Chapter 1164 "Little Man": Eternal Emperor (1)

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;First week of October, .

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Location: Xiangjiang, which is no longer and unable to show off its might.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Weather: Sunny to cloudy. northeast wind.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The life of some six million monkeys: remarkable. Mood: unknown. ——Earth technology can’t be calculated in a neurotic thinking time. Neuropaths have broad minds.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Get away from the deafening heavy music behind you. I believe that any deaf person will feel "remarkable" pitch in it. And to squander a year of vigorous adolescence in this environment, it is basically necessary to make an appointment with a highly respected ear doctor, squandering a lot of living resources that parents have earned hard.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Otherwise, "hard of hearing" or "auditory hallucinations", or "tinnitus" - and the soft talk of the chick or the most important low and soft talk about life. Everything will have a slightly painful relationship with you, and it will not have anything to do with it.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course, now, with the new medical technology and all kinds of free services for Chinese citizens, even if they are completely deaf and blind, it will not be a problem.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;When Xie Yongsheng walked into the bathroom, the first thing he did was to put his hands on the white as jade bathroom sink and cross them. It seemed that President Franklin was going to fool the Congress and countless voters, so he was so upright and his greatness was expressed by this action from the inside out to the inside out.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then this skinny monkey tried to lift up to a height of 162 centimeters, which made ordinary people see that under his relatively large blue suit, the silly bird newspaper said that he was the brother with abdominal muscles "favorite" "The blue suit is actually just the chick's favorite abs brother's clothes.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then the hopeful parents named the skinny monkey "Eternal Life"... But judging from the appearance, any stupid monkey can successfully judge the skinny monkey that will not live past 500 years. After wearing shoes, the height of 1.62 meters is still only 1.72 meters.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Excellent technology and life skills.

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;With such skilled technology,

A skinny monkey's baggy trousers will successfully block other monkeys from peeking at their heels.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The reason for doing this is just to be more "acquired sensitive".

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So the first time he was able to enter the bathroom, Xie Yongsheng could use the reconnaissance comparable to any special forces of the old era, kill the top secret agents in seconds, and use those stupid soldiers, cool 007 can never compare The sixth inspiration. And always "sensitive" level of professionalism, so when he just stepped into the bathroom, he successfully learned that there are several other stupid monkeys in the bathroom...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Drawing up the size,.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Abandon those "unbearable" sounds, something light or heavy slips into the water... I believe that the sound of flushing the toilet will reach the ears soon.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Under the torment of heavy music, it is the first time a fat woman enters the "Magic Land" or sees a punctual hot girl for the first time. And the hot girl "unexpectedly" exposed her career line and snow-white thighs in the scream of a virgin. This is again quite rare.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Preparing to raise his dignity, Xie Yongsheng continued to observe the situation and accumulate a wealth of knowledge about picking up girls. And knowledge comes from life, so he cast his eyes on his own hands. Standing on the surface of the sink above, of course the most important organ is the ear that has been used to the extreme.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;This new-style nightclub in Xiangjiang, known as the top level in mainland China, has a sign name: "Shuang is just one word, and I never explain it. Go away from Languifang".

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Don't mention that the hateful boss is a superhuman life, although the lowest kind: little superman. There are even fewer little supermen than chicks who don't love superman. Basically, the global number can be calculated by a human body part that can be counted.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Among the 21 numbers, a fool can count them clearly.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;If those group of good morning Superman magazines and newspapers don’t make intelligence mistakes.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;As for the boss of Little Superman, many people think that Ya actually started a lewd smile but insignificant in order to pick up girls, hunt for punctual hot girls, search for very rare hot girls in Xiangjiang, and complete nnnnnnn virgin beheading in immortal life step by step.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;That's why there is this new nightclub.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;But to be fair. Thinking like an impotence: The nightclub owner of the pervert Little Superman, a pervert from the mainland, nicknamed in the rivers and lakes: "Brother Ship Cannon", or "Bitch Cannon" for short.

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;For example, the 20-meter-long washbasin right now. All in one, that is, a whole piece of high-quality rock material... Of course, a stupid monkey like Xie Yongsheng who regards going to school as "the goddess who peeped in those years" will not understand what material it is. Also won't know about rocks that are basically globe to moon...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Yes, just rocks. Ya almost dug out. All of them were dug up and stored in a huge warehouse, adding to Daluzai's... mysterious prestige, and raising the index of envy, jealousy and hatred among Xiangjiang's public intellectuals.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;No way, look at yourself, these messy broken islands, and what else?

