Chapter 1127 Unlucky Day

Having said that, although animal gods and demons are much stronger than ordinary humans, such as primates on the earth, the famous carbon-based monkeys that can be seen everywhere are physically stronger, and they are obviously tough. m

Especially the anaconda, which is famous for its strength.

However, anacondas cannot adapt to the cosmic civilization dominated by humans, so they still need to evolve, or adapt their living environment to suit themselves. After all, the life of gods and demons can also use energy flow to realize a life that is no different from that of a human form, and even more flexible. And there will be no problems with intelligence.

Life in the multiverse is very diverse, not to mention life forms such as ants and reptiles, even consciousness and thoughts have "life".

Of course it cannot be a weak person, it must have enough energy.

However, it is very unlikely that an anaconda can be provided with such living conditions and arrangements for the development of the species on Earth.

Monkeys can't tolerate even their compatriots, how can they tolerate an anaconda.

The status of "You Chaole" is far away from Uday, so it is impossible to let Uday take this kind of transportation. If He Ming can still pretend to be hypocritical and express the extreme kindness "from the heart"; Gu, how could he let a sycophant sit on his noble pet?

So Uday had no choice but to walk in front of the anaconda, and behind him was a monster who grew taller every time, and whose energy index continued to be terrifying. On the road, he looked at him with huge and very pure golden eyes embarrassedly, trying to taste the taste of little superman.

In addition, there are two huge power bodies that are infinite and mysterious like the universe. Continuing to drink with the last guy, or pumping bags of drug addicts into the lungs.

last guy. A mentally handicapped man is also soaring towards the life level of the king of supermen.

Uday is really envious and jealous, but he is even more determined in his idea of ​​trying to flatter first-class ass and curry favor with Xiaohao.

"A snake" and a mentally handicapped person can be mixed to this extent, so what about him.

He is... Yi Lak's Prince of Destiny! Absolutely world-class tall, handsome and rich!

Shaking his head and observing the endless rainforest, Uday ponders other questions: Where should he go? God is sorry, he is from Yi Lak. It's not a country bumpkin in this ghost place. It's as ridiculous to ask him to be a guide as to ask a deaf man to be an interpreter.

"Damn it, if only I knew the location of the treasure. It would be great to lure the two gods behind. Is there any danger? Ha, when people are in danger, Brother Abdominal will come out.

The abs brother can't do it either, the world has long since perished. "

Uday really deserves to be a smart man. Quickly figured out the problem clearly—meeting Xiaohao was simply to help his treasure.

But he can't do anything, because he doesn't know where the treasure is.

Sighing, Uday had to go to a town based on the new equipment.

There is also a Chinese introduction on it, the chick is not bad.

I believe the two grandpas will like it, right?

Xiaohao knew what he was thinking, and would definitely... tear him apart again.

Big idiot, our wife is using high technology to monitor all the time in the sky! Do you think we are abs guys who can pick up girls if they want? !

"Ah? After a short but boring time, are you finally here?...? Your emissary? An emissary as weak as a reptile? Well, come on. Come and meet me. I'm at... this coordinate... this coordinate. "

Suddenly, Uday's whole body trembled, his figure as fast as a galloping horse suddenly stopped, a dreamy call, a whisper of a devil. appeared in his mind again.

He looked back suddenly, only to see that the scene was a little blurry, suddenly there was a feeling of dreamlike and grotesque.

It was only because of the fast movement, and because of the extreme evolution of life that often shed the thick and huge python skin, the anaconda, who was in a bad mood and almost bumped into it, made him regain consciousness immediately.

"……?fool!"

"You are super happy" is a little upset, so try hard for a while. Send out a Chinese that I have learned for a long time. Of course for the noble Prince Uday.

Obviously, its IQ is already equal to the Einstein level of human beings. No, at least ten times more.

Because it does not have the control of brain function, that is, there is no "God's forbidden zone" set by humans, so once it evolves, its intelligence can be improved smoothly—unlike humans need to die, and then the body can be turned on after the perfect body intelligence.

And this opening, most of them need to be decided by themselves-so there are temporary and permanent genius brain drugs.

This is because sometimes being too smart is definitely not very pleasant, and it is easier to be unlovable because of rationality, and then feel world-weary.

