Chapter 1200 The Opening of the 1st Superman Olympics

July 27th. M)

London. Seventeen seventeen p.m. local time.

Eighty percent of the audience entered the stadium, and the opening ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics began.

This is the first Olympic Games in the era of Superman, and the ratings far exceed any Olympic Games, and because the technology related to "charging" is getting more and more advanced, and there is a huge consumption power of the China Alliance in the world, so the Olympic Games just started, the London Olympic Committee After meeting, I couldn't stop laughing from ear to ear: the broadcasting rights alone are already... really big.

Still according to the original arrangement - after all, a certain ab muscle guy appeared before the Chinese New Year this year, and the speed was too fast. What's more, the "noble" John Bull is really not a quick-response, decisive and powerful nation.

So first the balloon with the number written on it floated in the air, and then the "former" Tour de France champion rang a rather brand-new big bell, and the bell echoed—the reason why it was said to be the former champion. It's very simple, he is a mere mortal, no matter how against the sky, it is impossible for him to continue to win the championship.

Then came the choir, the reading of poetry, and the increasingly comical "Industrial Revolution" performances...

Seeing this, people who are still amazed by the last Olympic Games, especially now can experience the spectacular moment through the big era game; and you can know the process and ending after watching the beginning, so the world Internet, especially the China Alliance Internet It started to spray all kinds of things.

"British Empire, are you playing tricks? The first Superman Olympics allowed you to hold this opening ceremony? What does it mean to have a bad reputation? This is it"

"Unacceptable. What a mess. How can there be such an opening ceremony? People have been improving for four or four years. You have returned to the level of fooling around in the 1950s? The fox tail of the western world who has no culture all day but pretends to be noble is finally exposed. Alright."

"It's so disappointing to me. The last time our Olympic Games were so spectacular, this British idiot's opening ceremony was too disgusting."

"I have a feeling that the old Europe is going to surprise us again this time. What is called... the British Empire of democracy and freedom? It depends on today."

"Hahaha... Look at the comments of netizens in England? Damn, heroes see the same thing."

Because today's translation technology is very advanced, the world Internet can basically do instant translation wherever there is a computer.

The Chinese netizens who made a fuss turned to the British Internet. Unexpectedly, the British netizens were also embarrassed in all kinds of ways.

In various comments, many British netizens said weakly: "Don't talk nonsense,

will be taken away by the police. This is such a sensitive moment. Spray a sentence and say less than three years in prison. "

"Wow—isn't it? Hey, hey, aren't you a country with democracy and human rights?" Huaxia netizens asked curiously.

Although there are various "truths" now. Especially the revelation of a certain demon game. But I really can't accept it

this is the british empire

This is the British Empire

Netizens in England weakly said: "Yes, this is the case in our country. This kind of government criticism will be detained. We don't have much democracy and freedom on the Internet. In reality-well, tens of thousands of guys went to the demonstration recently, and the result was almost The thousand guys were arrested, and the judge sentenced: xxxx island, three years. Well, go to the isolated island with Comrade Napoleon and go to prison."

"..."

Not only the Huaxia netizens, but also the Huaxia people have completely fallen in love, and the Smecta netizens who have received the living allowance of Brother Abs also have no worries about eating and drinking. All kinds of happy mood sprayed up.

"It's too bad. Compared with the 2008 China Capital Olympics...it can't be compared at all. I can't understand what John Bull is thinking? Do they think this is the level? I think it's a piece of shit."

"That's right, the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in our country is better than this. What industrial revolution? Cut, are you using a group of farmers to pretend to be noble?"

"Believe me, this kind of investment will not exceed 100 million pounds, and 1 million pounds can be pretended."

"Give me half a million pounds and I can copy one. Also, I bet those legalized guys in the West will definitely take the opportunity to make money, such as... billions of pounds in security expenses, etc. Then the money is quietly transferred to a certain See, that’s how John Bull’s military expenditure is. Don’t say that I framed Westerners, you can play the big time game, it’s the truth.”