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;There is nothing but arrogance and memory, only the precious memory of buying one piece of clothing a year before liberation, and we bought seven or eight pieces of clothing a month...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;In spite of this, Xie Yongsheng knows, is very clear, this sink is as rich as he is now, and the bank gets 5,000 RMB for free a month, which is equivalent to the purchasing power of tens of thousands of dollars in the past. "(Actually not counted, but it can't be counted as poor), and they are also mainlanders who used to be dismissive but now need to worship.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Now, on this planet, made by Daluzi, it is a high-quality product.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;To describe it accurately, it should be a high-end product made by Brother Abab's "related company".

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The power of "related companies" is now millions of times faster than "related departments".

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;At least the "relevant departments" are unable to implement and complete mining on the moon, building interstellar colonies, killing all companies on the earth with a super consortium, innovating all industries, creating a large number of new industries, and then monopolizing them all. task.

Andnbp; He is not a studious student, he always pursues "height" and chicks.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course the external slogan is: serve the people! Learn from Lei Feng, learn from brother abs! Do good deeds and be good people!

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"The bastard is still out? Do you want to prolapse the anus?"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;However, Mr. Good Man, just waited for three minutes and twelve seconds, and then because of the same excellent sense of smell, he smelled the odor that was absorbed and eliminated by the new toilet, but kept some narcotics and cigarettes The taste, immediately cursed out.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course it is in my heart.

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Tragedy!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Looks like the beautiful or ugly big white buttocks of a monkey trying a new type of toilet.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Tragedy!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Stupid monkeys who improve their living standards for at least 50 years a month try messy cigarettes, messy food, and messy daily necessities. And messy women...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Destruction drama!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Wait, Xie Yongsheng scolded the messy woman in his heart, and then turned his head quickly, relaxed his legs, and after lifting them up again, he was habitually showing at least imitating his idol tens of thousands of times My abs brother. The great man's troubled and prosperous smile.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So the skinny monkey in the mirror showed a weirdness. Anyway, it's not suitable to appear in real life, like a soil turtle trying to show the calmness of a noble gentleman, the calm and rich smile. As a result, two eyebrows that were so ugly that they could be compared with a gorilla deeply betrayed his essence.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;There is also hair that can't float even with the new style of Rejoice, which deeply exposed him: weak...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Although in the same impeccable perfect long mirror, in the bright light of the crystal chandelier that fits in a palace instead of a bathroom above the head. It reflected a dignified face that even he could not appreciate for a long time, but Xie Yongsheng still said in his heart: "A messy woman... please contact me! Serving the people is my persistent pursuit!"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So, he smiled lasciviously... Well, he completed his self-motivation again.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then Xie Yongsheng listened carefully for a while, then quickly took out a leather bag. Pulled out of the purse a set of delicate and small but super effective new healing tools.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Advanced civilized world quality treatment for some traces of men on his countenance.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Otherwise, what is he doing in the bathroom?

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Otherwise, why did he maintain this "tall" posture for about five minutes?

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He is a normal person, he is not a psychopath.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And put it another way, this "twenty-five years of life!" Chrysanthemum lover: That person, as long as he is not an ab muscle brother, then he has a height of 1.55 meters barefoot, and his appearance is the appearance of a savage monkey face. This kind of physical capital, this physical capital! Especially in this developed and ruthless Xiangjiang society. Then he has only... a dead end.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Why did you die?

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Ashamed (self-mutilation).

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Use an artistic description that only the person involved can understand: the real family is poor and ugly. The standard "life without love" appearance level...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So, his goal, he started to act when he learned from experience that some stupid asses who smoked and played with new mobile phones were going to prolapse their anus without suddenly going out of the toilet to disturb him,

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;But before. Thinking about it just now, it was plump and fiery again, and tears of envy, jealousy and hatred flowed down his face quietly.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;But the sentimental but fiery emotions disappeared in an instant. Ten minutes ago, he was panicking with a fat boy who was 1.7 meters tall and weighed 85 kilograms.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;After topping the cow, it took five minutes to continue pretending to be a "man". Although he is indeed a man. Then came here and maintained this posture for five minutes.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;In tears at the end. Ah, everything is calm and calm, and it has become a thing of the past.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;It's not that there was no capital and hope in the past. The world is indescribably beautiful, and he is the most honorable citizen of West China.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The idiots in the franchise countries who only have height and muscles, you should just get out of the way, you don't deserve to enjoy the glory and happy life of joining the Chinese Emperor nation...Of course the little girl is surprised, absolutely surprised, you are the world The best...women on earth.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;……