What's more, how can being so smart let human beings understand the despair and pain of birth, old age, sickness and death.

Uday was not shocked, even though "You Chaole" said he was stupid the first time he spoke, but he didn't care anymore, so what if he was despised by the anaconda? Humans will agree?

He believed that when those human beings saw "You Chaole" talking, the first thing they felt was screaming, and then all kinds of brainlessness came up and became extinct.

Humans still think they are noble and advanced, but they are just low-level creatures that even other intelligent life cannot accept.

Don't mention looking forward to "aliens" every day. The reason why aliens don't appear is because they know stupid monkeys too well.

"..."

After more than ten seconds of silence, Uday did not understand the coordinates, and it was an unknown symbol. Just like primitive people took a "received by Emperor Qianlong of the Forbidden City, the capital of the Chinese Alliance", and there was no possibility of identification.

"Is this the civilization of demons? Shit, I don't know how to understand it at all!... Big idiot!"

Confused, Uday glanced at the high-tech equipment in a flash of inspiration, oh my god, the coordinates are appearing on it-I am so smart!

"Demon Technology" is amazing!

The coordinates are... a rainforest 37 kilometers away!

Awesome!

Taking a peek at the three drunkards, Uday gritted his teeth and mustered up the courage to change direction—he knew that it would be difficult for him to make a contribution to what the three guys continued to do in town. It's not a question of flattering or not, but a question of "fate". Uday knew at a glance that no one on the other side liked him.

Including this stupid snake that has frightened many frogs to death with its screams because it often sheds its skin——it is an anaconda.

"Go, yes. That direction!"

Uday rushed forward at the highest speed, "You Chaole" ignored the monkey's wild running, but his contempt became stronger, too slow, too slow.

He Longhao feels that the direction is wrong. This is the power of your powerful gods and demons. Once you feel something wrong with yourself, you will immediately feel it. Therefore, it is basically impossible to deceive powerful gods and demons through natural means, or low, medium, and high power.

Only extremely high deceptive power and art can fool powerful gods and demons.

But never mind. Trusting your gut is better than trusting this stupid "guide". A person who comes to the South American rainforest for adventure, or treasure hunting, must be a master.

...

Twenty minutes later. The dappled light and shadows have been replaced by the light of dusk.

When Uday arrived at his destination, he took a quick look around. It was an ordinary jungle. There are rotting leaves on the ground, which is the function of fungi. Without fungi, the leaves in the jungle will engulf the forest, so in a way, the planet of life is the planet of fungi.

In the next moment, a huge python's head emerged from the rainforest. Uday glanced at it, and it looked back.

There are instances of mutual disdain on both sides.

"Then the treasure is underground... this is the place." Uday aimed at a big tree with high-tech equipment. Put down most of the equipment one after another, such as heavy high-tech axes and gloves. He took out the high-tech excavation equipment and went underground.

The rotten, high-organic soil turned over, the big tree trembled, and the animals living on it ran away one after another—any smart little animal would have already fled in the fastest way when seeing such a huge python coming.

The action is fast, just one minute. Uday kicked the big tree away, and then dug down a distance of three or four meters. After another two minutes, he suddenly dug a hole—overjoyed, he jumped up and dug, and it took another minute. An ancient passage has been discovered.

This is a very wide ancient passage, it is hard to imagine being found in the middle of the rainforest.

Because "ancient" means built by ancient people, that is, ancient carbon-based monkeys, don't think that it is a magical world with great skills and infinite power. Just look at the Olympic records and it will be clear: the records are broken, The scores of high school students in sports schools today are equal to those of Olympic champions fifty or sixty years ago.

So five or six hundred years ago? Five or six thousand years? The gap is even more obvious.

What's more, under the limitation of productivity, if you want to build a big project in the rainforest, where does the food come from? How to transport it in? The rainforest is the territory of wild animals, and the bite of unknown insects in ancient times may cause infectious diseases-this problem has not been solved in the 21st century.

The miracle of the ancient world, the construction of the pyramids was at that time when the farmland in Egypt was very fertile, and the work of a small number of farmers could meet the food needs of the people, and there were rivers to transport huge stones.

Uday greedily caressed this ancient channel with a diameter of more than five or six meters. Using high technology to look inside, there is no bottom to see.

