepared myself for Emily's fatal blow with a desperate attitude.
However, Emily did not launch a severe pinch attack on me. She stood in front of me and stared at me. After a few seconds, her red lips opened slightly: "Do you feel comfortable squeezing my hand?"
I took a deep breath and exhaled softly: "It's comfortable. It feels like I'm kneading the fleshy balls on a kitten's paws."
Emily nodded: "Do you have anything else to say?"
I took a deep breath again and said calmly: "There was once a little hand that was holding my hand. I didn't have the chance to knead and cherish it for a long time. Only when I let go did I regret it. It was the most painful thing in the world. Nothing more than this time. If the God of Creation gives me another chance, I will squeeze this little hand again. If there is another time limit, I hope I can squeeze it for ten thousand years!"
After that, I opened my arms and showed her both sides of my waist. I closed my eyes and said with a righteous face: "I have seen everything just now. Your eyes are full of murderous intent. Come on, let me bear your pain." Punishment, and your overwhelming anger!"
Emily said calmly: "Did I say I would punish you?"
Opening my eyes, I felt happy: "Aren't you going to punish me?"
In an instant, two waves of severe pain spread from my waist to my whole body. Emily said calmly: "Did I say I won't punish you?"
This woman is so cunning!
"Both sides of the waist were pinched and bruised." Taylor chuckled, "You bastard, I really don't agree with your method of picking up girls."
"Old man, can we not be so sarcastic?" I looked at my waist that was gradually healing and sighed: "I just held her little hand and didn't do anything too extreme."
"Do you think you can hold the elf's hand casually?" Taylor took a sip of wine and said, "According to me, that girl didn't chop you up with a knife, it already proved that she likes you. I didn't expect that, you bastard Her love life is actually even better than what I had before."
Not far away, the goblin leader suddenly turned his head, his old eyes full of sharp light, shooting at Taylor. Taylor, who was treating me, was frightened by these eyes.
I chuckled and said, "Old man, be careful what you say here. The five senses of the goblins are incredibly sharp."
"You don't need to educate me, you bastard." Taylor curled his lips and said, "Although that girl likes you, she is far from being committed to you. You should think carefully about how to turn that girl into a Your own wife is the serious one, and you also have to prepare to marry your fiancées, but I’m still waiting to have my grandson!"
I gritted my teeth and stopped talking. I lay on the ground and let Taylor help with the treatment.
My treatment ended after a batch of roasted meats had been thoroughly cooked.
I grabbed a handful of skewers, put them on the grill, and started grilling them with Zach.
Zach turned around and smiled: "Xiaoyi, is your waist okay?"
I twisted twice and said hey, "It's okay, I'm holding on strong."
At this time, Billy on the side was holding a meat skewer and laughing non-stop. He pointed at me and said: "Xiao Yi, your scream just now was like a donkey braying, hahahaha, it made me laugh so hard, hahahaha cough cough ! Well, cough cough cough cough!"
From extreme joy to sadness, Billy laughed too much and choked. Gordo on the side quickly came to his rescue.
I looked at Billy's miserable state and chuckled: "Oh, you must be punished for laughing at me."
Then continue grilling in earnest.
Zach was speechless on the sidelines.
After the meat was cooked, I began to distribute the meat skewers in my hand to the goblins standing in a row.
When I was on the phone with the goblin clan leader before, the clan leader told me that in order not to attract the attention of the elves, the goblins have not eaten meat for a long time. Fortunately, the goblin clan’s natural love for meat is far less than their love for vegetables, so they don’t. There were complaints and confusion.
However, when I saw the nostalgic and joyful expressions shown by the goblin people while eating barbecue, I couldn't help but sigh. Originally, they and the elves should have lived in harmony and were brothers, just like Wichburg. The dwarves and goblins, but because of the changes in the thinking of some high-level elves and the reluctance of the elves to kill, the once glorious elves were forced to hide in the space opened by the leader of the elves.
What a sad thing.
I was thinking as I distributed the cooked meat skewers to the goblins. After the distribution was completed, Zach and I continued to grill a new batch, while the goblins stood quietly in front of the grill and waited.
A little goblin was sitting next to me eating meat skewers. His big innocent eyes were staring at the flames under the grill, and his face was full of happiness and excitement.
Barbecuing is actually very relaxing, as long as you keep your eyes on the meat on the grill and don't let it get burned.
I felt that I was idle anyway, so I might as well chat with the goblin for a while, so while staring at the meat on the grill, I asked the goblin sitting next to me: "Is it delicious?"
The little goblin nodded and said: "It's delicious. This is the most delicious thing I have ever eaten!"
"Really?" I chuckled, "Is it really so delicious?"
"Well, it's very delicious." He bit into the meat, chewed it for a while, and added, "It's almost as delicious as the fruits and vegetables we have here."
"It seems you like this kind of food very much."
He nodded: "Yes."
I continued: "You know, outside the portal, there is a forest. After leaving the forest, there will be a town called Moonlight City."
"I know Moonlight City," he said, "Mom told me that before I was born, we all lived in Moonlight City with our elf friends."