Chapter 1008 Domestic Violence

After all the luggage, packages and toiletries were sorted, Emily finally officially moved into my house.

In order to express her welcome, Cagalli announced that she would go to the Elf Forest for a bonfire party today. However, this suggestion was collectively rejected by us. It is now the time of spring and summer, and it is most likely to set fire to the mountain. Even if it is just a candle that is not extinguished, It may turn a large forest into a sea of ​​​​fire. If we go to a bonfire party now, I am afraid it will turn into a sea of ​​​​fire party in the end.

Seeing the lonely look on Cagalli's face, I couldn't bear to let her down, so I suggested: "It would be better to have a small barbecue party at home."

However, my seemingly well-intentioned decision was rejected by Cagalli. She pinched my arm and said displeasedly: "Today is Emily's first day at our house. It is very memorable. We have to celebrate!”

Looking at the bruised arm that was pinched by Cagalli, I painfully came up with an idea that was slightly better than a small barbecue party: "Let's go to the goblin leader to hold a bonfire party. Although it pollutes the air a bit, she should." You won’t reject us.”

This idea was immediately responded to by Cagalli. The other girls looked at each other and felt that they could not refute her face too much, so they all agreed.

So, for this bonfire party, everyone was divided into several groups and started their own tasks.

Zach and I were assigned the task of shopping for a variety of meats suitable for grilling.

As I walked towards the commercial street, I used the call crystal to contact the elf clan leader. After explaining the specific situation, the elf clan leader said that there was no problem, but more meat products might be needed - her clan members also wanted to enjoy it while watching the bonfire. The mood of eating barbecue.

I said no problem and hung up on the crystal.

Zach asked me how I was doing and whether the clan leader agreed or disagreed.

I waved my hand: "The patriarch said that there is no problem at all, but there is one condition."

"What conditions?"

"There needs to be more meat, and she and her tribe will also enjoy this bonfire party together."

Zach thought for a while: "There are a lot of goblins, how much meat do we need?"

I held my chin and thought for a while, then asked Zach: "How much money did you bring out?"

Zach took out the money bag that Cagalli gave him and the small money bag that Florence kindly supported the bonfire party. In total, there were more than 400 silver coins.

"More than four hundred silver coins." I pinched my chin with a worried look on my face. The money was only enough to buy two lambs.

I curled my lips and said, "Forget it."

"What?" Zach asked with a confused look on his face, not understanding what I meant.

"I said forget it" I sighed and continued: "You can keep all this money as private money. I'll ask my godfather for help."

"Isn't this bad?" Zach put the money bag away hesitantly and said with a worried look on his face: "Won't the president be angry?"

"Why is she angry? It should be me who is angry." I sighed and said, "Look, more than four hundred silver coins, including the support my sister-in-law gave us, this money is only enough to be here. Buy two high-quality lambs. Do you think two lambs are enough for such a large group of people to share? I'm afraid one person can only get a few wools."

"We can buy regular lambs, or calves."

"Come on." I directly rejected Zach's proposal: "If you buy ordinary lambs and calves, Cagalli will definitely go crazy. I don't want to be beaten by her, let alone be picked up and turned around by her. Throw the fire wheel out. Okay, just do as I say. As for these more than 400 silver coins, you can do it yourself. Try to get rid of them all before going home. Otherwise, with my sister-in-law's sense of smell, you will probably not be able to escape. A group of violent beatings, by the way, my sister-in-law should be very gentle and rarely punch or kick you, right?"

Zach nodded and said: "Florence does not hit me with her fists or feet very much, but once she gets angry, she will bite me hard."

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and showed me his arms.

The arms were covered with dozens of shallow bite marks, large and small.

I looked at it and smiled: "My sister-in-law is so sentimental. They are all shallow bite marks. They must not hurt at all. You said she bit hard, which is really an exaggeration."

Before he finished speaking, Zach sighed softly: "These are the bite marks left after Susan's treatment. They are scars and will take a long time to fade away."

I couldn't help but feel horrified after hearing this.

Although Susan is good at purification, she is also a qualified priest after all. As long as she is a priest, she can heal. With the bonus of healing, she can still leave these shallow bite marks. Florence The bite force is really amazing.

I couldn't help but ask Zach: "How did you offend your sister-in-law and actually provoke her to make such a vicious move?"

Zach sighed: "It was Florence and I when we were shopping not long ago."

As soon as he said this, Zach stopped, we both looked at each other, and then both turned our heads.

Behind him, a petite elf loli with a weird elf face was raising her head, standing on tiptoes, her eyes full of excitement and her ears pricked up to eavesdrop.

My eyelids instantly drooped, turning into a pair of dead fish eyes, and I said in a nonchalant way: "Hey, little brat, where are your hair?"

Elf Loli clenched her hands into fists and leaned close to her flat chest. She tried her best to look cute with her pretty face, stretched her neck as hard as possible, and tried to get her face as close to me as possible, while using sweet and greasy kisses. The voice said to me: "Just tell me, let him tell me, what happened when he and Florence were shopping, I really want to know~~~"

Zach's face turned red with embarrassment, and I grinned with an extremely weird smile. Then I slowly raised my right hand, made a fist, raised the second joint of my index finger, moved the joint down, and aimed—

Boom!

"Ouch!" Elf Loli covered her head, tears of pain hanging on the corners of her eyes. She asked me fiercely, "Why did you hit me?"

I blew the second knuckle of my smoking index finger and said leisurely: "Her Royal Highness Princess Analetta, please put away your curiosity. You are the future successor of the Queen. Isn't such reckless behavior very inappropriate? ?”

"Is there anything wrong?" the little princess defended, "I'm just curious. This is called innocence. How can a weird uncle like you understand my pure heart!"

I chuckled and said, "Hey, you are so innocent. Who kind of innocent little girl would be interested in other people's private gossip?"

"Yes." The little princess stared: "I am!"

"Che" I expressed great disdain.

"Your Highness Princess, do you have any instructions?" Zach said respectfully.

"Yes, yes," the little princess said excitedly: "I heard you just said you wanted to eat meat, I want to eat it too, I want to eat meat too!"