Chapter 1138 Entertainment

At nine o'clock in the evening, the pearl that never sleeps, Xiangjiang.

In the revolving restaurant on the top floor of a large hotel, in front of Jackie Chan, there is enough Xiangjiang cuisine that can feed a hundred people, and the waitress and nearby guests also cast admiring or strangely envious eyes.

Without him, our current big brother Jackie Chan, who said "Oh~~We Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia!" Chen Zhen, Jackie Chan is so handsome-he has played this role in this world and said this line. Far more famous than Bruce Lee because... more fun.

Under the relatively ambiguous light, Jackie Chan was tall and big, completely getting rid of the third-class disabled figure in the past. Even though he was still wearing his favorite casual clothes, his figure was still so handsome that it seemed to have various substances called "handsome", "handsome", and "loved by pretty girls" hovering over him.

Especially Jackie Chan's face, now has a very impressive aesthetics: the facial features are still sexy and handsome, and there is also a strong majesty like the godfather's straight face.

Anyway, it is not handsome that ordinary people can have.

It's not directly, it's something invisible.

Like... strength.

Although he has surpassed mortals, is perfect and immortal, Jackie Chan is very unhappy, and it was like this early in the morning.

Today, it's not that his wife is bothering him with the new object of "I made the mistake that any man would make", nor is it that his son is bothering him, but... His movie has a problem.

An online version of "Chinese Hero 1" that is not Ma Rongcheng's version has a problem: the most important protagonist, Leslie Cheung, has a scandal.

God. This extremely handsome and extremely beautiful first protagonist, he was so happy to have a scandal in the past, because it means that his movie will definitely become a hit, and if he charges billions of RMB more, he Write the name upside down.

After all, Leslie Cheung is a different species, he is already a normal human being instead of a low-level monkey.

So it was basically useless to get scandals in the past.

Will humans have an affair with monkeys?

what!

But now... early this morning. Jackie Chan was woken up by his assistant's phone call. First happy and then sad.

Old Zhang, Brother Guorong, there has been a... scandal!

The problem is: being gay.

Zhang with a friend of his. He was actually photographed in a "pornographic" photo - even though he dismissed the newspapers, the unscrupulous media in Xiangjiang immediately described it as "Botie", "Tongue Kiss", "Hot Burning"...

How many bastards you want, how many bastards you want.

These guys are willing to write about anything for attention and money anyway.

"...Tomorrow it will be released globally. What should we do now? Crisis public relations? Go to the police. It is impossible, this is a global release!"

Jackie Chan tapped on the tabletop of the high-end dining table. He is an old man, and he immediately knew that someone must be messing with him, and messing with his movie.

In this ghostly place like Xiangjiang, once the economy fails, all kinds of bad things will come out. How many horses have fought behind the scenes of so many movies? How many Molotov cocktails and intimidation methods have served the people?

Not just movies, all walks of life. Even comics. For example, a certain master who was born in Xiao Xiami, one of his awesome writers wanted to go out and do it alone, and he asked Ma Zi to mess with him, and almost cut off his hands-interestingly, this master once wanted to do it alone. Apart from anything else, the master's boss asked someone to chop him, yes, with both hands again.

But the master is much luckier than his younger brother... The master escaped from Xiangjiang.

But after much deliberation, Jackie Chan didn't think of "suspicious object".

Not too little but too much.

Him, Leslie Cheung. Huade Liu, Jet Li, and the four superstar superstars made a movie, a real superman action movie, and the sensational level surpassed "Avatar" in seconds.

This is a revolutionary movie, no matter how bad their acting skills are, new-style stunts and perfect body, under the face, the light-headed fans will put them on the top of the gods - but in this way, other people are not willing, in the new Who wants to be a grassroots in this era?

What's more, after the movie is finished, the abs brother appreciates it, so, just like Jackie Chan and the others, he has become a perfect and eternal superhuman life effortlessly...

"Let's talk to Andy Lau." After much deliberation, Jackie Chan had only this plan. He quickly ate up the meal for 100 people that didn't satisfy his stomach. It took only ten minutes and then he left like a gust of wind—to be a Superman is Well, at least you don't have to hire bodyguards and worry about paparazzi... Another Superman who likes to call Superman Superman.

But thinking about it this way, Jackie Chan felt even more wrong, "How did my brother get photographed?"

...

An hour later, the Liu family's mansion.

