Chapter 1004 Don’t Play by the Rules

Taking advantage of Barbara's arrogant aura, I began to preach to Cagalli. The content of the sermon was nothing more than to tell her that what she liked was not something that other people would also like. After all, she only likes this kind of thing. Everyone is the same.

Under my earnest preaching, Cagalli finally solved the grievances in her heart. As soon as the grievances were solved, she instantly returned to her big sister nature.

The so-called eldest sister is domineering and never weak. When encountering any problem, she will basically use violence to solve it.

In order to make everyone forget her previous helplessness and weakness, she used violent methods - punching my chest with small fists, threatening others to forget the scene just now.

I don't know if this method is effective for other people, but I do know that if she doesn't stop, I may even be forced to forget about being alive - well, not far away, I saw An old man floating in the air was smiling at me and waving to me.

Just when I was about to float over and follow my grandfather to the door full of light and warmth that opened in the sky, a violent shaking pulled me back from floating.

When I opened my eyes, Cagalli was still pulling on my collar, but she did not continue to violently attack me. Instead, she held me with one hand and pinched my waist with the other. She said domineeringly: "Have you all done this? Have you completely forgotten what happened just now?”

People around him nodded.

"Well, very good." Cagalli nodded with satisfaction, and then waved her hand: "That's all for today. Thank you for your hard work. Dismissal!"

Except for the Phoenix girls, everyone else left in a hurry.

Cagalli turned her head towards me. In order to cooperate with her and not to continue being abused, I drooped my head, rolled my eyes white, and continued to pretend to be dead.

"Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi?" Cajiali shook me a few more times. I felt the force of her shaking me and tried to relax my body to ensure that all my limbs could sway with her shaking. ——It’s more vivid to pretend to be dead like this.

"What's wrong with Xiaoyi?" It was Cagalli's voice.

"Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi, he..." was Barbara's voice.

Then, I felt someone gently pressing against my chest. After a pause, Lilea's voice sounded, full of deepness and sadness: "Xiao Yi. He is dead."

"What!" This was Barbara's voice: "Xiao Yi, how could he?"

"Do you believe this?" Lilea exclaimed: "Xiao Yi's vitality is so strong. Not to mention just one beating, even if he is beaten once a day, he will still be fine."

"So Xiaoyi is not dead?" Barbara asked tentatively.

"Isn't this nonsense?" Lilea said: "Of course Xiao Yi is not dead. It is probably because the beating that the half-cow girl gave him just now was so comfortable that he couldn't help but fall asleep."

Hey, Lillea, can't you give me some sympathetic explanation?

Why do you think I fell asleep because the beating made me so comfortable?

Before I could finish my rant, Yula asked: "Then how should we wake up Xiao Yi?"

Lilea chuckled: "Hit him again and he'll wake up."

I was shocked.

Lilea continued: "Let's use a girl with big breasts this time."

After saying this, the atmosphere instantly became silent, no one said a word, only the gentle breathing of a few women could be heard.

A few seconds later, Phoenix's voice sounded: "Is that the big-breasted girl me?"

Lilea said: "It must be you. Look here, who else has bigger breasts than yours?"

"Oh" Phoenix responded softly.

Lilea said in a very serious tone: "Remember, you have to use force. It is best to fight with all your strength. Xiaoyi will wake up in a short while."

Ah?

Tell Phoenix to hit me?

Are you sure this isn't murdering your husband?

I immediately opened my eyes, and at the same time, I twisted my body hard and broke away from Cagalli's hand. After staggering twice, I stabilized my body. I looked at Phoenix in horror, who had already opened his fighting posture, and waved my hands repeatedly. , stopped and said: "Okay, I'm done."

While talking, I started doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics: "Ah, today is really a good weather to do exercise. I suddenly feel very refreshed all over my body, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I am no longer sleepy." .”

Lilea smiled slightly: "Look, I'm just telling you, Xiaoyi fell asleep just now."

After saying that, she turned to Phoenix and continued to smile: "If you had punched me just now, Xiaoyi would be much more energetic than now~"

I said in my heart: Lilea, you are bad enough. How can I still live after receiving Phoenix's punch full of love and power?

Even though he was thinking this in his heart, he still had to pretend that he didn't know anything on the outside.

On the way back to the room, Lylea covered her mouth and snickered at me, looking like a child who had succeeded in her scheming.

The next day, we spent another whole day making final arrangements and preparations for Emily's room that was about to move in.

Cagalli's opinion about the king-size bed was ruthlessly rejected by me. Except for this one, I adopted all the other opinions.

In fact, compared with the king-size bed, other opinions are more understandable and acceptable. For example, Cagalli wanted to prepare some hanging decorations for Emily to decorate the walls, which would make it feel more like home.

We accompanied her into the decoration store, and the clerk asked us very politely if we needed any help. Cagalli nodded and asked her: "Do you have anything here that is particularly beautiful, tasteful, and can highlight your home?" A scented ornament?"

After hearing this, the shop assistant girl led us to a shelf: "The hangings here just meet your requirements, please take a look."

Cagalli looked up and down, then pursed her lips and thought for a while. She stretched out her green finger and pointed at several of the hanging ornaments and said: "This, this, and this."

The clerk girl took off the hanging ornaments one by one, put them on the counter, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, do you want to pack these hanging ornaments and take them away?"

Cagalli shook her head.

In fact, I also feel that these hangings are slightly inferior to those on the wall. If I were to choose, I would prefer the one on the corner, which can highlight the simplicity and cold temperament of the elf. .

Just when I was about to express my thoughts, Cagalli suddenly said: "Except for these few pieces, I want all the ones hanging on the wall."

After hearing this, the clerk girl was slightly startled, but her expression quickly recovered. She nodded with a smile, and then quickly took off all the dozens of remaining hanging ornaments on the wall and packed them up.

I was stunned as I watched from the sidelines: Damn it, Cagalli, why don’t you play according to the routine?