Chapter 1201 The Age of Stupid Years

afternoon……

"Wow~"

The pleasant sound of water flows in a special environment, so it forms a fast rotation and push...

The toilet flushing power of Little Japan in "Legends of the Rivers and Lakes" is world-class. mHowever, three consecutive waves of flushing are enough to send a lump of ultra-excrement that is far larger and stronger than cow dung to where it should go.

Although its time in the world, on the ground, and in high-end toilets is so short, it still has enough "power". Like a shooting star, it proved itself to be exceptional enough, huge and incredibly strong.

And when you look closely, the particles are perfectly distributed, full and harmonious...

The nutritionist of the primary interstellar civilization can analyze it at a glance: this is the excrement of ultra life forms.

Of course, any human being on earth who is an adult mind, look at this guy who is looking down in front of the toilet to admire the water flow and the tuba, look at his huge physique that covers more than half of the bright lights and narrows the room; It is silent, but it makes ordinary people feel shocked when they push the door of the bathroom, and then there is the frightening "texture", as if a huge invisible beast has shrunk ten thousand times, and it is in this person's body.

Then basically there is only one feeling: This guy is not talking about Superman, the super human of the King of Superman.

And some scientists have studied more than 50% of the carbon-based monkeys will look back after the tuba;

Some scientists have studied 100% carbon-based monkeys. As long as they are adults and know how to appreciate art, they will definitely look back and appreciate it carefully once they have a very happy tuba. It is so good to have an impressive contrast for the successful defecation in the future. After all, life is endless, and a large size is necessary.

...He Dawei didn't let go of that last glance;

He "also" had a panoramic view of the whole process.

"Cool~hee hee." Withdrawing his gaze, he sniffed his nose but there was no foul smell. After all, smell is a basic characteristic of problems in low-level life, such as sleeping when tired, or bad breath when sick.

The same applies to evil beings.

So as long as it becomes Little Superman, that is, a legendary life, then the excrement will not smell bad under normal circumstances.

Of course, these characteristics are only limited to flesh and blood life and so on.

He Dawei stepped back a few steps,

But did not go out. He stood still on the spot, thinking for a few seconds.

It's a habit: thinking about life after a tuba.

He likes this feeling. Seeing this scene, a kind of beauty of a human body factory emerges spontaneously, and the ordinary carbon-based monkey is a country workshop that is getting dilapidated every year. It's not as good as the original workshop thousands of years ago; I used to be like this. Although he was far from having time to have this awareness.

Because he was young, very young, very young, too young to think the world was healthy. Everything is beautiful, nothing is not arbitrary, and nothing is omnipotent.

But of course this is all delusional.

And now that everything is necessary, he will never have the feeling of birth, old age, sickness and death, and his digestive system is already an alien-level cosmic factory.

Just a wonderful treat, tons of good food. After the enjoyment of the mouth, the filling of the stomach, and the digestion of the small intestine, it finally turned into "the wind and rain will be immortal, I see it and I understand!"

…in short a big lump of what I must be healthy about.

It's a brilliant piece of art.

It took no more than 30 seconds of earth time to create the art that mortals dream of, especially those with constipation, especially those with urinary stones... Alas~

Think about those desperate people, but I am: "Never let go of any human garbage that is no bigger than a dead cell, and never kill any tiny ray of beneficial human nutrition."

It's perfect.

Pull up your pants. Pull up the platinum zipper with a "squeak~", and this slim-fit hip-lifting trousers can "slightly" express your huge and super-strong buttocks.

Believe that if you give it a fulcrum, it can use a spear to pierce the earth.

No, it was wrong, He Dawei him. A member of the Abs family, a dignified super monkey, and a human hero who now eats, drinks, and has fun in the small Japanese island nation... well, let's not talk nonsense. One simple trait: male. age 15. virgin.

So don't talk to him about immoral and very low-level, or even soul-polluting topics.

Because he will miss this innocent and stupid boyhood very much in a few years.

Referred to as "The Age of Stupid Years".

Push open the special toilet door of Little Japan. There is a devil cigarette worth 999 yuan in his mouth. black market price. Because this is a top-level demon item that cannot be bought in the normal market.

After a distance of more than ten meters, He Dawei stood in front of the mirror.

The mirror is fine. Habitually use the advanced vision of super vision to look at it, but it is only "one, two, three,... four, five, six, seven... 10, 11, 12..."

Well, about fifty minor blemishes in total. Including a speck of dust counts as a blemish.

But this is very normal, although Little Japan can't wait to wipe the chrysanthemum with the efficiency of wiping the chrysanthemum because he will dedicate it to his sweetheart Huaxia godfather later, and use a new type of detergent to clean, disinfect; clean, disinfect; clean, disinfect... a total of hundreds of procedures.

But the world is always imperfect, so it's like thinking your hands are clean, but under a microscope...if you have a clean freak, then you need amputation.

The door of the bathroom is guarding his dog's leg, the Thirteen Taibao. With superhuman strength and proficiency in the lion's roar scream, then He Dawei can be safe and sound. After taking a shit hard with a relaxed mood, he can admire himself in front of the mirror.

This is another habit... The reason is unknown, but anyone, even a man, has narcissism, right?