"Sit, Brother Long..." Andy Lau was still far more handsome than Jackie Chan. With his facial features and that kind of smile like a spring breeze, Jackie Chan sat on the sofa. He took a bottle of famous wine and poured them into two crystal glasses . He gave a cup to Jackie Chan, took a cup in his hand, and then sat on the sofa and said, "Brother Long, your idea is very reasonable..."

"I know that in the end our market will still be paid by the mainland - oh, now it's the alliance. The box office in the European and American world can't be counted on too much. There are too many movies now, and new movies are emerging one after another. It's unbearable for Europeans and Americans. What's more, we must protect local films."

Jackie Chan nodded, and Andy Lau continued: "New-style movies and TV dramas are a revolution. There are too many of them now, and the scale is getting bigger and bigger. Look at this summer vacation, new-style TV sets, superman version of the Three Kingdoms, my God, it's really amazing. Yes, hundreds of billions of funds were used regardless of the cost. The state department participated in it; Brother Abs also starred in it... Our Hong Kong small film can't compare."

"But we Chinese are nostalgic, and we have rich experience and know how to please the audience, so as long as we become a hit and make a lot of money at the box office in the new era, how many movie opportunities will there be in the future?"

Jackie Chan nodded and said: "Not only that, new technology has brought about many industrial revolutions, and a large number of old industries have closed down one after another. Nowadays, many wealthy people's funds can only enter a few industries. Look, how many entertainment companies in Hong Kong now? Li Chaoren has entered the film and television industry And you and I are Superman actors, experienced actors. It’s hard to find. So I’m not worried about the box office, we have a lot of opportunities. It’s just that I don’t want to fail like this.”

"Dehua, what should we do about that incident? Who do you think planned this incident? I asked my brother, and he said that it was two weeks ago-it was only done today...We will start tomorrow reflected."

Andy Lau's eyes were almost magically handsome, and he thought: "Dragon, don't be so worried. I know your scruples. Many, many people in the Huaxia League hate homosexuals, especially the conservatives. There are many such people, and Most of them are parents, and they often take the whole family to watch movies. This family has at least a hundred people. So..."

"Now this incident happened. Our number one protagonist had a 'scandal', and it did cause quite a bit of trouble. But...you have to trust the audience, the world is for young people. Tomorrow will see everything It worked out."

Andy Lau raised his glass and said, "Brother Long, let's have a drink. I have a hunch that we will be a big success."

Jackie Chan motioned to drink up the drink in one gulp.

He hesitated a little, and then asked the question that worried him the most: "Actually, I'm most worried about whether the entertainment companies of Brother Ababs' family planned this? Then we really can't fight."

"? Haha, absolutely impossible..." Andy Lau smiled, and continued with great certainty: "Who do I trust the most? In this world, there is only Brother Abs. He will never do such a thing. Those supermen The King of Supermen would not do this either. Because it is an insult to them! Besides, didn’t you notice? This is a typical method in the entertainment industry. I don’t bother playing this game—they spend tens of billions of RMB on movies. Are you still afraid of competitors?”

"Then I don't worry, old rivals are not afraid of anyone. Although the industry is big now, our ambition is still the same as before! See you tomorrow!"

Jackie Chan showed a classic smile, got up and bid farewell to leave.

After seeing off Jackie Chan, Andy Lau's smile disappeared, and he thought over and over again. Trying to find out who is messing with them. Now in Xiangjiang, they are a powerful force. The four supermen made a movie, which has already caused a sensation all over the world. It is very obvious that someone has made such an incident at this time, and it is definitely aimed at them. here.

Of course, in the civilized world, there is no way to commit a crime, so this is the only way.

Not to disgust them, but to disgust the audience.

"...Damn it." After a long time, Brother Hua spit out a sentence.

Wait and see, who is afraid of whom? Although the scale of the industry has skyrocketed hundreds of times, copyrights from online novels to traditional literature have been smashed; a large number of unemployed people have devoted themselves to the entertainment industry, trying to become a big star. Or a performance that satisfies oneself-everyone has a performance, otherwise look at the little kid, if he falls down, he must cry loudly and sincerely with his mommy present, and there will be big teardrops. If there is no mommy, then at most she will howl a few times.

...

The next day, Chinese Heroes 1 was released globally in time for the summer blockbuster.