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Five minutes later.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;I don't know what's going on in the world, but everything in the bathroom remains the same.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The mood is relieved; the dignity is restored, the idiots are still smoking and shitting, enjoying the new toilet, and the new everything... And basically all of them are free, except for 200 yuan a piece Tickets, and consumption starting 10 times higher than the outside world.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course, the young and beautiful chicks are not only free of admission, but also have hidden income, otherwise, who would want to come here?

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;As for the fat guy, even though his gender is a precious "female". But there is still no benefit but you need to pay the entrance fee. And first-timers have to put up with the relentless, super-humiliating "you need a ticket" voice from the robot security guard.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Noble person, I live in the same bathroom with the stupid donkeys and the anal prolapse. What a great tragedy in life!"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Xie Yongsheng, who claims to be a literary fan, whispered in his heart.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Ten seconds.

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course he would never say such words, because the ignorant and ignorant Xiangjiang foolish young man, when he heard such words, his first reaction was to... full of old punches.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And what makes him despise is. Before being full of old punches. These idiots have to... think for a minute!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Xie Yongsheng thought, it should be him who has seen the fire clearly and hit the nail on the head with their sensitive, ignorant nature.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And he's a smart guy so he won't get paid to "punch the punch" so won't speak up.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;At the same time, he didn't think those guys would recognize it. Will notice, will notice, will understand...even though it is a head taller than me, even though the eyes are naturally contemptuous than myself, even though the sneer is far more natural lethal than myself. Even though, despite... But cut open each other's inner, tear off the bloody shell-look, God witnesses, brother abs is here!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;I am the talented giant! Know girls, know girls, know art, know life, know history!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Wait? Slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag—

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Huh... don't get excited, this is life."

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Recovering his mood again, Xie Yongsheng glanced at his face in the mirror with a slight voice, and then smiled.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;It costs 3.500 RMB, and the old man scolded me for it. My mother was a mother-in-law for a while, and my two younger sisters envied and hated the handmade leather shoes, which were handmade by a former noble foreigner. manufacture. Italian cowhide, French craftsmanship, American packaging——

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course sometimes, even though I know how much foreigners are eager for the foreign exchange called "RMB". He did not hesitate to abandon his noble status and become a labor force by himself. But still don't believe the advertising words lightly.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;This pair of leather shoes is worth having for men. Xie Yongsheng used his short but very favorable lower limbs to prepare for a chic turn, and then he said, "Where is the spring, where is the spring... ..." This kind of walk past.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Don't think that this way of walking looks inappropriate for a twenty-five-year-old youth who is basically healthy in body and mind.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;No way, this is in Xiangjiang, if you want to pick up girls, you have to be outstanding and different...Although in Lu Zai's opinion, he is a little...a little...brain apoplexy.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Even more hateful mainland experts and scholars, Mr. Gongzhi, the milk dog raised, ridiculed again: the declining nobles who only have memories are looking for a sense of existence.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course Xie Yongsheng will not pay attention to these, the world is so big, he just wants to be successful in picking up girls.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;If there is a pervert, then it will not be him, but this Xiangjiang society.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He doesn't need to care about the ups and downs of Xiangjiang society, those liberals, the public intellectuals who tout each other, and the brainless fans, all have no lethality in the new era, no matter how they are encouraged Well, the armed force system of a super-developed society has been completely completed. Even if the sun explodes, these ultimate armed forces will find a planet to continue...Earth civilization.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;From behind. The passage outside the bathroom.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Quick, powerful, fast... But Xie Yongsheng used his limbs, ten fingers, and ten toes more hastily, quickly, and powerfully to continue to support the dignity plus version.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;——Just kidding, in such a bright environment, when passing by, as long as the other party is of normal height, he will definitely be surprised, and then he will sneer or cast a sympathetic look...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;p: The first update.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Suddenly found that there are four more monthly tickets... Thank you!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The Iron Lady Thatcher passed away, and I heard that she had dementia in the past...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"In politics, if you want talk, ask a man! If you want action, ask a woman!"