At the same time, the little devil's Internet was also sprayed. Mi Di left the side. The little devil has no scruples. ,

"Ah, the Mi Ziqi empire has also fallen."

"The era of the white man is over. Look, the first Superman Olympics sucked."

"I just want to say: like the 2008 Olympic Games in the Chinese Empire... let's have a group of flower girls with snow-white thighs."

...

There was also a lot of dissatisfaction among the audience. Especially the family members of Brother Abdominal, when the Shoeman Group entered London, everyone brought hundreds of times their entourage, from girlfriends to assistants, from assistants who flattered to assistants who deal with "people with ulterior motives". Many of them are provided by the state for free.

It was the first time for them to come to the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games to open their eyes, but... they were dumbfounded. Just kidding, who hasn't watched the 2008 Olympics? Why, how...why did a group of village girls come to perform this time?

It's still such a mess, there is no big scene at all.

There were more complaints and laughter. The subjects of the British Empire couldn't hold back their faces, so they quickly hypnotized themselves: country bumpkins don't understand art, they don't understand the art of returning to basics

But...fortunately, there is still Brother Abdominal to watch: Brother Abdominal and the Huaxia bosses are here.

Those who are interested also find that the abs is more handsome, stronger and stronger... although he is changing almost all the time.

But the only thing that hasn't changed is the charming, touching and simple attire.

They are all state leaders, and other bigwigs have created high-end black suits. Anyway, Superman is already immune to cold and heat, even if it is ten times greater.

Brother Abs also rarely wore a "noble" black suit. But the style is not so good, the clothes are very loose, it looks like... it was produced by a street stall again.

"..."

Touching.

Great people who donate tens of billions of personal wealth every day wear this kind of clothes

The British Empire was truly moved to see Her Majesty the Queen who is supported by the people. your dad. What kind of art do you pretend to be all day long? A piece of cloth on his body is enough to feed the poor for a month

...

As bad as it is, the Opening Ceremony has to go on. Later, there was a lot of booing on the Internet, or everyone started to shift their targets, commenting on the beauty of the Queen of England. After all, she is a little superman, so how can I rate it?

British netizens commented weakly: Finally, she is no longer that old lady who wears a raincoat all day long to act cute.

Full hot body, young and perfect face.

Prince William has a lot of peeps at his grandmother.

Mr. 007 Daniel Craig can be said to be the first physical fitness to be instantly killed by a queen, a queen whose age was equal to that of an old woman in the old days. Really the saddest mortal version of 007 - the mortal version because he's "unemployed". The new 007 has been determined to be a Chinese, a superman.

In this way, you can make money in Huaxia, plus... you can do whatever you want in the first Superman 007, a substitute? come up to die

At the same time, the expression on Prince Charles' old face was unhappy. He must be heartbroken, his mother is younger than Xiaomi, so is there still a good show for him?

Be king? It's over, England will always be ruled by the Queen

The performance of the royal family is really interesting. The royal families of European countries are also full of affection for the direction of the abdominal muscle brother, looking forward to the autumn water...

One of the highlights is Comrade Xiaobei: taking a speedboat to escort the torch.

However, the lesbians who used to scream or howl were very quiet.

"Xiaobei... I'm getting old. Hurry up and sell yourself to brother abs for a spot as a little superman. Believe me, sisters, you will be extremely handsome after you become a little superman."

Beckham knew what the Chinese female audience in front of the TV was thinking, so he must... cried a lot.

It's because I'm so handsome that I don't have a chance at all. Otherwise, in football, I would have had a chance - but the young superman owners of the Abs family thought I was too handsome. Don't want to... let me continue to be handsome.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

...

When the athletes began to enter the arena, the audience, the people of the world in front of the TV shifted from the computer to the TV again, or switched from a devil game to the live video.