Due to the update of new stunts, Jackie Chan's four little supermen have no choice, so a lot of time wasted in the later stage-of course, they didn't dare to compete with the Olympic Games, except for the lawless Superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms...Of course this is just the beginning, other The three major novels are all being filmed, each larger than the other, with an average investment of more than 100 billion yuan. For example, Journey to the West uses large-scale new special effects to create tens of billions of heavenly soldiers and generals to fight against each other—what a fucking fortress.

Water Margin. That's right, Superman plays every hero, fighting all the way, wondering if the land of the Northern Song Dynasty will sink into the sea.

And the director, a silly king of Superman, was unhappy with the ending, so he made a small modification. Song Jiang was finally killed by his own people, and then everyone hid their merits and fame. I heard that there is a follow-up story of the battle in the underworld.

The scale of Dream of Red Mansions is unprecedented and luxurious. It's a pity that the super-beautiful actresses used are really not strong-they were originally the wives of directors and investors...there are too few super-beautiful supermen.

In the world's No. 1 movie plaza in Mashi, among the behemoths that can supply 1.5 million people to watch movies at the same time, among the four protagonists, the first protagonist Leslie Cheung is still the most handsome... The innate elegance and sexiness are the other three. A martial arts, stupid child singer can not be surpassed.

"it's okay no problem……"

Faced with the apology from the good guy Leslie Cheung, Jackie Chan didn't care. Among the three little supermen, the only actor he could win over was Leslie Cheung. Other Andy Lau and Jet Li had their own film and television companies, and they were all for them alone Serve. So it is absolutely impossible to become a member of his family class.

He only hopes to have a good relationship with each other and cooperate with each other, so that in Chinese Heroes 2 or other movies, everyone can make a fortune together.

After some nonsense, Jackie Chan let out a long breath, and the premiere began—Bless you, brother abs!

The man behind the scenes of my grass-mud horse, your old mother, don't you know that your brother's "girl" is a girl?

Your uncle, you missed me!

...

Chinese Heroes 1 started, to be honest, this is a very bullshit story.

That's right, the protagonist is a waste, yes, of course Leslie Cheung plays, he is the real actor, so he is completely invested in this waste mentality.

"I am proud of the world! Young Master Zhonghua! Remember it!"

"I'm not a waste!" The wonderful roar in the martial arts field touched many Diaosi. Other normal people appreciate the unrivaled visual effects.

"Grandpa in the bottle?" Jackie Chan played the role of the mysterious grandpa, a very exquisite phantom, which won amazement from all over the world as soon as he came out.

Then Aoshi Zhonghua started to kill - it was very cool, especially when someone as handsome as Leslie Cheung played it, the arrogance added to that kind of elegance is really cool.

As for the strange name, don't worry, it's an online novel.

It is better than "Long Tian", "Ma Tian", "Ye Tian", "Gao Tian", "Lao Tian"... more exciting and charming.

Afterwards, Andy Lau's deadly opponent was played by Lao Liu's aristocratic emperor. The perfect special effects, the appearance of Superman, and the poster alone attracted at least 700 to 800 million Chinese people to flock to the cinema--now watching real people, It's really addictive, the effect of killing the poster in seconds.

"Hahaha, Aoshi Zhonghua, the end of your Aoshi family has arrived! I am Daweitian, the demon god of the Pegasus family!"

After a line, the fight begins—completely heavy weapons of the utmost size, as fancy as they can be. And many weapons are real steel weapons.

Of course, it doesn't matter that Leslie Cheung was bombarded by real cannons.

Because of the online novels, Leslie Cheung killed all the way... This is to save time. After all, the online novels are too big. Adventures and so on are still in the second part. It's over, Lao Zhang has long since wanted to make a literary film;

Jet Li is going to Hollywood again - don't invite too many invitations.

What about Andy Lau? Yang Wei hurriedly sang, and even himself was moved by the new superman's voice.

Finally, time flew by and the boss came out. That's right, played by Jet Li, the Promise Demon -- don't think he is very good, in fact, everyone who has read the novel knows that he is a dragon in a dragon.

Before the ending, Aoshi Zhonghua could kill this "boss" in seconds with a single hair.

...

"Successful! The box office... 100 billion. That is, one billion people watched the movie on the first day."

A preliminary statistic made Jackie Chan and the other four investors and the protagonists celebrate together. It took 3.5 billion yuan to get a box office of 100 billion yuan on the first day. People who only have money and time.

In the old days, 100 million on the first day was already... so cool!

After all, one million Xiangjiang currency used to be a land turtle with a big income.

ps: The second update.

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