Chapter 1167

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;A happy day has passed.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Son, get up!"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Oh, God! May the Lord forgive you! Dad, I want to tell you that one of your thoughts yesterday was a wrong decision. According to the research of university scholars in Xiangjiang Daily, the height is shorter than 175 cm; Those who weigh less than 80 kilograms basically have no chance of grabbing a lottery ticket, and the possibility of injury..."

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The skinny monkey controlled by the Sandman showed eloquence second only to "Talk about life" and the sincerity of "Don't be afraid, I'm drunk too, so I don't know what I did" Emoticons, trying to convince...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Unrealistic daddy,.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;But "Daddy" smiled slightly, and then the smile turned into a sinister smile in his sleepy eyes...

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Don't believe in TV dramas about barristers with big nostrils. In civil life, violence is always a problem, a discussion, and facing a fool, a fool who doesn't have eyes and force and is killed by you... The fastest and best quality solution.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And trying to convince a carbon-based monkey is always a painful battle.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Especially when he is obviously too stupid to solve any Chinese primary school math, such as: "Mom sent me to buy soy sauce, the distance of the road is 500 meters, and I walk 100 meters every minute , how much soy sauce did I buy?"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And such an idiot insists on educating you... with life, with ideals, with punctual girls.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;……

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Come to the street, shit, it’s not yet dawn, but there are already crowds of people... Xie’s father and son looked at each other, gave each other medicines related to physical fitness and excitement, and roared at the people around, To express their influence on force.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Don't look at me short,

But I'm also afraid of myself! "

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;……

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;At noon, Xie Yongsheng came back.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;In the elevator of the giant building, he saw himself in the mirror.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He breathed a sigh of relief.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Thank goodness. The decision to temporarily take out old clothes to wear is really wise and decisive. Otherwise he would be bleeding profusely.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Brother, how are you?" As soon as he opened the door, he was surrounded by two lovely younger sisters who became richer and more punctual. Then they greeted each other in a hurry, and the four pairs of eyes looked around with new-style colored contact lenses, so that it would not cause any accidents but would improve their charm and eyesight.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;In a minute, a little bit of the indignity called "disappointment" was revealed.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And mothers and other fat ladies claim to be "remarkable", so why would they let them go to the women's section to grab tickets?

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;I heard that there is a related... column on h.com. Authentic and flavorful. Moreover, it is violent and bloody. After waiting for ten minutes, you can see the fat woman's panties flying.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So it's double stimulation. It is quite popular from Xiangjiang to mainland China.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Forgive me for having nothing. Forgive me for having nothing..." Xie Yongsheng sang. He is a promising young man who always focuses on his artistic talent.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Especially now, he needs to express the emotion and romance about the dignity of a man that he has returned from "hell" and is unknown to the public.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;But the two younger sisters instantly changed from extremely enthusiastic to "noble and glamorous", and decided to wait for Daddy by the elevator, "Humph!" Respond rudely.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Don't look for Daddy, he is worse than me. I saw him being carried out by medical robots and put in an ambulance...then the ambulance went away...I believe now It is already in the hospital, and there will be a call or text message soon. Oh, thank you for loving the people, and the people can receive free medical care."

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"..."

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The two sisters looked at each other. Far faster than Xie Yongsheng, he rushed back to the house and went online. Then...scream.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Brother Abs's fourth kid's lottery draw is coming soon, and netizens from all over the world have already won more or less lottery tickets, with more or less wounds and fractures. Sharing the bright moon at the end of the world on the Internet, changing a moment in life.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;From it, you can see the cheap bones of monkeys——seeing some monkeys who are no different from me turn into the lives of little supermen, I don’t cry a lot. Instead, joy and sorrow add up, crying and screaming.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;……

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Damn it... shit laowai! Can you please get out of Xiangjiang gracefully?"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Treat the wound in the bathroom. Being at home, the skinny monkey can express his rude and disrespectful thoughts to his heart's content.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;It's just a "bloody feeling", because countless weak Hong Kong people were fucked by countless tall foreigners - many, many on the spot.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;In medicine, it can be explained as the unsightly result of dry excrement due to the heavy pressure on the abdominal cavity due to external force, and then the stomach is stressed.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;As a result, the status of Xiangjiang Free Paradise may become "unsightly" day by day.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Especially this ticket grabbing is just the beginning: foreigners can't enter the Huaxia League, but they can enter Xiangjiang, and then they can smuggle...or grab tickets on the spot.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Moreover, there are more and more foreigners. Among the six million Xiangjiang residents, there are more than 30 million foreigners. And the average number of foreigners entering Xiangjiang per day exceeds one million...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And those guys who have just passed elementary school, failed junior high school, crashed high school, and crashed university to death think that once they are "democratic and free" and the economy is private, they will be able to rise to the sky.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;But today, many liberals must have been fucked by their masters, and they must be deeply impressed. I don’t know if it has affected their loyalty.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Don't ask others, Xie Yongsheng is already: "Wang Shinan set Xiangjiang Day, and slaughtered 10,000 ghosts and animals."

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;—but it's a dream.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Democracy Xiangjiang wants to bring out the power of corruption, it is difficult, difficult, difficult!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;……

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Another injection of physical medicine, a new painless nano-injection, so the physical fitness quickly recovered, Xie Yongsheng got up from the bed, opened a laptop and logged in to the Abdominal Video , always pay attention to the lottery situation.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He also has Jackie Chan, a lottery ticket in his belly after smiling.