That's it.

The person in the mirror, himself... Oh, whether he wakes up to shit, or appreciates life after shit, he is still so handsome by himself, and his mind is clear.

so handsome! I saw that he was 199 centimeters tall and barefoot. But the width of the body has exceeded 145 cm. It can be seen that this kind of physique gives people the first impression that it is not that the main battle tank can withstand the devastation, but that it must be a battleship.

Despite being so strong, it belongs to one of the strongest body shapes in the life of the King of Superman, an unparalleled and extremely strong level in the craftsmanship of the abs brother.

But generally speaking, only chuunibha and muscle lovers, and gays like this kind of physique-of course, there is no gay who doesn't love any physique created by abs.

The opposite sex is almost the same, but Huaxia chick doesn't appreciate such a physique, because her instinct tells her: dear, don't lose your life just to have a good time.

And walking on the streets of Little Japan, countless "ant" chicks from this country are dumbfounded. You have to look up at Mount Fuji;

Appearing in the plethora of magazines in small Japan, I believed and helped and freed a large group of immoral and low-level cowherds and ducks who succeeded in crying without tears.

"Handsome~" He Dawei touched his chin with his left palm, which is 18 centimeters long from the tip of his hand to his wrist, and his slender fingers, at least ** centimeters, vividly explained two idioms, "noble and charming" and "handsome and unrestrained".

In the habit of habit, he thought about life again. "Right. Since when did I appreciate myself?"

He's just a narcissistic idea.

But he was wrong.

After a second.

The smile became a little stiff...

He first overestimated his memory, because of the memory in his memory, he could not complete the task of reciting a poem within a week, such as the moonlight in front of the bed. Wife is relaxing?

However, it is different now. He definitely underestimated the brain function of King Superman, underestimated the "slightly improved" IQ of enjoying genius brain pills many times.

His question told him right away, tumbling out in his head what he needed.

Yes, he remembered. The reason why he knows how to appreciate himself is the summer before the Chinese New Year.

In the summer of 2011, before the final exam.

Xiaofang, who is in the same class in the same school in a neighboring village, is one of the class flower candidates, sitting in front of him. For example, his number is 23, and Xiaofang is 22...Of course it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that at that time, he was still thinking about how to make Xiaofang, who was still talking and laughing, making a few words of soy sauce and haha. Successfully helping others to keep his parents happy and finally helping him have a good summer.

But at that moment, his dog eyes just happened to see Xiaofang sitting in front of him...

No nonsense. It was an insult to the moment of passion, in short, he saw Xiaofang's tiny ass under a pair of blue jeans, and his first thought was elastic... of course. At that time, he didn't understand peaches. He hasn't seen the movies "Changing Face" and "When the Peach Is Ripe".

It's not important, what's important is that at that moment, his heart became lustful, and he felt unprecedented passion... The final exam really failed, not because Xiaofang discovered his voyeurism, but because he was in her heart at all It's not worth the risk to serve this birdman.

Leaving aside his father's yelling without going into details, that summer, he was serious for the first time, standing in front of the mirror that had served his family for more than ten years, and then he understood...he understood a little, understand slightly.

Later... not later, he finally learned how to love!

But later he was gnashing his teeth in front of the mirror, trying to make a stupid face, a pair of stupid eyes, a pair of stupid eyebrows, a pair of stupid nose - oh, a stupid nose.

There are also yellow teeth, a mouthful of rotten teeth that are more disgusting than stupid and dumb; and a "charming" heavy-tasting thick lips.

Let all this become a little, a little bit sexy: school starts like this, not only Xiaofang, but Banhua kneels and licks in front of him, sings: "Just be conquered like this!" Pants pockets... well, that's when the plane took off.

But here's the reality: Spring is here, and it's a stupid day.

If no matter how hard he tries, nothing changes, summer passes, new term comes, nothing changes, nothing, nothing... Then he realizes that he has nothing at all, the only thing a boy like him has. capital.

handsome!

Back to reality, back to today, back to this moment, the smile has completely disappeared...

It took a long time for He Dawei to reveal a smile full of memories.

Fortunately, although I am a mortal, my... dad is Brother Abab... Dad's brother! !

now, today! Not to mention Xiaofang and Banhua are two idiots, idiots in their early 1.6 meters, who still go to school in the country bumpkin school-wrong, it is thanks to the blessing of our family with abs, they go to the top schools in the world, but they still won’t have me Such a changed fool!

Kneeling and licking this uncle is no longer such a blessing, the past is like water.

Thinking of this, He Dawei said, "I'm handsome. Is it best in the world or the top?"

This is not the soliloquy of a neurotic, his mind is normal.

This is not Lonely Diaosi's sincere confession to the goddess's invisible avatar on QQ: You hang in front of me, of course you don't know that I want...day...non.

It is that there are indeed people in the room. Although the "Thirteen Taibao" guards the bathroom door, the number one secretary, a senior butler from England, is proficient in 80% of the world's art of eating, drinking, and entertainment, as well as the art of how to pretend to be noble, charming and gratifying.

Her name is Liszt. Occupation: housekeeper, living secretary, number one secretary (whatever).

PS: The first update.