"Wow...haha, mortal, pathetic mortal, do you still want to compete with Superman for the championship?"

"Impossible. It's like there is a difference in weight. Ordinary people play against ordinary people. Superman competes with Superman. And there is a level distinction between Superman, that is, Little Superman and Superman. Others are not allowed to participate. No way, how can the King of Superman compete if he can fly?"

"Envy, envy, hate... But what about the Hama Gong practitioners? The athletes in our country don't practice Hama Gong. I ate the computer. I mean ordinary athletes."

"Then... wish others good luck. Our country is going to... dominate the medal table again."

"It's been almost thirty years and it's always number one. It's so boring."

this world. China's sports are very strong. Because the population base is too large, and the life of Chinese people is very good - don't be fooled by the high welfare life in the European and American world, just watch sports and you will know, they are really high welfare, how to prove that a nation is excellent, and the race is excellent The Olympic Games are all... so rushing to the street?

Therefore, it is not the "sick man of East Asia" but the "sick man of the West".

...

"It's amazing, oh oh oh, the athletes of the Chinese Empire are really strong"

When the Huaxia Alliance delegation entered the arena, Smecta was far more joyful than the rest of the Huaxia Alliance.

Not just for flattery, but also for appreciation from the bottom of my heart.

I saw more than ten thousand people, which was unprecedented. Among them, there are only more than 600 ordinary people, and the others are all supermen. All superman qualifications are qualified, but ordinary people don't know how to test them at all, and the Olympic Committee doesn't have the experience and time, so only those who meet the superman qualifications can participate

If Superman is not allowed to participate, I am afraid that the Huaxia Alliance will definitely not mind creating a Superman Olympics in the first place.

What's more, all fools know what the Superman Olympics means, and those Olympic committee bosses don't want...to please Superman to get a perfect immortal body?

The Olympic motto of faster, higher, stronger is actually to appreciate that the essence of human beings with the most physical fitness will not change.

violates this. will be eliminated by other sports competitions.

The Olympics is nothing more than the biggest idol worship event.

therefore. Every country that has qualified supermen will sign up all supermen to compete for the honor of the first superman Olympic Games.

But no one can compare with so many Chinese supermen: there are eleven thousand supermen participating, and almost all of them are all-around supermen.

Therefore, wearing the high-tech clothes of the Huaxia Alliance, each of the super macho men and super beautiful women immediately made the extremely boring audience boil.

Regardless of how proud or envious Huaxia netizens are, the little devil is dumbfounded.

"... Those bastards and low-level creatures in England? What about our delegation? We were supposed to appear on stage?"

"It is said that he was led to another place... I won't come up for a while..."

"Low biological scum like John Bull."

Not only that, but soon people all over the world were stunned: because many bastards who didn't look like athletes actually mixed with the delegation.

Among the delegation of the Huaxia League, there was a group of foreigners with smiling faces... Although there are more white athletes from the alliance countries...

The chairman and other bosses squinted their eyes carefully, and the assistant looked at the high-tech mobile phone dumbfounded, and said, "It's not our athlete... probably a volunteer."

Buddhists are even worse. There are many "mysterious characters" mixed in... and all of them smile more charmingly than Ah San.

Viewers who "don't know the truth" thought it was volunteers leading the way.

It's a pity that there is no such thing as in 2008...the chick's snow-white thighs.

It's a pity and hateful, the British guy doesn't understand style at all.

...

Then there is the ignition, and then the day is over, and everyone is looking forward to tomorrow's game. Like ordinary people's schedule, Superman's schedule is exactly the same, but the difficulty... is basically increased by a hundred times.

For example, in the hottest race, the Huaxia people have never won the championship, but the 100-meter sprinter who joined the quarter-finals, the fastest guy on the planet, the superman's specification is 10,000 meters. Because... even if Superman ran wildly over a thousand meters, his speed was too fast. The audience...isn't fun.