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;When the music started, a little loli was hugged by an extremely beautiful chick under the watchful eyes of Brother Abs, and then shook the golden joystick.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Abs brother's little kids, including this little loli, there are four in total. They are full of enthusiasm, brats, playfulness, cuteness, Dali Wan (implying amazing divine power)...etc.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So the moving start-up music sounded many times, because the little loli was gnashing her teeth and shaking the golden rod vigorously, she thought she was...playing.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Well, many monkeys were almost scared to have a heart attack... If they were foreigners, then it would be a tragedy.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The extremely beautiful chick chuckled again. Then I couldn't help laughing.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Brother Abs is another daddy who is as tall as a mountain.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The skinny monkey also had time to make a promise to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, promising that once he wins the lottery, he will... burn incense and make a hundred crosses!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Lord~~~"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Little Loli gave up after shaking up and down more than 30 times, so the result began to be born gradually...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Don't mention the reaction of the people of the world. Xie Yongsheng held his breath like a dog - of course this analogy is a bit strange. Because even if a dog sees a beautiful woman, it doesn't have this kind of reaction. And seeing a bitch, it must scream, turn around and run away... Fur is a very important charm for dogs.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;So, it can be regarded as the exaggeration of art.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The top mathematician shouted "Brother Abs, please publish the devil's mathematics!" The change is finally over. A row of patterns was quickly typed out, this is the first prize...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;A second later, the image of the first prize immediately appeared on the official website of Brother Abdominal Muscle, which is convenient for detailed comparison. Two seconds later, media and websites all over the world still want to survive and develop. And mobile phone operators, operators of new electronic equipment, began to broadcast the jackpot.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;They have already prepared all kinds of ingenious preparations. Advertisers are also already in place.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;At the same time, the relevant scanning program began to pop up the update information, and the update was completed in less than a second.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Of course, this is the work of supercomputers and huge information systems that ordinary people do not understand. Ordinary people, monkeys only want to know whether the result is what they want...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"It's all right... stupid! It's no use again!"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Immediately opened "Brother Jackie Chan's Smile", compared it to one side, said "All right..." and then cursed, but at this moment. Thoughts were almost as fast as the speed of light, Xie Yongsheng held his breath again, his brain roared, and he almost passed out due to the high-speed brain operation.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;There was an expression on his face that almost doubted whether he was going to swallow the computer, and then he made a pattern. Gritting teeth in a pattern to compare...all right.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Absolutely right? What do you mean? Hasty!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He didn't laugh wildly, he blocked his mouth, like a gassed toad.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;My two younger sisters are at home! Although there is "deep affection" between siblings, in order not to break out of a cold-blooded and ruthless family war. First prize, a place for Little Superman. I, the Emperor of Eternal Life, still accept my own merits and fame!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;That's right, Xie Yongsheng imitated Brother Abs, and he gave himself an online name: Emperor Yongsheng.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He didn't expect that one day it would be worthy of its name.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;And the encounter was so...strange.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Carefully put the lottery ticket back to "Brother Jackie Chan's Smile" again, after the first page.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then... the monkey rolled all over the big bed. After getting up, he was the first to lock the door.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then, walking back, he made a series of "strange" movements.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Taking off like crazy, "Papa!"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then she walked out of the world without any clothes on. Walking along the room over and over again: cat walk, neurotic walk, zombie walk, space walk, dog crawling, silently barking like a domestic dog...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then he started to run wildly, practiced himself almost to death, continued to salute, yelled silently, and shook his head like a mental patient...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Finally began to dance... A branch of physical medicine supported his elegant artistic performance...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;After the tenth time full of big men, the skinny monkey took crazy selfies of himself, crazy selfies...

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Unsurprisingly, if he's wild enough - he certainly will!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then, the most popular selfie series of Little Superman before and after on Xiangjiang forum will be born.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;……

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;After half an hour, put on high-quality and elegant clothes, picked up "Brother Jackie Chan's Smile" and walked into the bathroom, leaving a sentence to the two sisters who were crying and screaming on the sofa in the living room, " I want to shit, don't bother me."

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Cut!" He answered with two delicate middle fingers.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Lock the door again, and carefully place "Brother Jackie Chan's Smile" in the corner of the door.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Then he walked in front of the mirror... It's really... regrettable not to be the cover character of the novel "A River of Sadness"!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Woooooo... 25 years, 25 years, how many 25 years are there in a life!" He slapped his chest vigorously and silently complained to the mirror.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"From childhood to adulthood, the nicknames I got the most are: monkey, little monkey, uncivilized man, a hundred-year-old man... Is there any quality in this world? Is there truth in the land of Xiangjiang? ! Height, appearance, are they really so important! Why are people judging people by their appearances in this world! "

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;He is basically one of the people who judge people by their appearance.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Without him, the chick is not on time, so he is not willing to waste the rent.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Pointing to the sky with one hand, and the ground with the other: "Today, it's finally over, destiny, I grabbed your throat, you can't break me, you can't beat me, I want to be a little superman la~~~~~"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Silent roar... almost broke my voice.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Next, he took off his clothes one by one, and then began to walk out of the world...

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&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;The mirror is a live broadcast weapon!

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;"Hahaha...a quick look at a monkey with a crazy outbreak! Don't miss it!"

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;Look, the entertainment life in the world of the dead is full of surprises, please enjoy it.

&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;&nbp;p: The second update.