The People Walking in Dungeons Are Surely Not Normal

Chapter 979 The End of Fraternity

As soon as he finished speaking, applause sounded like thunder.

As the applause rang out, I quietly whispered in the ears of the two lolita: "Do you still remember what I said before? Even if it is a children's song, they will pursue and like you. Trust me, okay?"

Remy and Lizzy nodded stiffly.

Remi made a sad face and said, "But Xiaoyi, I don't know children's songs."

Looking at the scene, and then looking at the nervous expressions of Remi and Lizzy, my heart skipped a beat: "Okay, I'll teach you a song, you can deal with it first, listen carefully, the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are facing me Laugh, the little bird said, early morning early, why are you carrying a small schoolbag?

"Eh? No!" Remi suddenly corrected me: "This song is wrong! This is not the previous one!"

"That nursery rhyme before was wrong."

"I want to listen to the previous one!" Remi said seriously, and Lizzy's expression became quite serious.

I gritted my teeth again and thought again: "Okay, okay, listen carefully. The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the bird is saying, early, early, early, early, why are you carrying the explosive pack?"

Holding back my shame, I sang this adapted children's song from beginning to end.

After singing, Remi and Lizzy did not disappoint me. The two lolita were no longer nervous, but lay on the ground giggling, rolling around while holding their stomachs.

The eyes of thousands of elves around me were all looking towards the high platform and towards me, their eyes full of expectation and doubt.

Under these gazes, I was speechless and ashamed.

Finally, the two lolita laughed too much and got up from the ground. Looking at their relaxed expressions, you could tell that they were no longer nervous.

In fact, tension is an emotion, and it's fine as long as you use other ways to vent it.

I walked off the stage, and several girls came over one after another, asking me all kinds of questions: "Xiao Yi, what did you say on the stage just now? Why did Remi and the others laugh like that?"

I blushed: "When we get home, let's close the door and I'll tell you."

The expressions of the girls instantly became expectant. Phoenix said with a sweet voice, "Oh, when can I go home? I really want to hear what Xiaoyi and Remi said~"

Please, don't expect this, I'll be ashamed to death!

On the high platform, Remi and Lizzy were finally willing to sing. The first song they sang was the children's song I just taught them.

The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me.

It’s also a children’s song. Why does it make people laugh until their stomach hurts when I sing it, but when it comes from the mouths of two lolita girls, they unconsciously conjure up the sun, spring, flowers, and smiles in their minds? .Wait a beautiful scene?

The little bird said, early, early, early.

Ah? what 's wrong? Is it an illusion?

When I heard this sentence, I saw a group of cheerful birds flying out of the Elf Forest! When it flew over the high platform, it circled around the high platform a few times, and then landed quietly around the high platform, surrounding the two little lolita.

Is this an illusion?

I stared at the birds on the high platform in confusion, but the next moment, I was sure that this was definitely not an illusion, because one of the birds actually pooped in front of me!

The white bird poop fell under the high platform and almost hit my feet. If it weren't for the fear of affecting Remi and Lizzy's singing, I would definitely catch you and roast you!

Remy and Lizzy's singing continued.

Why are you carrying a bag of explosives? I'm going to blow up the school

When the two lolita sang this, their voices suddenly rose and became urgent and fast.

The style of painting in my mind suddenly changed, instantly turning into a horrifying war scene, which was in sharp contrast to the warmth and peace before!

This horrifically adapted children's song actually smelled of war and peace in the singing voices of the two lolita!

After the song, everyone was silent, including me.

I never thought that this children's song could be sung with such majestic momentum. There is a saying, "People are more likely to die than others!"

This children's song was considered a joke at best through my singing voice, but through the singing voices of two loli girls, it turned out to be a heavenly sound that shocked everyone!

Just when I was sighing with emotion, the applause came like a flood, so the elves were extremely excited, and each of them blushed as fast as the monkey's buttocks.

Several people around the high platform were also extremely excited, and they burst into applause.

Lilea whispered to me: "I have told you before, their singing is art!"

I nodded repeatedly and agreed, but now, compared to my excitement, the security work was more important. After all, for me, the safety of Remy and Lizzie was the first priority.

Taking advantage of the rising atmosphere, the two lolita sang a few more songs one after another. The songs were melodious, refreshing, and endlessly memorable.

After a few songs, both lolita stopped singing and continued to look at me eagerly.

I walked up to the stage again and asked them both.

Remi said pitifully: "Xiaoyi, I'm hungry."

I took out my pocket watch and looked at it. It was already past five o'clock and it was time to eat. I said to the elves in the audience: "The preparations for today's concert were abrupt. Our two beauties didn't eat. It’s getting late now, so please go back and rest early, as we will continue to clear monsters tomorrow.”

After hearing what I said, the elves looked at each other in confusion for a while, and then started from the back row and left the scene in an orderly manner.

When I left, there was almost no sound.

I had to praise in my heart: The quality of the elves is really high.

Soon, there was no one else on the scene except the chairs. We moved the chairs back to the cafe one after another. After everyone gathered in the cafe, I breathed a sigh of relief.

She thought that Akahawi would send people to disrupt the scene, but she really didn’t expect that the whole concert would go so smoothly.

In front of the counter, the proprietress was calculating the profit from this concert. Next to her, a group of orc girls headed by Barbara stared at the figures on the proprietress's account book with their glowing eyes widened.

Sitting quite far away from the counter, I couldn't clearly see the numbers on the ledger, but from the faces of Barbara and others, I could feel that the amount must not be small.

Florence, who was a seat away from me, leaned on Zach's shoulder, watching Lizzy and Remi eating cakes, and said with admiration: "You said, our children are like them Will you be this cute when you are so old?"

Zach smiled and nodded: "Yes, I will."

I was drinking juice, and I choked after listening to their conversation. After coughing several times, I angrily protested: "Can't you two show affection in front of me?"

Florence glanced at me: "Where are your fiancées?"

I sighed, turned my head, and looked to another corner of the cafe.

There, my fiancées were happily playing cards.

Zach chuckled and said, "This is the end of your charity."

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