"Right here, come down quickly."

The "devil's voice" resounded in his mind again, this time it was more obvious and clear. Uday couldn't help showing a big happy smile.

"Hey! Big idiot, what is this place? Do you want to find treasure?"

A voice came from behind, and Uday's smile froze immediately. Cold sweat overflowed from the forehead again - don't be angry!

Carefully turning his head back, he couldn't help turning into a humble gesture of nodding and bowing. In extremely humble eyes, He Longhao led Situ Haoran, Ali, and a huge python with a look of disdain, "step by step".

The way of movement is like a gust of wind and a ray of light that has been drunk, drifting erratically, fluctuating up and down.

But in the end, he managed to stand in front of Uday and look down at Prince Uday.

Uday tried his best to organize the language again, exploiting every charming cell with flattering skills, "Two gods, gods, don't be angry, don't be angry! Please listen to my explanation: this is a very beautiful big secret treasure, Yu The world of the snake god, has no one discovered it on the current earth? Think about what a beautiful feathered snake god—just to be a partner with this Mr. Big Snake?"

In a hurry, Uday flattered "You are super happy".

"God is God? Well, not bad." He Longhao touched his chin and looked at Situ Haoran, "What do you think? Are you taking risks? Even though it's a stupid place without miracles?"

Situ Haoran habitually lit a cigarette, shrugged and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, we are going back soon, and my wife is already upset that we disappeared for more than a month."

"Haha... Yes, the time in this ghost place is too strange." He Longhao waved to "You Chaole" and said, "Are you happy? I'm super happy for you to come here."

The giant anaconda came over like a pug, and He Longhao jumped on the opponent's head again, saying: "Go, take the risk. Maybe I can find you a girlfriend. Quack."

He selectively ignored that it was a female python.

Although "You Chao Le" is growing rapidly, its heart is just a small anaconda. For his master and dependents, he can only flatter and be obedient.

So Situ Haoran and Ali got on the head of the giant anaconda again.

Three alcoholics set off on an adventure.

Uday was out of luck and had to go on his own.

But he couldn't get what he wanted, and ran all the way up.

"You Chaole" looked at the passage, and its intelligence immediately told it that it could no longer get through—the instinct didn't have the idea of ​​smashing through the soil and going down wildly.

He Longhao said: "Go straight down, they are already like tofu to you."

God is sorry, the anaconda doesn't know about tofu and has no chance to eat tofu.

"? Fuck, who is peeping, courting death!"

"You Chaole" plucked up his courage, arched his body high and tried to strike hard. It lifted itself from the rainforest and overwhelmed all the big trees. Situ Haoran sensed something because of this, glanced at the air and was a little annoyed, and punched him while speaking.

Situ Haoran saw the smart plane.

He is no fool.

Thousands of meters above the sky, an ice fist suddenly took shape, and then grew bigger and bigger, like an iceberg skyrocketing and rising, the world became desperate and cold.

According to the defense mechanism, the smart plane wants to leave at high altitude, but how can this kind of thing escape the sudden attack of a powerful demon?

Boom, the smart plane was dried into waste in the air, Sa Damu and Qusay screamed and smashed heavily on the iceberg.

Situ Haoran didn't take their lives, and the ice fist like a huge iceberg quickly disappeared. So Sa Damu and his son fell headfirst—of course, they couldn't be killed, the distance is only a few thousand meters.

"You are super happy" after watching this process, he mustered all his strength and threw himself down suddenly... So, it really seemed to hit a piece of tofu dregs, and it went straight through, leaving an astonishing hole on the ground. Big pit.

There is no pain but a sense of omnipotence. So "You Chaole" felt the fun, started to speed up, excitedly destroyed and smashed everything along the way, then squeezed hard to the side, and went down the ancient passage at high speed.

Uday, who was advancing at the highest speed he could reach, felt the earth-shattering sound behind him, as if a major earthquake had occurred, but he looked back—it was a big train crashing down.

In an instant, only an excited and terrifying anaconda head was left on the retina——

"No! Stop—"

It's a complete tragedy, and I haven't finished talking yet, Uday was crushed into the mud alive... Today is really an unlucky day for the Sadam family.

PS: The second update. . . )

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