Afterwards, He Ming went back...to go underground, even though there were many noble John Bulls desperately trying to get to know Brother Abs.

He let them die, they are all a bunch of pretending slackers. There is no future at all.

He is busy with the Supreme Holy Essence.

As an impatient person, well, he made a sensation in Shanmeng again.

Not only high-level, but too many, He Ming also sells a large number of ordinary essences in the market. Anyway, the essence that is useless to him is not the essence.

The improvement of family members and friends with the potential of powerful gods and demons is very obvious, especially the second sister He Fang has shown signs of quasi-powerful gods and demons, that is, some real names, mysterious powers, etc. have begun to appear.

He Ming is really speechless, is it so difficult to increase the potential of "advanced supreme"?

Hang brother

As a result, He Fang's mood entered the best state, but...she actually felt, oh my god. If my brother was a sun in the past, then now he is a small star cluster and he is not an opponent at all?

What's going on, the gap suddenly widened again, a god and demon that is stronger than a powerful god and demon? are you kidding me

"Say, what did you eat secretly?"

"Ginseng fruit. You deserve it."

Under the blue sky and white clouds again, He Ming was lazily dealing with his envious and jealous second sister He Fang.

Compare your heart with your heart. He Fang must have a deep understanding that He Ming will definitely eat only one portion... alone.

"Hmph, let me upgrade to a powerful god and demon first. With the essence of this mysterious power, my invincible life of a powerful god and demon is about to begin." He Fang clenched her fists and laughed. The idol in my heart is better than Sister Fang, brother Abs is too lazy and has no passion at all.

"Well, congratulations first." He Ming said casually, and continued to play the Doomsday Zombie War. The sounds of all kinds of music should not be too... charming.

"Hmph... this is inevitable. I am about to upgrade to a powerful god and demon. You must know that this is the essence of the supreme and holy level. Then again, I ask you again, what did you do? You really just go on an adventure. found this?"

He Fang still said "I saw a ghost".

What on earth is my brother doing? Treating reality like a game all day long and playing as you like?

The God of Shanmeng will be scared to death by you

Having said that, the overall strength of Shanmeng has been greatly improved this time, and many guys with strong potentials of gods and demons have all become very popular, and there are great signs of success in upgrading. The descendants of the great gods also inspired the potential of powerful gods and demons—the essence of the supreme and holy level is too powerful

It's quite a pity that the Abdominal Brother family, the vixen family or the monkey family, all have... 0 potential.

A group of the most powerful pathetic gods and demons.

He Ming continued to casually say: "I explained it, that's it, I suddenly took risks on a whim, and then...ah, fate, thank you for loving Xiaozai so much. This is called God's love for pretty boy." He said to a group of young ladies Li raised her eyebrows, and the little kids giggled together.

...

Time passed like this little by little, and soon He Ming went to sister Wang Zhaojun to continue talking about life, "My dear, your peaches are so big and round... Would you be happy if I let you drink milk to your heart's content? Come on, repay me, I just drank and sucked your little peach."

Then wait until the second day of earth time, the first Olympic Games, the road cycling finals, will be divided into three versions: Superman, Little Superman and ordinary people.

The first two were... raced around the British Isles.

Thank God, fortunately, there are a lot of high-tech in this world, otherwise the organizer really doesn't know how to track and shoot.

car? Take a shower and go to sleep, you can still keep shooting at a speed of 1,000 kilometers per hour?

Helicopter? Of course, the new version was used, which was funded by Brother Abs.

Moreover, the reason why all the athletes in the Olympic Games, especially ordinary athletes, are desperately fighting for their lives is because the champions are rewarded with... Little Superman places.

Of course, the London Olympic Committee can't get it out. The World Olympic Committee is a group of mortals.

Of course, it was sponsored by Brother Abdominal. The European royal family includes the British royal family, the British government... I can’t wait to play one by one.

s: The second update. You are welcome. m

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